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The Wondrful Gazonks (89) at The Undergarments (86)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE battle, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough The Undergarments team by a score of 89 to 86, silencing a partisan crowd of 65,591.

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 3 point victory by a 23 point effort from Tyler Thigpen, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 240 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 29 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from the Baltimore Ravens Defensive Team.

“Everyone counted us out before the season started,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 26 point effort from Tony Romo, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 341 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Romo was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 15 point effort from the Minnesota Vikings Defensive Team.

“They caught us on an off night,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Undergarments could have scored 91 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Dominic Rhodes and his corresponding 10 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 7-7-1, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 8-7.

Coming up in week 13, the 9-4-2 Z-Squad are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 3.5-point underdog, while the 12-2-1 Squishy Fuzz are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 12.9-point underdog.

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Grid Iron Bullies (46) at Twee Twerps (70)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE rivalry, Twee Twerps embarrassed a hapless Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 70 to 46, behind the support of 73,263 faithful fans.

Twee Twerps were led to their 24 point victory by a 16 point effort from Steve Smith, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 168 receiving yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Ryan Longwell, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“A win is a win,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the San Diego Chargers defense for 255 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Ricky Williams, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 21 rushing yards in addition to 19 receiving yards.

“Give them all the credit,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 75 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Kevin Faulk and his corresponding 16 points on the bench.

Twee Twerps took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 12.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 10-4-1, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 5-10.

Coming up in week 13, the 7-5-3 The Slim Shaggys are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 15.7-point underdog, while the 4-10-1 Vinny’s Gang are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 13.7-point favorite.

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San Quentin Saints (72) at Squishy Fuzz (91)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Squishy Fuzz beat a strong San Quentin Saints team by a score of 91 to 72, extending the winning streak for Squishy Fuzz to 5 games.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 19 point victory by a 28 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 323 passing yards and 4 passing tds. With this performance, Brees was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 79 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 25 receiving yards.

“We’re going to use this win as a building block,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

San Quentin Saints were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Thomas Jones, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 96 rushing yards in addition to 21 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Marques Colston, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 70 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We didn’t match their intensity,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 12-2-1, and drops San Quentin Saints to a record of 10-3-2.

Coming up in week 13, San Quentin Saints are at the 5-10 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12.3-point underdog, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 8-7 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 12.9-point underdog.

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Tie-Breaking Rules Change

I have used my Commissioner powers to change the tie-breaking method for playoff games, since we really do need a tie-breaker in the playoffs, and I think the decimal system is the most fair first playoff tie-breaker. Here is what the current tie-breaking method for playoff games:

If a playoff game is tied the following steps will be used to break the tie:

1. Recalculate score using a decimal system. 0.1 pts. per yard rushing and receiving, 0.05 pts. per yard passing.
2. Most touchdowns scored among all starting players (including K and Defense).
3. Most field goals.
4. Most extra points.
5. Coin toss.

I also think we should have a league vote for installing a tie-breaking system to regular season games next season. The way I see it we have three options, leave it alone and have no tie-beakers, just use step one and have a rare tie from time to time, or use all the steps and never have a tie.

Instead of voting for all three options and possible splitting the votes of people who want a tie-breaker between the two tie-breaking options, we will just vote whether or not to have a tie-breaker this week, and then next week vote on what tie-breaker method if necessary.

After this post I will put up a poll, so go and vote!

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Elvis Impersonators (89) at Vinny’s Gang (57)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Elvis Impersonators embarrassed a hapless Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 89 to 57, extending the losing streak for Vinny’s Gang to 3 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 32 point victory by a 22 point effort from Kurt Warner, who tore apart the Seattle Seahawks defense for 395 passing yards and 1 passing td. With this performance, Warner was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Michael Turner, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 81 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds.

“This is the greatest feeling in the world,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 227 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 1 rushing yards. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Donnie Avery, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 93 receiving yards.

“We didn’t maintain the intensity for the entire 60 minutes,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 9-4, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 3-9-1.

Coming up in week 12, the 9-2-2 Z-Squad are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 10.6-point favorite, while the 5-8 Grid Iron Bullies are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 1.0-point underdog, while the 1-11-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 23.2-point favorite, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 6-7 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 22-point favorite.

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Greasy Weasels (58) at The Hellfish (53)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough The Hellfish team by a score of 58 to 53, silencing a partisan crowd of 66,413.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 5 point victory by a 12 point effort from Greg Jennings, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 64 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. They also got help from a 8 point effort from Chris Johnson, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 64 rushing yards in addition to 24 receiving yards.

“It wasn’t pretty but we’ll take it,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 13 point effort from Stephen Gostkowski, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 3 field goals made and 2 extra points. With this performance, Gostkowski was the number 6 ranked place kicker for week 11. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Matt Forte, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 64 rushing yards in addition to 40 receiving yards.

“Give them all the credit,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Hellfish could have scored 87 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Matt Cassel and his corresponding 36 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 6-7, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 3-10.

Coming up in week 12, the 6-4-3 The Slim Shaggys are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 8.3-point favorite, while the 2-11 Bad Attitudes are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 1.1-point underdog, while the 3-9-1 Vinny’s Gang are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 22-point favorite, while the 9-2-2 Z-Squad are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12.3-point underdog.

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The Slim Shaggys (86) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (73)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE battle, The Slim Shaggys beat a strong Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 86 to 73, extending the winning streak for The Slim Shaggys to 3 games.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 13 point victory by a 24 point effort from DeAngelo Williams, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 120 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds. With this performance, Williams was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Maurice Jones-Drew, who snuck past the Tennessee Titans defense for 66 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 27 receiving yards.

“It was a total team effort,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Dwayne Bowe, who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 53 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Bowe was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 11. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Joe Flacco, who snuck past the New York Giants defense for 164 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 57 rushing yards.

“I don’t want to point fingers,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 6-4-3, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 1-11-1.

Coming up in week 12, The Slim Shaggys are at the 6-7 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 8.3-point favorite, while the 7-6 The Undergarments are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 14.8-point underdog, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 9-4 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 23.2-point favorite, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 2-11 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 10.0-point underdog.

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Z-Squad (77) at The Wondrful Gazonks (56)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Z-Squad beat a strong The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 77 to 56, extending the winning streak for Z-Squad to 4 games.

Z-Squad were led to their 21 point victory by a 22 point effort from Frank Gore, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 106 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 8 receiving yards. With this performance, Gore was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Lance Moore, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 102 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“The important thing is that we won,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Tyler Thigpen, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 235 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 45 rushing yards. With this performance, Thigpen was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Anquan Boldin, who tore apart the Seattle Seahawks defense for 186 receiving yards in addition to 3 rushing yards.

“They ate our lunch,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 9-2-2, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 6-6-1.

Coming up in week 12, Z-Squad are at the 9-4 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 10.6-point favorite, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 10-2-1 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 25.2-point favorite, while Z-Squad are at the 3-10 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12.3-point underdog, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 7-6 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 11.1-point favorite.

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Bad Attitudes (57) at Twee Twerps (79)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE classic, Twee Twerps beat a strong Bad Attitudes team by a score of 79 to 57, extending the losing streak for Bad Attitudes to 5 games.

Twee Twerps were led to their 22 point victory by a 20 point effort from T.J. Houshmandzadeh, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 149 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, Houshmandzadeh was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 11. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Leon Washington, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 18 rushing yards in addition to 17 receiving yards.

“We’ve got the greatest fans in the world,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 13 point effort from Kevin Smith, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 112 rushing yards in addition to 23 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Josh Brown, who snuck past the San Francisco 49ers defense for 3 field goals made and 1 extra point.

“They stepped up and made the plays,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 9-3-1, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 2-11.

Coming up in week 12, Bad Attitudes are at the 3-10 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 1.1-point underdog, while the 9-2-2 San Quentin Saints are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 0.7-point underdog, while the 6-4-3 The Slim Shaggys are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 10.0-point underdog, while the 5-8 Grid Iron Bullies are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 17.7-point favorite.

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Grid Iron Bullies (53) at Squishy Fuzz (101)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Squishy Fuzz embarrassed a hapless Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 101 to 53, extending the winning streak for Squishy Fuzz to 3 games.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 48 point victory by a 22 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 119 rushing yards in addition to 58 receiving yards. With this performance, Lynch was the number 4 ranked running back for week 11. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Marion Barber, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 114 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 39 receiving yards.

“We’re happy we could pull this one out at the end,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Peyton Manning, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 320 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 1 rushing yards. With this performance, Manning was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 7 point effort from John Kasay, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 1 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“I’m really proud of our guys,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 10-2-1, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 5-8.

Coming up in week 12, Grid Iron Bullies are at the 3-9-1 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 1.0-point underdog, while the 6-6-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 25.2-point favorite, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 9-3-1 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 17.7-point favorite, while the 9-2-2 San Quentin Saints are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 12-point favorite.

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