Week 1 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2009) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Grid Iron Bullies squeaked by a tough Bad Attitudes team by a score of 76 to 74, silencing a partisan crowd of 66,643.

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Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 2 point victory by a 17 point effort from Matt Ryan, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 229 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Jeremy Shockey, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 31 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds.

The important thing is that we won,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from John Carlson, who got by the St. Louis Rams defense for 95 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Carlson was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 1. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Kurt Warner, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 288 passing yards and 1 passing td.

They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Compounding the issue, Bad Attitudes could have scored 100 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Fred Jackson and his corresponding 19 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 1-0, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 1-0 Z-Squad are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 34.0-point underdog, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 0-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 5.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
The Slim Shaggys 96 Elvis Impersonators 68
Greasy Weasels 74 The Hellfish 65
Vinny’s Gang 96 Z-Squad 108
The Wondrful Gazonks 79 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 66
Twee Twerps 48 Squishy Fuzz 93
Grid Iron Bullies 76 Bad Attitudes 74
The Undergarments 71 San Quentin Saints 93

Squishy Fuzz (67) at Elvis Impersonators (85)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 22, 2008) In a week 16 UFFLE showdown, Elvis Impersonators beat a strong Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 85 to 67, silencing a partisan crowd of 70,864.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 18 point victory by a 16 point effort from Larry Fitzgerald, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 101 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, Fitzgerald was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 16. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Rian Lindell, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“This team has finally learned how to win,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Detroit Lions defense for 351 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Vincent Jackson, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 111 receiving yards.

“We’ll just have to put this loss behind us,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 11-4-1, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 12-3-1.

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Elvis Impersonators (74) at Twee Twerps (68)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 15, 2008) In a week 15 UFFLE showdown, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough Twee Twerps team by a score of 74 to 68, silencing a partisan crowd of 71,597.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 6 point victory by a 24 point effort from Michael Turner, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 152 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 30 receiving yards. With this performance, Turner was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 15. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Kurt Warner, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 270 passing yards and 1 passing td.

“We’re going to use this win as a building block,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Steve Smith, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 165 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 9 rushing yards. With this performance, Smith was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 15. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Steven Jackson, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 91 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 36 receiving yards.

“Turnovers killed us,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Causing further embarrassment, Twee Twerps could have scored 97 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Antonio Bryant and his corresponding 16 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 11-4-1, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 10-5-1.

Coming up in week 16, the 12-3-1 Squishy Fuzz are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 3.3-point underdog.

Squishy Fuzz (88) at San Quentin Saints (78)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 15, 2008) In a week 15 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Squishy Fuzz beat a strong San Quentin Saints team by a score of 88 to 78, silencing a partisan crowd of 66,859.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 10 point victory by a 17 point effort from Drew Brees, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 232 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 1 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 110 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“I was just doing my job,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

San Quentin Saints were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 290 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Marques Colston, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 84 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“They out-hustled us,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

San Quentin Saints drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 15.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 12-3-1, and drops San Quentin Saints to a record of 11-3-2.

Coming up in week 16, Squishy Fuzz are at the 11-4-1 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 3.3-point underdog.

The Slim Shaggys (92) at Twee Twerps (97)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 8, 2008) In a week 14 UFFLE showdown, Twee Twerps squeaked by a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 97 to 92, silencing a partisan crowd of 72,221.

Twee Twerps were led to their 5 point victory by a 21 point effort from Jay Cutler, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 286 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 16 rushing yards. With this performance, Cutler was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 14. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Steve Smith, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 117 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“This was a confidence booster,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 30 point effort from DeAngelo Williams, who tore apart the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 186 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 6 receiving yards. With this performance, Williams was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 14. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Maurice Jones-Drew, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 55 rushing yards in addition to 47 receiving yards.

“We got a wake-up call,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 101 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like the Indianapolis Colts Defensive Team and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

The Slim Shaggys drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 14.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 10-5-1, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 8-5-3.

Coming up in week 15, the 11-4-1 Elvis Impersonators are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 8.9-point underdog.

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Z-Squad (48) at San Quentin Saints (66)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 8, 2008) In a week 14 UFFLE rivalry, San Quentin Saints beat a strong Z-Squad team by a score of 66 to 48, extending the losing streak for Z-Squad to 3 games.

San Quentin Saints were led to their 18 point victory by a 20 point effort from Shaun Hill, who got by the New York Jets defense for 285 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 8 rushing yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from John Carlson, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 69 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“I’m happy I could make a contribution,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 12 point effort from David Garrard, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 178 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 11 rushing yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Frank Gore, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 52 rushing yards in addition to 13 receiving yards.

“We’ll just have to put this loss behind us,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Compounding the issue, Z-Squad could have scored 67 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Jeff Garcia and his corresponding 22 points on the bench.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 11-3-2, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 9-5-2.

Coming up in week 15, the 12-3-1 Squishy Fuzz are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 10.2-point underdog.

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Greasy Weasels (80) at Elvis Impersonators (80)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 1, 2008) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Elvis Impersonators tied a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 80 to 80, behind the support of 65,827 faithful fans.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out by a 20 point effort from Kurt Warner, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 235 passing yards and 3 passing tds. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Larry Fitzgerald, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 65 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds.

Greasy Weasels were helped out by a 24 point effort from Chris Johnson, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 125 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 9 receiving yards. With this performance, Johnson was the number 5 ranked running back for week 13. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Greg Jennings, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 91 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 95 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like LenDale White and his corresponding 22 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 11-4-1, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 8-7-1.

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The Slim Shaggys (85) at Grid Iron Bullies (46)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 1, 2008) In a week 13 UFFLE matchup, The Slim Shaggys embarrassed a hapless Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 85 to 46, extending the losing streak for Grid Iron Bullies to 3 games.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 39 point victory by a 32 point effort from DeAngelo Williams, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 72 rushing yards and 4 rushing tds in addition to 14 receiving yards. With this performance, Williams was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 13. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 179 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 6 rushing yards.

“It feels great to be world champions,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from Kris Brown, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points. With this performance, Brown was the number 5 ranked place kicker for week 13. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Kevin Faulk, who snuck past the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 73 rushing yards in addition to 48 receiving yards.

“These guys have nothing to be ashamed of,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Causing further embarrassment, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 90 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Peyton Hillis and his corresponding 18 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 8-5-3, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 5-11.

Coming up in week 14, The Slim Shaggys are at the 10-5-1 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 1.9-point favorite.

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Vinny’s Gang (86) at Twee Twerps (73)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 1, 2008) In a week 13 UFFLE classic, Vinny’s Gang beat a strong Twee Twerps team by a score of 86 to 73, silencing a partisan crowd of 73,209.

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 13 point victory by a 26 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 298 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 26 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 2 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 131 rushing yards and 1 rushing td.

“This win is for all the fans,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Jay Cutler, who tore apart the New York Jets defense for 357 passing yards and 2 passing tds. With this performance, Cutler was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 13 point effort from the Tennessee Titans Defensive Team.

“We weren’t mentally prepared,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Compounding the issue, Twee Twerps could have scored 94 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Antonio Bryant and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 5-10-1, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 10-5-1.

Coming up in week 14, the 8-5-3 The Slim Shaggys are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 1.9-point favorite.

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San Quentin Saints (80) at The Hellfish (69)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 1, 2008) In a week 13 UFFLE matchup, San Quentin Saints beat a strong The Hellfish team by a score of 80 to 69, silencing a partisan crowd of 68,273.

San Quentin Saints were led to their 11 point victory by a 27 point effort from Thomas Jones, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 138 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 21 receiving yards. With this performance, Jones was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 13. They also got help from a 27 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 260 passing yards and 4 passing tds in addition to 24 rushing yards.

“We’re going to use this win as a building block,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Matt Forte, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 96 rushing yards in addition to 29 receiving yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Jake Delhomme, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 177 passing yards.

“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Compounding the issue, The Hellfish could have scored 92 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Terrell Owens and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 11-3-2, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 5-11.

Coming up in week 14, the 9-5-2 Z-Squad are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 7.1-point favorite.

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