Sizzlin’ Sluts

| Owner Info |
|---|
| Owner: Josh Newman |
| Franchise History | |
|---|---|
| 1998 | The Sizzlin' Sluts joined the league. With a record of 7-6 the Sizzlin' Sluts finished fourth in the Eastern Division and failed to make the playoffs. |
| 1999 | The Sizzlin' Sluts finished with a record of 3-10 which was fourth in the Western Division. They failed to make the playoffs for the second straight year. |
Franchise Stats
| Year | Record | Pct. | Division | Pct. | Pts. | Agnst | Playoffs | Pct. |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1998 | 7-6 | .538 | 5-5 | .500 | 951 | 986 | 0-0 | .000 |
| 1999 | 3-10 | .230 | 2-2 | .500 | 790 | 925 | 0-0 | .000 |
| Total | 10-16 | .385 | 7-7 | .500 | 1741 | 1911 | 0-0 | .000 |
Team Season Records
| Season Records | Record | Year |
|---|---|---|
| Most points for team (season) | 951 | 1998 |
| Least points for team (season) | 790 | 1999 |
| Most points against (season) | 986 | 1998 |
| Least points against (season) | 925 | 1999 |
| Most wins (season) | 7 | 1998 |
| Least wins (season) | 3 | 1999 |
Individual Season Records
| Season Records | Record | Player | Year |
|---|---|---|---|
| Most points for a QB (season) | 226 | Steve Beuerlein | 1999 |
| Most points for a RB (season) | 161 | Curtis Martin | 1998 |
| Most points for a WR (season) | 159 | Antonio Freeman | 1998 |
| Most points for a TE (season) | 52 | Pete Mitchell | 1999 |
| Most points for a K (season) | 104 | John Hall | 1998 |
| Most points for a C (season) | 27 | SF Coach | 1998 |
| Most points for a Def (season) | 83 | NYG Def | 1998 |
Weekly Records
| Weekly Records | Record | Player | Year |
|---|---|---|---|
| Most points scored team (game) | 119 | week 1/1999 | |
| Least points scored team (game) | 35 | week 5/1999 | |
| Most points scored by QB (game) | 24 | Charlie Batch | week 5/1998 |
| Most points scored by RB (game) | 32 | Corey Dillon | week 13/1999 |
| Most points scored by WR (game) | 31 | Antonio Freeman | week 9/1998 |
| Most points scored by TE (game) | 12 | Pete Mitchell | week 10/1999 |
| Most points scored by K (game) | 16 | John Hall | week 13/1998 |
| Most points scored by Def (game) | 16 | NYG Def | week 1/1998 |
| 16 | NO Def | week 1/1999 |
Record vs. Other Teams
| Team | Season | Playoffs |
|---|---|---|
| Greasy Weasels | 0-3 | |
| Elvis Impersonators | 1-1 | |
| Squishy Fuzz | 2-1 | |
| Vinny's Gang | 1-1 | |
| The Something Stupids | 0-1 | |
| Z-Squad | 2-1 | |
| The Wondrful Gazonks | 0-3 | |
| Skittle Burn | 0-1 | |
| Tainted Twizzlers | 0-1 | |
| Hot Buttered Moose Nuts | 1-0 | |
| The Undergarments | 0-1 | |
| Evil Petting Zoo | 0-1 | |
| Caped Crusaders | 0-1 | |
| Flaming Bastards | 2-0 | |
| Raging Alcoholics | 1-0 |
1999 Roster
| Pos | Player | Team | How Acquired |
|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Steve Beuerlein | CAR | Drafted 8th Round, 112th overall |
| QB | Mark Brunell | JAC | Drafted 2nd Round, 28th overall |
| RB | Kimble Anders | KC | Drafted 14th Round, 196th overall |
| RB | Terrell Davis | DEN | Drafted 1st Round, 1st overall |
| RB | John Avery | MIA/DEN | Drafted 9th Round, 113th overall |
| RB | Corey Dillon | CIN | Drafted 3rd Round, 29th overall |
| WR | Sean Dawkins | SEA | Drafted 11th Round, 141th overall |
| WR | Michael Irvin | DAL | Drafted 5th Round, 57th overall |
| WR | Johnnie Morton | DET | Drafted 4th Round, 56th overall |
| WR | JJ Stokes | SF | Drafted 7th Round, 85th overall |
| WR | Torrance Small | PHI | Picked up week 1 |
| TE | Pete Mitchell | NYG | Drafted 13th Round, 169th overall |
| TE | OJ Santiago | ATL | Drafted 6th Round, 84th overall |
| K | Jeff Wilkins | STL | Drafted 15th Round, 197th overall |
| K | Chris Jacke | ARI | Picked up week 1 |
| Def | Atlanta Def | ATL | Drafted 10th Round, 140th overall |
| Def | NO Def | NO | Drafted 12th Round, 168th overall |
| C | ATL Coach | ATL | Drafted 17th Round, 225th overall |
| C | DAL Coach | DAL | Drafted 16th Round, 224th overall |
1998 Roster
| Pos | Player | Team | How Acquired |
|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dan Marino | MIA | Drafted 3rd Round, 32nd overall |
| QB | Scott Mitchell | DET | Drafted 5th Round, 56th overall, Waived Week 5 |
| QB | Eric Zeier | BAL | Picked up week 4 |
| QB | Charlie Batch | DET | Picked up week 5 |
| RB | Larry Centers | ARI | Drafted 10th Round, 113th overall, Waived week 8 |
| RB | Curtis Martin | NYJ | Drafted 1 Round, 8th overall |
| RB | Antowain Smith | BUF | Drafted 4th Round, 41st overall |
| RB | Tyrone Wheatley | NYG | Drafted 9th Round, 104th overall, Waived week 6 |
| RB | Gary Brown | NYG | Picked up week 6 |
| RB | Travis Jervey | GB | Picked up week 8 |
| WR | Antonio Freeman | GB | Drafted 2nd Round, 17th overall |
| WR | Terry Glenn | NE | Drafted 6th Round, 65th overall |
| WR | Courtney Hawkins | PIT | Drafted 18th Round, 209th overall, Waived Week 4, Picked up week 11 |
| WR | Jermaine Lewis | BAL | Drafted 13th Round, 152nd overall |
| WR | J.J. Stokes | SF | Drafted 11th Round, 128th overall |
| TE | Eric Green | BAL | Drafted 7th Round, 80th overall |
| TE | Irv Smith | SF | Drafted 14th Round, 161st overall, Waived week 10 |
| TE | Jay Riemersma | BUF | Picked up week 10 |
| K | John Hall | NYJ | Drafted 15th Round, 176th overall |
| K | Doug Pelfrey | CIN | Drafted 19th Round, 224th overall |
| Def | ARI Def | ARI | Drafted 12th Round, 137th overall |
| Def | NYG Def | NYG | Drafted 8th Round, 89th overall |
| Def | BUF Def | BUF | Picked up week 8, Waived week 11 |
| C | KC Coach | KC | Drafted 17th Round, 200th overall, Waived week 8 |
| C | SF Coach | SF | Drafted 16th Round, 185th overall |
