Month: November 2009

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 23, 2009) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, San Quentin Saints squeaked by a tough The Undergarments team by a score of 82.65 to 80.9, silencing a partisan crowd of 65,635.

DeSean Jackson

San Quentin Saints were led to their 1.75 point victory by a 17 point effort from DeSean Jackson, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 107 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 10 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Nate Kaeding, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 4 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“This team has overcome a lot of adversity,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 344 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 13 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Visanthe Shiancoe, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 78 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“They out-hustled us,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Undergarments could have scored 90 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Robert Meachem and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 7-6, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 7-6.

Coming up in week 12, the 8-5 Vinny’s Gang are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 7.5-point underdog, while the 5-8 Twee Twerps are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 14.3-point favorite, while the 6-7 The Slim Shaggys are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 1.4-point favorite, while the 6-7 Bad Attitudes are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 1.3-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 102 The Undergarments 78
Greasy Weasels 108 The Hellfish 42
The Slim Shaggys 73 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 63
The Wondrful Gazonks 82 Vinny’s Gang 74
Z-Squad 96 Grid Iron Bullies 73
San Quentin Saints 78 Twee Twerps 84
Squishy Fuzz 65 Bad Attitudes 100
Elvis Impersonators 102 Z-Squad 96
Greasy Weasels 108 Bad Attitudes 100
The Slim Shaggys 77.65 Grid Iron Bullies 77.1
Vinny’s Gang 74 The Hellfish 42
Squishy Fuzz 65 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 63
The Wondrful Gazonks 82 Twee Twerps 84
San Quentin Saints 82.65 The Undergarments 80.9

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 16, 2009) In a week 10 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 99.5 to 98.45, extending the winning streak for Elvis Impersonators to 10 games.

Reggie Wayne

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 1.05 point victory by a 24 point effort from Reggie Wayne, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 126 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Wayne was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 10. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Vince Young, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 210 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 29 rushing yards.

“We feed off the energy of our fans,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 27 point effort from Tom Brady, who tore apart the Indianapolis Colts defense for 375 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 3 rushing yards. With this performance, Brady was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 26 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 133 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 10 receiving yards.

“We shot ourselves in the foot,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Adding salt to the wound, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 102 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Braylon Edwards and his corresponding 7 points on the bench.

Vinny’s Gang drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 10.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 10-1, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 7-4.

Coming up in week 11, Elvis Impersonators are at the 7-4 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 18.4-point underdog, while the 7-4 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 9.7-point favorite, while Elvis Impersonators are at the 7-4 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 13.5-point underdog, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 5-6 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 19.7-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Vinny’s Gang 98.45 Elvis Impersonators 99.5
Z-Squad 79 Greasy Weasels 94
The Hellfish 83 The Slim Shaggys 58
Twee Twerps 85 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 76
The Wondrful Gazonks 55 Squishy Fuzz 45
San Quentin Saints 61 Grid Iron Bullies 65
The Undergarments 105 Bad Attitudes 99

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 9, 2009) In a week 9 UFFLE matchup, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough The Hellfish team by a score of 78 to 72, extending the winning streak for The Wondrful Gazonks to 3 games.

Donovan McNabb

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 6 point victory by a 14 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 227 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 13 point effort from John Carney, who snuck past the Carolina Panthers defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“We proved we’re the better team,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the New York Giants defense for 209 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 15 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Hines Ward, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 44 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds.

“They wanted it more than we did,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Hellfish could have scored 89 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like the Tennessee Titans Defensive Team and his corresponding 14 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 6-4, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 4-6.

Coming up in week 10, The Hellfish are at the 4-6 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 16-point favorite, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 3-7 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 21.1-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 107 The Slim Shaggys 87
Greasy Weasels 92 Vinny’s Gang 100
The Hellfish 72 The Wondrful Gazonks 78
Z-Squad 94 The Undergarments 50
Grid Iron Bullies 61 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 79
Twee Twerps 66 Bad Attitudes 79
San Quentin Saints 60 Squishy Fuzz 80

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 2, 2009) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough Twee Twerps team by a score of 73 to 69, behind the support of 69,923 faithful fans.

Donovan McNabb

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 4 point victory by a 22 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who got by the New York Giants defense for 240 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 14 rushing yards. With this performance, McNabb was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Percy Harvin, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 84 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 2 rushing yards.

“This team has finally learned how to win,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Steven Jackson, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 149 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 17 receiving yards. With this performance, Jackson was the number 5 ranked running back for week 8. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Steve Smith, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 56 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 17 rushing yards.

“It’s going to be a long plane ride home,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Adding salt to the wound, Twee Twerps could have scored 81 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Jonathan Stewart and his corresponding 20 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 5-4, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 2-7.

Coming up in week 9, the 4-5 The Hellfish are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 14.7-point favorite, while Twee Twerps are at the 4-5 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 11.3-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 92 Bad Attitudes 64
The Slim Shaggys 95 Greasy Weasels 108
Vinny’s Gang 67 The Hellfish 47
Z-Squad 69 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 51
Twee Twerps 69 The Wondrful Gazonks 73
Squishy Fuzz 52 The Undergarments 98
San Quentin Saints 96 Grid Iron Bullies 80