The Helper Monkeys

Owner Info
Owner: Brian Stangl
 
 
 

Franchise History
1998 The Skittle Burn joined the league. After the draft their owner claimed “I have the best team in the league”, so after finishing 5-8 and tied for third place in the Western Division, and missed the playoffs by a tiebreaker, you could say the Skittle Burn had a disappointing season.
1999 With a record of 8-5, Skittle Burn finished third in the Eastern Division and just barely made the playoff by a tiebreaker. They then lost their first playoff game to the Wondrful Gazonks 86-66. The Skittle Burn franchise was then sold to Nugget the tortoise. Nugget then changed the team name to the Spam Bandits. Nugget saw the improvement of the team from a year ago, so he decided to keep Brian on as GM.
2001 Nugget and Brian are back again new and improved. They are now known as The Helper Monkeys. They finished with a record of 9-4, won the Eastern Division and got a first round bye. They won their first playoff game, but lost to The Undergarments in Fantasy Bowl VIII 85-70.

Franchise Stats
Year Record Pct. Division Pct. Pts. Agnst Playoffs Pct.
1998 5-8 .384 4-6 .400 960 962 0-0 .000
1999 8-5 .615 2-2 .500 871 851 0-1 .000
2001 9-4 .692 6-2 .750 989 953 1-1 .500
Total 22-17 .564 12-10 .545 2820 2766 1-2 .333

Team Season Records
Season Records Record Year
Most points for team (season) 989 2001
Least points for team (season) 871 1999
Most points against (season) 962 1998
Least points against (season) 851 1999
Most wins (season) 9 2001
Least wins (season) 5 1998

Individual Season Records
Season Records Record Player Year
Most points for a QB (season) 203 Brett Favre 1999
Most points for a RB (season) 211 Marshall Faulk 2001
Most points for a WR (season) 145 Germane Crowell 1999
Most points for a TE (season) 48 Freddie Jones 1998
Most points for a K (season) 95 Martin Gramatica 1999
Most points for a C (season) 24 Sea Coach 1999
Most points for a Def (season) 115 Stl Def 1999

Weekly Records
Weekly Records Record Player Year
Most points scored team (game) 129   week 2/1998
Least points scored team (game) 29   week 8/2001
Most points scored by QB (game) 37 Jake Plummer week 12/1998
Most points scored by RB (game) 40 Barry Sanders week 2/1998
Most points scored by WR (game) 31 Eric Moulds Week 11/2001
Most points scored by TE (game) 8 Frank Wycheck week 2/1999
Most points scored by K (game) 16 Doug Brien week 12/1999
Most points scored by Def (game) 12 Jacksonville Def week 10/1998
  12 Tampa Bay Def week 2/1998
  12 Pittsburgh Def week 3/2001

Postseason Records
Postseason Records Record Player Year
Most points scored team (playoff game) 94   2001
Least points scored team (playoff game) 66   1999
Most points scored by QB (playoff game) 23 Brett Favre 1999
Most points scored by RB (playoff game) 39 Marshall Faulk 2001
Most points scored by WR (playoff game) 13 Darnay Scott 1999
Most points scored by TE (playoff game) 3 Frank Wycheck 1999
Most points scored by K (playoff game) 6 Doug Brien 1999
Most points scored by Def (playoff game) 15 Pittsburgh Def 2001

Record vs. Other Teams
Team Season Playoffs
Greasy Weasels 0-2  
Elvis Impersonators 1-3  
Squishy Fuzz 1-2  
Vinny’s Gang 1-2  
The Undergarments 3-0 0-1
Z-Squad 2-1 1-0
The Wondrful Gazonks 2-1 0-1
Bad Attitudes 2-0  
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 1-1  
San Quentin Saints 1-1  
The Slim Shaggys 1-0  
Tainted Twizzlers 1-2  
The Something Stupids 1-2  
Sizzlin’ Sluts 1-0  
Evil Petting Zoo 0-1  
Caped Crusaders 1-0  
Raging Alcoholics 2-0  

2001 Roster
Pos Player Team How Acquired
QB Brad Johnson TB Drafted 6th round, 82nd overall.
QB Charllie Batch DET Drafted 9th round, 115th overall. On IR week 13.
QB Jeff Blake NO Drafted 13th round, 171st overall. Waived week 13.
QB Chris Weinke CAR Picked up week 1.
QB Mike McMahon DET Picked up week 13.
RB Marshall Faulk STL Drafted 1st round, 3rd overall.
RB Warrick Dunn TB Drafted 2nd round, 26th overall. On IR week 4, off IR week 6.
RB James Stewart DET Drafted 3rd round, 31st overall.
RB Olandis Gary DEN Drafted 8th round, 110th overall. On IR week 12, waived week 13.
RB Travis Prentice CLE/MIN Drafted 12th round, 166th overall. Waived week 4.
RB Aaron Steckler TB Pcked up week 4, waived week 6.
RB Lamont Warren DET Picked up week 7.
RB LaMont Jordan NYJ Picked up week 7.
WR Eric Moulds BUF Drafted 4th round, 54th overall.
WR Ed McCaffrey DEN Drafted 5th round, 59th overall. On IR week 2.
WR Marcus Robinson CHI Drafted 7th round, 87th overall. On IR week 1, off IR wk 1, on IR wk 7.
WR Freddie Mitchell PHI Drafted 10th round, 138th overall. Waived week 2.
WR Herman Moore DET Drafted 17th round, 227th overall. Waived week 1.
WR Hines Ward PIT Picked up week 1, waived week 2, picked up week 4
WR Eddie Kennison DEN/KC Picked up week 2, waived week 5.
WR Jerome Pathon IND Picked up week 2. On IR wk 7, off IR wk 10, on IR wk 11, waived wk 13.
WR Laveranues Coles NYJ Picked up week 5.
WR Larry Foster DET Picked up week 7, waived week 10.
WR Frank Sanders ARI Picked up week 12.
TE Cameron Cleeland NO Drafted 11th round, 143rd overall.
TE Anthony Becht NYJ Drafted 14th round, 194th overall.
TE Ed “Boo” Williams NO Picked up week 11.
K Mike Hollis JAC Drafted 15th round, 199th overall. Waived week 7.
K Jose Cortez SF Picked up week 4.
K Phil Dawson CLE Picked up week 13.
Def PIT Def PIT Drafted 16th round, 222nd overall.
Def CIN Def CIN Drafted 19th round, 255th overall. Waived week 1.
Def CAR Def CAR Picked up week 2, waived week 4.
C NO Coach NO Drafted 18th round, 250th overall.

1999 Roster
Pos Player Team How Acquired
QB Troy Aikman DAL Drafted 9th round, 121st overall.
QB Brett Favre GB Drafted 1st round, 9th overall.
QB Warren Moon KC Picked up week 1, waived week 2.
QB Jeff Lewis CAR Picked up week 2, waived week 2.
RB Gary Brown NYG Drafted 7th round, 93rd overall. On IR wk 2, off wk 4. On IR wk 8, waived wk8.
RB Terry Kirby CLE Drafted 6th round, 76th overall.
RB Natrone Means SD Drafted 3rd round, 37th overall. On IR week 8.
RB Ricky Williams NO Drafted 2nd round, 20th overall.
RB Sean Bennett NYG Picked up week 2, waived week 2. Picked up week 3, waived week3.
RB Michael Pittman ARI Picked up week 2, waived week 4. Picked up week 11.
RB Byron Hanspard ATL Picked up week 3, waived week 9.
RB Rashann Shehee KC Picked up week 8, waived week 12.
RB Kenny Bynum SD Picked up week 8, waived week 11.
RB Jonathan Linton BUF Picked up week 8.
WR Germane Crowell DET Drafted 18th round, 244th overall.
WR Troy Edwards PIT Drafted 8th round, 104th overall.
WR Carl Pickens CIN Drafted 10th round, 132nd overall.
WR Darnay Scott CIN Drafted 5th round, 65th overall.
WR Rod Smith DEN Drafted 4th round, 48th overall.
WR Tony Simmons NE Drafted 13th round, 177th overall. Waived week 2.
WR Marcus Pollard IND Picked up week 9.
WR Terrence Wilkins IND Picked up week 12.
TE Greg Clark CLE Drafted 12th round, 160th overall. On IR week 8, waived week 9.
TE Frank Wycheck TEN Drafted 11th round, 149th overall.
K Doug Brien NO Drafted 14th round, 188th overall.
K Martin Gramatica TB Drafted 17th round, 233rd overall.
Def Oakland Def OAK Drafted 15th round, 205th overall.
Def Chicago Def CHI Drafted 19th round, 260th overall. Waived week 1.
Def St. Louis Def STL Picked up week 2.
C Seattle Coach SEA Drafted 16th round, 216th overall.

1998 Roster
Pos Player Team How Acquired
QB Blake, Jeff CIN Drafted 17th Round, 195th overall, Waived week 1
QB Dilfer, Trent TB Drafted 11th Round, 123rd overall
QB Kramer, Erik CHI Drafted 19th Round, 219th overall
QB Plummer, Jake ARI Drafted 5th Round, 51st overall
RB Harris, Raymont GB Drafted 13th Round, 147th overall
RB Levens, Dorsey GB Drafted 2nd Round, 22nd overall
RB Means, Natrone SD Drafted 6th Round, 70th overall
RB Sanders, Barry DET Drafted 1st Round, 3rd overall
RB Holcombe, Robert STL Drafted 8th Round, 94th overall
RB Hill, Greg STL Picked up week 3
RB Zellars, Ray NO Picked up week 4, Waived week 5
RB Holmes, Darick GB Picked up week 12
WR Blackwell, Will PIT Drafted 15th Round, 171st overall, waived week 1
WR Bruce, Isaac STL Drafted 4th Round, 46th overall
WR Conway, Curtis CHI Drafted 7th Round, 75th overall
WR Shepherd, Leslie WAS Drafted 12th Round, 142nd overall
WR Smith, Jimmy JAC Drafted 3rd Round, 27th overall
WR Ismial, Raghib CAR Picked up week 5
TE Gonzalez, Tony KC Drafted 9th Round, 99th overall
TE Jones, Freddie SD Drafted 14th Round, 166th overall
K Peterson, Todd SEA Drafted 16th Round, 190th overall
K Daluiso, Brad NYG Picked up week 1, waived week 1
K Brien, Doug NO Picked up week 1
Def Tampa Bay Def TB Drafted 10th Round, 118th overall, Waived week 10
Def Jets Def NYJ Picked up week 1, Waived week 7
Def Jacksonville-Def JAC Picked up week 10
C Atlanta-Coach ATL Picked up week 7
C Giants-Coach NYG Drafted 18th Round, 214th overall
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