Month: October 2011

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
The Undergarments (82.45) at Bad Attitudes (83)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 24, 2011) In a week 7 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough The Undergarments team by a score of 83 to 82.45, extending the winning streak for Bad Attitudes to 3 games.

Kevin Kolb

Bad Attitudes were led to their less than 1 point victory by a 21 point effort from Kevin Kolb, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 272 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 14 rushing yards. They also got help from a 14.9 point effort from Steve Smith, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 143 receiving yards in addition to 6 rushing yards.

“This team has overcome a lot of adversity,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.55 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 335 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 8 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Fred Davis, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 80 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“They caught us on an off night,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Undergarments could have scored 93 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Marion Barber and his corresponding 9 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 6-2, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 3-5.

Coming up in week 8, the 0-8 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 29.8-point favorite, while The Undergarments are at the 7-1 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 16.1-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 77 San Quentin Saints 87
Elvis Impersonators 106 Vinny’s Gang 46
The Hellfish 101 The Slim Shaggys 33
The Wondrful Gazonks 84 Twee Twerps 48
Z-Squad 59 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 33
Grid Iron Bullies 72 Greasy Weasels 45
The Undergarments 82.45 Bad Attitudes 83

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Z-Squad (93) at Greasy Weasels (94)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 17, 2011) In a week 6 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough Z-Squad team by a score of 94 to 93, behind the support of 66,337 faithful fans.

Ahmad Bradshaw

Greasy Weasels were led to their 1 point victory by a 30 point effort from Ahmad Bradshaw, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 104 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs in addition to 26 receiving yards. With this performance, Bradshaw was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Sam Bradford, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 321 passing yards.

“This is a dream come true,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Frank Gore, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 141 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 5 receiving yards. With this performance, Gore was the number 4 ranked running back for week 6. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Rashard Mendenhall, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 146 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.

“They’ve had our number all season,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Z-Squad drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 6.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 3-4, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 4-3.

Coming up in week 7, Z-Squad are at the 0-7 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 23.3-point underdog, while the 3-4 Grid Iron Bullies are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 14.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 87 Elvis Impersonators 56
Vinny’s Gang 81 Twee Twerps 77
The Hellfish 90 The Wondrful Gazonks 57
The Slim Shaggys 70 Bad Attitudes 99
Z-Squad 93 Greasy Weasels 94
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 55 The Undergarments 64
Grid Iron Bullies 62 San Quentin Saints 80

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
San Quentin Saints (74) at Greasy Weasels (72)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 10, 2011) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, San Quentin Saints squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 74 to 72, silencing a partisan crowd of 67,785.

Calvin Johnson

San Quentin Saints were led to their 2 point victory by a 19 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 130 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Johnson was the number 6 ranked wide receiver for week 5. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Andy Dalton, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 179 passing yards and 2 passing TDs.

“We’re glad to get out of here with the ‘W’,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Dwayne Bowe, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 128 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Bowe was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 5. They also got help from a 12 point effort from the San Francisco 49ers Defensive Team.

“We only have to look in the mirror,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 98 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Victor Cruz and his corresponding 22 points on the bench.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 5-1, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 2-4.

Coming up in week 6, the 4-2 Z-Squad are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 4.7-point favorite, while the 3-3 Grid Iron Bullies are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 2.7-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 66 The Wondrful Gazonks 76
Elvis Impersonators 82 Twee Twerps 87
Vinny’s Gang 59 The Slim Shaggys 56
The Hellfish 114 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 59
Z-Squad 87 The Undergarments 50
Grid Iron Bullies 64 Bad Attitudes 74
San Quentin Saints 74 Greasy Weasels 72

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
The Undergarments (95) at Bad Attitudes (90)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 3, 2011) In a week 4 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, The Undergarments squeaked by a tough Bad Attitudes team by a score of 95 to 90, silencing a partisan crowd of 70,736.

Aaron Rodgers

The Undergarments were led to their 5 point victory by a 47 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who tore apart the Denver Broncos defense for 408 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 36 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. In addition, Rodgers entered the UFFLE Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 4th-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Matt Bryant, who snuck past the Seattle Seahawks defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“This win was no fluke,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Michael Turner, who snuck past the Seattle Seahawks defense for 70 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 18 receiving yards. With this performance, Turner was the number 4 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Steve Smith, who tore apart the Chicago Bears defense for 181 receiving yards.

“Our defense was a non-factor,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Adding salt to the wound, Bad Attitudes could have scored 102 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Tony Gonzalez and his corresponding 11 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 2-3, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 3-2.

Coming up in week 5, the 3-2 Z-Squad are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 6.8-point underdog, while the 3-2 Grid Iron Bullies are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 2.4-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 64 The Slim Shaggys 57
Elvis Impersonators 95 The Hellfish 81
Vinny’s Gang 76 The Wondrful Gazonks 85
Twee Twerps 69 Grid Iron Bullies 84
Z-Squad 131 San Quentin Saints 110
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 63 Greasy Weasels 73
The Undergarments 95 Bad Attitudes 90