Bad Attitudes 2017 Keepers

The Bad Attitudes have announced their keepers. They will be keeping Odell Beckham, Michael Thomas, and Rob Kelley. They will be giving up their 6th, 7th, and 8th round picks.

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The Slim Shaggys 2017 Keepers

Because of a recent trade, The Slim Shaggys keepers are set. They will be keeping Rob Gronkowski, Mike Evans, and Spencer Ware. They will be giving up their 1st, 2nd, and 8th round picks.

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The Undergarments Win Fantasy Bowl XXIII

Congratulations to The Undergarments for winning Fantasy Bowl XXIII. After coming up short last year, they won their fourth Winkenbach Trophy this year. They are the second team to win four Winkenbach Trophies. The Undergarments are now 4-3 in Fantasy Bowl games. This was the first Fantasy Bowl appearance for the Grid Iron Bullies.

The Fantasy Bowl XXIII MVP is Blake Bortles.

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Fantasy Bowl XXIII

Fantasy Recap – Fantasy Bowl XXIII

The Undergarments (78) at Grid Iron Bullies (63)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 26, 2016) In a week 16 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, The Undergarments beat a strong Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 78 to 63, silencing a partisan crowd of 65,445 at THE LAND OF ASS KICKING STADIUM.

Bortles, Blake JAC QB

The Undergarments were led to their 15 point victory by a 27 point effort from Blake Bortles, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 325 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 7 rushing yards. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Ezekiel Elliott, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 80 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 12 receiving yards.

We managed to eke out a win,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Dak Prescott, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 212 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 35 rushing yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Wil Lutz, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 3 field goals made and 2 extra points.

We didn’t maintain the intensity for the entire 60 minutes,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Compounding the issue, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 89 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Tyreek Hill and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

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2016 MVP and ROY

This year’s Rookie of the Year is Ezekiel Elliott of The Undergarments and this year’s MVP is David Johnson of the Twee Twerps.
Ezekiel Elliott ROYDavid Johnson MVP

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Round 2 Playoffs Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Grid Iron Bullies (96) at Twee Twerps (86)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 19, 2016) In a week 15 UFFLE rivalry, Grid Iron Bullies beat a strong Twee Twerps team by a score of 96 to 86, extending the losing streak for Twee Twerps to 4 games.

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Dak Prescott

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 10 point victory by a 21 point effort from Dak Prescott, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 279 passing yards in addition to 20 rushing yards. With this performance, Prescott was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 15. They also got help from a 13 point effort from DeMarco Murray, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 89 rushing yards in addition to 52 receiving yards.

We came to play,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from David Johnson, who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 53 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 55 receiving yards. With this performance, Johnson was the number 4 ranked running back for week 15. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Derek Carr, who got by the San Diego Chargers defense for 213 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 5 rushing yards.

We got a wake-up call,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Compounding the issue, Twee Twerps could have scored 105 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Derrick Henry and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 7-6, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 10-3.

Coming up in week 16, the 8-5 The Undergarments are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 3.3-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:

Squishy Fuzz 69 The Undergarments 103
Grid Iron Bullies 96 Twee Twerps 86
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Round 1 Playoffs Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Grid Iron Bullies (84) at The Hellfish (62)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 12, 2016) In a week 14 UFFLE battle, Grid Iron Bullies beat a strong The Hellfish team by a score of 84 to 62, silencing a partisan crowd of 70,360.

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Latavius Murray

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 22 point victory by a 16 point effort from Latavius Murray, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 103 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD. They also got help from a 15 point effort from DeMarco Murray, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 92 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.

We’re glad to get out of here with the ‘W’,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 246 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 14. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Emmanuel Sanders, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 100 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 7-6, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 10-3.

Coming up in week 15, Grid Iron Bullies are at the 10-3 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 17.8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Grid Iron Bullies 84 The Hellfish 62
Squishy Fuzz 107 Elvis Impersonators 41

Twee Twerps Bye
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Week 13 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Greasy Weasels (60) at October Hunters (58)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 5, 2016) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough October Hunters team by a score of 60 to 58, silencing a partisan crowd of 68,075 at The Hunting Grounds.

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Le’Veon Bell

Greasy Weasels were led to their 2 point victory by a 17 point effort from Le’Veon Bell, who beat the New York Giants defense for 118 rushing yards in addition to 64 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Zach Ertz, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 79 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

We’re tickled to death,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 271 passing yards and 1 passing TD. With this performance, Cousins was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Darren Sproles, who snuck past the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 14 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 35 receiving yards.

The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Compounding the issue, October Hunters could have scored 61 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like Michael Floyd and his corresponding 7 points on the bench.

Greasy Weasels took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 13.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 7-6, and drops October Hunters to a record of 6-7.

View all game recaps below:

Greasy Weasels 60 October Hunters 58
Vinny’s Gang 50 The Slim Shaggys 82
Twee Twerps 90 The Hellfish 73
The Wondrful Gazonks 98 Squishy Fuzz 103
Z-Squad 57 Grid Iron Bullies 66
Bad Attitudes 57 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 103
The Undergarments 79 Elvis Impersonators 88
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Playoff Scenarios

Alright, here are the playoff scenarios. The tie-breaking, like most years, gets pretty crazy. For the most part it’s pretty straightforward. I didn’t figure out all the tie-breaking scenarios because if the tie is between three or more teams it often comes down to total points scored if there isn’t one team that has a head-to-head victory over all the others.

Teams that are in:

The Hellfish – Win the North Division and #1 seed with a win.
Twee Twerps – Win the North Division and #1 seed with a win.
Squishy Fuzz – Clinched wild card and will be seeded based on power ranking.
The Undergarments – Won the South Division and #2 seed.

Teams that control their destiny:

Bad Attitudes – In with a win. Have tie-breaker over Elvis Impersonators, October Hunters, and Grid Iron Bullies.
Elvis Impersonators – In with a win. Have tie-breaker over Greasy Weasels.

Teams that need help:
Grid Iron Bullies – Need a win and Elvis Impersonators or Bad Attitudes loss and needs to win a tie-breaker. They have the tie-breaker over the Elvis Impersonators, and Greasy Weasels.
Greasy Weasels – Need a win and Elvis Impersonators or Bad Attitudes loss and needs to win a tie-breaker. They have the tie-breaker over the Bad Attitudes.
October Hunters – Need a win and Elvis Impersonators or Bad Attitudes loss and needs to win a tie-breaker. They have the tie-breaker over the Elvis Impersonators, and Grid Iron Bullies.

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