Greasy Weasels

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Franchise History
1992	The Greasy Weasels were formed. Competing weekly against the Elvis Impersonators.
1994	The Greasy Weasels win Fantasy Bowl I.
1995	The Greasy Weasels Win Fantasy Bowl II, and become the first "Back to Back champions.
1997	With a record of 10-3, the Greasy Weasels are Eastern Division champions and lose in Fantasy Bowl IV to the Flaming Bastards 79-70.
1998	With a record of 9-4, the Greasy Weasels fail to win the Eastern Division by a tie breaker over the Z-Squad. They make the playoffs as a wild card team and lose the first playoff game to The Wondrful Gazonks 107-67.
1999	With a record of 8-5, the Greasy Weasels finished in second place in the Central Division. They made the playoffs and got to Fantasy Bowl VI, but lost to The Wondrful Gazonks 117-64.
2000	With a 9-4 record, the Greasy Weasels were Western Division champs. They lost in the first round of the playoffs 60-105 to Elvis Impersonators.
2001	Greasy Weasels had a great start in 2001. They started out 7-0, but then lost 3 of their last 4 games and finished second in the Western Division. Then they were bounced from the playoffs by The Undergarments 77-75.
2002	Greasy Weasels finished with a 12-4 records and were Western Division Champs for the second time in three years. They beat the Bad Attitudes in the first round of the playoffs, but lost in the second round to the San Quentin Saints 96-84.
2003	Greasy Weasels finished third in the Western Division with an 8-8 records. It was the worst finish by the Greasy Weasels and the first time they ever missed the playoffs.
2004	Greasy Weasels finished second in the Western Division with a 9-6-1 record. They made the playoffs, but lost in the first round to Z-Squad 105-94.
2005	Greasy Weasels finished second in the Western Division with a 12-4 record. They went on to beat the San Quentin Saints in the first round of the playoffs 83-46, but lost to The Undergarments in the second round 99-87.
2006	Greasy Weasels had their first losing season ever finishing fourth in the Western Division with a 5-11 record. It was only the second time that they have missed the playoffs.
2007	The Greasy Weasels won the Western Division. They tied a team record for most wins in a season with a 12-4 record. They had a bye for the first round of the playoffs, then beat the Hot Buttered Moose Nuts in the second round. They then got beat my The Undergarments in Fantasy Bowl XIV 78-68.
2008	The Greasy Weasels managed to finish the season with a winning record of 8-7-1, which was good for third place in the Western Division. They failed to make the playoff despite being the third highest scoring team. It was only the third time in team history that they failed to make the playoffs.
2009	The Greasy Weasels finished second in the Western Division with a 10-6 record, and went on a nice playoff run to win Fantasy Bowl XVI. They beat the San Quentin Saints 85-78 in Fantasy Bowl XVI. It was the first Fantasy Bowl win for the Greasy Weasels since 1995.
2010	Greasy Weasels finished third in the South Division with a 10-6 record. That gave them the fourth seed in the playoffs. They won their first game, but lost in the second round to Z-Squad 94-78.

Franchise Stats

Year	Record	Pct.	Division	Pct.	Pts.	Agnst	Playoffs	Pct.
1997	10-3	.769	6-2	.750	1105	956	1-1	.500
1998	9-4	.692	7-3	.700	1010	910	0-1	.000
1999	8-5	.615	2-1	.666	1031	857	2-1	.666
2000	9-4	.692	5-3	.625	1092	924	0-1	.000
2001	9-4	.692	6-2	.750	1057	912	0-1	.000
2002	12-4	.750	7-1	.875	1378	1188	1-1	.500
2003	8-8	.500	4-4	.500	1292	1202
2004	9-6-1	.594	5-3	.625	1339	1279	0-1	.000
2005	12-4	.750	6-2	.750	1474	1285	1-1	.500
2006	5-11	.312	3-5	.375	1174	1354
2007	12-4	.750	7-1	.875	1332	1190	1-1	.500
2008	8-7-1	.531	4-3-1	.562	1346	1326
2009	10-6	.625	5-3	.625	1438	1240	3-0	1.000
2010	10-6	.625	6-6	.500	1398	1260	1-1	.500
2011	8-8	.500	6-6	.500	1252	1267
2012	8-5	.615	4-2	.667	1127	978	0-1	.000
2013	7-6	.538	4-2	.667	1049	1011
2014	12-1	.923	5-1	.833	1198	936	1-1	.500
2015	8-5	.615	3-3	.500	1284	1040	1-1	.500
2016	7-6	.538	3-3	.500	1051	1075
2017	8-5	.615	4-2	.667	976	907	0-1	.000
2018	8-5	.615	3-3	.500	1280	1123	3-0	1.000
2019	9-4	.692	7-3	.700	1192	1107	2-1	.666
2020	6-7	.462	5-5	.500	1104	1129
2021	8-6	.571	3-3	.500	1462.8	1319	1-1	.500
2022	8-6	.571	3-3	.500	1171.1	1136.85	0-1	.000
2023	9-5	.643	6-0	1.000	1222.25	1203.05	0-1	.000
2024	6-8	.429	4-2	.667	1279.2	1276.05
Total	243-153-2	.613	133-77-1	.633	34,114.35	31,390.95	18-18	.500

Team Season Records

Season Records	Record	Year
Most points for team (season)	1474	2005
Least points for team (season)	976	2017
Most points against (season)	1354	2006
Least points against (season)	857*	1999
Most wins (season)	12	'02,'05,'07,'14
Least wins (season)	5	2006
*13 game season. 16 game seasons started in 2002. 13 games seasons started again in 2012.

Individual Season Records

Record	Player	Year
Most points for a QB (season)
333	Lamar Jackson	2019
304	Tom Brady	2015
281	Cam Newton	2018
250.5	Geno Smith	2024
249.75	Ryan Tannehill	2021
Most points for a RB (season)
294.4	Jonathan Taylor	2021
248	Edgerrin James	2000
240	LaDainian Tomlinson	2002
235	Chris Johnson	2009
223	Edgerrin James	2005
Most points for a WR (season)
270.9	Ja'Marr Chase	2024
230.9	Stefon Diggs	2022
195.9	Ja'Marr Chase	2023
195.8	Ja'Marr Chase	2021
192.8	Stefon Diggs	2023
Most points for a TE (season)
166	Jimmy Graham	2013
155	Travis Kelce	2018
154	Travis Kelce	2020
145	Antonio Gates	2004
142	Rob Gronkowski	2015
Most points for a K (season)
165	Chris Boswell	2024
147	Nick Folk	2021
129	Adam Vinatieri	2014
127	Dan Bailey	2011
122	Jason Myers	2022
Most points for a C (season)
36	IND Coach	2009
33	SF Coach	1997
33	PIT Coach	2004
33	TEN Coach	2008
33	HOU Coach	2012
33	DAL Coach	2016
Most points for a Def (season)
119	NE Def	2019
103	DEN Def	2012
98	SD Def	2001
98	STL Def	2013
97	LAR Def	2017

Weekly Records

Record	Player	Year
Most points scored team (game)
140		Week 12/2004
137		Week 7/2000
136.4		Week 5/2024
135		Week 7/2015
133.45		Week 11/2021
Least points scored team (game)
30		Week 11/2006
45		Week 7/2011
50		Week 7/1999
51		Week 8/2001
51		Week 1/2011
51		Week 11/2013
Most points scored by QB (game)
38	Gus Freotte	Week 12/2000
36	Donovan McNabb	Week 4/2006
36	Michael Vick	Week 2/2013
35	Brett Favre	Week 4/1998
34	Marc Bulger	Week 10/2002
34	Tom Brady	Week 13/2015
Most points scored by RB (game)
51.9	Jonathan Taylor	Week 11/2021
51	Doug Martin	Week 9/2012
45	LaDainian Tomlinson	Week 13/2002
45	Chris Johnson	Week 2/2009
40	Ronnie Brown	Week 3/2007
Most points scored by WR (game)
49.9	Ja'Marr Chase	Week 10/2024
44.7	Ja'Marr Chase	Week 5/2023
38.8	Stefon Diggs	Week 2/2022
38.1	Ja'Marr Chase	Week 14/2024
37	Mike Evans	Week 3/2019
Most points scored by TE (game)
32	Antonio Gates	Week 8/2005
28	Shannon Sharpe	Week 11/2003
28	Julius Thomas	Week 1/2014
28	Travis Kelce	Week 13/2018
27	Rob Gronkowski	Week 1/2015
Most points scored by K (game)
24	Chris Boswell	Week 11/2024
23	Adam Vinatieri	Week 5/2016
21	Nick Folk	Week 12/2021
21	Jason Myers	Week 10/2023
19	Adam Vinatieri	Week 9/2014
Most points scored by Def (game)
29	NE Def	Week 2/2019
23	DEN Def	Week 10/2012
22	DEN Def	Week 6/2012
21	LAR Def	Week 1/2017
20	GB Def	Week 2/2008
20	STL Def	Week 10/2013

Postseason Records

Record	Player	Year
Most points scored team (playoff game)
136		Round 1/2009
129		Winkenbowl XXV
108		Round 2/2014
105		Round 1/2010
104		Round 1/1999
Least points scored team (playoff game)
58		Round 2/2012
58		Round 2/2018
60		Round 1/2000
64		Winkenbowl VI
66.85		Round 1/2021
Most points scored by QB (playoff game)
35	Billy Volek	Round 1/2004
35	Nick Foles	Winkenbowl XXV
33	Lamar Jackson	Round 2/2019
30	Lamar Jackson	Winkenbowl XXVI
22	Brett Favre	Winkenbowl IV
22	Carson Palmer	Round 2/2005
22	Matt Schaub	Round 2/2010
Most points scored by RB (playoff game)
36	Eddie George	Round 1/1999
35	Chris Johnson	Round 1/2009
25	Aaron Stecker	Round 2/2007
23	Chris Johnson	Winkenbowl XVI
23	Chris Johnson	Round 1/2010
23	Le'Veon Bell	Round 2/2014
23	Jonathan Taylor	Round 1/2021
Most points scored by WR (playoff game)
31	Andre Johnson	Round 1/2009
30	Muhsin Muhammad	Round 2/1999
30	Antonio Brown	Winkenbowl XXV
29	Dez Bryant	Round 2/2014
26	Andre Johnson	Round 1/2010
Most points scored by TE (playoff game)
18	Antonio Gates	Round 1/2005
16	Marcus Pollard	Round 1/2001
14	Travis Kelce	Round 2/2019
13	Travis Kelce	Round 1/2018
13	Travis Kelce	Winkenbowl XXVI
Most points scored by K (playoff game)
18	Younghoe Koo	Round 1/2019
17	Jay Feely	Round 1/2009
15	Rob Bironas	Round 2/2007
14	Jake Elliott	Round 1/2017
13	Brandon McManus	Round 1/2015
13	Robbie Gould	Round 2/2022
Most points scored by Def (playoff game)
17	KC Def	Round 2/2015
13	ARI Def	Round 1/2010
11	SF Def	Round 1/2009
11	DEN Def	Round 2/2012
11	NE Def	Round 2/2019

Record vs. Other Teams

Team	Season	Playoffs
Bad Attitudes	21-8	1-2
Elvis Impersonators	16-19-1	3-3
Grid Iron Bullies	12-13
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts	21-8	1-0
October Hunters	7-4	1-0
Pickled Harrons	1-3
Squishy Fuzz	17-9-1	1-1
The Hellfish	25-6	1-0
The Lawn Wranglers	3-1
The Slim Shaggys	24-11	0-1
The Undergarments	11-17	1-4
Vinny's Gang	22-14	3-2
Z-Squad	21-12	1-2
Twee Twerps / Tainted Twizzlers	8-7	1-0
League Average	1-0
The Wondrful Gazonks	12-7	0-2
San Quentin Saints	3-8	2-1
Skittle Burn	2-0
Palolo Valley Tide	1-1
Trent's Coat Mafia	1-0
Biznatchers	1-1
Tubby Bitches	1-0
Sizzlin' Sluts	3-0
The Something Stupids	2-0
Evil Petting Zoo	0-1	1-0
Caped Crusaders	0-1	1-0
Savage Cannibals	2-0
Lobos De Trasero	2-0
Broncos	1-1
Mighty Ballcrushers	1-0
#1 Super Guys	1-0

2023 Roster

Pos	Player	Team	How Acquired
QB	Pickett, Kenny	PIT	Drafted 2nd round, 24th overall in 2022.
QB	Willis, Malik	TEN	Drafted 3rd round, 38th overall in 2022.
QB	Tannehill, Ryan	TEN	Drafted 7th round, 96th overall in 2021.
QB	Foles, Nick	IND	Picked up week 16 in 2022. Cut before 2023 draft.
QB	Darnold, Sam	CAR	Picked up week 16 in 2022. Cut before 2023 draft.
QB	Smith, Geno	SEA	From Pickled Harrons in 2023.
QB	Hooker, Hendon (R)	DET	Drafted 5th round, 68th overall in 2023.
QB	Winston, Jameis	NO	Picked up week 14 in 2023.
QB	Flacco, Joe	CLE	Picked up week 15 in 2023.
RB	Taylor, Jonathan	IND	Drafted 1st round, 12th overall in 2021.
RB	Williams, Javonte	DEN	Drafted 4th round, 45th overall in 2021.
RB	Akers, Cam	LAR	Drafetd 12th round, 157th overall in 2021. Dropped week 10 in 2023.
RB	Herbert, Khalil	CHI	Picked up week 1 in 2021.
RB	Boone, Mike	DEN	Picked up week 5 in 2022. Cut before draft in 2023.
RB	Murray, Latavius	DEN	Picked up week 5 in 2022. Dropped week 1 in 2023.
RB	Kamara, Alvin	NO	Traded from Elvis Impersonators week 8 in 2022. Traded to Pickled Harrons in 2023.
RB	Strong Jr., Pierre	NE	Picked up week 15 in 2022. Cut before draft in 2023.
RB	Mack, Marlon	DEN	Picked up week 16 in 2022. Cut before 2023 draft.
RB	Ingram, Keaontay	ARI	Picked up week 8 in 2022. Dropped week 1 in 2023. Picked up week 3 in 2023. Dropped week 5 in 2023. Picked up week 6 in 2023. Dropped week 14 in 2023.
RB	Evans, Zach (R)	LAR	Drafted 3rd round, 40th overall in 2023.
RB	McLaughlin, Jaleel (R)	DEN	Drafted 4th round, 54th overall in 2023.
RB	Abanikanda, Israel (R)	NYJ	Picked up week 1 in 2023. Dropped week 5 in 2023.
RB	Breida, Matt	NYG	Picked up week 3 in 2023.
RB	Hull, Evan (R)	IND	Picked up week 2 in 2023.
RB	Henderson, Darrell	LAR	Picked up week 8 in 2023. Dropped week 14 in 2023.
RB	Johnson, D'Ernest	JAC	Picked up week 13 in 2023.
WR	Wilson, Garrett	NYJ	Drafted 1st round, 10th overall in 2022.
WR	Diggs, Stefon	BUF	Drafted 2nd round, 17th overall in 2021.
WR	Chase, Ja'Marr	CIN	Drafted 5th round, 68th overall in 2021.
WR	Lockett, Tyler	SEA	Drafted 6th round, 73rd overall in 2021.
WR	Smith, DeVonta	PHI	Drafted 8th round, 101st overall in 2021. Traded to Pickled Harrons in 2023.
WR	Pittman, Michael	IND	Drafted 9th round, 124th overall in 2021.
WR	Mooney, Darnell	CHI	Drafted 10th round, 129th overall in 2021.
WR	Jefferson, Van	LAR	Picked up week 1 in 2021. Dropped week 1 in 2023. Picked up week 6 in 2023. Dropped week 9 in 2023.
WR	Jones, Zay	JAC	From Grid Iron Bullies week 5 in 2022.
WR	London, Drake	ATL	From Pickled Harrons in 2023.
WR	Mims, Marvin (R)	DEN	Drafted 2nd round, 26th overall in 2023.
TE	Higbee, Tyler	LAR	Drafted 11th round, 152nd overall in 2021.
TE	Knox, Dawson	BUF	Picked up week 4 in 2021. Dropped week 6 in 2022. Picked up week 6 in 2022.
TE	Dulcich, Greg	DEN	Picked up week 1 in 2022.
TE	Tonyan, Robert	GB	Picked up week 1 in 2022. Dropped week 1 in 2023.
TE	Okwuegbunam, Albert	DEN	Picked up week 1 in 2023. Dropped week 3 in 2023.
TE	Trautman, Adam	DEN	Picked up week 2 in 2023. Dropped week 3 in 2023. Picked up week 3 in 2023. Dropped week 4 in 2023. Picked up week 14 in 2023. Dropped week 15 in 2023.
TE	Heyward, Connor	PIT	Picked up week 10 in 2023. Dropped week 11 in 2023.
K	Gould, Robbie	SF	Picked up week 1 in 2022. Dropped week 8 in 2022. Picked up week 11 in 2022. Dropped week 1 in 2023.
K	Myers, Jason	SEA	Picked up week 1 in 2023.
K	Lutz, Wil	NO	Picked up week 1 in 2023. Dropped week 1 in 2023.
K	Patterson, Riley	DET	Picked up week 5 in 2023. Dropped week 6 in 2023.
Def	49ers, San Francisco	SF	Picked up week 8 in 2022. Dropped week 16 in 2023. Picked up week 16 in 2023.
Def	Browns, Cleveland	CLE	Picked up week 9 in 2023.