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Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

The Lawn Wranglers (97.8) at Elvis Impersonators (105)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 11, 2023) In a week 1 UFFLE battle, the Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a hapless The Lawn Wranglers team by a score of 105.00 to 97.80, behind the support of 75,991 faithful fans.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 7.20 point victory by a 28.00 point effort from the Dallas Cowboys Defensive Team. With this performance, the Cowboys were the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 23.20 point effort from Deshaun Watson, who snuck past the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 154 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 45 rushing yards.

“It feels great to be world champions,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.
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The Lawn Wranglers were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.20 point effort from Justin Herbert, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 228 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 18 rushing yards. They also got help from a 20.10 point effort from Calvin Ridley, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 101 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We got a wake-up call,” The Lawn Wranglers coach Todd Kammeijer said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Lawn Wranglers could have scored 119.60 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Todd Kammeijer left key players like Brandon Aiyuk and his corresponding 28.90 points on the bench.

The Lawn Wranglers drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 1.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 1-0, and drops The Lawn Wranglers to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 0-1 The Slim Shaggys are at The Lawn Wranglers, where The Lawn Wranglers are an early 14.4-point underdog, while the 1-0 Z-Squad are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 9.9-point underdog.

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Pickled Harrons 67.80 Vinny’s Gang 82.05
The Hellfish 76.55 Z-Squad 88.40
The Undergarments 93.10 Squishy Fuzz 61.80
The Lawn Wranglers 97.80 Elvis Impersonators 105.00
The Slim Shaggys 50.60 Greasy Weasels 79.20
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 108.15 Grid Iron Bullies 86.30
October Hunters 75.20 Bad Attitudes 96.35

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Z-Squad (88.55) AT Bad Attitudes (84.5)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 12, 2022) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional event, the Z-Squad squeaked by a hapless Bad Attitudes team by a score of 88.55 to 84.50, silencing a partisan crowd of 75,851.

Z-Squad were led to their 4.05 point victory by a 20.90 point effort from Clyde Edwards-Helaire, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 42 rushing yards in addition to 32 receiving yards. With this performance, Edwards-Helaire was the number 6 ranked running back for week 1. They also got help from a 19.55 point effort from Kyler Murray, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 193 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 29 rushing yards.

“We really took it to ’em,” Z-Squad coach Joshua Grosz said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.80 point effort from Matt Ryan, who tore apart the Houston Texans defense for 352 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 12 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15.70 point effort from Jaylen Waddle, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 69 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 8 rushing yards.

“We lost our focus,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Compounding the issue, Bad Attitudes could have scored 92.50 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Christian Kirk and his corresponding 14.70 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 1-0, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, Bad Attitudes are at the 1-0 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 9.3-point favorite, while Z-Squad are at the 1-0 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 19.2-point underdog.

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Elvis Impersonators 76.10 The Lawn Wranglers 99.05
October Hunters 71.35 Pickled Harrons 83.10
The Slim Shaggys 84.25 The Hellfish 130.00
Greasy Weasels 114.90 Vinny’s Gang 48.20
Squishy Fuzz 83.40 Grid Iron Bullies 97.50
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 94.55 The Undergarments 133.05
Z-Squad 88.55 Bad Attitudes 84.50

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Bad Attitudes (91) at Vinnt’s Gang (84)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2020) In a week 1 UFFLE matchup, the Bad Attitudes beat a hapless Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 91 to 84, silencing a partisan crowd of 70,814.

Bad Attitudes were led to their 7 point victory by a 23 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 239 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 9 rushing yards. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Clyde Edwards-Helaire, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 138 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.

“We knew we had to defend our home turf,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 28 point effort from Matt Ryan, who tore apart the Seattle Seahawks defense for 450 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. With this performance, Ryan was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 1. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Alvin Kamara, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 16 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 51 receiving yards.

“This is a bitter pill to swallow,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Compounding the issue, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 100 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Joshua Kelley and his corresponding 12 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 1-0, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 1-0 Pickled Harrons are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 2.0-point underdog, while Bad Attitudes are at the 1-0 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 2-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 76 The Hellfish 85
Z-Squad 84 October Hunters 75
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 70 Squishy Fuzz 62
Bad Attitudes 91 Vinny’s Gang 84
Grid Iron Bullies 89 Pickled Harrons 114
The Undergarments 118 The Slim Shaggys 67

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Grid Iron Bulles (72) at The Slim Shaggys (98)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 10, 2019) In a week 1 UFFLE battle, The Slim Shaggys beat a strong Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 98 to 72, behind the support of 69,703 faithful fans at Shags house of Slam.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 26 point victory by a 27 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who tore apart the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 378 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards. With this performance, Mahomes was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 1. They also got help from a 23 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 111 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“It was a workman-like effort,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Houston Texans defense for 370 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Delanie Walker, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 55 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“We don’t care about moral victories,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 1-0, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, The Slim Shaggys are at the 0-1 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 35.0-point underdog, while the 0-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 15-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Z-Squad 64 Elvis Impersonators 109
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 57 Vinny’s Gang 102
Grid Iron Bullies 72 The Slim Shaggys 98
Bad Attitudes 98 The Hellfish 63
Greasy Weasels 98 Squishy Fuzz 56
The Undergarments 61 October Hunters 117

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Vinny’s Gang (121) at The Slim Shaggys (117)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 11, 2018) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Vinny’s Gang squeaked by a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 121 to 117, behind the support of 74,715 faithful fans.

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 4 point victory by a 34 point effort from Tyreek Hill, who beat the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 169 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs in addition to 4 rushing yards. With this performance, Hill was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 33 point effort from Alvin Kamara, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 29 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 112 receiving yards.

“This team always seems to find a way to win,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 31 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 439 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Brees was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Mike Evans, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 147 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We got a wake-up call,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Compounding the issue, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 132 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like Randall Cobb and his corresponding 20 points on the bench.

The Slim Shaggys drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 11 other potential opponents in week 1.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 1-0, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, The Slim Shaggys are at the 0-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 37.0-point underdog, while the 1-0 October Hunters are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 34-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Greasy Weasels 78 Z-Squad 82
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 72 Grid Iron Bullies 59
Bad Attitudes 73 October Hunters 87
The Undergarments 80 Elvis Impersonators 121
The Slim Shaggys 117 Vinny’s Gang 121
The Hellfish 95 Twee Twerps 87
Squishy Fuzz 88 Average 89

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Elvis Impersonators (84) at Vinny’s Gang (104)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 12, 2017) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Vinny’s Gang beat a strong Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 104 to 84, behind the support of 71,972 faithful fans.

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 20 point victory by a 21 point effort from Stefon Diggs, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 93 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Diggs was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 1. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Matt Ryan, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 321 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 11 rushing yards.

“They gave us a big scare,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 27 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 292 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 14 rushing yards. With this performance, Stafford was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Mike Gillislee, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 45 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs.

“He always has his team ready to play,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Elvis Impersonators drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 1.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 1-0, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, Vinny’s Gang are at the 1-0 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 29.0-point underdog, while Elvis Impersonators are at the 0-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 24.0-point underdog.

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Squishy Fuzz 76 Greasy Weasels 82
Elvis Impersonators 84 Vinny’s Gang 104
The Slim Shaggys 49 The Hellfish 57
The Wondrful Gazonks 60 Twee Twerps 73
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 68 Z-Squad 103
October Hunters 50 Bad Attitudes 48
The Undergarments 66 Grid Iron Bullies 75

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October Hunters (66) at The Wondrful Gazonks (72)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 13, 2016) In a week 1 UFFLE showdown, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough October Hunters team by a score of 72 to 66, behind the support of 74,150 faithful fans.

Ben Roethlisberger

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 6 point victory by a 24 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 300 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Roethlisberger was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 1. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Dan Bailey, who beat the New York Giants defense for 4 field goals made and 1 extra point.

“This was a good win for us,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Larry Fitzgerald, who got by the New England Patriots defense for 81 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Fitzgerald was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 1. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 329 passing yards in addition to 8 rushing yards.

“My hat’s off to them,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Causing further embarrassment, October Hunters could have scored 99 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like C.J. Anderson and his corresponding 25 points on the bench.

The Wondrful Gazonks took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 1.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 1-0, and drops October Hunters to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 0-1 The Undergarments are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 23.0-point underdog, while October Hunters are at the 1-0 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 68-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
October Hunters 66 The Wondrful Gazonks 72
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 80 Elvis Impersonators 138
Z-Squad 79 The Slim Shaggys 72
Greasy Weasels 91 Vinny’s Gang 70
Squishy Fuzz 88 Bad Attitudes 60
Twee Twerps 134 The Undergarments 95
The Hellfish 92 Grid Iron Bullies 78

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Elvis Impersonators (103) at Vinny’s Gang (94)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2015) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 103 to 94, silencing a partisan crowd of 73,571.

Julio Jones

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 9 point victory by a 26 point effort from Julio Jones, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 141 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Jones was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Jamaal Charles, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 57 rushing yards in addition to 46 receiving yards.

“It was a workman-like effort,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Arizona Cardinals defense for 355 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Jeremy Hill, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 63 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs.

“They stepped up and made the plays,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Adding salt to the wound, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 121 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Austin Seferian-Jenkins and his corresponding 23 points on the bench.

Vinny’s Gang drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 1.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 1-0, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, Vinny’s Gang are at the 0-1 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 44.0-point underdog, while Elvis Impersonators are at the 0-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 41.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 103 Vinny’s Gang 94
The Slim Shaggys 63 The Hellfish 79
The Wondrful Gazonks 62 Twee Twerps 67
Squishy Fuzz 69 Greasy Weasels 103
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 52 Z-Squad 76
October Hunters 83 Bad Attitudes 101
The Undergarments 84 Grid Iron Bullies 50

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Bad Attitudes (85) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (83)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 9, 2014) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 85 to 83, silencing a partisan crowd of 67,119 at The Banana Hammock.

Drew Brees

Bad Attitudes were led to their 2 point victory by a 19 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 333 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 19 point effort from DeMarco Murray, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 118 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 25 receiving yards.

“We weren’t going to just lie down,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 269 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Matt Forte, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 82 rushing yards in addition to 87 receiving yards.

“I take full responsibility for this loss,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Causing further embarrassment, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 110 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jeremy Griffith left key players like Ryan Succop and his corresponding 16 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 1-0, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 1-0 Twee Twerps are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 25.0-point underdog, while the 1-0 Grid Iron Bullies are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 5.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Vinny’s Gang 76 The Slim Shaggys 87
Twee Twerps 108 The Hellfish 66
The Wondrful Gazonks 42 Squishy Fuzz 66
Greasy Weasels 105 October Hunter 86
Z-Squad 56 Grid Iron Bullies 90
Bad Attitudes 85 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 83
The Undergarments 87 Elvis Impersonators 63