Ultimate Fantasy Football League Experience
Congratulations to the Elvis Impersonators and Fantasy Bowl MVP Eddie Lacy for winning Fantasy Bowl XX. It was the third Winkenbach for the Elvis Impersonators.
It was a disappointing finish for the Squishy Fuzz after finishing the regular season with the best overall record and champions of the North Division.
Fantasy Recap – Fantasy Bowl XX
Squishy Fuzz (68) at Elvis Impersonators (101)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 23, 2013) In a week 16 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Elvis Impersonators embarrassed a hapless Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 101 to 68, silencing a partisan crowd of 74,706.
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| Eddie Lacy |
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Elvis Impersonators were led to their 33 point victory by a 20 point effort from Eddie Lacy, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 84 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 6 receiving yards. With this performance, Lacy was the number 5 ranked running back for week 16. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Jamaal Charles, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 106 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 38 receiving yards.
“I’m happy I could make a contribution,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.
Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Matt Ryan, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 348 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. With this performance, Ryan was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 16. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Brent Celek, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 58 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We can still hold our heads high,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.
The votes are in and this year’s Rookie of the Year is Eddie Lacy and the MVP is Peyton Manning.
Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Grid Iron Bullies (87) at Squishy Fuzz (96)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 16, 2013) In a week 15 UFFLE classic, Squishy Fuzz squeaked by a tough Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 96 to 87, silencing a partisan crowd of 69,791 at THE LAND OF ASS KICKING STADIUM.
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| DeSean Jackson |
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Squishy Fuzz were led to their 9 point victory by a 25 point effort from DeSean Jackson, who tore apart the Minnesota Vikings defense for 195 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Jackson was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 15. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Rashad Jennings, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 91 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 12 receiving yards.
“It’s tough to win in a hostile environment,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.
Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Andrew Luck, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 180 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 29 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Marques Colston, who got by the St. Louis Rams defense for 92 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“They’ve had our number all season,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.
Grid Iron Bullies drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 15.
This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 9-4, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 8-5.
Coming up in week 16, Squishy Fuzz are at the 8-5 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 20.1-point favorite.
View all game recaps below:
Grid Iron Bullies 87 Squishy Fuzz 96
Elvis Impersonators 159 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 80
Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Bad Attitudes (97) at Elvis Impersonators (136)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 9, 2013) In a week 14 UFFLE showdown, Elvis Impersonators beat a strong Bad Attitudes team by a score of 136 to 97, silencing a partisan crowd of 67,085. With their 136 points, Elvis Impersonators is now the proud record-holder of the 4th-highest weekly point total in league history.
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| Josh McCown |
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Elvis Impersonators were led to their 39 point victory by a 37 point effort from Josh McCown, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 348 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 16 rushing yards. With this performance, McCown was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 14. They also got help from a 27 point effort from Jamaal Charles, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 151 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 8 receiving yards.
“The important thing is that we won,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.
Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 27 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 313 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Joique Bell, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 69 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 58 receiving yards.
“We beat ourselves,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.
Bad Attitudes drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 14.
This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 8-5, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 8-5.
Coming up in week 15, Elvis Impersonators are at the 8-5 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 7.0-point underdog.
View all game recaps below:
Bad Attitudes 97 Elvis Impersonators 136
Grid Iron Bullies 123 Vinny’s Gang 82
Squishy Fuzz (bye)
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (bye)
Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
October Hunter (81) at Elvis Impersonators (79)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 2, 2013) In a week 13 UFFLE classic, October Hunter squeaked by a tough Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 81 to 79, silencing a partisan crowd of 68,152 at Graceland.
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| Calvin Johnson |
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October Hunter were led to their 2 point victory by a 16 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 101 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Johnson was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 13. They also got help from a 15 point effort from BenJarvus Green-Ellis, who got by the San Diego Chargers defense for 92 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 3 receiving yards.
“We’re tickled to death,” October Hunter coach Orion Bell said.
Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Ryan Fitzpatrick, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 201 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 54 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Jamaal Charles, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 93 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 27 receiving yards.
“It just wasn’t meant to be,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.
Adding salt to the wound, Elvis Impersonators could have scored 96 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brandon Mannie left key players like Keenan Allen and his corresponding 10 points on the bench.
This brings the record for October Hunter to 7-6, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 8-5.
Coming up in week 14, the 8-5 Bad Attitudes are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 4.2-point favorite.
Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Twee Twerps (81) at The Undergarments (88)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 25, 2013) In a week 12 UFFLE battle, The Undergarments squeaked by a tough Twee Twerps team by a score of 88 to 81, extending the winning streak for The Undergarments to 3 games.
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| Danny Woodhead |
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The Undergarments were led to their 7 point victory by a 18 point effort from Danny Woodhead, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 25 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 45 receiving yards. With this performance, Woodhead was the number 6 ranked running back for week 12. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Larry Fitzgerald, who snuck past the Indianapolis Colts defense for 52 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs in addition to 4 rushing yards.
“It was a total team effort,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.
Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Josh McCown, who tore apart the St. Louis Rams defense for 352 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 4 rushing yards. With this performance, McCown was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Maurice Jones-Drew, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 84 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 60 receiving yards.
“They own us,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.
Causing further embarrassment, Twee Twerps could have scored 89 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Michael Floyd and his corresponding 10 points on the bench.
This brings the record for The Undergarments to 7-5, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 4-8.
Coming up in week 13, Twee Twerps are at the 7-5 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 18.2-point favorite, while the 6-6 Greasy Weasels are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 2.4-point favorite.
Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
October Hunter (75) at The Slim Shaggys (77)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 18, 2013) In a week 11 UFFLE matchup, The Slim Shaggys squeaked by a tough October Hunter team by a score of 77 to 75, behind the support of 65,718 faithful fans at Shags house of Slam.
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| Chris Johnson |
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The Slim Shaggys were led to their 2 point victory by a 20 point effort from Chris Johnson, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 86 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs. With this performance, Johnson was the number 6 ranked running back for week 11. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 298 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 6 rushing yards.
“This team has overcome a lot of adversity,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.
October Hunter were helped out in a losing cause by a 29 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who tore apart the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 179 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Johnson was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Andy Dalton, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 93 passing yards and 3 passing TDs.
“We got a wake-up call,” October Hunter coach Orion Bell said.
Compounding the issue, October Hunter could have scored 92 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like Chad Henne and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.
This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 2-9, and drops October Hunter to a record of 5-6.
Coming up in week 12, October Hunter are at the 6-5 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 0.3-point underdog, while the 2-9 Z-Squad are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 2.5-point favorite.
Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (89) at Vinny’s Gang (86)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 11, 2013) In a week 10 UFFLE classic, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 89 to 86, extending the winning streak for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 4 games.
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| Peyton Manning |
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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 3 point victory by a 28 point effort from Peyton Manning, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 330 passing yards and 4 passing TDs. With this performance, Manning was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Pierre Thomas, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 87 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 24 receiving yards.
“We’re not going to rest on our laurels,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.
Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 28 point effort from Demaryius Thomas, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 108 receiving yards and 3 receiving TDs. With this performance, Thomas was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 219 passing yards and 3 passing TDs.
“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.
Compounding the issue, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 100 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Nick Foles and his corresponding 23 points on the bench.
Vinny’s Gang drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 10.
This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 7-3, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 6-4.
Coming up in week 11, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 7-3 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 7.0-point underdog, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 7-3 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 5.9-point underdog.
Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
The Wondrful Gazonks (104) at Greasy Weasels (103)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 4, 2013) In a week 9 UFFLE battle, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 104 to 103, extending the losing streak for Greasy Weasels to 4 games.
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| Cam Newton |
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The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 1 point victory by a 23 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 249 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 22 rushing yards. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 140 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 37 receiving yards.
“We’re happy we could pull this one out at the end,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.
Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Jimmy Graham, who beat the New York Jets defense for 116 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Graham was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 9. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Tony Romo, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 337 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 8 rushing yards.
“We didn’t match their intensity,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.
Adding salt to the wound, Greasy Weasels could have scored 118 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Mike James and his corresponding 18 points on the bench.
Greasy Weasels drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 12 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 9.
This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 5-4, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 4-5.
Coming up in week 10, Greasy Weasels are at the 3-6 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 14.9-point underdog, while the 5-4 Bad Attitudes are at The Wondrful Gazonks.