Category: 2017

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

The Slim Shaggys (58) at The Wondrful Gazonks (60)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 30, 2017) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 60 to 58, behind the support of 67,032 faithful fans.

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 2 point victory by a 37 point effort from Russell Wilson, who tore apart the Houston Texans defense for 452 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 30 rushing yards. With this performance, Wilson was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 7 point effort from Julio Jones, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 74 receiving yards.

“This team shows a lot of heart,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from Cam Newton, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 154 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 44 rushing yards. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Rob Gronkowski, who snuck past the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 57 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“There were too many defensive lapses,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Compounding the issue, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 70 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like Jeremy Maclin and his corresponding 11 points on the bench.

The Wondrful Gazonks took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 8.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 1-7, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 4-4.

Coming up in week 9, the 4-4 Squishy Fuzz are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 18.3-point underdog, while the 3-5 Z-Squad are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 1.9-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:

Vinny’s Gang 85 The Hellfish 78
The Slim Shaggys 58 The Wondrful Gazonks 60
Twee Twerps 64 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 84
Squishy Fuzz 111 Z-Squad 73
Greasy Weasels 65 The Undergarments 77
October Hunters 43 Elvis Impersonators 116
Grid Iron Bullies 43 Bad Attitudes 98

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Greasy Weasels (69) at Z-Squad (59)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 23, 2017) In a week 7 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Greasy Weasels beat a strong Z-Squad team by a score of 69 to 59, extending the winning streak for Greasy Weasels to 5 games.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 10 point victory by a 15 point effort from Philip Rivers, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 183 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Jake Elliott, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 2 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“It hasn’t sunk in yet,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from the Jacksonville Jaguars Defensive Team. With this performance, the Jaguars was the number 3 ranked defensive team for week 7. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Marcus Mariota, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 203 passing yards in addition to 8 rushing yards.

“I don’t want to point fingers,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Adding salt to the wound, Z-Squad could have scored 74 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Andy Dalton and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 6-1, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 3-4.

Coming up in week 8, the 3-4 Squishy Fuzz are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 12.6-point underdog, while Greasy Weasels are at the 4-3 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 19.9-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Grid Iron Bullies 102 The Wondrful Gazonks 61
The Undergarments 114 Squishy Fuzz 92
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 93 October Hunters 68
Greasy Weasels 69 Z-Squad 59
The Slim Shaggys 49 Bad Attitudes 71
Vinny’s Gang 47 Twee Twerps 71
Elvis Impersonators 76 The Hellfish 55

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (73) at Elvis Impersonators (76)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 16, 2017) In a week 6 UFFLE rivalry, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 76 to 73, extending the losing streak for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 4 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 3 point victory by a 24 point effort from Le’Veon Bell, who tore apart the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 179 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 12 receiving yards. With this performance, Bell was the number 4 ranked running back for week 6. They also got help from a 15 point effort from the Detroit Lions Defensive Team.

“It was a hard-fought contest,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Carson Wentz, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 222 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 25 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from the Houston Texans Defensive Team.

“We didn’t match their intensity,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Compounding the issue, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 96 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jeremy Griffith left key players like Jerick McKinnon and his corresponding 21 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 4-2, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 1-5.

Coming up in week 7, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 2-4 October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 9.5-point underdog, while Elvis Impersonators are at the 4-2 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 30.5-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:

October Hunters 85 The Wondrful Gazonks 31
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 73 Elvis Impersonators 76
Z-Squad 71 The Slim Shaggys 90
Greasy Weasels 92 Vinny’s Gang 82
Squishy Fuzz 72 Bad Attitudes 40
Twee Twerps 50 The Undergarments 81
The Hellfish 48 Grid Iron Bullies 60

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The Undergarments (63) at The Slim Shaggys (65)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 9, 2017) In a week 5 UFFLE matchup, The Slim Shaggys squeaked by a tough The Undergarments team by a score of 65 to 63, behind the support of 68,791 faithful fans at Shags house of Slam.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 2 point victory by a 26 point effort from Cam Newton, who tore apart the Detroit Lions defense for 355 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Newton was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 5. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Adam Vinatieri, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 4 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“This team has finally learned how to win,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Carson Palmer, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 291 passing yards and 1 passing TD. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Ezekiel Elliott, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 116 rushing yards in addition to 16 receiving yards.

“We’ll just have to put this loss behind us,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Compounding the issue, The Undergarments could have scored 68 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Jermaine Kearse and his corresponding 9 points on the bench.

The Slim Shaggys took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 5.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 3-2, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 2-3.

Coming up in week 6, the 3-2 Z-Squad are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 10.5-point underdog, while the 3-2 Twee Twerps are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 16.2-point favorite.

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Elvis Impersonators 73 Twee Twerps 67
Vinny’s Gang 97 Squishy Fuzz 86
The Wondrful Gazonks 38 The Hellfish 68
Greasy Weasels 80 Bad Attitudes 76
Z-Squad 86 October Hunters 56
The Undergarments 63 The Slim Shaggys 65
Grid Iron Bullies 80 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 52

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The Wondrful Gazonks (62) at Squishy Fuzz (63)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 2, 2017) In a week 4 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Squishy Fuzz squeaked by a tough The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 63 to 62, extending the losing streak for The Wondrful Gazonks to 4 games.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 1 point victory by a 13 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who got by the Baltimore Ravens defense for 216 passing yards and 1 passing TD. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Jordan Howard, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 53 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 10 receiving yards.

“We weren’t going to just lie down,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 30 point effort from Russell Wilson, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 295 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 38 rushing yards. With this performance, Wilson was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Jacquizz Rodgers, who got by the New York Giants defense for 83 rushing yards in addition to 25 receiving yards.

“I’m really proud of our guys,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Wondrful Gazonks could have scored 78 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Josh Vadnais left key players like Cameron Brate and his corresponding 14 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 2-2, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 0-4.

Coming up in week 5, the 2-2 Vinny’s Gang are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 3.3-point underdog, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 3-1 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 6.8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Vinny’s Gang 68 The Slim Shaggys 76
Twee Twerps 63 The Hellfish 56
The Wondrful Gazonks 62 Squishy Fuzz 63
Greasy Weasels 75 October Hunters 59
Z-Squad 103 Grid Iron Bullies 53
Bad Attitudes 80 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 73
The Undergarments 97 Elvis Impersonators 79

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Squishy Fuzz (95) at Twee Twerps (93)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 25, 2017) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Squishy Fuzz squeaked by a tough Twee Twerps team by a score of 95 to 93, silencing a partisan crowd of 71,316 at Tweeter.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 2 point victory by a 24 point effort from Chris Thompson, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 38 rushing yards in addition to 150 receiving yards. With this performance, Thompson was the number 4 ranked running back for week 3. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Carlos Hyde, who got by the Los Angeles Rams defense for 84 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 10 receiving yards.

“We feed off the energy of our fans,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 32 point effort from Todd Gurley, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 113 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 36 receiving yards. With this performance, Gurley was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Drew Brees, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 220 passing yards and 3 passing TDs.

“We came out flat,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Adding salt to the wound, Twee Twerps could have scored 101 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Jonnu Smith and his corresponding 8 points on the bench.

Twee Twerps drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 3.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 1-2, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 2-1.

Coming up in week 4, Twee Twerps are at the 3-0 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 11.8-point underdog, while the 0-3 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 29.5-point favorite.

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The Wondrful Gazonks 53 Greasy Weasels 77
Grid Iron Bullies 54 October Hunters 50
Bad Attitudes 82 Vinny’s Gang 85
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 76 The Undergarments 112
Squishy Fuzz 95 Twee Twerps 93
The Hellfish 77 Z-Squad 73
The Slim Shaggys 60 Elvis Impersonators 72

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Twee Twerps (67) at Z-Squad (59)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 18, 2017) In a week 2 UFFLE classic, Twee Twerps beat a strong Z-Squad team by a score of 67 to 59, silencing a partisan crowd of 69,383 at Frozen Tundra.

Twee Twerps were led to their 8 point victory by a 24 point effort from Todd Gurley, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 88 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 48 receiving yards. With this performance, Gurley was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the New England Patriots defense for 356 passing yards and 2 passing TDs.

“You dream about this as a kid,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 15 point effort from Marcus Mariota, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 215 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 24 rushing yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Leonard Fournette, who snuck past the Tennessee Titans defense for 40 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 21 receiving yards.

“It just wasn’t meant to be,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Adding salt to the wound, Z-Squad could have scored 81 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Alshon Jeffery and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 2-0, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 1-1.

Coming up in week 3, the 0-2 Squishy Fuzz are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 1.5-point favorite, while the 2-0 The Hellfish are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 14.5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Bad Attitudes 87 The Undergarments 65
October Hunters 72 The Slim Shaggys 97
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 85 Squishy Fuzz 57
Twee Twerps 67 Z-Squad 59
The Hellfish 79 Greasy Weasels 65
Vinny’s Gang 76 Grid Iron Bullies 90
Elvis Impersonators 95 The Wondrful Gazonks 55

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Elvis Impersonators (84) at Vinny’s Gang (104)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 12, 2017) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Vinny’s Gang beat a strong Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 104 to 84, behind the support of 71,972 faithful fans.

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 20 point victory by a 21 point effort from Stefon Diggs, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 93 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Diggs was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 1. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Matt Ryan, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 321 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 11 rushing yards.

“They gave us a big scare,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 27 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 292 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 14 rushing yards. With this performance, Stafford was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Mike Gillislee, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 45 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs.

“He always has his team ready to play,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Elvis Impersonators drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 1.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 1-0, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, Vinny’s Gang are at the 1-0 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 29.0-point underdog, while Elvis Impersonators are at the 0-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 24.0-point underdog.

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Squishy Fuzz 76 Greasy Weasels 82
Elvis Impersonators 84 Vinny’s Gang 104
The Slim Shaggys 49 The Hellfish 57
The Wondrful Gazonks 60 Twee Twerps 73
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 68 Z-Squad 103
October Hunters 50 Bad Attitudes 48
The Undergarments 66 Grid Iron Bullies 75