The Undergarments Win Fantasy Bowl XXIII

Congratulations to The Undergarments for winning Fantasy Bowl XXIII. After coming up short last year, they won their fourth Winkenbach Trophy this year. They are the second team to win four Winkenbach Trophies. The Undergarments are now 4-3 in Fantasy Bowl games. This was the first Fantasy Bowl appearance for the Grid Iron Bullies.

The Fantasy Bowl XXIII MVP is Blake Bortles.

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Fantasy Bowl XXIII

Fantasy Recap – Fantasy Bowl XXIII

The Undergarments (78) at Grid Iron Bullies (63)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 26, 2016) In a week 16 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, The Undergarments beat a strong Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 78 to 63, silencing a partisan crowd of 65,445 at THE LAND OF ASS KICKING STADIUM.

Bortles, Blake JAC QB

The Undergarments were led to their 15 point victory by a 27 point effort from Blake Bortles, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 325 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 7 rushing yards. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Ezekiel Elliott, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 80 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 12 receiving yards.

We managed to eke out a win,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Dak Prescott, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 212 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 35 rushing yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Wil Lutz, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 3 field goals made and 2 extra points.

We didn’t maintain the intensity for the entire 60 minutes,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Compounding the issue, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 89 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Tyreek Hill and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

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2016 MVP and ROY

This year’s Rookie of the Year is Ezekiel Elliott of The Undergarments and this year’s MVP is David Johnson of the Twee Twerps.
Ezekiel Elliott ROYDavid Johnson MVP

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Round 2 Playoffs Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Grid Iron Bullies (96) at Twee Twerps (86)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 19, 2016) In a week 15 UFFLE rivalry, Grid Iron Bullies beat a strong Twee Twerps team by a score of 96 to 86, extending the losing streak for Twee Twerps to 4 games.

Prescott, Dak DAL QB
Dak Prescott

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 10 point victory by a 21 point effort from Dak Prescott, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 279 passing yards in addition to 20 rushing yards. With this performance, Prescott was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 15. They also got help from a 13 point effort from DeMarco Murray, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 89 rushing yards in addition to 52 receiving yards.

We came to play,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from David Johnson, who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 53 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 55 receiving yards. With this performance, Johnson was the number 4 ranked running back for week 15. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Derek Carr, who got by the San Diego Chargers defense for 213 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 5 rushing yards.

We got a wake-up call,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Compounding the issue, Twee Twerps could have scored 105 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Derrick Henry and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 7-6, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 10-3.

Coming up in week 16, the 8-5 The Undergarments are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 3.3-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:

Squishy Fuzz 69 The Undergarments 103
Grid Iron Bullies 96 Twee Twerps 86
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Round 1 Playoffs Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Grid Iron Bullies (84) at The Hellfish (62)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 12, 2016) In a week 14 UFFLE battle, Grid Iron Bullies beat a strong The Hellfish team by a score of 84 to 62, silencing a partisan crowd of 70,360.

Murray, Latavius OAK RB
Latavius Murray

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 22 point victory by a 16 point effort from Latavius Murray, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 103 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD. They also got help from a 15 point effort from DeMarco Murray, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 92 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.

We’re glad to get out of here with the ‘W’,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 246 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 14. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Emmanuel Sanders, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 100 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 7-6, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 10-3.

Coming up in week 15, Grid Iron Bullies are at the 10-3 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 17.8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Grid Iron Bullies 84 The Hellfish 62
Squishy Fuzz 107 Elvis Impersonators 41

Twee Twerps Bye
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Week 13 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Greasy Weasels (60) at October Hunters (58)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 5, 2016) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough October Hunters team by a score of 60 to 58, silencing a partisan crowd of 68,075 at The Hunting Grounds.

Bell, Le'Veon PIT RB
Le’Veon Bell

Greasy Weasels were led to their 2 point victory by a 17 point effort from Le’Veon Bell, who beat the New York Giants defense for 118 rushing yards in addition to 64 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Zach Ertz, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 79 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

We’re tickled to death,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 271 passing yards and 1 passing TD. With this performance, Cousins was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Darren Sproles, who snuck past the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 14 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 35 receiving yards.

The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Compounding the issue, October Hunters could have scored 61 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like Michael Floyd and his corresponding 7 points on the bench.

Greasy Weasels took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 13.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 7-6, and drops October Hunters to a record of 6-7.

View all game recaps below:

Greasy Weasels 60 October Hunters 58
Vinny’s Gang 50 The Slim Shaggys 82
Twee Twerps 90 The Hellfish 73
The Wondrful Gazonks 98 Squishy Fuzz 103
Z-Squad 57 Grid Iron Bullies 66
Bad Attitudes 57 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 103
The Undergarments 79 Elvis Impersonators 88
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Playoff Scenarios

Alright, here are the playoff scenarios. The tie-breaking, like most years, gets pretty crazy. For the most part it’s pretty straightforward. I didn’t figure out all the tie-breaking scenarios because if the tie is between three or more teams it often comes down to total points scored if there isn’t one team that has a head-to-head victory over all the others.

Teams that are in:

The Hellfish – Win the North Division and #1 seed with a win.
Twee Twerps – Win the North Division and #1 seed with a win.
Squishy Fuzz – Clinched wild card and will be seeded based on power ranking.
The Undergarments – Won the South Division and #2 seed.

Teams that control their destiny:

Bad Attitudes – In with a win. Have tie-breaker over Elvis Impersonators, October Hunters, and Grid Iron Bullies.
Elvis Impersonators – In with a win. Have tie-breaker over Greasy Weasels.

Teams that need help:
Grid Iron Bullies – Need a win and Elvis Impersonators or Bad Attitudes loss and needs to win a tie-breaker. They have the tie-breaker over the Elvis Impersonators, and Greasy Weasels.
Greasy Weasels – Need a win and Elvis Impersonators or Bad Attitudes loss and needs to win a tie-breaker. They have the tie-breaker over the Bad Attitudes.
October Hunters – Need a win and Elvis Impersonators or Bad Attitudes loss and needs to win a tie-breaker. They have the tie-breaker over the Elvis Impersonators, and Grid Iron Bullies.

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Week 12 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Grid Iron Bullies (58) at October Hunters (61)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 28, 2016) In a week 12 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, October Hunters squeaked by a tough Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 61 to 58, behind the support of 67,039 faithful fans at The Hunting Grounds.

Cousins, Kirk WAS QB
Kirk Cousins

October Hunters were led to their 3 point victory by a 31 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who tore apart the Dallas Cowboys defense for 449 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards. With this performance, Cousins was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Delanie Walker, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 50 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

Our fans were the 12th man today,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Dak Prescott, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 195 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 39 rushing yards. They also got help from a 8 point effort from DeMarco Murray, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 43 rushing yards in addition to 41 receiving yards.

They stepped up and made the plays,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Compounding the issue, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 94 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Tyreek Hill and his corresponding 23 points on the bench.

October Hunters took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 12.

This brings the record for October Hunters to 6-6, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 6-6.

Coming up in week 13, the 6-6 Greasy Weasels are at October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 13.0-point underdog, while the 3-9 Z-Squad are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 11.6-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

The Wondrful Gazonks 88 Greasy Weasels 72
Grid Iron Bullies 58 October Hunters 61
Bad Attitudes 87 Vinny’s Gang 76
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 66 The Undergarments 83
Squishy Fuzz 90 Twee Twerps 113
The Hellfish 78 Z-Squad 69
The Slim Shaggys 53 Elvis Impersonators 85
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Week 11 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Twee Twerps (75) at Grid Iron Bullies (73)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 21, 2016) In a week 11 UFFLE battle, Twee Twerps squeaked by a tough Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 75 to 73, silencing a partisan crowd of 67,366 at THE LAND OF ASS KICKING STADIUM.

Johnson, David ARI RB
David Johnson

Twee Twerps were led to their 2 point victory by a 27 point effort from David Johnson, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 103 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 57 receiving yards. With this performance, Johnson was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Derek Carr, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 295 passing yards and 3 passing TDs.

We knew what we had to do and went out and did it,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Brock Osweiler, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 243 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 19 rushing yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from DeMarco Murray, who snuck past the Indianapolis Colts defense for 70 rushing yards in addition to 9 receiving yards.

These guys have nothing to be ashamed of,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Compounding the issue, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 82 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Dak Prescott and his corresponding 25 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 8-3, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 6-5.

Coming up in week 12, Grid Iron Bullies are at the 5-6 October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 14.3-point underdog, while the 8-3 Squishy Fuzz are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 21.1-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Greasy Weasels 91 The Slim Shaggys 61
Z-Squad 53 The Undergarments 98
Squishy Fuzz 76 October Hunters 70
The Wondrful Gazonks 54 Vinny’s Gang 65
Twee Twerps 75 Grid Iron Bullies 73
The Hellfish 88 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 64
Elvis Impersonators 64 Bad Attitudes 86
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Week 10 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (65) at Squishy Fuzz (66)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 14, 2016) In a week 10 UFFLE battle, Squishy Fuzz squeaked by a tough Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 66 to 65, behind the support of 71,746 faithful fans.

Flacco, Joe BAL QB
Joe Flacco

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 1 point victory by a 24 point effort from Joe Flacco, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 296 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Jordan Howard, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 100 rushing yards.

I was just doing my job,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Jordy Nelson, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 126 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Nelson was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 10. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Matt Bryant, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 3 field goals made.

They ate our lunch,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Compounding the issue, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 68 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jeremy Griffith left key players like Will Tye and his corresponding 5 points on the bench.

Squishy Fuzz took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 10.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 7-3, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 4-6.

Coming up in week 11, Squishy Fuzz are at the 5-5 October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 7.7-point underdog, while the 8-2 The Hellfish are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 11.9-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:

The Hellfish 86 Greasy Weasels 92
Bad Attitudes 72 The Undergarments 101
October Hunters 76 The Slim Shaggys 64
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 65 Squishy Fuzz 66
Twee Twerps 106 Z-Squad 76
Vinny’s Gang 66 Grid Iron Bullies 82
Elvis Impersonators 66 The Wondrful Gazonks 105
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