The Stupids

Owner Info
Owner: Kelly Johnson
 
 
 

Franchise History
1998 The Something Stupids joined the league. With a 5-8 record The Something Stupids finished tied for third in the Western Division, which was good enough for a Wild Card berth. They beat the Tainted Twizzlers in the first round, but then lost to the Elvis Impersonators 78-62 in the second round of the playoffs.
1999 With a record of 2-11, The Something Stupids finished fourth in the Central Division and failed to make the playoffs.

Franchise Stats
Year Record Pct. Division Pct. Pts. Agnst Playoffs Pct.
1998 5-8 .384 5-5 .500 812 877 1-1 .500
1999 2-11 .153 0-3 .000 827 987    
Total 7-19 .269 5-5 .384 1639 1864 1-1 .500

Team Season Records
Season Records Record Year
Most points for team (season) 827 1999
Least points for team (season) 812 1998
Most points against (season) 987 1999
Least points against (season) 877 1998
Most wins (season) 5 1998
Least wins (season) 2 1999

Individual Season Records
Season Records Record Player Year
Most points for a QB (season) 265 Kurt Warner 1999
Most points for a RB (season) 148 Ricky Watters 1999
Most points for a WR (season) 193 Marvin Harrison 1999
Most points for a TE (season) 33 Dave Moore 1998
Most points for a K (season) 112 Al Del Greco 1998
Most points for a C (season) 21 MIN Coach 1999
Most points for a Def (season) 66 ARI Def 1999

Weekly Records
Weekly Records Record Player Year
Most points scored team (game) 106   week 13/1998
Least points scored team (game) 31   week 6/1999
Most points scored by QB (game) 34 Randall Cunningham week 5/1998
Most points scored by RB (game) 34 Ricky Watters week 11/1999
Most points scored by WR (game) 28 Marvin Harrison week 2/1999
Most points scored by TE (game 9 Tony McGee week 13/1998
Most points scored by K (game) 15 Al Del Greco week 7/1998
Most points scored by Def (game) 13 MIN Def week 9/1999

Postseason Records
Postseason Records Record Player Year
Most points scored team (playoff game) 103   1998
Least points scored team (playoff game) 62   1998
Most points scored by QB (playoff game) 30 Randall Cunningham 1998
Most points scored by RB (playoff game) 10 Corey Dillon 1998
Most points scored by WR (playoff game) 24 Joey Galloway 1998
Most points scored by TE (playoff game) 0 Tony McGee 1998
Most points scored by K (playoff game) 12 Al Del Greco 1998
Most points scored by Def (playoff game) 5 ATL Def 1998

Record vs. Other Teams
Team Season Playoffs
Greasy Weasels 0-2  
Elvis Impersonators 0-3 0-1
Squishy Fuzz 0-2  
Vinny’s Gang 1-2  
Z-Squad 0-1  
The Wondrful Gazonks 0-2  
Skittle Burn 2-1  
Sizzlin’ Sluts 1-0  
Tainted Twizzlers 1-2 1-0
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 0-1  
The Undergarments 0-1  
Evil Petting Zoo 0-1  
Caped Crusaders 0-1  
Raging Alcoholics 2-0  

1999 Roster
Pos Player Team How Acquired
QB Billy Joe Hobert NO Drafted 11th round, 145th overall.
QB Cade McNown CHI Drafted 19th round, 257th overall.
QB Steve Young SF Drafted 1st round, 5th overall.
QB Kurt Warner STL Traded from Squishy Fuzz for Stephen Davis Week 9.
RB Tim Biakabutuka CAR Drafted 4th round, 52nd overall.
RB Stephen Davis WAS Drafted 17th round, 229th overall. Traded to Squisy Fuzz wk 9.
RB Barry Sanders DET Drafted 13th round, 173rd overall.
RB Tommy Vardell SF Drafted 15th round, 201st overall.
RB Ricky Watters SEA Drafted 2nd round, 24th overall.
WR Reidel Anthony TB Drafted 7th round, 89th overall.
WR Rae Carruth CAR Drafted 8th round, 108th overall.
WR Marvin Harrison IND Drafted 3rd round, 33rd overall.
WR Michael Jackson SEA Drafted 14th round, 192nd overall.
WR Frank Sanders ARI Drafted 5th round, 61st overall.
TE Mark Chmura GB Drafted 9th round 117th overall. Put on IR week 3.
TE Jeff Thomason GB Picked up week 3.
K Gary Anderson MIN Drafted 6th round, 80th overall.
K Matt Stover BAL Drafted 18th round, 248th overall.
Def ARI Def ARI Drafted 16th round, 220th overall.
Def MIN Def MIN Drafted 12th round, 164th overall.
C MIN Coach MIN Drafted 10th round, 136th overall.

1998 Roster
Pos Player Team How Acquired
QB Drew Bledsoe NE Drafted 2nd Round, 16th overall, Traded to Squishy Fuzz for Corey Dillion week 8
QB Randall Cunningham MIN Drafted 16th Round, 184th overall
QB Ryan Leaf SD Drafted 11th Round, 129th overall
RB Warrick Dunn TB Drafted 3rd Round, 33rd overall
RB Curtis Enis CHI Drafted 7th Round, 81st overall
RB Skip Hicks WAS Drafted 9th Round, 105th overall, Waived week 7
RB Lamar Smith NO Drafted 8th Round, 88th overall
RB Corey Dillion CIN From Squishy Fuzz week 8
WR Bert Emanuel TB Drafted 5th Round, 57th overall
WR Joey Galloway SEA Drafted 1st Round, 9th overall
WR Andre Hastings NO Drafted 15th Round, 177th overall
WR Ike Hilliard NYG Drafted 19th Round, 225th overall
WR Keyshawn Johnson NYJ Drafted 6th Round, 64th overall
WR Carl Pickens CIN Drafted 4th Round, 40th overall
TE Tony McGee CIN Drafted 10th Round, 112th overall
TE Dave Moore TB Drafted 18th Round, 208th overall
K Al Del Greco TEN Drafted 12th Round, 136th overall
K John Kasay CAR Drafted 13th Round, 153rd overall
Def WAS Def WAS Drafted 14th Round, 160th overall, Waived week 7
Def ATL Def ATL Picked up week 7
C DET Coach DET Picked up week 7
C WAS Coach WAS Drafted 17th Round, 201st overall