Week 13 Recaps

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The Undergarments (66) at October Hunters (62)

Jared Goff
MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 4, 2017) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, The Undergarments squeaked by a tough October Hunters team by a score of 66 to 62, silencing a partisan crowd of 72,490 at The Hunting Grounds.

The Undergarments were led to their 4 point victory by a 17 point effort from Jared Goff, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 220 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Greg Zuerlein, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 4 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“This was a confidence booster,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 251 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 6 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Evan Engram, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 99 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“They wanted it more than we did,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, October Hunters could have scored 79 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like Josh McCown and his corresponding 32 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 7-6, and drops October Hunters to a record of 4-9.

Coming up in week 14, The Undergarments are at the 9-4 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 6.8-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:

The Slim Shaggys 60 Grid Iron Bullies 99
The Hellfish 66 Squishy Fuzz 77
Greasy Weasels 103 Twee Twerps 65
Z-Squad 68 Elvis Impersonators 90
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 77 Vinny’s Gang 127
Bad Attitudes 70 The Wondrful Gazonks 61
The Undergarments 66 October Hunters 62

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Greasy Weasels (60) at October Hunters (58)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 5, 2016) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough October Hunters team by a score of 60 to 58, silencing a partisan crowd of 68,075 at The Hunting Grounds.

Bell, Le'Veon PIT RB
Le’Veon Bell

Greasy Weasels were led to their 2 point victory by a 17 point effort from Le’Veon Bell, who beat the New York Giants defense for 118 rushing yards in addition to 64 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Zach Ertz, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 79 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

We’re tickled to death,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 271 passing yards and 1 passing TD. With this performance, Cousins was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Darren Sproles, who snuck past the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 14 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 35 receiving yards.

The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Compounding the issue, October Hunters could have scored 61 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like Michael Floyd and his corresponding 7 points on the bench.

Greasy Weasels took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 13.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 7-6, and drops October Hunters to a record of 6-7.

View all game recaps below:

Greasy Weasels 60 October Hunters 58
Vinny’s Gang 50 The Slim Shaggys 82
Twee Twerps 90 The Hellfish 73
The Wondrful Gazonks 98 Squishy Fuzz 103
Z-Squad 57 Grid Iron Bullies 66
Bad Attitudes 57 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 103
The Undergarments 79 Elvis Impersonators 88

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Z-Squad (78) at Elvis Impersonators (77)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 7, 2015) In a week 13 UFFLE rivalry, Z-Squad squeaked by a tough Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 78 to 77, silencing a partisan crowd of 65,497 at Graceland.

Newton, Cam CAR QB
Cam Newton

Z-Squad were led to their 1 point victory by a 35 point effort from Cam Newton, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 331 passing yards and 5 passing TDs in addition to 49 rushing yards. With this performance, Newton was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 13. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Brandin Cooks, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 104 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

I’m in a state of shock,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Derek Carr, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 283 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Martavis Bryant, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 114 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

They’ve had our number all season,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Elvis Impersonators could have scored 82 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brandon Mannie left key players like James Starks and his corresponding 5 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 8-5, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 7-6.

Coming up in week 14, Z-Squad are at the 9-4 October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 7.8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
The Slim Shaggys 92 Grid Iron Bullies 50
The Hellfish 76 Squishy Fuzz 67
Greasy Weasels 102 Twee Twerps 116
Z-Squad 78 Elvis Impersonators 77
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 45 Vinny’s Gang 119
Bad Attitudes 121 The Wondrful Gazonks 70
The Undergarments 90 October Hunters 81

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Squishy Fuzz (97) at Twee Twerps (98)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 1, 2014) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Twee Twerps squeaked by a tough Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 98 to 97, extending the winning streak for Twee Twerps to 3 games.

Brown, Antonio PIT WR
Antonio Brown

Twee Twerps were led to their 1 point victory by a 23 point effort from Antonio Brown, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 97 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Brown was the number 6 ranked wide receiver for week 13. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Jay Cutler, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 280 passing yards and 2 passing TDs.

We proved we’re the better team,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 33 point effort from Tre Mason, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 117 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 47 receiving yards. With this performance, Mason was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 13. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 245 passing yards and 2 passing TDs.

These guys have nothing to be ashamed of,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Adding salt to the wound, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 116 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Ben Roethlisberger and his corresponding 29 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 10-3, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 6-7.

View all game recaps below:
Grid Iron Bullies 89 October Hunter 91
Bad Attitudes 98 Vinny’s Gang 91
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 39 The Undergarments 76
Squishy Fuzz 97 Twee Twerps 98
The Wondrful Gazonks 48 Greasy Weasels 103
The Hellfish 84 Z-Squad 65
The Slim Shaggys 69 Elvis Impersonators 121

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October Hunter (81) at Elvis Impersonators (79)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 2, 2013) In a week 13 UFFLE classic, October Hunter squeaked by a tough Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 81 to 79, silencing a partisan crowd of 68,152 at Graceland.

Johnson, Calvin DET WR
Calvin Johnson

October Hunter were led to their 2 point victory by a 16 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 101 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Johnson was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 13. They also got help from a 15 point effort from BenJarvus Green-Ellis, who got by the San Diego Chargers defense for 92 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 3 receiving yards.

We’re tickled to death,” October Hunter coach Orion Bell said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Ryan Fitzpatrick, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 201 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 54 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Jamaal Charles, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 93 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 27 receiving yards.

It just wasn’t meant to be,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Adding salt to the wound, Elvis Impersonators could have scored 96 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brandon Mannie left key players like Keenan Allen and his corresponding 10 points on the bench.

This brings the record for October Hunter to 7-6, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 8-5.

Coming up in week 14, the 8-5 Bad Attitudes are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 4.2-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Vinny’s Gang 76 The Hellfish 98
The Slim Shaggys 108 The Wondrful Gazonks 81
Twee Twerps 78 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 98
Squishy Fuzz 81 Z-Squad 72
Greasy Weasels 104 The Undergarments 82
October Hunter 81 Elvis Impersonators 79
Grid Iron Bullies 91 Bad Attitudes 106

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Z-Squad (80) at Elvis Impersonators (81)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 3, 2012) In a week 13 UFFLE matchup, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough Z-Squad team by a score of 81 to 80, behind the support of 70,584 faithful fans at Graceland.

Bryant, Dez DAL WR
Dez Bryant

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 1 point victory by a 21 point effort from Dez Bryant, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 98 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Bryant was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 13. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Matt Forte, who snuck past the Seattle Seahawks defense for 66 rushing yards in addition to 30 receiving yards.

This was a confidence booster,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Brandon Marshall, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 165 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Ray Rice, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 78 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 5 receiving yards.

We don’t care about moral victories,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Causing further embarrassment, Z-Squad could have scored 83 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Kendall Wright and his corresponding 7 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 7-6, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 8-5.

Coming up in week 14, Elvis Impersonators are at the 8-5 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 7.2-point favorite, while the 7-6 Elvis Impersonators are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 7.2-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
The Slim Shaggys 79 Grid Iron Bullies 100
The Hellfish 80 Squishy Fuzz 75
Greasy Weasels 81 Twee Twerps 66
Z-Squad 80 Elvis Impersonators 81
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 64 Vinny’s Gang 114
Bad Attitudes 71 The Wondrful Gazonks 95
The Undergarments 66 San Quentin Saints 118

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Vinny’s Gang (76) at Twee Twerps (71)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 5, 2011) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Vinny’s Gang squeaked by a tough Twee Twerps team by a score of 76 to 71, extending the winning streak for Vinny’s Gang to 6 games.

McCoy, LeSean PHI RB
LeSean McCoy

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 5 point victory by a 24 point effort from LeSean McCoy, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 84 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 49 receiving yards. With this performance, McCoy was the number 6 ranked running back for week 13. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who tore apart the New Orleans Saints defense for 408 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

This team shows a lot of resiliency,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Ryan Mathews, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 112 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 2 receiving yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Mike Wallace, who snuck past the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 38 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

We had our chances but we let them slip away,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Causing further embarrassment, Twee Twerps could have scored 81 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Reggie Bush and his corresponding 16 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 11-5, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 4-12.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 101 Elvis Impersonators 82
Vinny’s Gang 76 Twee Twerps 71
The Hellfish 91 The Wondrful Gazonks 106
The Slim Shaggys 67 The Undergarments 93
Z-Squad 73 Greasy Weasels 99
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 45 Grid Iron Bullies 63
Bad Attitudes 77 San Quentin Saints 86

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Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week
Grid Iron Bullies (72) at San Quentin Saints (73)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 6, 2010) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, San Quentin Saints squeaked by a tough Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 73 to 72, behind the support of 71,334 faithful fans.

Moreno, Knowshon DEN RB
Knowshon Moreno

San Quentin Saints were led to their 1 point victory by a 17 point effort from Knowshon Moreno, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 161 rushing yards in addition to 14 receiving yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Jay Cutler, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 234 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 12 rushing yards.

This team shows a lot of heart,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Matt Ryan, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 205 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Wes Welker, who got by the New York Jets defense for 80 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

Our defense was a non-factor,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 78 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Brandon Tate and his corresponding 6 points on the bench.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 11-5, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 6-10.

Coming up in week 14, the 8-8 Bad Attitudes are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 14.3-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 84 Z-Squad 95
Elvis Impersonators 69 The Wondrful Gazonks 36
Vinny’s Gang 88 Twee Twerps 79
The Hellfish 64 The Slim Shaggys 75
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 89 Bad Attitudes 58
Grid Iron Bullies 72 San Quentin Saints 73
The Undergarments 75 Greasy Weasels 100

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(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 7, 2009) In a week 13 UFFLE rivalry, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 71 to 67, silencing a partisan crowd of 73,308.

Warner, Kurt ARI QB
Kurt Warner

Bad Attitudes were led to their 4 point victory by a 23 point effort from Kurt Warner, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 285 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 60 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 4 receiving yards.

This was a good win for us,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Tom Brady, who tore apart the Miami Dolphins defense for 352 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Miles Austin, who beat the New York Giants defense for 104 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Causing further embarrassment, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 86 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Cedric Benson and his corresponding 12 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 7-9, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 9-7.

Coming up in week 14, Vinny’s Gang are at the 10-6 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 3.4-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 54 The Wondrful Gazonks 78
The Slim Shaggys 33 Greasy Weasels 95
Bad Attitudes 71 Vinny’s Gang 67
The Hellfish 60 San Quentin Saints 99
Twee Twerps 90 Z-Squad 83
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 68 The Undergarments 110
Grid Iron Bullies 81 Squishy Fuzz 85

Greasy Weasels (80) at Elvis Impersonators (80)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 1, 2008) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Elvis Impersonators tied a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 80 to 80, behind the support of 65,827 faithful fans.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out by a 20 point effort from Kurt Warner, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 235 passing yards and 3 passing tds. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Larry Fitzgerald, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 65 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds.

Greasy Weasels were helped out by a 24 point effort from Chris Johnson, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 125 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 9 receiving yards. With this performance, Johnson was the number 5 ranked running back for week 13. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Greg Jennings, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 91 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 95 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like LenDale White and his corresponding 22 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 11-4-1, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 8-7-1.

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