Draft Rules
Each August there will be a 5 round rookie/free agent straight draft. Draft order will be determined by the following criteria. On Super Bowl Sunday there will be a random lottery draw for the eight non-playoff teams for the first eight picks Picks 9-14 will be playoff teams based on seed Fantasy Bowl loser gets pick 13 Fantasy Bowl winner gets pick 14

2025 Draft Order

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9.	The Slim Shaggys
10.	The Lawn Wranglers
11.	Squishy Fuzz
12.	Z-Squad
13.	The Undergarments
14.	October Hunters

Drafts Summary

Year	#1 Pick	Team	Last Pick	Team
1996	Emmitt Smith	Squishy Fuzz	Stan Humphries	Squishy Fuzz
1997	Brett Favre	Greasy Weasels	Olindo Mare	Elvis Impersonators
1998	Terrell Davis	Elvis Impersonators	Keith Byars	Z-Squad
1999	Terrell Davis	Sizzlin' Sluts	Joe Montgomery	The Undergarments
2000	Edgerrin James	Greasy Weasels	Doug Pelfrey	The Wondrful Gazonks
2001	Edgerrin James	The Slim Shaggys	Jon Kitna	Bad Attitudes
2002	Shaun Alexander	Bad Attitudes	Brandon Stokley	The Hellfish
2003	Donovan McNabb	The Slim Shaggys	Steve Mariucci	The Hellfish
2004	Shaun Alexander	San Quentin Saints	Freddie Mitchell	The Slim Shaggys
2005	Ladainian Tomlinson	The Undergarments	Bill Parcells	The Slim Shaggys
2006	Clinton Portis	The Slim Shaggys	Antowain Smith	Bad Attitudes
2007	Rudi Johnson	Twee Twerps	Ted Ginn Jr.	Twee Twerps
2008	Steven Jackson	Twee Twerps	Andre Hall	San Quentin Saints
2009	Matt Forte	Grid Iron Bullies	TB Def	The Slim Shaggys
2010	Maurice Jones-Drew	The Slim Shaggys	Jeff Fischer	Grid Iron Bullies
2011	Adrian Peterson	The Wondrful Gazonks	David Buehler	Grid Iron Bullies
2012	Ray Rice	Z-Squad	Jerome Simpson	The Wondrful Gazonks
2013	Jamaal Charles	Elvis Impersonators	Vince Young	Hot Buttered Moose Nuts
2014	LeSean McCoy	Vinny's Gang	Ryan Fitzpatrick	Elvis Impersonators
2015	Adrian Peterson	Z-Squad	Jeff Fischer	The Undergarments
2016	Ezekiel Elliott	The Undergarments	Gus Bradley	Z-Squad
2017	Le'Veon Bell	Elvis Impersonators	Eli Rogers	Twee Twerps
2018	Saquon Barkley	October Hunters	Danny Amendola	The Slim Shaggys
2019	Dalvin Cook	Elvis Impersonators	Mecole Hardman	The Hellfish
2020	Michael Thomas	Squishy Fuzz	Denzel Mims	The Slim Shaggys
2021	Christian McCaffrey	Vinny's Gang	Kadarius Toney	The Undergarments
2022	Breece Hall	The Hellfish	Green Bay Def	Grid Iron Bullies
2023	Bijan Robinson	Hot Buttered Moose Nuts	Tucker Kraft	Bad Attitudes
2024	Marvin Harrison Jr.	The Lawn Wranglers	Jordan Whittington	Vinny's Gang
2025	Ashton Jeanty	Pickled Harrons	Green Bay Def	October Hunters