Category: Week 3

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Bad Attitudes (93.35) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (98.5)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 25, 2023) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, the 2-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts squeaked by a mediocre 1-2 Bad Attitudes team by a score of 98.50 to 93.35, behind the support of 66,832 faithful fans.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 5.15 point victory by a 32.20 point effort from Lamar Jackson, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 202 passing yards in addition to 101 rushing yards. With this performance, Jackson was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 26.20 point effort from Tyreek Hill, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 157 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We made a statement here today,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeff Griffith said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.15 point effort from Trevor Lawrence, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 279 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 12 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15.80 point effort from Travis Etienne, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 88 rushing yards in addition to 50 receiving yards.

“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Adding salt to the wound, Bad Attitudes could have scored 114.00 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Jimmy Garoppolo and his corresponding 23.90 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 2-1, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 1-2.

Coming up in week 4, the 1-2 Elvis Impersonators are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 6.6-point favorite, while the 2-1 Greasy Weasels are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 21.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Bad Attitudes 93.35 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 98.50
Grid Iron Bullies 131.10 Vinny’s Gang 91.15
The Slim Shaggys 104.25 October Hunters 72.35
The Lawn Wranglers 137.25 Squishy Fuzz 107.55
The Undergarments 108.15 Elvis Impersonators 69.45
Z-Squad 91.25 Greasy Weasels 99.00
The Hellfish 82.50 Pickled Harrons 110.10

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Greasy Weasels (80.4) at The Hellfish (80.3)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 26, 2022) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, the 3-0 Greasy Weasels squeaked by a mediocre 1-2 The Hellfish team by a score of 80.40 to 80.30, extending their winning streak to 3 games.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 0.10 point victory by a 22.40 point effort from Ryan Tannehill, who got by the Las Vegas Raiders defense for 264 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 11.90 point effort from Ja’Marr Chase, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 29 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We’re going to use this win as a building block,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.60 point effort from Saquon Barkley, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 81 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 45 receiving yards. With this performance, Barkley was the number 5 ranked running back for week 3. They also got help from a 15.90 point effort from Travis Kelce, who snuck past the Indianapolis Colts defense for 58 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 1 rushing yards.

“We didn’t get the big breaks today,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Hellfish could have scored 110.10 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Russell Gage and his corresponding 20.70 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 3-0, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 1-2.

Coming up in week 4, the 2-1 The Slim Shaggys are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 4.7-point favorite, while The Hellfish are at the 1-2 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 4.8-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 80.40 The Hellfish 80.30
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 80.10 Squishy Fuzz 83.05
The Undergarments 101.90 Bad Attitudes 87.50
The Lawn Wranglers 85.00 Pickled Harrons 85.95
Vinny’s Gang 82.00 Elvis Impersonators 54.95
Grid Iron Bullies 72.90 The Slim Shaggys 96.65
October Hunters 65.05 Z-Squad 107.20

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

October Hunters (92.00) at Bad Attitudes (92.85)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 27, 2021) In a week 3 UFFLE battle, the 2-1 Bad Attitudes squeaked by a hapless 0-3 October Hunters team by a score of 92.85 to 92.00, who have now lost 3 games in a row.

Bad Attitudes were led to their 0.85 point victory by a 19.25 point effort from Jimmy Garoppolo, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 257 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 4 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16.60 point effort from Aaron Jones, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 82 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 14 receiving yards.

“We really took it to ’em,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 28.30 point effort from Sam Darnold, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 304 passing yards in addition to 11 rushing yards. With this performance, Darnold was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 3. They also got help from a 16.20 point effort from Hunter Renfrow, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 77 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“There were too many defensive lapses,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, October Hunters could have scored 116.70 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like Nyheim Hines and his corresponding 16.40 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 2-1, and drops October Hunters to a record of 0-3.

Coming up in week 4, the 1-2 The Slim Shaggys are at October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 22.2-point underdog, while the 2-1 Z-Squad are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 6.7-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 90.15 Pickled Harrons 126.30
Elvis Impersonators 116.20 Z-Squad 130.40
The Hellfish 76.10 Grid Iron Bullies 95.60
Vinny’s Gang 70.50 The Slim Shaggys 68.25
October Hunters 92.00 Bad Attitudes 92.85
Squishy Fuzz 108.95 The Lawn Wranglers 76.75
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 100.65 The Undergarments 136.80

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Greasy Weasels (104) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (103)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 28, 2020) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, the 1-2 Greasy Weasels squeaked by a strong 2-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 104 to 103, silencing a partisan crowd of 62,742 at The Banana Hammock.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 1 point victory by a 20 point effort from James Conner, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 109 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 40 receiving yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Mason Crosby, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 3 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“We came to play,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 33 point effort from Russell Wilson, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 315 passing yards and 5 passing TDs in addition to 22 rushing yards. With this performance, Wilson was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Keenan Allen, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 132 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We got a wake-up call,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Compounding the issue, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 129 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jeremy Griffith left key players like Justin Jefferson and his corresponding 23 points on the bench.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 9 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 3.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 1-2, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 2-1.

Coming up in week 4, Greasy Weasels are at the 0-3 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 16.0-point underdog, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 1-2 Bad Attitudes.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 104 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 103
Pickled Harrons 91 The Slim Shaggys 95
Vinny’s Gang 91 Squishy Fuzz 93
The Hellfish 66 October Hunters 81
Z-Squad 106 Bad Attitudes 94
Grid Iron Bullies 65 The Undergarments 88

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Elvis Impersonators (96) AT The Slim Shaggys (88)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 23, 2019) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 96 to 88, extending the winning streak for Elvis Impersonators to 3 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 8 point victory by a 24 point effort from Christian McCaffrey, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 153 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 35 receiving yards. With this performance, McCaffrey was the number 4 ranked running back for week 3. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Josh Allen, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 243 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 46 rushing yards.

“We proved we’re the better team,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 27 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who tore apart the Baltimore Ravens defense for 374 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 9 rushing yards. With this performance, Mahomes was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 3. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Austin Hooper, who snuck past the Indianapolis Colts defense for 66 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“We only have to look in the mirror,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 102 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like Marvin Jones and his corresponding 16 points on the bench.

The Slim Shaggys drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 8 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 3.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 3-0, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 2-1.

Coming up in week 4, Elvis Impersonators are at the 0-3 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 28.3-point underdog, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 0-3 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 15.9-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 96 The Slim Shaggys 88
Vinny’s Gang 78 Squishy Fuzz 62
The Hellfish 67 October Hunters 93
Greasy Weasels 133 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 84
Z-Squad 72 Bad Attitudes 88
Grid Iron Bullies 73 The Undergarments 57

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Grid Iron Bullies (99) at Vinny’s Gang (95)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 24, 2018) In a week 3 UFFLE rivalry, Grid Iron Bullies squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 99 to 95, silencing a partisan crowd of 74,773.

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 4 point victory by a 21 point effort from Carlos Hyde, who got by the New York Jets defense for 98 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 5 receiving yards. With this performance, Hyde was the number 3 ranked running back for week 3. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Alex Smith, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 220 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 20 rushing yards.

“We came to play,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 31 point effort from Ryan Fitzpatrick, who tore apart the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 411 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 27 rushing yards. With this performance, Fitzpatrick was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Alvin Kamara, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 66 rushing yards in addition to 124 receiving yards.

“We only have to look in the mirror,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Compounding the issue, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 103 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Alex Collins and his corresponding 12 points on the bench.

Vinny’s Gang drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 9 out of 11 other potential opponents in week 3.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 1-2, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 1-2.

Coming up in week 4, the 2-1 October Hunters are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 15.9-point underdog, while Vinny’s Gang are at the – , where are an early 120.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 85 Greasy Weasels 96
League Average 84 The Hellfish 72
Twee Twerps 97 Z-Squad 79
The Slim Shaggys 82 Squishy Fuzz 73
The Undergarments 94 October Hunters 68
Bad Attitudes 83 Elvis Impersonators 71
Grid Iron Bullies 99 Vinny’s Gang 95

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Squishy Fuzz (95) at Twee Twerps (93)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 25, 2017) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Squishy Fuzz squeaked by a tough Twee Twerps team by a score of 95 to 93, silencing a partisan crowd of 71,316 at Tweeter.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 2 point victory by a 24 point effort from Chris Thompson, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 38 rushing yards in addition to 150 receiving yards. With this performance, Thompson was the number 4 ranked running back for week 3. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Carlos Hyde, who got by the Los Angeles Rams defense for 84 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 10 receiving yards.

“We feed off the energy of our fans,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 32 point effort from Todd Gurley, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 113 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 36 receiving yards. With this performance, Gurley was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Drew Brees, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 220 passing yards and 3 passing TDs.

“We came out flat,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Adding salt to the wound, Twee Twerps could have scored 101 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Jonnu Smith and his corresponding 8 points on the bench.

Twee Twerps drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 3.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 1-2, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 2-1.

Coming up in week 4, Twee Twerps are at the 3-0 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 11.8-point underdog, while the 0-3 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 29.5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

The Wondrful Gazonks 53 Greasy Weasels 77
Grid Iron Bullies 54 October Hunters 50
Bad Attitudes 82 Vinny’s Gang 85
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 76 The Undergarments 112
Squishy Fuzz 95 Twee Twerps 93
The Hellfish 77 Z-Squad 73
The Slim Shaggys 60 Elvis Impersonators 72

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Elvis Impersonators (84) at Vinny’s Gang (83)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 26, 2016) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 84 to 83, extending the winning streak for Elvis Impersonators to 3 games.

Drew Brees

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 1 point victory by a 27 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Atlanta Falcons defense for 376 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 9 rushing yards. With this performance, Brees was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Christine Michael, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 106 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 5 receiving yards.

“We’re going to savor this victory,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Matt Ryan, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 240 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 23 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Allen Robinson, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 57 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“They’ve had our number all season,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Compounding the issue, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 95 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Jameis Winston and his corresponding 30 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 3-0, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 1-2.

Coming up in week 4, Elvis Impersonators are at the 2-1 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 9.7-point underdog, while the 1-2 The Undergarments are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 17.7-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 112 Greasy Weasels 83
Elvis Impersonators 84 Vinny’s Gang 83
The Slim Shaggys 82 The Hellfish 94
The Wondrful Gazonks 62 Twee Twerps 88
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 91 Z-Squad 90
October Hunters 63 Bad Attitudes 95
The Undergarments 96 Grid Iron Bullies 112

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The Hellfish (100) at Z-Squad (90)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 28, 2015) In a week 3 UFFLE matchup, The Hellfish squeaked by a tough Z-Squad team by a score of 100 to 90, silencing a partisan crowd of 65,699 at Frozen Tundra.

Aaron Rodgers

The Hellfish were led to their 10 point victory by a 32 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 333 passing yards and 5 passing TDs in addition to 16 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Jeremy Maclin, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 141 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“This team shows a lot of poise,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 28 point effort from Randall Cobb, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 91 receiving yards and 3 receiving TDs in addition to 12 rushing yards. With this performance, Cobb was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 3. They also got help from a 24 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 126 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs.

“We shot ourselves in the foot,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Causing further embarrassment, Z-Squad could have scored 120 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like LeGarrette Blount and his corresponding 26 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 2-1, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 2-1.

Coming up in week 4, the 2-1 Twee Twerps are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 2.3-point favorite, while Z-Squad are at the 0-3 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 3.7-point underdog.

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Grid Iron Bullies 110 October Hunters 127
Bad Attitudes 79 Vinny’s Gang 55
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 60 The Undergarments 98
Squishy Fuzz 68 Twee Twerps 101
The Wondrful Gazonks 75 Greasy Weasels 88
The Hellfish 100 Z-Squad 90
The Slim Shaggys 50 Elvis Impersonators 95

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Vinny’s Gang (71) at Squishy Fuzz (70.7)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2014) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Vinny’s Gang beat a strong Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 71 to 70.7, silencing a partisan crowd of 69,503.

Giovani Bernard

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 0.3 point victory by a 17.4 point effort from Giovani Bernard, who snuck past the Tennessee Titans defense for 47 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 7 receiving yards. They also got help from a 16.7 point effort from Victor Cruz, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 107 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“This team shows a lot of resiliency,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.4 point effort from Jeremy Maclin, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 154 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Maclin was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 3. They also got help from a 14.7 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 234 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

“We’ll just have to put this loss behind us,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Compounding the issue, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 81 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like DeSean Jackson and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 1-2, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 1-2.

Coming up in week 4, the 1-2 Elvis Impersonators are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 16.3-point favorite, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 3-0 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 21.7-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 81 Twee Twerps 71
Vinny’s Gang 71 Squishy Fuzz 70.7
The Wondrful Gazonks 56 The Hellfish 76
Greasy Weasels 108 Bad Attitudes 99
Z-Squad 73 October Hunter 89
The Undergarments 75 The Slim Shaggys 54
Grid Iron Bullies 91 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 71