Week 5 Recap

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The Undergarments (63) at The Slim Shaggys (65)

Cam Newton
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 9, 2017) In a week 5 UFFLE matchup, The Slim Shaggys squeaked by a tough The Undergarments team by a score of 65 to 63, behind the support of 68,791 faithful fans at Shags house of Slam.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 2 point victory by a 26 point effort from Cam Newton, who tore apart the Detroit Lions defense for 355 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Newton was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 5. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Adam Vinatieri, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 4 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“This team has finally learned how to win,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Carson Palmer, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 291 passing yards and 1 passing TD. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Ezekiel Elliott, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 116 rushing yards in addition to 16 receiving yards.

“We’ll just have to put this loss behind us,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Compounding the issue, The Undergarments could have scored 68 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Jermaine Kearse and his corresponding 9 points on the bench.

The Slim Shaggys took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 5.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 3-2, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 2-3.

Coming up in week 6, the 3-2 Z-Squad are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 10.5-point underdog, while the 3-2 Twee Twerps are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 16.2-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Elvis Impersonators 73 Twee Twerps 67
Vinny’s Gang 97 Squishy Fuzz 86
The Wondrful Gazonks 38 The Hellfish 68
Greasy Weasels 80 Bad Attitudes 76
Z-Squad 86 October Hunters 56
The Undergarments 63 The Slim Shaggys 65
Grid Iron Bullies 80 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 52

Week 5 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

October Hunters (87) at Elvis Impersonators (86)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 10, 2016) In a week 5 UFFLE showdown, October Hunters squeaked by a tough Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 87 to 86, silencing a partisan crowd of 71,073 at Graceland.

Marshall, Brandon NYJ WR
Brandon Marshall

October Hunters were led to their 1 point victory by a 17 point effort from Brandon Marshall, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 114 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who got by the Baltimore Ravens defense for 260 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

We knew we had to defend our home turf,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Martellus Bennett, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 67 receiving yards and 3 receiving TDs. With this performance, Bennett was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 5. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Theo Riddick, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 49 rushing yards in addition to 33 receiving yards.

We don’t care about moral victories,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Compounding the issue, Elvis Impersonators could have scored 89 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brandon Mannie left key players like Terrelle Pryor and his corresponding 4 points on the bench.

Elvis Impersonators drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 5.

This brings the record for October Hunters to 3-2, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 3-2.

Coming up in week 6, Elvis Impersonators are at the 4-1 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 19.1-point favorite, while the 2-3 Z-Squad are at October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 1.8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Greasy Weasels 82 The Undergarments 105
Vinny’s Gang 55 The Hellfish 84
The Slim Shaggys 66 The Wondrful Gazonks 74
Twee Twerps 119 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 74
Squishy Fuzz 85 Z-Squad 53
October Hunters 87 Elvis Impersonators 86
Grid Iron Bullies 64 Bad Attitudes 74

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The Wondrful Gazonks (59) at The Hellfish (56)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 12, 2015) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough The Hellfish team by a score of 59 to 56, silencing a partisan crowd of 74,036.

Palmer, Carson ARI QB
Carson Palmer

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 3 point victory by a 17 point effort from Carson Palmer, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 161 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. They also got help from a 12 point effort from T.J. Yeldon, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 32 rushing yards in addition to 31 receiving yards.

The important thing is that we won,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the St. Louis Rams defense for 241 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 39 rushing yards. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Arian Foster, who snuck past the Indianapolis Colts defense for 41 rushing yards in addition to 77 receiving yards.

My hat’s off to them,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Compounding the issue, The Hellfish could have scored 69 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Blake Bortles and his corresponding 29 points on the bench.

The Wondrful Gazonks took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 5.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 2-3, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 3-2.

Coming up in week 6, the 3-2 October Hunters are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 27.8-point underdog, while The Hellfish are at the 1-4 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 4.8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Elvis Impersonators 59 Twee Twerps 53
Vinny’s Gang 89 Squishy Fuzz 76
The Wondrful Gazonks 59 The Hellfish 56
Greasy Weasels 88 Bad Attitudes 104
Z-Squad 71 October Hunters 111
The Undergarments 96 The Slim Shaggys 69
Grid Iron Bullies 107 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 41

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Elvis Impersonators (89) at Bad Attitudes (94)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 6, 2014) In a week 5 UFFLE classic, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 94 to 89, behind the support of 66,946 faithful fans.

Brees, Drew NOS QB
Drew Brees

Bad Attitudes were led to their 5 point victory by a 24 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 371 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. With this performance, Brees was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 5. They also got help from a 18 point effort from DeMarco Murray, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 136 rushing yards in addition to 56 receiving yards.

This team has finally learned how to win,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 30 point effort from Austin Davis, who tore apart the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 375 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 30 rushing yards. With this performance, Davis was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 24 point effort from Eddie Lacy, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 105 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 27 receiving yards.

We got a wake-up call,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Elvis Impersonators drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 5.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 4-1, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 2-3.

Coming up in week 6, the 1-4 Z-Squad are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 4.8-point underdog, while Bad Attitudes are at the 1-4 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 29.6-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Z-Squad 64 The Undergarments 76
Greasy Weasels 77 The Slim Shaggys 55
Squishy Fuzz 85 October Hunter 59
The Wondrful Gazonks 71 Vinny’s Gang 82
Twee Twerps 96 Grid Iron Bullies 73
The Hellfish 96 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 81
Elvis Impersonators 89 Bad Attitudes 94

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Twee Twerps (81) at The Hellfish (73)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 7, 2013) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Twee Twerps squeaked by a tough The Hellfish team by a score of 81 to 73, silencing a partisan crowd of 74,446.

Rodgers, Jacquizz ATL RB
Jacquizz Rodgers

Twee Twerps were led to their 8 point victory by a 17 point effort from Jacquizz Rodgers, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 43 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 15 receiving yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 6 ranked running back for week 5. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 274 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 8 rushing yards.

This was a good win for us,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Ray Rice, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 74 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 28 receiving yards. With this performance, Rice was the number 2 ranked running back for week 5. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Justin Tucker, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 4 field goals made and 2 extra points.

We didn’t get the job done,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 2-3, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 1-4.

Coming up in week 6, the 1-4 The Slim Shaggys are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 1.8-point underdog, while the 2-3 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 12.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Vinny’s Gang 86 The Slim Shaggys 61
Twee Twerps 81 The Hellfish 73
The Wondrful Gazonks 59 Squishy Fuzz 68
Greasy Weasels 87 October Hunter 68
Z-Squad 59 Grid Iron Bullies 97
Bad Attitudes 57 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 97
The Undergarments 107 Elvis Impersonators 99

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The Wondrful Gazonks (71) at The Hellfish (83)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 8, 2012) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, The Hellfish beat a strong The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 83 to 71, behind the support of 72,190 faithful fans.

Gonzalez, Tony ATL TE
Tony Gonzalez

The Hellfish were led to their 12 point victory by a 18 point effort from the Chicago Bears Defensive Team. With this performance, the Bears was the number 1 ranked defensive team for week 5. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Tony Gonzalez, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 123 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

We really took it to ’em,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Percy Harvin, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 108 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 8 rushing yards. With this performance, Harvin was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 5. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Cam Newton, who snuck past the Seattle Seahawks defense for 141 passing yards in addition to 42 rushing yards.

My hat’s off to them,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Wondrful Gazonks could have scored 92 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Josh Vadnais left key players like Christian Ponder and his corresponding 21 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 2-3, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 4-1.

Coming up in week 6, the 2-3 San Quentin Saints are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 17.9-point underdog, while The Hellfish are at the 2-3 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 11.2-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 78 Twee Twerps 55
Vinny’s Gang 95 Squishy Fuzz 41
The Wondrful Gazonks 71 The Hellfish 83
Greasy Weasels 65 Bad Attitudes 77
Z-Squad 104 San Quentin Saints 84
The Undergarments 72 The Slim Shaggys 54
Grid Iron Bullies 94 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 112

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San Quentin Saints (74) at Greasy Weasels (72)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 10, 2011) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, San Quentin Saints squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 74 to 72, silencing a partisan crowd of 67,785.

Johnson, Calvin DET WR
Calvin Johnson

San Quentin Saints were led to their 2 point victory by a 19 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 130 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Johnson was the number 6 ranked wide receiver for week 5. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Andy Dalton, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 179 passing yards and 2 passing TDs.

We’re glad to get out of here with the ‘W’,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Dwayne Bowe, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 128 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Bowe was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 5. They also got help from a 12 point effort from the San Francisco 49ers Defensive Team.

“We only have to look in the mirror,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 98 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Victor Cruz and his corresponding 22 points on the bench.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 5-1, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 2-4.

Coming up in week 6, the 4-2 Z-Squad are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 4.7-point favorite, while the 3-3 Grid Iron Bullies are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 2.7-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 66 The Wondrful Gazonks 76
Elvis Impersonators 82 Twee Twerps 87
Vinny’s Gang 59 The Slim Shaggys 56
The Hellfish 114 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 59
Z-Squad 87 The Undergarments 50
Grid Iron Bullies 64 Bad Attitudes 74
San Quentin Saints 74 Greasy Weasels 72

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The Hellfish (89) at Twee Twerps (80)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 11, 2010) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, The Hellfish beat a strong Twee Twerps team by a score of 89 to 80, silencing a partisan crowd of 74,231.

Forte, Matt CHI RB
Matt Forte

The Hellfish were led to their 9 point victory by a 30 point effort from Matt Forte, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 166 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 22 receiving yards. With this performance, Forte was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Drew Brees, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 279 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards.

This was a confidence booster,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 28 point effort from Philip Rivers, who tore apart the Oakland Raiders defense for 431 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 14 rushing yards. With this performance, Rivers was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Josh Scobee, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 5 field goals made and 3 extra points.

We didn’t maintain the intensity for the entire 60 minutes,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 3-3, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 4-2.

Coming up in week 6, the 5-1 Vinny’s Gang are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 3.0-point underdog, while The Hellfish are at the 2-4 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 8.8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 82 The Slim Shaggys 52
Elvis Impersonators 78 San Quentin Saints 95
Vinny’s Gang 112 The Wondrful Gazonks 82
The Hellfish 89 Twee Twerps 80
Z-Squad 100 Greasy Weasels 80
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 59 Grid Iron Bullies 81
The Undergarments 88 Bad Attitudes 97

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(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 12, 2009) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 61 to 59, extending the losing streak for Squishy Fuzz to 5 games.

Warner, Kurt ARI QB
Kurt Warner

Bad Attitudes were led to their 2 point victory by a 21 point effort from Kurt Warner, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 302 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Jason Hanson, who snuck past the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 2 field goals made and 2 extra points.

This team always seems to find a way to win,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Kellen Winslow, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 102 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Winslow was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 5. They also got help from a 19 point effort from the Seattle Seahawks Defensive Team.

They own us,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Compounding the issue, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 66 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Olindo Mare and his corresponding 12 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 3-3, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 1-5.

Coming up in week 6, Squishy Fuzz are at the 3-3 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 15.5-point favorite, while the 3-3 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 9.2-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
The Hellfish 59 Elvis Impersonators 106
San Quentin Saints 64 Greasy Weasels 58
The Slim Shaggys 49 Vinny’s Gang 69
Z-Squad 88 The Wondrful Gazonks 60
Twee Twerps 82 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 68
Squishy Fuzz 59 Bad Attitudes 61
The Undergarments 90 Grid Iron Bullies 52

Twee Twerps (70) at Elvis Impersonators (87)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 6, 2008) In a week 5 UFFLE battle, Elvis Impersonators beat a strong Twee Twerps team by a score of 87 to 70, extending the winning streak for Elvis Impersonators to 4 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 17 point victory by a 19 point effort from Kurt Warner, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 250 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 10 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Ronnie Brown, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 125 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 8 receiving yards.

“We were really on our game,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Reggie Bush, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 29 rushing yards in addition to 64 receiving yards. With this performance, Bush was the number 5 ranked running back for week 5. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Jay Cutler, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 227 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 16 rushing yards.

“They own us,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Compounding the issue, Twee Twerps could have scored 90 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like T.J. Houshmandzadeh and his corresponding 20 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 4-2, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 4-2.

Coming up in week 6, the 2-4 The Hellfish are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 17.7-point favorite, while Twee Twerps are at the 2-3-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 26.3-point underdog.

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