Category: Week 5

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Greasy Weasels (113.5) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (108.5)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 9, 2023) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, the 4-1 Greasy Weasels squeaked by a mediocre 2-3 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 113.50 to 108.50, extending their winning streak to 3 games.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 5.00 point victory by a 44.70 point effort from Ja’Marr Chase, who tore apart the Arizona Cardinals defense for 192 receiving yards and 3 receiving TDs. With this performance, Chase was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 22.10 point effort from Stefon Diggs, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 121 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“It hasn’t sunk in yet,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 28.10 point effort from Tyreek Hill, who tore apart the New York Giants defense for 181 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Hill was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 5. They also got help from a 22.20 point effort from Adam Thielen, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 107 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We didn’t get the big breaks today,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeff Griffith said.

Compounding the issue, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 124.70 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jeff Griffith left key players like Josh Reynolds and his corresponding 15.60 points on the bench.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 5.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 4-1, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 2-3.

Coming up in week 6, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 5-0 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 28.4-point favorite, while Greasy Weasels are at the 2-3 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 9.8-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Pickled Harrons 62.40 Squishy Fuzz 45.70
Vinny’s Gang 91.65 The Lawn Wranglers 105.90
The Undergarments 85.15 Z-Squad 70.40
Elvis Impersonators 90.50 Grid Iron Bullies 87.05
Greasy Weasels 113.50 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 108.50
October Hunters 67.00 The Hellfish 97.00
Bad Attitudes 120.45 The Slim Shaggys 65.55

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Pickled Harrons (85.15) at Vinny’s Gang (84.05)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 10, 2022) In a week 5 UFFLE event, the 3-2 Pickled Harrons squeaked by a tough 3-2 Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 85.15 to 84.05, silencing a partisan crowd of 71,995.

Pickled Harrons were led to their 1.10 point victory by a 20.45 point effort from Joe Burrow, who got by the Baltimore Ravens defense for 217 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 6 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17.30 point effort from DK Metcalf, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 88 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“I’m in a state of shock,” Pickled Harrons coach Cooper Harron said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.90 point effort from Christian McCaffrey, who snuck past the San Francisco 49ers defense for 54 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 50 receiving yards. They also got help from a 18.50 point effort from Rhamondre Stevenson, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 161 rushing yards in addition to 14 receiving yards.

“We didn’t match their intensity,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Compounding the issue, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 99.25 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Jakobi Meyers and his corresponding 20.60 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Pickled Harrons to 3-2, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 3-2.

Coming up in week 6, Vinny’s Gang are at the 2-3 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 3.4-point favorite, while the 0-5 Elvis Impersonators are at Pickled Harrons, where Pickled Harrons are an early 10.4-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 69.65 October Hunters 77.35
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 74.80 Bad Attitudes 76.30
Squishy Fuzz 80.70 The Lawn Wranglers 74.70
The Undergarments 110.85 The Slim Shaggys 84.20
Pickled Harrons 85.15 Vinny’s Gang 84.05
The Hellfish 145.00 Z-Squad 100.80
Elvis Impersonators 101.85 Grid Iron Bullies 124.90

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Squishy Fuzz (116.95) at Greasy Weasels (116.55)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 11, 2021) In a week 5 UFFLE battle, the 4-1 Squishy Fuzz squeaked by a disappointing 1-4 Greasy Weasels team by a score of 116.95 to 116.55, silencing a partisan crowd of 75,831 at The Grease Pit.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 0.40 point victory by a 32.10 point effort from Davante Adams, who tore apart the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 206 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Adams was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 5. They also got help from a 21.25 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who tore apart the Seattle Seahawks defense for 365 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

“We’ll use this win as a stepping stone to the next level,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 30.40 point effort from Jonathan Taylor, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 53 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 116 receiving yards. With this performance, Taylor was the number 3 ranked running back for week 5. They also got help from a 24.90 point effort from Ja’Marr Chase, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 159 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“They’ve had our number all season,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Adding salt to the wound, Greasy Weasels could have scored 143.60 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Davis Mills and his corresponding 24.80 points on the bench.

Greasy Weasels drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 5.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 4-1, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 1-4.

Coming up in week 6, the 2-3 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 15.0-point underdog, while the 3-2 Elvis Impersonators are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 12.3-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Bad Attitudes 93.85 Elvis Impersonators 158.65
Grid Iron Bullies 108.70 October Hunters 94.55
The Hellfish 72.00 Z-Squad 143.95
The Lawn Wranglers 114.40 The Slim Shaggys 107.30
The Undergarments 102.85 Vinny’s Gang 80.00
Squishy Fuzz 116.95 Greasy Weasels 116.55
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 104.90 Pickled Harrons 106.55

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Pickled Harrons (84) at Squishy Fuzz (80)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 13, 2020) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, the 4-1 Pickled Harrons squeaked by a tough 3-2 Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 84 to 80, silencing a partisan crowd of 66,292.

Pickled Harrons were led to their 4 point victory by a 31 point effort from Kyler Murray, who tore apart the New York Jets defense for 380 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 31 rushing yards. With this performance, Murray was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Dalvin Cook, who snuck past the Seattle Seahawks defense for 65 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 24 receiving yards.

“This team has overcome a lot of adversity,” Pickled Harrons coach Cooper Harron said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 28 point effort from Deshaun Watson, who tore apart the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 359 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 25 rushing yards. With this performance, Watson was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Jonnu Smith, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 40 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“They just made the big plays and we didn’t,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Causing further embarrassment, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 93 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Keelan Cole and his corresponding 8 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Pickled Harrons to 4-1, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 3-2.

Coming up in week 6, the 1-4 Bad Attitudes are at Pickled Harrons, where Pickled Harron’s are an early 17-point favorite, while the 2-3 Grid Iron Bullies are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 29-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 93 Bad Attitudes 66
Pickled Harrons 84 Squishy Fuzz 80
Vinny’s Gang 81 The Hellfish 75
The Slim Shaggys 105 October Hunters 95
Z-Squad 81 Grid Iron Bullies 89
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 71 The Undergarments 88

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Elvis Impersonators (158) at Squishy Fuzz (125)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 7, 2019) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Elvis Impersonators beat a strong Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 158 to 125, extending the losing streak for Squishy Fuzz to 5 games. With their 158 points, Elvis Impersonators is now the proud record-holder of the 2nd-highest weekly point total in league history.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 33 point victory by a 41 point effort from Christian McCaffrey, who tore apart the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 176 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 61 receiving yards. With this performance, McCaffrey was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 30 point effort from Michael Thomas, who tore apart the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 182 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“We brought our A-game,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 41 point effort from Aaron Jones, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 107 rushing yards and 4 rushing TDs in addition to 75 receiving yards. With this performance, Jones was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. In addition, Jones entered the UFFLE Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 1st-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 24 point effort from Chris Godwin, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 125 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“They out-muscled us,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Squishy Fuzz drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 5.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 4-1, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 0-5.

Coming up in week 6, Elvis Impersonators are at the 5-0 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 11.4-point underdog, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 0-5 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 9.8-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 73 Bad Attitudes 62
Elvis Impersonators 158 Squishy Fuzz 125
Vinny’s Gang 100 The Hellfish 44
The Slim Shaggys 85 October Hunters 84
Z-Squad 88 Grid Iron Bullies 91
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 89 The Undergarments 68

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Elvis Impersonators (80) at Twee Twerps (104)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 8, 2018) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Twee Twerps beat a strong Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 104 to 80, extending the winning streak for Twee Twerps to 4 games.

Twee Twerps were led to their 24 point victory by a 28 point effort from Todd Gurley, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 77 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs in addition to 36 receiving yards. With this performance, Gurley was the number 3 ranked running back for week 5. They also got help from a 18 point effort from David Johnson, who snuck past the San Francisco 49ers defense for 55 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 16 receiving yards.

“We proved we’re the better team,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 313 passing yards in addition to 13 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 151 receiving yards.

“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 4-1, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 3-2.

Coming up in week 6, Elvis Impersonators are at the 3-1-1 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 0.4-point favorite, while the 2-2-1 The Undergarments are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 6.1-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Greasy Weasels 99 October Hunters 73
Z-Squad 79 The Undergarments 79
Bad Attitudes 80 Grid Iron Bullies 50
Elvis Impersonators 80 Twee Twerps 104
Vinny’s Gang 99 The Hellfish 71
Squishy Fuzz 97 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 53
League Average 79 The Slim Shaggys 62

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

The Undergarments (63) at The Slim Shaggys (65)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 9, 2017) In a week 5 UFFLE matchup, The Slim Shaggys squeaked by a tough The Undergarments team by a score of 65 to 63, behind the support of 68,791 faithful fans at Shags house of Slam.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 2 point victory by a 26 point effort from Cam Newton, who tore apart the Detroit Lions defense for 355 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Newton was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 5. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Adam Vinatieri, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 4 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“This team has finally learned how to win,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Carson Palmer, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 291 passing yards and 1 passing TD. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Ezekiel Elliott, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 116 rushing yards in addition to 16 receiving yards.

“We’ll just have to put this loss behind us,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Compounding the issue, The Undergarments could have scored 68 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Jermaine Kearse and his corresponding 9 points on the bench.

The Slim Shaggys took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 5.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 3-2, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 2-3.

Coming up in week 6, the 3-2 Z-Squad are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 10.5-point underdog, while the 3-2 Twee Twerps are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 16.2-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Elvis Impersonators 73 Twee Twerps 67
Vinny’s Gang 97 Squishy Fuzz 86
The Wondrful Gazonks 38 The Hellfish 68
Greasy Weasels 80 Bad Attitudes 76
Z-Squad 86 October Hunters 56
The Undergarments 63 The Slim Shaggys 65
Grid Iron Bullies 80 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 52

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

October Hunters (87) at Elvis Impersonators (86)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 10, 2016) In a week 5 UFFLE showdown, October Hunters squeaked by a tough Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 87 to 86, silencing a partisan crowd of 71,073 at Graceland.

Brandon Marshall

October Hunters were led to their 1 point victory by a 17 point effort from Brandon Marshall, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 114 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who got by the Baltimore Ravens defense for 260 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

“We knew we had to defend our home turf,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Martellus Bennett, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 67 receiving yards and 3 receiving TDs. With this performance, Bennett was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 5. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Theo Riddick, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 49 rushing yards in addition to 33 receiving yards.

“We don’t care about moral victories,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Compounding the issue, Elvis Impersonators could have scored 89 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brandon Mannie left key players like Terrelle Pryor and his corresponding 4 points on the bench.

Elvis Impersonators drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 5.

This brings the record for October Hunters to 3-2, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 3-2.

Coming up in week 6, Elvis Impersonators are at the 4-1 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 19.1-point favorite, while the 2-3 Z-Squad are at October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 1.8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Greasy Weasels 82 The Undergarments 105
Vinny’s Gang 55 The Hellfish 84
The Slim Shaggys 66 The Wondrful Gazonks 74
Twee Twerps 119 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 74
Squishy Fuzz 85 Z-Squad 53
October Hunters 87 Elvis Impersonators 86
Grid Iron Bullies 64 Bad Attitudes 74

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

The Wondrful Gazonks (59) at The Hellfish (56)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 12, 2015) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough The Hellfish team by a score of 59 to 56, silencing a partisan crowd of 74,036.

Carson Palmer

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 3 point victory by a 17 point effort from Carson Palmer, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 161 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. They also got help from a 12 point effort from T.J. Yeldon, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 32 rushing yards in addition to 31 receiving yards.

“The important thing is that we won,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the St. Louis Rams defense for 241 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 39 rushing yards. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Arian Foster, who snuck past the Indianapolis Colts defense for 41 rushing yards in addition to 77 receiving yards.

“My hat’s off to them,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Compounding the issue, The Hellfish could have scored 69 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Blake Bortles and his corresponding 29 points on the bench.

The Wondrful Gazonks took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 5.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 2-3, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 3-2.

Coming up in week 6, the 3-2 October Hunters are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 27.8-point underdog, while The Hellfish are at the 1-4 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 4.8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Elvis Impersonators 59 Twee Twerps 53
Vinny’s Gang 89 Squishy Fuzz 76
The Wondrful Gazonks 59 The Hellfish 56
Greasy Weasels 88 Bad Attitudes 104
Z-Squad 71 October Hunters 111
The Undergarments 96 The Slim Shaggys 69
Grid Iron Bullies 107 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 41

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Elvis Impersonators (89) at Bad Attitudes (94)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 6, 2014) In a week 5 UFFLE classic, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 94 to 89, behind the support of 66,946 faithful fans.

Drew Brees

Bad Attitudes were led to their 5 point victory by a 24 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 371 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. With this performance, Brees was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 5. They also got help from a 18 point effort from DeMarco Murray, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 136 rushing yards in addition to 56 receiving yards.

“This team has finally learned how to win,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 30 point effort from Austin Davis, who tore apart the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 375 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 30 rushing yards. With this performance, Davis was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 24 point effort from Eddie Lacy, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 105 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 27 receiving yards.

“We got a wake-up call,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Elvis Impersonators drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 5.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 4-1, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 2-3.

Coming up in week 6, the 1-4 Z-Squad are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 4.8-point underdog, while Bad Attitudes are at the 1-4 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 29.6-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Z-Squad 64 The Undergarments 76
Greasy Weasels 77 The Slim Shaggys 55
Squishy Fuzz 85 October Hunter 59
The Wondrful Gazonks 71 Vinny’s Gang 82
Twee Twerps 96 Grid Iron Bullies 73
The Hellfish 96 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 81
Elvis Impersonators 89 Bad Attitudes 94