| Owner Info |
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| Owner: Cooper Harron |
| E-mail: cmharron2@yahoo.com |
| From: , MN |
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[ History | Stats | Season Records | Weekly Records | Postseason Records | vs. Teams | Last Season Roster ]
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| Franchise History | |
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| 2020 | Pickled Harrons joined the league replacing the Elvis Impersonators who left the league after twenty-seven years. |
Franchise Stats
| Year | Record | Pct. | Division | Pct. | Pts. | Agnst | Playoffs | Pct. |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2020 | 9-4 | .692 | 8-2 | .800 | 1278 | 1047 | 1-1 | .500 |
| 2021 | 7-7 | .500 | 1-5 | .167 | 1307.1 | 1357.7 | ||
| 2022 | 9-5 | .643 | 3-3 | .500 | 1103.25 | 1153.85 | 0-1 | .000 |
| 2023 | 9-5 | .643 | 2-4 | .333 | 1321.6 | 1176.3 | 0-1 | .000 |
| 2024 | 5-9 | .357 | 3-3 | .500 | 1132.55 | 1175.45 | ||
| 2025 | 10-4 | .714 | 5-1 | .833 | 1163.45 | 1086.7 | 1-1 | .500 |
| Total | 49-34 | .590 | 22-18 | .550 | 7,305.95 | 6,997 | 2-4 | .333 |
Team Season Records
| Season Records | Record | Year |
|---|---|---|
| Most points for team (season) | 1321.6 | 2023 |
| Least points for team (season) | 1103.25 | 2022 |
| Most points against (season) | 1357.7 | 2021 |
| Least points against (season) | 1047 | 2020 |
| Most wins (season) | 10 | 2025 |
| Least wins (season) | 5 | 2024 |
Individual Season Records
| Record | Player | Year |
|---|---|---|
| Most points for a QB (season) | ||
| 332 | Kyler Murray | 2020 |
| 320.65 | Joe Burrow | 2022 |
| 306.6 | Joe Burrow | 2024 |
| 274.45 | Sam Darnold | 2024 |
| 269.45 | Joe Burrow | 2021 |
| Most points for a RB (season) | ||
| 238 | Dalvin Cook | 2020 |
| 206.9 | James Conner | 2021 |
| 186.2 | Ezekiel Elliott | 2021 |
| 171.2 | Alvin Kamara | 2023 |
| 162.9 | Ashton Jeanty | 2025 |
| Most points for a WR (season) | ||
| 226.35 | Keenan Allen | 2023 |
| 214.4 | Puka Nacua | 2025 |
| 189.6 | Cordarrelle Patterson | 2021 |
| 160.9 | Keenan Allen | 2021 |
| 161.2 | DeVonta Smith | 2023 |
| Most points for a TE (season) | ||
| 129.7 | Jonnu Smith | 2024 |
| 91.4 | Tyler Conklin | 2021 |
| 89.9 | AJ Barner | 2025 |
| 78.5 | Jonnu Smith | 2023 |
| 76 | Hayden Hurst | 2022 |
| Most points for K (season) | ||
| 151 | Ka'imi Fairbairn | 2024 |
| 139 | Dustin Hopkins | 2023 |
| 121 | Brett Maher | 2022 |
| 116 | Matt Prater | 2021 |
| 102 | Cairo Santos | 2025 |
| Most points for a Def (season) | ||
| 72 | Den Def | 2023 |
| 72 | CLE Def | 2025 |
| 69 | MIA Def | 2021 |
| 63 | WAS Def | 2022 |
| 63 | MIA Def | 2022 |
Weekly Records
| Record | Player | Year |
|---|---|---|
| Most points scored team (game) | ||
| 138 | Week 9/2020 | |
| 133.1 | Week 13/2023 | |
| 129 | Week 4/2020 | |
| 128 | Week 2/2020 | |
| 126.3 | Week 3/2021 | |
| Least points scored team (game) | ||
| 28.9 | Week 10/2022 | |
| 43.35 | Week 7/2025 | |
| 43.95 | Week 2/2022 | |
| 44.9 | Week 12/2024 | |
| 46.5 | Week 8/2025 | |
| Most points scored by QB (game) | ||
| 41.05 | Joe Burrow | Week 7/2022 |
| 39 | Kyler Murray | Week 7/2020 |
| 39 | Kyler Murray | Week 9/2020 |
| 35 | Kyler Murray | Week 2/2020 |
| 34 | Joe Burrow | Week 10/2024 |
| Most points scored by RB (game) | ||
| 46 | Dalvin Cook | Week 8/2020 |
| 36 | Joe Mixon | Week 4/2020 |
| 36 | Dalvin Cook | Week 9/2020 |
| 34.5 | Ashton Jeanty | Week 4/2025 |
| 29 | James Conner | Week 14/2021 |
| Most points scored by WR (game) | ||
| 41 | Jauan Jennings | Week 3/2024 |
| 35.95 | Keenan Allen | Week 3/2023 |
| 35.8 | Puka Nacua | Week 14/2024 |
| 35 | Keenan Allen | Week 10/2023 |
| 34.4 | DK Metcalf | Week 13/2023 |
| Most points scored by TE (game) | ||
| 20.8 | AJ Barner | Week 5/2025 |
| 18.5 | Jonnu Smuth | Week 9/2023 |
| 16.5 | Tyler Conklin | Week 3/2021 |
| 14.6 | Tyler Conklin | Week 10/2021 |
| 14.3 | Hayden Hurst | Week 5/2022 |
| Most points scored by K (game) | ||
| 22 | Brett Maher | Week 11/2022 |
| 22 | Dustin Hopkins | Week 7/2023 |
| 20 | Ka'imi Fairbairn | Week 2/2024 |
| 18 | Eddy Pineiro | Week 6/2025 |
| 17 | Younghoe Koo | Week 2/2020 |
| 17 | Randy Bullock | Week 4/2020 |
| 17 | Ryan Succop | Week 10/2020 |
| 17 | Ka'imi Fairbairn | Week 1/2024 |
| Most points score by Def (game) | ||
| 14 | MIA Def | Week 12/2021 |
| 14 | MIA Def | Week 12/2022 |
| 14 | CLE Def | Week 11/2025 |
| 13 | WAS Def | Week 11/2022 |
| 12 | MIA Def | Week 1/2022 |
Postseason Records
| Record | Player | Year |
|---|---|---|
| Most points scored team (playoff game) | ||
| 121.95 | Semifinals/2025 | |
| 103 | Round 2/2020 | |
| 99 | Round 1/2022 | |
| 93 | Winkenbowl XXVII | |
| 91.15 | Winkenbowl XXXII | |
| Least points scored team (playoff game) | ||
| 72.5 | Round 1/2023 | |
| 91.15 | Winkenbowl XXXII | |
| 93 | Winkenbowl XXVII | |
| 99 | Round 1/2022 | |
| 103 | Round 2/2020 | |
| Most points scored by QB (playoff game) | ||
| 37 | Kyler Murray | Round 2/2020 |
| 28.05 | Joe Burrow | Semifinals/2025 |
| 23.8 | Joe Burrow | Round 1/2022 |
| 22.2 | Jake Browning | Round 1/2023 |
| 21.45 | Joe Burrow | Winkenbowl XXXII |
| Most points scored by RB (playoff game) | ||
| 28 | Myles Gaskin | Winkenbowl XXVII |
| 21 | Dalvin Cook | Round 2/2020 |
| 16.6 | James Conner | Round 1/2022 |
| 14.1 | Ezekiel Elliott | Round 1/2022 |
| 14 | Dalvin Cook | Winkenbowl XXVII |
| Most points scored by WR (playoff game) | ||
| 40.5 | Puka Nacua | Semifinals/2025 |
| 22 | Calvin Ridley | Round 2/2020 |
| 15.6 | Jauan Jennings | Semifinals/2025 |
| 13.2 | Puka Nacua | Winkenbowl XXXII |
| 13 | Calvin Ridley | Winkenbowl XXVII |
| Most points scored by TE (playoff game) | ||
| 11.8 | AJ Barner | Winkenbowl XXXII |
| 10.9 | Mitchell Wilcox | Round 1/2022 |
| 7.1 | Jonnu Smith | Round 1/2023 |
| 7 | Austin Hooper | Winkenbowl XXVII |
| 5 | Dan Arnold | Round 2/2020 |
| Most points scored by K (playoff game) | ||
| 14 | Cairo Santos | Semifinals/2025 |
| 12 | Brett Maher | Round 1/2022 |
| 8 | Dustin Hopkins | Winkenbowl XXVII |
| 8 | Dustin Hopkins | Round 1/2023 |
| 6 | Mevis Harrison | Winkenbowl XXXII |
| Most points scored by Def (Playoff game) | ||
| 12 | NYG Def | Winkenbowl XXXII |
| 3 | PHI Def | Winkenbowl XXVII |
| 2 | MIN Def | Round 2/2020 |
| 2 | DEN Def | Round 1/2023 |
| 2 | CLE Def | Semifinals/2025 |
Record vs. Other Teams
| Team | Season | Playoffs |
|---|---|---|
| Bad Attitudes | 3-3 | 1-1 |
| Elvis Impersonators | 4-1 | |
| Greasy Weasels | 3-2 | 0-1 |
| Grid Iron Bullies | 6-1 | |
| Hot Buttered Moose Nuts | 4-1 | |
| October Hunters | 3-3 | |
| Squishy Fuzz | 4-3 | |
| The Hellfish | 5-2 | |
| The Lawn Wranglers | 3-3 | |
| The Slim Shaggys | 6-3 | |
| The Undergarments | 1-5 | 1-0 |
| Vinny's Gang | 5-3 | 0-1 |
| Z-Squad | 2-3 | 0-1 |
2024 Roster
| Pos | Player | Team | How Acquired |
|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Burrow, Joe | CIN | Drafted 6th round, 76th overall in 2021. |
| QB | Young, Bryce | CAR | Drafted 1st round, 9th overall in 2023. |
| QB | Browning, Jake | CIN | Picked up week 12 in 2023. Dropped week 1 in 2024. |
| QB | McCarthy, J.J. (R) | MIN | Drafted 2nd round, 24th overall in 2024. |
| QB | Darnold, Sam | MIN | Drafted 3rd round, 38th overall in 2024. |
| RB | Elliott, Ezekiel | DAL | Drafted 1st round, 9th overall in 2021. |
| RB | Conner, James | ARI | Drafted 9th round, 121st overall in 2021. To Hot Buttered Moose Nuts week 9 in 2024. |
| RB | Patterson, Cordarrelle | PIT | Picked up week 2 in 2021. Dropped week 1 in 2024. |
| RB | Kamara, Alvin | NO | From Greasy Weasels in 2023. To The Slim Shaggys in 2024. |
| RB | Chandler, Ty | MIN | Drafted 2nd round, 23rd overall in 2023. |
| RB | Murray, Latavius | FA | Picked up week 1 in 2023. Dropped before draft in 2024. |
| RB | Kelley, Joshua | LAC | Picked up week 6 in 2023. Dropped week 1 in 2024. |
| RB | Laube, Dylan (R) | LV | Drafted 4th round, 52nd overall in 2024. |
| RB | Prince, Deneric | KC | Picked up week 1 in 2024. |
| RB | Abdullah, Ameer | LV | Picked up week 9 in 2024. |
| WR | Metcalf, DK | SEA | Drafted 2nd round, 20th overall in 2021. To The Slim Shaggys in 2024. |
| WR | Allen, Keenan | CHI | Drafted 3rd round, 37th overall in 2021. To The Slim Shaggys in 2024. |
| WR | Smith, DeVonta | PHI | From Greasy Weasels in 2023. |
| WR | Westbrook-Ikhine, Nick | TEN | Picked up week 2 in 2023. Dropped week 1 in 2024. |
| WR | Beckham, Odell | MIA | Picked up week 6 in 2023. Dropped week 9 in 2024. |
| WR | Coleman, Keon (R) | BUF | Drafted 1st round, 10th overall in 2024. |
| WR | Hyatt, Jalin (R) | NYG | Picked up week 1 in 2024. |
| WR | Jennings, Jauan | SF | Picked up week 1 in 2024. |
| WR | Collins, Nico | HOU | From The Slim Shaggys in 2024. |
| WR | Nacua, Puka | LAR | From The Slim Shaggys in 2024. |
| WR | Zaccheaus, Olamide | WAS | Picked up week 5 in 2024. Dropped week 9 in 2024. |
| WR | McCloud, Ray-Ray | ATL | Picked up week 7 in 2024. |
| WR | Brown, Noah | WAS | Picked up week 9 in 2024. |
| TE | Hurst, Hayden | LAC | Drafted 2nd round, 22nd overall in 2022. Dropped week 12 in 2023. Picked up week 12 in 2023. |
| TE | Mayer, Michael | LV | Drafted 3rd round, 37th overall in 2023. |
| TE | Smith, Jonnu | MIA | Picked up week 5 in 2023. |
| TE | Gesicki, Mike | CIN | Picked up week 1 in 2024. |
| K | Hopkins, Dustin | CLE | Picked up week 3 2023. Dropped week 5 in 2023. Picked up week 7 in 2023. Dropped week 1 in 2024. |
| K | Fairbairn, Ka'imi | HOU | Picked up week 1 in 2024. |
| Def | Broncos, Denver | DEN | Picked up week 12 in 2023. Dropped week 1 in 2024. |
| Def | Bengals, Cincinnati | CIN | Picked up week 1 in 2024. Dropped week 5 in 2024. |
| Def | Jets, New York | NYJ | Drafted 5th round, 66th overall in 2024. |
| Def | Ravens, Baltimore | BAL | Picked up week 5 in 2024. |