Week 7 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Greasy Weasels (69) at Z-Squad (59)

Philip Rivers
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 23, 2017) In a week 7 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Greasy Weasels beat a strong Z-Squad team by a score of 69 to 59, extending the winning streak for Greasy Weasels to 5 games.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 10 point victory by a 15 point effort from Philip Rivers, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 183 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Jake Elliott, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 2 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“It hasn’t sunk in yet,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from the Jacksonville Jaguars Defensive Team. With this performance, the Jaguars was the number 3 ranked defensive team for week 7. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Marcus Mariota, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 203 passing yards in addition to 8 rushing yards.

“I don’t want to point fingers,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Adding salt to the wound, Z-Squad could have scored 74 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Andy Dalton and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 6-1, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 3-4.

Coming up in week 8, the 3-4 Squishy Fuzz are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 12.6-point underdog, while Greasy Weasels are at the 4-3 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 19.9-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Grid Iron Bullies 102 The Wondrful Gazonks 61
The Undergarments 114 Squishy Fuzz 92
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 93 October Hunters 68
Greasy Weasels 69 Z-Squad 59
The Slim Shaggys 49 Bad Attitudes 71
Vinny’s Gang 47 Twee Twerps 71
Elvis Impersonators 76 The Hellfish 55

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (74) at October Hunters (76)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 26, 2015) In a week 7 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, October Hunters squeaked by a tough Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 76 to 74, extending the winning streak for October Hunters to 5 games.

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Philip Rivers

October Hunters were led to their 2 point victory by a 27 point effort from Philip Rivers, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 336 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Rivers was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Jonathan Stewart, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 125 rushing yards.

I was just doing my job,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 122 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Alex Smith, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 251 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 5 rushing yards.

I tip my hat to them,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Compounding the issue, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 82 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jeremy Griffith left key players like Dan Carpenter and his corresponding 11 points on the bench.

This brings the record for October Hunters to 5-2, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 1-6.

Coming up in week 8, the 2-5 Twee Twerps are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 17.1-point underdog, while October Hunters are at the 4-3 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 17.9-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Grid Iron Bullies 90 The Wondrful Gazonks 104
The Undergarments 95 Squishy Fuzz 71
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 74 October Hunters 76
Greasy Weasels 135 Z-Squad 74
The Slim Shaggys 53 Bad Attitudes 42
Vinny’s Gang 71 Twee Twerps 62
Elvis Impersonators 87 The Hellfish 94

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Z-Squad (53) at The Slim Shaggys (58)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2014) In a week 7 UFFLE matchup, The Slim Shaggys squeaked by a tough Z-Squad team by a score of 58 to 53, extending the losing streak for Z-Squad to 5 games.

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Ahmad Bradshaw

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 5 point victory by a 20 point effort from Ahmad Bradshaw, who snuck past the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 52 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 36 receiving yards. With this performance, Bradshaw was the number 4 ranked running back for week 7. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Torrey Smith, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 81 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

We’re going to savor this victory,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Randall Cobb, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 121 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 2 rushing yards. With this performance, Cobb was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 7. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Matt Ryan, who got by the Baltimore Ravens defense for 228 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 7 rushing yards.

I’m really proud of our guys,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Causing further embarrassment, Z-Squad could have scored 68 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Jerick McKinnon and his corresponding 10 points on the bench.

The Slim Shaggys took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 7.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 3-4, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 1-6.

Coming up in week 8, the 7-0 Greasy Weasels are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 19.1-point underdog, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 6-1 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 29.6-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
October Hunter 55 The Wondrful Gazonks 65
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 78 Elvis Impersonators 66
Z-Squad 53 The Slim Shaggys 58
Greasy Weasels 102 Vinny’s Gang 83
Squishy Fuzz 65 Bad Attitudes 85
Twee Twerps 97 The Undergarments 67
The Hellfish 104 Grid Iron Bullies 60

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Bad Attitudes (68) at The Hellfish (67)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 21, 2013) In a week 7 UFFLE rivalry, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough The Hellfish team by a score of 68 to 67, silencing a partisan crowd of 67,442.

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Brandon Weeden

Bad Attitudes were led to their 1 point victory by a 12 point effort from Brandon Weeden, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 149 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 20 rushing yards. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Rob Gronkowski, who beat the New York Jets defense for 114 receiving yards.

This team shows a lot of poise,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from A.J. Green, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 155 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Green was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 7. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the New York Jets defense for 228 passing yards.

We didn’t get the big breaks today,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Hellfish could have scored 75 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Sidney Rice and his corresponding 11 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 4-3, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 2-5.

Coming up in week 8, the 3-4 October Hunter are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 11.6-point underdog, while Bad Attitudes are at the 2-5 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 12.7-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Grid Iron Bullies 94 Greasy Weasels 68
The Undergarments 89 The Wondrful Gazonks 64
Bad Attitudes 68 The Hellfish 67
October Hunter 91 Twee Twerps 72
Squishy Fuzz 68 Elvis Impersonators 96
The Slim Shaggys 67 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 87
Vinny’s Gang 83 Z-Squad 58

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (65) at San Quentin Saints (63)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 22, 2012) In a week 7 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts squeaked by a tough San Quentin Saints team by a score of 65 to 63, extending the winning streak for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 3 games.

Weeden, Brandon CLE QB
Brandon Weeden

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 2 point victory by a 20 point effort from Brandon Weeden, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 264 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 13 rushing yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Marques Colston, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 73 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

We’re happy we could pull this one out at the end,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

San Quentin Saints were helped out in a losing cause by a 15 point effort from the Minnesota Vikings Defensive Team. With this performance, the Vikings was the number 1 ranked defensive team for week 7. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Matt Hasselbeck, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 205 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

It’s going to be a long plane ride home,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Causing further embarrassment, San Quentin Saints could have scored 75 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Sean Boggess left key players like Miles Austin and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 7.

This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 4-3, and drops San Quentin Saints to a record of 3-4.

Coming up in week 8, the 3-4 Twee Twerps are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 7.0-point underdog, while San Quentin Saints are at the 3-4 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 2.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Grid Iron Bullies 78 The Wondrful Gazonks 73
The Undergarments 79 Squishy Fuzz 74
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 65 San Quentin Saints 63
Greasy Weasels 90 Z-Squad 69
The Slim Shaggys 53 Bad Attitudes 84
Vinny’s Gang 80 Twee Twerps 83
Elvis Impersonators 55 The Hellfish 44

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The Undergarments (82.45) at Bad Attitudes (83)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 24, 2011) In a week 7 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough The Undergarments team by a score of 83 to 82.45, extending the winning streak for Bad Attitudes to 3 games.

Kolb, Kevin ARI QB
Kevin Kolb

Bad Attitudes were led to their less than 1 point victory by a 21 point effort from Kevin Kolb, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 272 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 14 rushing yards. They also got help from a 14.9 point effort from Steve Smith, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 143 receiving yards in addition to 6 rushing yards.

This team has overcome a lot of adversity,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.55 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 335 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 8 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Fred Davis, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 80 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

They caught us on an off night,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Undergarments could have scored 93 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Marion Barber and his corresponding 9 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 6-2, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 3-5.

Coming up in week 8, the 0-8 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 29.8-point favorite, while The Undergarments are at the 7-1 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 16.1-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 77 San Quentin Saints 87
Elvis Impersonators 106 Vinny’s Gang 46
The Hellfish 101 The Slim Shaggys 33
The Wondrful Gazonks 84 Twee Twerps 48
Z-Squad 59 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 33
Grid Iron Bullies 72 Greasy Weasels 45
The Undergarments 82.45 Bad Attitudes 83

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Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week
Vinny’s Gang (66.95) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (67.3) )

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 25, 2010) In a week 7 UFFLE matchup, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts beat a strong Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 67.3 to 66.95, behind the support of 67,581 faithful fans.

Ochocinco, Chad CIN WR
Chad Ochocinco

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 0.35 point victory by a 16.8 point effort from Chad Ochocinco, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 108 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 13.4 point effort from Willis McGahee, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 64 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 10 receiving yards.

We knew we had to defend our home turf,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 23.2 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 131 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 41 receiving yards. With this performance, Peterson was the number 3 ranked running back for week 7. They also got help from a 11 point effort from the Tennessee Titans Defensive Team.

The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Causing further embarrassment, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 109 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Ryan Fitzpatrick and his corresponding 32 points on the bench.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 7.

This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 4-4, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 5-3.

Coming up in week 8, Vinny’s Gang are at the 4-4 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 8.5-point underdog, while the 2-6 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 3.8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 90 San Quentin Saints 92
Elvis Impersonators 93 Z-Squad 104
Vinny’s Gang 66.95 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 67.3
The Hellfish 82 The Undergarments 97
The Wondrful Gazonks 56 Grid Iron Bullies 113
Twee Twerps 87 Bad Attitudes 73
The Slim Shaggys 55 Greasy Weasels 86

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Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 26, 2009) In a week 7 UFFLE battle, The Wondrful Gazonks beat a strong San Quentin Saints team by a score of 66.95 to 66.45, silencing a partisan crowd of 74,254.

Driver, Donald GBP WR
Donald Driver

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 0.5 point victory by a 14 point effort from Donald Driver, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 84 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 175 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 1 rushing yards.

We really took it to ’em,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

San Quentin Saints were helped out in a losing cause by a 13 point effort from Marques Colston, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 72 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Nate Kaeding, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 3 field goals made and 4 extra points.

They out-muscled us,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Compounding the issue, San Quentin Saints could have scored 80 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Sean Boggess left key players like DeSean Jackson and his corresponding 24 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 4-4, and drops San Quentin Saints to a record of 5-3.

Coming up in week 8, the 2-6 Twee Twerps are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 21.1-point favorite, while San Quentin Saints are at the 3-5 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 14.9-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 102 Greasy Weasels 75
The Slim Shaggys 81 Twee Twerps 83
Vinny’s Gang 118 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 67
Z-Squad 88 The Hellfish 50
The Wondrful Gazonks 67 San Quentin Saints 66
Squishy Fuzz 64 Grid Iron Bullies 58
The Undergarments 94 Bad Attitudes 56

Elvis Impersonators (73) at The Slim Shaggys (86)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2008) In a week 7 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, The Slim Shaggys beat a strong Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 86 to 73, extending the winning streak for The Slim Shaggys to 3 games.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 13 point victory by a 23 point effort from Clinton Portis, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 175 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 8 receiving yards. With this performance, Portis was the number 5 ranked running back for week 7. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 216 passing yards and 2 passing tds.

“We finally got the monkey off our backs,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Owen Daniels, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 66 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Daniels was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 7. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Steve Slaton, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 80 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 9 receiving yards.

“I take full responsibility for this loss,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 3-4-1, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 5-3.

Coming up in week 8, the 2-6 The Hellfish are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 18.8-point favorite, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 2-6 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 9.9-point underdog.

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Greasy Weasels (92) at Z-Squad (63)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2008) In a week 7 UFFLE battle, Greasy Weasels embarrassed a hapless Z-Squad team by a score of 92 to 63.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 29 point victory by a 22 point effort from Chris Johnson, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 168 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 4 receiving yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 208 passing yards and 2 passing tds.

“We snatched victory out of the jaws of defeat,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Jeff Garcia, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 310 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 8 rushing yards. With this performance, Garcia was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Brandon Jacobs, who snuck past the San Francisco 49ers defense for 69 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 6 receiving yards.

“The final score is the only statistic that matters,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 3-5, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 5-1-2.

Coming up in week 8, the 3-4-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 28.5-point favorite, while the 6-2 Twee Twerps are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 7.5-point underdog.

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