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Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Elvis Impersonators (114.25) at October Hunters (112.05)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 18, 2024) In a week 11 UFFLE contest, the 6-5 Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a strong 8-3 October Hunters team by a score of 114.25 to 112.05, silencing a partisan crowd of 76,393 at The Hunting Grounds.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 2.20 point victory by a 41.70 point effort from Taysom Hill, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 50 receiving yards in addition to 138 rushing yards. With this performance, Hill was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. In addition, Hill entered the UFFLE Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 24th-ranked individual weekly player score in league history and the all time top scoring TE. They also got help from a 23.85 point effort from Jordan Love, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 261 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 18 rushing yards.

“We’re tickled to death,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 27.85 point effort from Bo Nix, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 307 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 5 rushing yards. With this performance, Nix was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 21.40 point effort from Josh Jacobs, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 76 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 58 receiving yards.

“We don’t care about moral victories,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Compounding the issue, October Hunters could have scored 135.60 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like Jared Goff and his corresponding 34.70 points on the bench.

October Hunters drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 11.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 6-5, and drops October Hunters to a record of 8-3.

Coming up in week 12, October Hunters are at the 2-9 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 17.9-point underdog, while the 3-8 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 35.2-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Z-Squad 97.85 Greasy Weasels 90.15
The Lawn Wranglers 90.75 Grid Iron Bullies 78.40
The Undergarments 113.15 The Hellfish 100.65
Elvis Impersonators 114.25 October Hunters 112.05
Pickled Harrons 76.70 Bad Attitudes 55.80
Vinny’s Gang 51.40 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 110.95
The Slim Shaggys 66.80 Squishy Fuzz 103.45

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Greasy Weasels (108.4) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (92.1)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 11, 2024) In a week 10 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, the 5-5 Greasy Weasels pummeled a disappointing 2-8 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 108.40 to 92.10, silencing a partisan crowd of 66,169.

Greasy Weasels were helped out by a 49.90 point effort from Ja’Marr Chase, who tore apart the Baltimore Ravens defense for 264 receiving yards and 3 receiving TDs. With this performance, Chase was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. In addition, Chase entered the UFFLE Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 5th-ranked individual weekly player score in league history, and top WR score in league history. They also got help from a 13.50 point effort from Kareem Hunt, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 35 rushing yards in addition to 65 receiving yards.

“I was just doing my job,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out by a 31.80 point effort from Lamar Jackson, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 290 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 33 rushing yards. With this performance, Jackson was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 19.80 point effort from James Conner, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 33 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 80 receiving yards.

“I’m really proud of our guys,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeff Griffith said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 10.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 5-5, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 2-8.

Coming up in week 11, the 3-7 Vinny’s Gang are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 18.3-point favorite, while the 7-3 Z-Squad are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 2.5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 108.40 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 92.10
The Hellfish 72.45 October Hunters 81.00
Squishy Fuzz 83.75 Pickled Harrons 75.90
The Undergarments 96.40 Elvis Impersonators 62.85
Bad Attitudes 87.25 Z-Squad 88.90
Vinny’s Gang 69.30 The Lawn Wranglers 102.70
Grid Iron Bullies 61.00 The Slim Shaggys 53.85

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Greasy Weasels (80.25) at Z-Squad (81)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 4, 2024) In a week 9 UFFLE contest, the 6-3 Z-Squad squeaked by a mediocre 4-5 Greasy Weasels team by a score of 81.00 to 80.25, behind the support of 67,993 faithful fans at Frozen Tundra.

Z-Squad were led to their 0.75 point victory by a 25.80 point effort from Derrick Henry, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 106 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 27 receiving yards. With this performance, Henry was the number 3 ranked running back for week 9. They also got help from a 14.10 point effort from Jahmyr Gibb, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 65 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 11 receiving yards.

“We brought our A-game,” Z-Squad coach Joshua Brecht said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 25.50 point effort from Garrett Wilson, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 90 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Wilson was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 9. They also got help from a 18.20 point effort from Kareem Hunt, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 106 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 11 receiving yards.

“I tip my hat to them,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 118.85 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Geno Smith and his corresponding 28.75 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 6-3, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 4-5.

Coming up in week 10, Greasy Weasels are at the 2-7 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 2-point favorite, while the 2-7 Bad Attitudes are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 18.3-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
The Undergarments 108.10 Vinny’s Gang 98.55
Greasy Weasels 80.25 Z-Squad 81.00
Pickled Harrons 72.65 The Lawn Wranglers 58.30
Bad Attitudes 94.65 The Hellfish 120.30
Elvis Impersonators 69.45 Squishy Fuzz 91.80
Grid Iron Bullies 70.25 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 83.30
The Slim Shaggys 70.55 October Hunters 74.55

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Squishy Fuzz (103.2) at The Hellfish (103.7)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 28, 2024) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, the 5-3 The Hellfish squeaked by a mediocre 4-4 Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 103.70 to 103.20, behind the support of 69,080 faithful fans.

The Hellfish were led to their 0.50 point victory by a 26.60 point effort from Baker Mayfield, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 330 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 11 rushing yards. With this performance, Mayfield was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 20.00 point effort from Travis Kelce, who got by the Las Vegas Raiders defense for 90 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“This was a good win for us,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 27.60 point effort from Brock Purdy, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 260 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 56 rushing yards. With this performance, Purdy was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 21.40 point effort from Joe Mixon, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 102 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 32 receiving yards.

“They own us,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Causing further embarrassment, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 142.50 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Cedric Tillman and his corresponding 25.40 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 5-3, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 4-4.

Coming up in week 9, the 2-6 Bad Attitudes are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 15.8-point favorite, while the 5-3 Elvis Impersonators are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 25.7-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
The Lawn Wranglers 118.00 Bad Attitudes 87.00
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 61.80 Z-Squad 107.65
Squishy Fuzz 103.20 The Hellfish 103.70
October Hunters 130.85 Pickled Harrons 87.90
Elvis Impersonators 89.30 The Slim Shaggys 80.25
Vinny’s Gang 98.45 Greasy Weasels 85.45
Grid Iron Bullies 66.80 The Undergarments 107.70

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Squishy Fuzz (120.9) at Z-Squad (113.5)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 22, 2024) In a week 7 UFFLE matchup, the 4-3 Squishy Fuzz squeaked by a tough 4-3 Z-Squad team by a score of 120.90 to 113.50, silencing a partisan crowd of 62,974 at Frozen Tundra.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 7.40 point victory by a 25.40 point effort from Joe Mixon, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 115 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 9 receiving yards. With this performance, Mixon was the number 4 ranked running back for week 7. They also got help from a 25.30 point effort from Brock Purdy, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 212 passing yards in addition to 27 rushing yards.

“We snatched victory out of the jaws of defeat,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 30.00 point effort from Jahmyr Gibbs, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 116 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 44 receiving yards. With this performance, Gibbs was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 24.70 point effort from Derrick Henry, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 169 rushing yards in addition to 13 receiving yards.

“It’s going to be a long plane ride home,” Z-Squad coach Joshua Brecht said.

Compounding the issue, Z-Squad could have scored 140.45 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Joshua Brecht left key players like Kyler Murray and his corresponding 22.65 points on the bench.

Z-Squad drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 12 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 7.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 4-3, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 4-3.

Coming up in week 8, the 1-6 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 21.7-point favorite, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 4-3 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 10.6-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Vinny’s Gang 35.95 October Hunters 72.50
Pickled Harrons 60.35 The Lawn Wranglers 70.35
Elvis Impersonators 112.50 The Hellfish 96.20
Bad Attitudes 76.05 Greasy Weasels 85.85
The Undergarments 103.45 The Slim Shaggys 88.20
Squishy Fuzz 120.90 Z-Squad 113.50
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 70.35 Grid Iron Bullies 76.20

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

October Hunters (85.65) at The Undergarments (74)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 14, 2024) In a week 6 UFFLE intra-divisional contest, the 4-2 October Hunters beat a strong 4-2 The Undergarments team by a score of 85.65 to 74.00, silencing a partisan crowd of 61,221.

October Hunters were led to their 11.65 point victory by a 25.25 point effort from Jared Goff, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 315 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 5 rushing yards. With this performance, Goff was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 6. They also got help from a 17.20 point effort from J.K. Dobbins, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 96 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 6 receiving yards.

“They gave us a big scare,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.50 point effort from Jalen Hurts, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 264 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 33 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16.80 point effort from Tony Pollard, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 93 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.

“We didn’t get the job done,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Undergarments could have scored 85.85 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Josh Allen and his corresponding 24.55 points on the bench.

This brings the record for October Hunters to 4-2, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 4-2.

Coming up in week 7, the 2-4 Vinny’s Gang are at October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 26.1-point favorite, while The Undergarments are at the 5-1 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 13.8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 105.20 The Hellfish 88.75
Squishy Fuzz 96.55 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 62.25
October Hunters 85.65 The Undergarments 74.00
Bad Attitudes 73.40 Vinny’s Gang 106.40
Elvis Impersonators 80.00 Grid Iron Bullies 63.95
The Slim Shaggys 87.80 Pickled Harrons 63.40
Z-Squad 100.20 The Lawn Wranglers 54.35

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Greasy Weasels (136.4) at The Undergarments (113.85)

MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 7, 2024) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional contest, the 2-3 Greasy Weasels pummeled a strong 4-1 The Undergarments team by a score of 136.40 to 113.85, silencing a partisan crowd of 60,369. With their 136.40 points, Greasy Weasels is now the proud record-holder of the 24th-highest weekly point total in league history.

Greasy Weasels were helped out by a 36.30 point effort from Ja’Marr Chase, who tore apart the Baltimore Ravens defense for 193 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Chase was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 24.40 point effort from Geno Smith, who got by the New York Giants defense for 284 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 72 rushing yards.

“This team has finally learned how to win,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

The Undergarments were helped out by a 25.40 point effort from Tank Bigsby, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 101 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 28 receiving yards. With this performance, Bigsby was the number 1 ranked running back for week 5. They also got help from a 17.00 point effort from Younghoe Koo, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

The Undergarments drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 12 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 5.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 2-3, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 4-1.

Coming up in week 6, Greasy Weasels are at the 4-1 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 8.7-point favorite, while the 3-2 October Hunters are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 16.6-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 136.40 The Undergarments 113.85
The Lawn Wranglers 105.25 Squishy Fuzz 70.60
October Hunters 90.30 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 78.60
Bad Attitudes 82.35 The Slim Shaggys 60.10
Elvis Impersonators 91.40 Vinny’s Gang 97.50
Z-Squad 92.15 The Hellfish 72.10
Grid Iron Bullies 98.20 Pickled Harrons 90.65

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Grid Iron Bullies (65.85) at Bad Attitudes (81.65)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 30, 2024) In a week 4 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, the 1-3 Bad Attitudes pummeled a tough 2-2 Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 81.65 to 65.85, behind the support of 71,707 faithful fans.

Bad Attitudes were helped out by a 15.90 point effort from Aaron Jones, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 93 rushing yards in addition to 46 receiving yards. They also got help from a 15.60 point effort from Christian Kirk, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 61 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We managed to eke out a win,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out by a 26.35 point effort from Jayden Daniels, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 233 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 47 rushing yards. With this performance, Daniels was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 4. They also got help from a 18.90 point effort from Brian Thomas Jr., who got by the Houston Texans defense for 86 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 13 rushing yards.

“We only have to look in the mirror,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Compounding the issue, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 117.15 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Kenneth Walker III and his corresponding 31.60 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 1-3, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 2-2.

Coming up in week 5, Bad Attitudes are at the 4-0 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 14.1-point underdog, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 2-2 Pickled Harrons, where Pickled Harrons are an early 5.9-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 99.75 Elvis Impersonators 122.30
Grid Iron Bullies 65.85 Bad Attitudes 81.65
Z-Squad 113.10 October Hunters 78.60
The Slim Shaggys 81.45 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 58.00
Vinny’s Gang 56.15 Squishy Fuzz 78.45
The Undergarments 115.05 The Lawn Wranglers 73.85
The Hellfish 107.45 Pickled Harrons 81.30

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Elvis Impersonators (94.35) at Z-Squad (88.25)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 23, 2024) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, the 1-2 Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a mediocre 1-2 Z-Squad team by a score of 94.35 to 88.25, silencing a partisan crowd of 62,477 at Frozen Tundra.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 6.10 point victory by a 24.20 point effort from Malik Nabers, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 78 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs in addition to 4 rushing yards. With this performance, Nabers was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 3. They also got help from a 21.85 point effort from Justin Fields, who got by the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 245 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 6 rushing yards.

“Our fans were the 12th man today,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 29.90 point effort from Derrick Henry, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 151 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 23 receiving yards. With this performance, Henry was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 17.85 point effort from Kyler Murray, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 207 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 45 rushing yards.

“We didn’t get the job done,” Z-Squad coach Joshua Grosz said.

Causing further embarrassment, Z-Squad could have scored 94.95 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Joshua Grosz left key players like Jerry Jeudy and his corresponding 6.70 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 1-2, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 1-2.

Coming up in week 4, the 1-2 Greasy Weasels are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 4-point favorite, while Z-Squad are at the 2-1 October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 12.8-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
October Hunters 61.75 Greasy Weasels 105.70
Elvis Impersonators 94.35 Z-Squad 88.25
Bad Attitudes 72.50 The Hellfish 121.85
The Undergarments 121.15 Vinny’s Gang 93.35
Squishy Fuzz 65.25 Grid Iron Bullies 102.05
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 69.60 Pickled Harrons 107.30
The Lawn Wranglers 63.15 The Slim Shaggys 92.05

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The Undergarments (82.85) at Bad Attitudes (80.7)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 16, 2024) In a week 2 UFFLE matchup, the 2-0 The Undergarments squeaked by a hapless 0-2 Bad Attitudes team by a score of 82.85 to 80.70, silencing a partisan crowd of 77,458.

The Undergarments were led to their 2.15 point victory by a 21.30 point effort from Justin Jefferson, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 133 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 17.40 point effort from Amon-Ra St. Brown, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 119 receiving yards.

“This team shows a lot of resiliency,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 17.10 point effort from George Kittle, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 76 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Kittle was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 2. They also got help from a 15.50 point effort from Trevor Lawrence, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 220 passing yards in addition to 45 rushing yards.

“Give them all the credit,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Compounding the issue, Bad Attitudes could have scored 90.50 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Zach Ertz and his corresponding 8.20 points on the bench.

The Undergarments took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 2.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 2-0, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, Bad Attitudes are at the 2-0 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 4.8-point favorite, while The Undergarments are at the 0-2 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 7.6-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
The Lawn Wranglers 69.90 Greasy Weasels 59.60
The Hellfish 96.65 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 89.65
October Hunters 100.95 Squishy Fuzz 89.70
The Undergarments 82.85 Bad Attitudes 80.70
Pickled Harrons 122.10 Elvis Impersonators 98.75
Vinny’s Gang 89.25 The Slim Shaggys 118.70
Z-Squad 116.50 Grid Iron Bullies 59.80