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Nov
24
Week 11 Recap
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Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 23, 2009) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, San Quentin Saints squeaked by a tough The Undergarments team by a score of 82.65 to 80.9, silencing a partisan crowd of 65,635.
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| DeSean Jackson |
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San Quentin Saints were led to their 1.75 point victory by a 17 point effort from DeSean Jackson, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 107 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 10 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Nate Kaeding, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 4 field goals made and 2 extra points.
“This team has overcome a lot of adversity,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.
The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 344 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 13 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Visanthe Shiancoe, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 78 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“They out-hustled us,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.
Adding salt to the wound, The Undergarments could have scored 90 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Robert Meachem and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.
This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 7-6, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 7-6.
Coming up in week 12, the 8-5 Vinny’s Gang are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 7.5-point underdog, while the 5-8 Twee Twerps are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 14.3-point favorite, while the 6-7 The Slim Shaggys are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 1.4-point favorite, while the 6-7 Bad Attitudes are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 1.3-point underdog.
Nov
17
Week 10 Recap
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Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 16, 2009) In a week 10 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 99.5 to 98.45, extending the winning streak for Elvis Impersonators to 10 games.
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Elvis Impersonators were led to their 1.05 point victory by a 24 point effort from Reggie Wayne, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 126 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Wayne was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 10. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Vince Young, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 210 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 29 rushing yards.
“We feed off the energy of our fans,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.
Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 27 point effort from Tom Brady, who tore apart the Indianapolis Colts defense for 375 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 3 rushing yards. With this performance, Brady was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 26 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 133 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 10 receiving yards.
“We shot ourselves in the foot,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.
Adding salt to the wound, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 102 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Braylon Edwards and his corresponding 7 points on the bench.
Vinny’s Gang drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 10.
This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 10-1, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 7-4.
Coming up in week 11, Elvis Impersonators are at the 7-4 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 18.4-point underdog, while the 7-4 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 9.7-point favorite, while Elvis Impersonators are at the 7-4 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 13.5-point underdog, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 5-6 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 19.7-point underdog.
Nov
10
Week 9 Recap
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(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 9, 2009) In a week 9 UFFLE matchup, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough The Hellfish team by a score of 78 to 72, extending the winning streak for The Wondrful Gazonks to 3 games.
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| Donovan McNabb |
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The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 6 point victory by a 14 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 227 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 13 point effort from John Carney, who snuck past the Carolina Panthers defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points.
“We proved we’re the better team,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.
The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the New York Giants defense for 209 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 15 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Hines Ward, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 44 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds.
“They wanted it more than we did,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.
Causing further embarrassment, The Hellfish could have scored 89 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like the Tennessee Titans Defensive Team and his corresponding 14 points on the bench.
This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 6-4, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 4-6.
Coming up in week 10, The Hellfish are at the 4-6 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 16-point favorite, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 3-7 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 21.1-point underdog.
Nov
3
Week 8 Recap
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(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 2, 2009) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough Twee Twerps team by a score of 73 to 69, behind the support of 69,923 faithful fans.
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| Donovan McNabb |
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The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 4 point victory by a 22 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who got by the New York Giants defense for 240 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 14 rushing yards. With this performance, McNabb was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Percy Harvin, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 84 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 2 rushing yards.
“This team has finally learned how to win,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.
Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Steven Jackson, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 149 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 17 receiving yards. With this performance, Jackson was the number 5 ranked running back for week 8. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Steve Smith, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 56 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 17 rushing yards.
“It’s going to be a long plane ride home,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.
Adding salt to the wound, Twee Twerps could have scored 81 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Jonathan Stewart and his corresponding 20 points on the bench.
This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 5-4, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 2-7.
Coming up in week 9, the 4-5 The Hellfish are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 14.7-point favorite, while Twee Twerps are at the 4-5 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 11.3-point favorite.
Oct
27
Week 7 Recap
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(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 26, 2009) In a week 7 UFFLE battle, The Wondrful Gazonks beat a strong San Quentin Saints team by a score of 66.95 to 66.45, silencing a partisan crowd of 74,254.
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The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 0.5 point victory by a 14 point effort from Donald Driver, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 84 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 175 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 1 rushing yards.
“We really took it to ‘em,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.
San Quentin Saints were helped out in a losing cause by a 13 point effort from Marques Colston, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 72 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Nate Kaeding, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 3 field goals made and 4 extra points.
“They out-muscled us,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.
Compounding the issue, San Quentin Saints could have scored 80 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Sean Boggess left key players like DeSean Jackson and his corresponding 24 points on the bench.
This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 4-4, and drops San Quentin Saints to a record of 5-3.
Coming up in week 8, the 2-6 Twee Twerps are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 21.1-point favorite, while San Quentin Saints are at the 3-5 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 14.9-point underdog.
Oct
20
Week 6 Recap
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(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 19, 2009) In a week 6 UFFLE rivalry, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 82 to 78, behind the support of 68,018 faithful fans.
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Bad Attitudes were led to their 4 point victory by a 30 point effort from Randy Moss, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 129 receiving yards and 3 receiving tds. With this performance, Moss was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Kurt Warner, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 276 passing yards and 2 passing tds.
“It’s tough to win in a hostile environment,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.
The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Ryan Longwell, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 4 field goals made and 3 extra points. With this performance, Longwell was the number 1 ranked place kicker for week 6. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Brian Westbrook, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 50 rushing yards in addition to 91 receiving yards.
“I take full responsibility for this loss,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.
Adding salt to the wound, The Wondrful Gazonks could have scored 102 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Josh Vadnais left key players like Ben Roethlisberger and his corresponding 27 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 4-3, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 3-4.
Coming up in week 7, The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 5-2 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 2.6-point underdog, while the 4-3 The Undergarments are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 2.0-point underdog.
Oct
14
Brett Favre to Greg Lewis Tecmo-ized
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I should have posted this a few week ago, but just ran across it today.
Oct
13
Week 5 Recap
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(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 12, 2009) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 61 to 59, extending the losing streak for Squishy Fuzz to 5 games.
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Bad Attitudes were led to their 2 point victory by a 21 point effort from Kurt Warner, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 302 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Jason Hanson, who snuck past the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 2 field goals made and 2 extra points.
“This team always seems to find a way to win,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.
Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Kellen Winslow, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 102 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Winslow was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 5. They also got help from a 19 point effort from the Seattle Seahawks Defensive Team.
“They own us,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.
Compounding the issue, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 66 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Olindo Mare and his corresponding 12 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 3-3, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 1-5.
Coming up in week 6, Squishy Fuzz are at the 3-3 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 15.5-point favorite, while the 3-3 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 9.2-point underdog.
Oct
6
Week 4 Recap
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(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 5, 2009) In a week 4 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Grid Iron Bullies squeaked by a tough Bad Attitudes team by a score of 88 to 85, silencing a partisan crowd of 72,507.
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Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 3 point victory by a 24 point effort from Kerry Collins, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 284 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 10 rushing yards. With this performance, Collins was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 4. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Matt Forte, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 121 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 19 receiving yards.
“We managed to eke out a win,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.
Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 25 point effort from Steve Smith, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 134 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Smith was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Kevin Smith, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 30 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 21 receiving yards.
“We didn’t get the job done,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.
Compounding the issue, Bad Attitudes could have scored 92 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Sidney Rice and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 2-3, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 2-3.
Coming up in week 5, the 1-4 Squishy Fuzz are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 22.8-point favorite, while the 2-3 The Undergarments are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 2.4-point underdog.
Sep
29
Week 3 Recap
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(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 28, 2009) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts squeaked by a tough The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 95 to 93, behind the support of 73,055 faithful fans.
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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 2 point victory by a 30 point effort from Peyton Manning, who tore apart the Arizona Cardinals defense for 379 passing yards and 4 passing tds. With this performance, Manning was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Brent Celek, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 104 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.
“I want to thank my Lord and Savior,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.
The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 276 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Willis McGahee, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 67 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds.
“They own us,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.
Causing further embarrassment, The Wondrful Gazonks could have scored 101 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Josh Vadnais left key players like Kevin Walter and his corresponding 16 points on the bench.
The Wondrful Gazonks drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 3.
This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 2-2, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 2-2.
Coming up in week 4, the 3-1 The Slim Shaggys are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 13.5-point favorite, while the 3-1 Z-Squad are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 1.8-point underdog.
