Fantasy Bowl XXIV

Fantasy Recap-Fantasy Bowl XXIV

Grid Iron Bullies(86) vs Vinny’s Gang(87)

Melvin Gordon
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 25, 2017) In a week 16 UFFLE showdown, Vinny’s Gang squeaked by a tough Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 87 to 86, extending the winning streak for Vinny’s Gang to 6 games.

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 1 point victory by a 18 point effort from Melvin Gordon, who got by the New York Jets defense for 81 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 47 receiving yards. With this performance, Gordon was the number 6 ranked running back for week 16. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Matt Ryan, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 288 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 7 rushing yards.

“It was a workman-like effort,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 26 point effort from Dion Lewis, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 129 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 24 receiving yards. With this performance, Lewis was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 16. They also got help from a 15 point effort from the Carolina Panthers Defensive Team.

“Not to take away anything from our opponents, but we didn’t play like we’re capable of playing,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 109 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Alex Smith and his corresponding 19 points on the bench.

Playoffs Round 2 Recaps

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Elvis Impersonators (84) at Grid Iron Bullies (86)

Dak Prescott
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 18, 2017) In a week 15 UFFLE battle, Grid Iron Bullies squeaked by a tough Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 86 to 84, silencing a partisan crowd of 65,856 at Graceland.

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 2 point victory by a 19 point effort from Dak Prescott, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 212 passing yards in addition to 32 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Michael Crabtree, who snuck past the Dallas Cowboys defense for 39 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“This team shows a lot of poise,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Le’Veon Bell, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 117 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 48 receiving yards. With this performance, Bell was the number 6 ranked running back for week 15. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Drew Brees, who got by the New York Jets defense for 281 passing yards and 2 passing TDs.

“We didn’t get the big breaks today,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Compounding the issue, Elvis Impersonators could have scored 100 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brandon Mannie left key players like Greg Olsen and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 9-4, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 9-4.

Coming up in week 16, Grid Iron Bullies are at the 9-4 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 17.1-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Elvis Impersonators 84 Grid Iron Bullies 86
Squishy Fuzz 61 Vinny’s Gang 93

Playoffs Round 1 Recaps

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The Undergarments (82) at Elvis Impersonators (110)

Le’Veon Bell
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 11, 2017) In a week 14 UFFLE matchup, Elvis Impersonators beat a strong The Undergarments team by a score of 110 to 82, silencing a partisan crowd of 73,810.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 28 point victory by a 29 point effort from Le’Veon Bell, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 48 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 77 receiving yards. With this performance, Bell was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 14. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Drew Brees, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 271 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards.

“This was a good win for us,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Kareem Hunt, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 116 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 22 receiving yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Adam Thielen, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 105 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We only have to look in the mirror,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Compounding the issue, The Undergarments could have scored 111 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Jonathan Stewart and his corresponding 28 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 9-4, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 7-6.

Coming up in week 15, Elvis Impersonators are at the 9-4 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 1.6-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:

Greasy Weasels 92 Squishy Fuzz 121
The Undergarments 82 Elvis Impersonators 110
Vinny’s Gang BYE
Grid Iron Bullies BYE

Week 13 Recaps

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The Undergarments (66) at October Hunters (62)

Jared Goff
MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 4, 2017) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, The Undergarments squeaked by a tough October Hunters team by a score of 66 to 62, silencing a partisan crowd of 72,490 at The Hunting Grounds.

The Undergarments were led to their 4 point victory by a 17 point effort from Jared Goff, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 220 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Greg Zuerlein, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 4 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“This was a confidence booster,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 251 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 6 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Evan Engram, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 99 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“They wanted it more than we did,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, October Hunters could have scored 79 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like Josh McCown and his corresponding 32 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 7-6, and drops October Hunters to a record of 4-9.

Coming up in week 14, The Undergarments are at the 9-4 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 6.8-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:

The Slim Shaggys 60 Grid Iron Bullies 99
The Hellfish 66 Squishy Fuzz 77
Greasy Weasels 103 Twee Twerps 65
Z-Squad 68 Elvis Impersonators 90
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 77 Vinny’s Gang 127
Bad Attitudes 70 The Wondrful Gazonks 61
The Undergarments 66 October Hunters 62

Week 12 Recaps

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The Wondrful Gazonks (95) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (99)

Keenan Allen
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 27, 2017) In a week 12 UFFLE battle, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts squeaked by a tough The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 99 to 95, extending the winning streak for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 6 games.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 4 point victory by a 23 point effort from Keenan Allen, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 172 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Allen was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 12. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Carson Wentz, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 227 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 29 rushing yards.

“We finally got the monkey off our backs,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 38 point effort from Julio Jones, who tore apart the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 253 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs in addition to 15 rushing yards. With this performance, Jones was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 25 point effort from Russell Wilson, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 228 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 25 rushing yards.

“Give them all the credit,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Compounding the issue, The Wondrful Gazonks could have scored 103 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Josh Vadnais left key players like Mohamed Sanu and his corresponding 11 points on the bench.

The Wondrful Gazonks drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 12.

This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 7-5, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 3-9.

Coming up in week 13, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 8-4 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 11-point favorite, while the 5-7 Bad Attitudes are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 8.6-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:

Elvis Impersonators 81 Greasy Weasels 66
The Hellfish 80 The Undergarments 74
Twee Twerps 62 The Slim Shaggys 69
The Wondrful Gazonks 95 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 99
Z-Squad 63 Bad Attitudes 53
October Hunters 46 Vinny’s Gang 90
Grid Iron Bullies 48 Squishy Fuzz 100

Week 11 Recaps

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The Undergarments (67.15) at The Wondrful Gazonks (67.3)

Russell Wilson
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 20, 2017) In a week 11 UFFLE battle, The Wondrful Gazonks beat a strong The Undergarments team by a score of 67.3 to 67.15, behind the support of 66,311 faithful fans.

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 0.15 point victory by a 34.5 point effort from Russell Wilson, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 258 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 86 rushing yards. With this performance, Wilson was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 8.1 point effort from Josh Doctson, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 81 receiving yards.

“We played our hearts out,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.9 point effort from Brandin Cooks, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 149 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Cooks was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 11. They also got help from a 18.3 point effort from Adam Thielen, who beat the Los Angeles Rams defense for 123 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We lost our focus,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 3-8, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 6-5.

Coming up in week 12, the 5-6 The Hellfish are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 25.4-point favorite, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 6-5 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 15.6-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Grid Iron Bullies 54 Greasy Weasels 69
The Undergarments 67.15 The Wondrful Gazonks 67.3
Bad Attitudes 101 The Hellfish 55
October Hunters 82 Twee Twerps 66
Squishy Fuzz 121 Elvis Impersonators 57
The Slim Shaggys 48 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 78
Vinny’s Gang 102 Z-Squad 89

Week 10 Recaps

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Greasy Weasels (66) at The Slim Shaggys (67)

Cam Newton
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 13, 2017) In a week 10 UFFLE classic, The Slim Shaggys squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 67 to 66, extending the losing streak for Greasy Weasels to 3 games.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 1 point victory by a 33 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 254 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 95 rushing yards. With this performance, Newton was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Theo Riddick, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 35 rushing yards in addition to 12 receiving yards.

“This team has finally learned how to win,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from A.J. Green, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 115 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Green was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 10. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Ryan Fitzpatrick, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 187 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 9 rushing yards.

“They out-hustled us,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 79 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Philip Rivers and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 5-5, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 6-4.

Coming up in week 11, the 8-2 Grid Iron Bullies are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 1.8-point underdog, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 5-5 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 2.3-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:


Greasy Weasels 66 The Slim Shaggys 67
Z-Squad 64 The Undergarments 107
Squishy Fuzz 73 October Hunters 82
The Wondrful Gazonks 29 Vinny’s Gang 86
Twee Twerps 78 Grid Iron Bullies 90
The Hellfish 54 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 64
Elvis Impersonators 83 Bad Attitudes 80

Week 8 Recap

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Z-Squad (61) at The Wondrful Gazonks (72)

Russell Wilson
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 6, 2017) In a week 9 UFFLE battle, The Wondrful Gazonks beat a strong Z-Squad team by a score of 72 to 61, extending the losing streak for Z-Squad to 4 games.

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 11 point victory by a 27 point effort from Russell Wilson, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 297 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 77 rushing yards. With this performance, Wilson was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 57 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 6 receiving yards.

“This win is for all the fans,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Alshon Jeffery, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 84 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Jeffery was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 9. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Marcus Mariota, who got by the Baltimore Ravens defense for 218 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 6 rushing yards.

“The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 2-7, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 3-6.

Coming up in week 10, Z-Squad are at the 5-4 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 4.3-point underdog, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 5-4 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 13.7-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Elvis Impersonators 59 Grid Iron Bullies 80
Squishy Fuzz 75 The Slim Shaggys 60
Z-Squad 61 The Wondrful Gazonks 72
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 79 Greasy Weasels 66
October Hunters 59 The Hellfish 90
Bad Attitudes 63 Twee Twerps 93
The Undergarments 66 Vinny’s Gang 92

Week 8 Recap

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The Slim Shaggys (58) at The Wondrful Gazonks (60)

Russell Wilson
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 30, 2017) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 60 to 58, behind the support of 67,032 faithful fans.

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 2 point victory by a 37 point effort from Russell Wilson, who tore apart the Houston Texans defense for 452 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 30 rushing yards. With this performance, Wilson was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 7 point effort from Julio Jones, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 74 receiving yards.

“This team shows a lot of heart,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from Cam Newton, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 154 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 44 rushing yards. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Rob Gronkowski, who snuck past the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 57 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“There were too many defensive lapses,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Compounding the issue, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 70 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like Jeremy Maclin and his corresponding 11 points on the bench.

The Wondrful Gazonks took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 8.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 1-7, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 4-4.

Coming up in week 9, the 4-4 Squishy Fuzz are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 18.3-point underdog, while the 3-5 Z-Squad are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 1.9-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:

Vinny’s Gang 85 The Hellfish 78
The Slim Shaggys 58 The Wondrful Gazonks 60
Twee Twerps 64 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 84
Squishy Fuzz 111 Z-Squad 73
Greasy Weasels 65 The Undergarments 77
October Hunters 43 Elvis Impersonators 116
Grid Iron Bullies 43 Bad Attitudes 98

Week 7 Recap

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Greasy Weasels (69) at Z-Squad (59)

Philip Rivers
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 23, 2017) In a week 7 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Greasy Weasels beat a strong Z-Squad team by a score of 69 to 59, extending the winning streak for Greasy Weasels to 5 games.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 10 point victory by a 15 point effort from Philip Rivers, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 183 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Jake Elliott, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 2 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“It hasn’t sunk in yet,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from the Jacksonville Jaguars Defensive Team. With this performance, the Jaguars was the number 3 ranked defensive team for week 7. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Marcus Mariota, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 203 passing yards in addition to 8 rushing yards.

“I don’t want to point fingers,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Adding salt to the wound, Z-Squad could have scored 74 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Andy Dalton and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 6-1, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 3-4.

Coming up in week 8, the 3-4 Squishy Fuzz are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 12.6-point underdog, while Greasy Weasels are at the 4-3 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 19.9-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Grid Iron Bullies 102 The Wondrful Gazonks 61
The Undergarments 114 Squishy Fuzz 92
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 93 October Hunters 68
Greasy Weasels 69 Z-Squad 59
The Slim Shaggys 49 Bad Attitudes 71
Vinny’s Gang 47 Twee Twerps 71
Elvis Impersonators 76 The Hellfish 55