Week 1 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week
The Wondrful Gazonks (72) at Twee Twerps (73)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 14, 2010) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Twee Twerps squeaked by a tough The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 73 to 72, behind the support of 66,439 faithful fans.

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Philip Rivers

Twee Twerps were led to their 1 point victory by a 20 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 298 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 5 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Jahvid Best, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 20 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 16 receiving yards.

Our fans were the 12th man today,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 15 point effort from Tim Hightower, who snuck past the St. Louis Rams defense for 54 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 40 receiving yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Ronnie Brown, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 65 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 20 receiving yards.

I tip my hat to them,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Wondrful Gazonks could have scored 88 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Josh Vadnais left key players like the New England Patriots Defensive Team and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 1-0, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 1-0 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 5.0-point underdog, while Twee Twerps are at the 1-0 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 80 Elvis Impersonators 89
Vinny’s Gang 83 The Hellfish 77
The Wondrful Gazonks 72 Twee Twerps 73
The Slim Shaggys 67 The Undergarments 48
Z-Squad 44 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 88
Grid Iron Bullies 78 Bad Attitudes 71
San Quentin Saints 76 Greasy Weasels 81

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