Evil Petting Zoo
| Owner Info |
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| Owner: Joe Mueller & Patrick Duffy |
| Trophies |
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| Franchise History | |
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| 1999 | Evil Petting Zoo joined the league. With a record of 11-2, the Evil Petting Zoo were Eastern Division Champions. They had a bye in the first round of the playoffs, but lost in the second round to the Greasy Weasels 103-92. |
Franchise Stats
| Year | Record | Pct. | Division | Pct. | Pts. | Agnst | Playoffs | Pct. |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1999 | 11-2 | .846 | 3-1 | .750 | 1006 | 811 | 0-1 | .000 |
| Total | 11-2 | .846 | 3-1 | .750 | 1006 | 811 | 0-1 | .000 |
Team Season Records
| Season Records | Record | Year |
|---|---|---|
| Most points for team (season) | 1006 | 1999 |
| Least points for team (season) | 1006 | 1999 |
| Most points against (season) | 811 | 1999 |
| Least points against (season) | 811 | 1999 |
| Most wins (season) | 11 | 1999 |
| Least wins (season) | 11 | 1999 |
Individual Season Records
| Season Records | Record | Player | Year |
|---|---|---|---|
| Most points for a QB (season) | 209 | Doug Flutie | 1999 |
| Most points for a RB (season) | 152 | Duce Staley | 1999 |
| Most points for a WR (season) | 116 | Terry Glenn | 1999 |
| Most points for a TE (season) | 77 | Rickey Dudley | 1999 |
| Most points for a K (season) | 101 | Jason Elam | 1999 |
| Most points for a C (season) | 24 | BUF Coach | 1999 |
| Most points for a Def (season) | 75 | MIA Def | 1999 |
Weekly Records
| Weekly Records | Record | Player | Year |
|---|---|---|---|
| Most points scored team (game) | 92 | week 5/1999 | |
| Least points scored team (game) | 57 | week 6/1999 | |
| Most points scored by QB (game) | 25 | Doug Flutie | week 5/1999 |
| Most points scored by RB (game) | 25 | James Stewart | week 11/1999 |
| Most points scored by WR (game) | 27 | Terry Glenn | week 4/1999 |
| Most points scored by TE (game) | 18 | Rickey Dudley | week 12/1999 |
| Most points scored by K (game) | 15 | Jason Elam | week 11/1999 |
| Most points scored by Def (game) | 9 | MIA Def | week 1/1999 |
| 9 | CHI Def | week 3/1999 |
Postseason Records
| Postseason Records | Record | Player | Year |
|---|---|---|---|
| Most points scored team (playoff game) | 92 | 1999 | |
| Least points scored team (playoff game) | 92 | 1999 | |
| Most points scored by QB (playoff game) | 19 | Doug Flutie | 1999 |
| Most points scored by RB (playoff game) | 20 | Fred Taylor | 1999 |
| Most points scored by WR (playoff game) | 17 | Qadry Ismail | 1999 |
| Most points scored by TE (playoff game) | 3 | Rickey Dudley | 1999 |
| Most points scored by K (playoff game) | 13 | Jason Elam | 1999 |
| Most points scored by Def (playoff game) | 6 | MIA Def | 1999 |
Record vs. Other Teams
| Team | Season | Playoffs |
|---|---|---|
| Greasy Weasels | 1-0 | 0-1 |
| Elvis Impersonators | 1-0 | |
| Squishy Fuzz | 1-0 | |
| Vinny's Gang | 1-0 | |
| The Something Stupids | 1-0 | |
| Z-Squad | 1-0 | |
| The Wondrful Gazonks | 0-1 | |
| Skittle Burn | 1-0 | |
| Sizzlin' Sluts | 1-0 | |
| Tainted Twizzlers | 1-0 | |
| Hot Buttered Moose Nuts | 1-0 | |
| The Undergarments | 1-0 | |
| Caped Crusaders | 0-1 |
1999 Roster
| Pos | Player | Team | How Acquired |
|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Doug Flutie | BUF | Drafted 3rd round, 31st overall. |
| QB | Rob Johnson | BUF | Drafted 13th round, 171st overall. |
| QB | Jeff Garcia | SF | Drafted 19th round, 254th overall. |
| QB | Jim Harbaugh | SD | Picked up week 3, Waived week 8. |
| QB | Eric Zeier | TB | Picked up week 8, Waived week 9. |
| RB | Terry Allen | NE | Drafted 11th round, 143rd overall. |
| RB | Travis Jervey | SF | Drafted 8th round, 110th overall. Waived week 3. |
| RB | David Palmer | MIN | Drafted 12th round, 166th overall. Waived week 1. |
| RB | James Stewart | JAC | Drafted 14th round, 194th overall. |
| RB | Fred Taylor | JAC | Drafted 1st round, 3rd overall. |
| RB | Duce Staley | PHI | Drafted 4th round, 54th overall. |
| WR | Terry Glenn | NE | Drafted 5th round, 59th overall. |
| WR | Charles Johnson | PHI | Drafted 10th round, 138th overall. |
| WR | Pat Johnson | BAL | Drafted 18th round, 249th overall. Waived week 4. |
| WR | Terance Mathis | ATL | Drafted 2nd round, 26th overall. |
| WR | Peerless Price | BUF | Drafted 15th round, 199th overall. |
| WR | Keith Poole | NO | Picked up week 4. |
| TE | Rickey Dudley | OAK | Drafted 6th round, 82nd overall. |
| TE | Irv Smith | CLE | Drafted 16th round, 222nd overall. On IR week 4. |
| K | Jason Elam | DEN | Drafted 7th round, 87th overall. |
| K | Kris Brown | PIT | Picked up week 4. |
| Def | Miami Def | MIA | Drafted 9th round, 115th overall. |
| Def | Chicago Def | CHI | Picked up week 1. |
| C | Buffalo Coach | BUF | Drafted 17th round, 227th overall. |