Elvis Impersonators

Owner Info
Owner: Brandon Mannie
E-mail: thefunctionalpractice@gmail.com
From: Lakeville, MN
Cell #: 612-325-0365

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[ History | Stats | Season Records | Weekly Records | Postseason Records | vs. Teams | Last Season Roster ]

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Trophies

Franchise History
1992	Elvis Impersonators were formed, competing weekly against the Greasy Weasels.
1997	With a 7-6 record, the Elvis Impersonators finished second in the Western Division. They make the playoffs as a Wild Card team. They won their first game against the Mighty Ballcrushers and then lose their second playoff game to the Flaming Bastards 75-71.
1998	With a 12-0-1 record, the Elvis Impersonators become the first team to go through a season unbeaten. The Elvis Impersonators were Western Division Champions, and were heavy favorites to win Fantasy Bowl V. They were upset in Fantasy Bowl V by The Wondrful Gazonks 80-42.
1999	The Elvis Impersonators had a disappointing season finishing 2-10-1. They finished fifth in the Western Division and failed to make the playoffs.
2000	With a 8-4-1 record the Elvis Impersonators failed to win the Western Division. They made the playoffs as a wild card team and went on to win Fantasy Bowl VII. They beat Squishy Fuzz 82-63 in Fantasy Bowl VII.
2001	Elvis Impersonators won the Western Division with a 10-2-1 record. They had a first round bye, but lost their first playoff game to The Undergarments 81-47.
2002	Elvis Impersonators finished with a 12-4 record. They just missed out of getting back to back Western Division titles. They won their first playoff game, but then lost in the second round to Z-Squad 74-69.
2003	Elvis Impersonators finished fourth in the Western Division with a 6-10 record. It was only their second ever loosing season and the second time that they missed the playoffs.
2004	Elvis Impersonators finished third in the Western Division with a 9-7 records. They made the playoffs as a wild card team. They beat the Twee Twerps in the first round, but then lost to The Slim Shaggys 66-63 in the second round.
2005	Elvis Impersonators finished fourth in the Western Division with a 5-10-1 record. They missed the playoffs for the third time in franchise history.
2006	Elvis Impersonators set the record for most wins in a season with an incredible 15-1 record. They finished first in the Western Division, but lost their first playoff game in the second round to Vinny's Gang.
2007	The Elvis Impersonators finished third in the Western Division with a 7-9 record and failed to make the playoffs.
2008	Elvis Impersonators bounced back from their losing season in 2007, to win Fantasy Bowl XV. They finished first in the Western Division with an 11-4-1 record. They then went on to beat Squishy Fuzz 85-67 in Fantasy Bowl XV. It was the second Fantasy Bowl championship for the Elvis Impersonators.
2009	The Elvis Impersonators defended their Western Division championship by finishing the season 13-3, but failed to defend their Fantasy Bowl title. They lost their first playoff game in the second round against the Greasy Weasels 97-89.
2010	Elvis Impersonators only had an 8-8 record, but that was good enough for second place in the North Division, and a fifth seed in the playoffs. They lost their playoff game against the Greasy Weasels 105-68.

Franchise Stats

Year	Record	Pct.	Division	Pct.	Pts.	Agnst	Playoffs	Pct.
1997	7-6	.538	4-4	.500	919	921	1-1	.500
1998	12-0-1	.961	10-0	1.000	1003	750	1-1	.500
1999	2-10-1	.192	0-3-1	.000	611	955
2000	8-4-1	.653	6-2	.750	903	863	3-0	1.000
2001	10-2-1	.807	5-2-1	.687	1100	898	0-1	.000
2002	12-4	.750	5-3	.625	1445	1209	1-1	.500
2003	6-10	.375	3-5	.375	1056	1103
2004	9-7	.562	3-5	.375	1302	1269	1-1	.500
2005	5-10-1	.344	1-7	.125	1145	1237
2006	15-1	.938	8-0	1.000	1481	1105	0-1	.000
2007	7-9	.438	4-4	.500	1120	1276
2008	11-4-1	.719	6-1-1	.812	1372	1106	2-0	1.000
2009	13-3	.812	6-2	.750	1507	1230	0-1	.000
2010	8-8	.500	7-5	.583	1407	1338	0-1	.000
2011	8-8	.500	6-6	.500	1283	1212
2012	7-6	.538	3-3	.500	1043	1050	0-1	.000
2013	8-5	.615	4-2	.667	1154	1024	3-0	1.000
2014	7-6	.538	5-1	.833	1094	1018	1-1	.500
2015	7-6	.538	5-1	.833	1058	1012
2016	8-5	.615	4-2	.667	1213	1059	0-1	.000
2017	9-4	.692	4-2	.667	1041	969	1-1	.500
2018	10-3	.769	4-1	.800	1338	996	0-1	.000
2019	9-4	.692	7-3	.700	1333	1091	3-0	1.000
2020	Did	Not	Play
2021	10-4	.714	6-0	1.000	1414.25	1260.25	2-0	1.000
2022	4-10	.286	4-2	.667	1041.9	1285.7
2023	5-9	.357	3-3	.500	1210.7	1295.9
Total	217-148-6	.593	123-69-3	.638	30,594.85	28,532.85	19-13	.594

Team Season Records

Season Records	Record	Year
Most points for team (season)	1507	2009
Least points for team (season)	611*	1999
Most points against (season)	1338	2010
Least points against (season)	750*	1998
Most wins (season)	15	2006
Least wins (season)	2	1999
*13 game season. 16 game seasons started in 2002. 13 game seasons started again in 2012.

Individual Season Records

Record	Player	Year
Most points for a QB (season)
342	Patrick Mahomes	2018
333.6	Tom Brady	2021
294	Drew Brees	2016
263	Tom Brady	2012
260.7	Jordan Love	2023
Most points for a RB (season)
319	Priest Holmes	2002
268	Terrell Davis	1998
268	Christian McCaffrey	2019
250	Arian Foster	2010
249	Larry Johnson	2006
Most points for a WR (season)
195.2	D.J. Moore	2023
171	Julio Jones	2015
164	Mike Evans	2016
163	Brandon Lloyd	2010
160	Michael Thomas	2019
Most points for a TE (season)
117	Gary Barnidge	2015
110	Dallas Clark	2009
107.2	Taysom Hill	2023
105	Pat Freiermuth	2021
103.8	Taysom Hill	2022
Most points for a K (season)
126	Greg Joseph	2021
121	Mason Crosby	2013
116	Jeff Wilkins	2006
114	Matt Bryant	2008
113	Brandon McManus	2016
Most points for a C (season)
33	MIN Coach	1998
30	SD Coach	2006
27	MIA Coach	2001
27	STL Coach	2003
27	DEN Coach	2005
27	BAL Coach	2011
Most points for a Def (season)
116	BAL Def	2006
111	KC Def	2013
110	DAL Def	2023
102	NE Def	2012
100	DAL Def	2021

Weekly Records

Record	Player	Year
Most points scored team (game)
158.65		Week 5/2021
158		Week 5/2019
143		Week 13/2001
138		Week 1/2016
135		Week 9/2018
Least points scored team (game)
25		Week 9/1999
30		Week 6/1999
37		Week 7/1999
37		Week 2/2004
40		Week 10/1999
40		Week 13/1999
Most points scored by QB (game)
43	Patrick Mahomes	Week 11/2018
39	Carson Palmer	Week 2/2007
38	Deshaun Watson	Week 8/2017
37	Elvis Grbac	Week 10/2000
36.85	Tom Brady	Week 5/2021
Most points scored by RB (game)
48	Priest Holmes	Week 12/2002
41	Larry Johnson	Week 8/2006
41	Arian Foster	Week 1/2010
41	Christian McCaffrey	Week 5/2019
40	Arian Foster	Week 7/2011
Most points scored by WR (game)
36	Randy Moss	Week 10/2001
33.1	CeeDee Lamb	Week 8/2024
33	Marvin Harrison	Week 4/2003
30	Torry Holt	Week 4/2000
30	Peerless Price	Week 2/2002
30	Michael Thomas	Week 5/2019
Most points scored by TE (game)
41.7	Taysom Hill	Week 11/2024
29	Alge Crumpler	Week 7/2006
24	Dallas Clark	Week 2/2009
24	Jordan Cameron	Week 3/2013
24	Martellus Bennett	Week 5/2016
Most points scored by K (game)
26	Jake Moody	Week 1/2024
21	Jeff Wilkins	Week 1/2006
20	Mason Crosby	Week 5/2013
19	David Akers	Week 10/2001
19	Mike Hollis	Week 2/2002
Most points scored by Def (game)
32	SF Def	Week 4/2009
28	DAL Def	Week 1/2023
24	BAL Def	Week 12/2006
24	BAL Def	Week 4/2011
23	STL Def	Week 13/2014

Postseason Records

Record	Player	Year
Most points scored team (playoff game)
159		Round 2/2013
137		Round 1/2014
136		Round 1/2013
111		Round 2/2000
110		Round 1/2017
Least points scored team (playoff game)
41		Round 1/2016
42		Winkenbowl V
47		Round 2/2001
53		Round 2/2014
63		Round 2/2004
Most points scored by QB (playoff game)
37	Josh McCown	Round 1/2013
33	Jeff Garcia	Round 1/2002
26	Aaron Brooks	Round 2/2000
26	Tom Brady	Round 1/2012
26	Ryan Tannehill	Round 2/2019
Most points scored by RB (playoff game)
51	Jamaal Charles	Round 2/2013
49	Mike Anderson	Round 1/2000
30	Michael Turner	Round 1/2010
29	Le'Veon Bell	Round 1/2017
28	Christian McCaffrey	Round 2/2019
Most points scored by WR (playoff game)
31	Julio Jones	Round 1/2014
26	Marvin Harrison	Round 2/2006
23	Andre Rison	Round 1/1997
22	Torry Holt	Winkenbowl VII
21	Dez Bryant	Round 2/2013
Most points scored by TE (playoff game)
21	Dallas Clark	Round 2/2009
21	Zach Ertz	Round 1/2019
19	Trey Burton	Round 1/2017
18	Troy Drayton	Round 2/1997
14	Martellus Bennett	Round 1/2014
Most points scored by K (playoff game)
17	Phil Dawson	Round 2/2013
17	Mike Badgley	Round 1/2018
16	Olindo Mare	Round 2/1997
16	Phil Dawson	Round 1/2013
13	Rian Lindell	Winkenbowl XV
Most points scored by Def (playoff game)
21	STL Def	Round 1/2014
20	KC Def	Round 1/2013
19	BUF Def	Round 2/2004
19	DAL Def	Round 2/2021
13	BUF Def	Round 1/2004
13	KC Def	Round 2/2013

Record vs. Other Teams

Team	Season	Playoffs
Bad Attitudes	13-8	2-0
Greasy Weasels	19-16-1	3-3
Grid Iron Bullies	11-5	0-1
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts	13-9	2-0
October Hunters	5-7
Pickled Harrons	1-3
Squishy Fuzz	13-14-1	3-1
The Hellfish	20-15-1	0-1
The Lawn Wranglers	2-2	1-0
The Slim Shaggys	28-10-1	1-2
The Undergarments	9-13	2-1
Vinny's Gang	27-13-1	0-1
Z-Squad	15-10	0-2
Twee Twerps / Tainted Twizzlers	14-7	3-0
League Average	1-0
The Wondrful Gazonks	13-7	0-1
San Quentin Saints	4-5-1
Palolo Valley Tide	1-0
Skittle Burn/The Helper Monkeys	3-1
Biznatchers	2-0
The Something Stupids	3-0	1-0
Sizzlin' Sluts	1-1
Evil Petting Zoo	0-1
Caped Crusaders	0-1
Raging Alcoholics	2-0
Savage Cannibals	0-1
Lobos De Trasero	1-0
Broncos	1-0
Mighty Ballcrushers	0-2	1-0
#1 Super Guys	1-1

2023 Roster

Pos	Player	Team	How Acquired
QB	Brady, Tom	TB	Drafted 8th round, 109th overall in 2021. Cut before 2023 draft.
QB	Love, Jordan	GB	Picked up week 1 in 2021.
QB	Watson, Deshaun	CLE	Picked up week 3 in 2021.
QB	Huntley, Tyler	BAL	Picked up week 1 in 2022. Dropped week 1 in 2023.
QB	Dalton, Andy	NO	Picked up week 5 in 2022. Dropped week 1 in 2023.
QB	White, Mike	NYJ	Picked up week 13 in 2022. Dropped week 1 in 2023.
QB	Walker, P.J.	CLE	Picked up week 6 in 2023. Dropped week 9 in 2023.
QB	Taylor, Tyrod	NYG	Picked up week 6 in 2023. Dropped week 7 in 2023.
QB	Fields, Justin	CHI	From Squishy Fuzz week 6 in 2023.
QB	Darnold, Sam	SF	Picked up week 8 in 2023. Dropped week 9 in 2023.
QB	Heinicke, Taylor	ATL	Picked up week 9 in 2023. Dropped week 11 in 2023.
RB	Montgomery, David	CHI	Drafted 3rd round, 32nd overall in 2021.
RB	Dillon, AJ	GB	Drafted 6th round, 81st overall in 2021.
RB	Hubbard, Chuba	CAR	Drafted 12th round, 165th overall in 2021. Dropped week 6 in 2022. Picked up week 7 in 2022.
RB	Wilson, Jeffery	SF	From The Lawn Wranglers in week 4 in 2021.
RB	Vaughn, Ke'Shawn	TB	Picked up week 17 in 2021. Cut before 2023 draft.
RB	Mason, Jordan	SF	Picked up week 1 in 2022. Dropped week 1 in 2023. Picked up week 6 in 2023.
RB	Johnson, D'Ernest	CLE	Picked up week 8 in 2022. Dropped week 1 in 2023.
RB	Achane, Devon (R)	MIA	Drafted 2nd round, 21st overall in 2023.
RB	Dowdle, Rico	DAL	Drafted 2nd round, 25th overall in 2023.
RB	Evans, Chris	CIN	Drafted 5th round, 63rd overall in 2023. Dropped week 9 in 2023.
RB	Ahmed, Salvon	MIA	Picked up week 1 in 2023. Dropped week 6 in 2023.
RB	Gaskin, Myles	MIN	Picked up week 1 in 2023. Dropped week 2 in 2023.
RB	Brooks, Chris (R)	MIA	Picked up week 1 in 2023. Dropped week 2 in 2023.
RB	Fournette, Leonard	FA	Picked up week 2 in 2023. Dropped week 4 in 2023. Picked up week 7 in 2023. Dropped week 8 in 2023. Picked up week 9 in 2023. Dropped week 13 in 2023.
RB	Hunt, Kareem	FA	Picked up week 2 in 2023.
RB	Reynolds, Craig	DET	Picked up week 3 in 2023. Dropped week 4 in 2023.
RB	Taylor, Patrick	GB	Picked up week 3 in 2023. Dropped week 4 in 2023.
RB	Abannikanda, Israel (R)	NYJ	Picked up week 11 in 2023.
RB	Goodson, Tyler	IND	Picked up week 16 in 2023.
WR	Moore, D.J.	CAR	Drafted 5th round, 60th overall in 2021.
WR	Marshall, Terrace	CAR	Drafted 13th round, 172nd overall in 2021.
WR	Brown, Marquise	ARI	From The Lawn Wranglers in week 4 in 2021.
WR	McKenzie, Isaiah	BUF	Picked up week 17 in 2021. Dropped week 1 in 2023.
WR	Cooks, Brandin	HOU	From Grid Iron Bullies in 2022.
WR	Shepard, Sterling	NYG	Picked up week 2 in 2022. Dropped week 1 in 2023.
WR	Brown, Noah	DAL	Picked up week 3 in 2022.
WR	Sherfield, Trent	MIA	Picked up week 8 in 2022. Dropped week 1 in 2023.
WR	Moore, Elijah	CLE	From October Hunters in 2023.
WR	Flowers, Zay (R)	BAL	Drafted 1st round, 6th overall in 2023.
WR	Addison, Jordan (R)	MIN	Drafted 1st round, 7th overall in 2023. To Squishy Fuzz week 6 in 2023.
WR	Berrios, Braxton	MIA	Picked up week 3 in 2023. Dropped week 7 in 2023.
WR	Bobo, Jake (R)	SEA	Picked up week 8 in 2023.
TE	Freiermuth, Pat	PIT	Drafted 16th round, 221st overall in 2021.
TE	Hill, Taysom	NO	Picked up week 9 in 2021.
TE	Moreau, Foster	LV	Picked up week 13 in 2021. Dropped week 1 in 2023.
TE	Kincaid, Dalton (R)	BUF	Drafted 1st round, 12th overall in 2023.
K	Joseph, Greg	MIN	Picked up week 1 in 2021. Dropped week 8 in 2023.
K	Moody, Jake (R)	SF	Drafted 4th round, 49th overall in 2023.
K	Pineiro, Eddy	CAR	Picked up week 9 in 2023. Dropped week 10 in 2023.
Def	Cowboys, Dallas	DAL	Picked up week 5 in 2021. Dropped week 2 in 2022. Picked up week 3 in 2022.
Def	Raiders, Las Vegas	LV	Picked up week 7 in 2023. Dropped week 8 in 2023.