Category: Week 2

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Z-Squad (105.35) at Elvis Impersonators (97.55)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 18, 2023) In a week 2 UFFLE clash, the 2-0 Z-Squad beat a strong 1-1 Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 105.35 to 97.55, silencing a partisan crowd of 72,654.

Z-Squad were led to their 7.80 point victory by a 27.90 point effort from Brian Robinson, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 87 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 42 receiving yards. With this performance, Robinson was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 17.00 point effort from Derrick Henry, who got by the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 80 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 15 receiving yards.

“This team has overcome a lot of adversity,” Z-Squad coach Joshua Grosz said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.95 point effort from Deshaun Watson, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 235 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 22 rushing yards. They also got help from a 14.70 point effort from Jordan Addison, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 72 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“Not to take away anything from our opponents, but we didn’t play like we’re capable of playing,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 2-0, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 1-1.

Coming up in week 3, Z-Squad are at the 1-1 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 0.7-point favorite, while the 2-0 The Undergarments are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 25.6-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 115.00 Greasy Weasels 74.90
Grid Iron Bullies 100.75 October Hunters 71.95
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 94.45 The Hellfish 111.45
The Slim Shaggys 73.60 The Lawn Wranglers 84.65
Z-Squad 105.35 Elvis Impersonators 97.55
Vinny’s Gang 100.75 Bad Attitudes 54.90
Pickled Harrons 114.40 The Undergarments 127.45

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Squishy Fuzz (76.5) at Greasy Weasels (86.05)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 19, 2022) In a week 2 UFFLE clash, the 2-0 Greasy Weasels beat a hapless 0-2 Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 86.05 to 76.50, behind the support of 66,550 faithful fans at The Grease Pit.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 9.55 point victory by a 38.80 point effort from Stefon Diggs, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 148 receiving yards and 3 receiving TDs. With this performance, Diggs was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 9.00 point effort from Robbie Gould, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 2 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“It hasn’t sunk in yet,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.60 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 272 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. They also got help from a 18.80 point effort from Rashod Bateman, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 108 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We came out flat,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Adding salt to the wound, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 92.70 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Tee Higgins and his corresponding 16.10 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 2-0, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, the 1-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 5-point favorite, while Greasy Weasels are at the 1-1 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 6.3-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
The Undergarments 126.75 Elvis Impersonators 55.50
Squishy Fuzz 76.50 Greasy Weasels 86.05
The Lawn Wranglers 75.40 Vinny’s Gang 84.30
Pickled Harrons 43.95 The Slim Shaggys 118.30
Bad Attitudes 136.85 Grid Iron Bullies 69.65
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 129.40 October Hunters 78.95
Z-Squad 112.15 The Hellfish 84.45

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Vinny’s Gang (94.85) at Grid Iron Bullies (94.65)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 20, 2021) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional contest, the 2-0 Vinny’s Gang squeaked by a strong 1-1 Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 94.85 to 94.65, silencing a partisan crowd of 79,261 at THE LAND OF ASS KICKING STADIUM.

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 0.20 point victory by a 22.20 point effort from Christian McCaffrey, who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 72 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 65 receiving yards. With this performance, McCaffrey was the number 3 ranked running back for week 2. They also got help from a 22.20 point effort from Terry McLaurin, who beat the New York Giants defense for 107 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“A win is a win,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.45 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who beat the Baltimore Ravens defense for 343 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 3 rushing yards. With this performance, Mahomes was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 2. They also got help from a 18.30 point effort from Brandin Cooks, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 78 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“Not to take away anything from our opponents, but we didn’t play like we’re capable of playing,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 147.15 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Mike Evans and his corresponding 22.00 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 2-0, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 1-1.

Coming up in week 3, the 0-2 The Hellfish are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 5.3-point underdog, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 1-1 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 9.8-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 91.30 October Hunters 70.05
The Lawn Wranglers 88.10 The Undergarments 121.75
Pickled Harrons 79.55 Z-Squad 134.20
Vinny’s Gang 94.85 Grid Iron Bullies 94.65
The Slim Shaggys 118.15 Greasy Weasels 91.05
Bad Attitudes 101.20 The Hellfish 77.85
Elvis Impersonators 83.50 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 109.65

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (72) at Grid Iron Bullies (69)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 21, 2020) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional contest, the 2-0 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts squeaked by a hapless 0-2 Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 72 to 69, silencing a partisan crowd of 69,061 at THE LAND OF ASS KICKING STADIUM.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 3 point victory by a 32 point effort from Russell Wilson, who got by the New England Patriots defense for 288 passing yards and 5 passing TDs in addition to 39 rushing yards. With this performance, Wilson was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 2. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Justin Tucker, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 4 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“We were really on our game,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Las Vegas Raiders defense for 312 passing yards and 1 passing TD. They also got help from a 14 point effort from John Brown, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 82 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We dug ourselves a deep hole,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Causing further embarrassment, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 84 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Ryan Tannehill and his corresponding 24 points on the bench.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 2.

This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 2-0, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, the 0-2 Greasy Weasels are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 14.0-point underdog, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 2-0 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 18-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 90 Z-Squad 128
Pickled Harrons 128 Vinny’s Gang 104
The Slim Shaggys 98 The Hellfish 78
Squishy Fuzz 115 October Hunters 65
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 72 Grid Iron Bullies 69
Bad Attitudes 83 The Undergarments 90

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Greasy Weasels (115) at Z-Squad (105)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 16, 2019) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough Z-Squad team by a score of 115 to 105, silencing a partisan crowd of 65,825 at Frozen Tundra.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 10 point victory by a 31 point effort from Lamar Jackson, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 272 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 120 rushing yards. With this performance, Jackson was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 29 point effort from the New England Patriots Defensive Team.

“We were really on our game,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 28 point effort from Dak Prescott, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 269 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 69 rushing yards. With this performance, Prescott was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Odell Beckham, who beat the New York Jets defense for 161 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“It’s been a great ride,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Adding salt to the wound, Z-Squad could have scored 119 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Kenny Golladay and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

Z-Squad drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 2.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 2-0, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, Greasy Weasels are at the 1-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 54.0-point underdog, while Z-Squad are at the 2-0 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 11.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 115 Z-Squad 105
Elvis Impersonators 90 Vinny’s Gang 67
The Slim Shaggys 71 The Hellfish 58
Squishy Fuzz 70 October Hunters 91
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 65 Grid Iron Bullies 50
Bad Attitudes 86 The Undergarments 75

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

October Hunters (103) at Vinny’s Gang (102)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 17, 2018) In a week 2 UFFLE showdown, October Hunters squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 103 to 102, silencing a partisan crowd of 67,459.

October Hunters were led to their 1 point victory by a 34 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who tore apart the Green Bay Packers defense for 425 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 5 rushing yards. With this performance, Cousins was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Matt Breida, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 138 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 21 receiving yards.

“I’m in a state of shock,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 25 point effort from Deshaun Watson, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 310 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 44 rushing yards. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Melvin Gordon, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 28 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 38 receiving yards.

“We don’t care about moral victories,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Compounding the issue, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 119 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Ryan Fitzpatrick and his corresponding 32 points on the bench.

Vinny’s Gang drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 9 out of 11 other potential opponents in week 2.

This brings the record for October Hunters to 2-0, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 1-1.

Coming up in week 3, the 0-2 The Undergarments are at October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 13-point favorite, while the 0-2 Grid Iron Bullies are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 42-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Greasy Weasels 83 Bad Attitudes 94
Twee Twerps 88 Squishy Fuzz 67
The Hellfish 83 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 72
The Slim Shaggys 72 The Undergarments 64
October Hunters 103 Vinny’s Gang 102
Grid Iron Bullies 51 Elvis Impersonators 126
Z-Squad 107 Average 86

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Twee Twerps (67) at Z-Squad (59)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 18, 2017) In a week 2 UFFLE classic, Twee Twerps beat a strong Z-Squad team by a score of 67 to 59, silencing a partisan crowd of 69,383 at Frozen Tundra.

Twee Twerps were led to their 8 point victory by a 24 point effort from Todd Gurley, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 88 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 48 receiving yards. With this performance, Gurley was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the New England Patriots defense for 356 passing yards and 2 passing TDs.

“You dream about this as a kid,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 15 point effort from Marcus Mariota, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 215 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 24 rushing yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Leonard Fournette, who snuck past the Tennessee Titans defense for 40 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 21 receiving yards.

“It just wasn’t meant to be,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Adding salt to the wound, Z-Squad could have scored 81 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Alshon Jeffery and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 2-0, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 1-1.

Coming up in week 3, the 0-2 Squishy Fuzz are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 1.5-point favorite, while the 2-0 The Hellfish are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 14.5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Bad Attitudes 87 The Undergarments 65
October Hunters 72 The Slim Shaggys 97
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 85 Squishy Fuzz 57
Twee Twerps 67 Z-Squad 59
The Hellfish 79 Greasy Weasels 65
Vinny’s Gang 76 Grid Iron Bullies 90
Elvis Impersonators 95 The Wondrful Gazonks 55

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The Slim Shaggys (72) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (63)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 19, 2016) In a week 2 UFFLE classic, The Slim Shaggys beat a strong Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 72 to 63, silencing a partisan crowd of 73,440 at The Banana Hammock.

Melvin Gordon

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 9 point victory by a 17 point effort from Melvin Gordon, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 102 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 18 receiving yards. With this performance, Gordon was the number 6 ranked running back for week 2. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Mike Wallace, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 41 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“We’re happy we could pull this one out at the end,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 260 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 31 rushing yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Jordy Nelson, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 73 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“Not to take away anything from our opponents, but we didn’t play like we’re capable of playing,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

The Slim Shaggys took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 2.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 1-1, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, The Slim Shaggys are at the 2-0 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 19-point favorite, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 1-1 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 5.5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Grid Iron Bullies 93 Greasy Weasels 76
The Undergarments 100 The Wondrful Gazonks 88
Bad Attitudes 75 The Hellfish 90
October Hunters 102 Twee Twerps 91
Squishy Fuzz 43 Elvis Impersonators 90
The Slim Shaggys 72 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 63
Vinny’s Gang 85 Z-Squad 75

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Elvis Impersonators (78) at The Wondrful Gazonks (77)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 21, 2015) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 78 to 77, silencing a partisan crowd of 69,838.

Ryan Tannehill

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 1 point victory by a 24 point effort from Ryan Tannehill, who tore apart the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 359 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 17 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Jamaal Charles, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 125 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 2 receiving yards.

“It was a hard-fought contest,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Carson Palmer, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 185 passing yards and 4 passing TDs. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Latavius Murray, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 65 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 22 receiving yards.

“I take full responsibility for this loss,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 2-0, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 2-0 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 33-point favorite, while the 1-1 The Slim Shaggys are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Bad Attitudes 65 The Undergarments 72
October Hunters 84 The Slim Shaggys 102
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 62 Squishy Fuzz 75
Twee Twerps 66 Z-Squad 81
The Hellfish 62 Greasy Weasels 102
Vinny’s Gang 92 Grid Iron Bullies 76
Elvis Impersonators 78 The Wondrful Gazonks 77

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Vinny’s Gang (87) at The Hellfish (88)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2014) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, The Hellfish squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 88 to 87, behind the support of 65,002 faithful fans.

Aaron Rodgers

The Hellfish were led to their 1 point victory by a 29 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the New York Jets defense for 346 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 28 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Arian Foster, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 138 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 12 receiving yards.

“We weren’t going to just roll over,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Giovani Bernard, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 90 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 79 receiving yards. With this performance, Bernard was the number 2 ranked running back for week 2. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 291 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 8 rushing yards.

“It just wasn’t meant to be,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Compounding the issue, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 97 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Alfred Morris and his corresponding 20 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 1-1, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, Vinny’s Gang are at the 1-1 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 3.0-point underdog, while the 1-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 23-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Vinny’s Gang 87 The Hellfish 88
The Slim Shaggys 56 The Wondrful Gazonks 66
Twee Twerps 65 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 45
Squishy Fuzz 91 Z-Squad 108
Greasy Weasels 80 The Undergarments 42
October Hunter 62 Elvis Impersonators 41
Grid Iron Bullies 71 Bad Attitudes 92