(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 13, 2008) In a week 6 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Twee Twerps embarrassed a hapless The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 72 to 37, extending the losing streak for The Wondrful Gazonks to 4 games.
Twee Twerps were led to their 35 point victory by a 18 point effort from Reggie Bush, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 27 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 40 receiving yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Jay Cutler, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 192 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 22 rushing yards.
“It was a total team effort,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.
The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 12 point effort from Sammy Morris, who snuck past the San Diego Chargers defense for 26 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 49 receiving yards. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Antonio Gates, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 35 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.
“I don’t want to point fingers,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.
This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 5-2, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 2-4-1.
Coming up in week 7, the 1-5-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 21.4-point favorite, while the 6-0-1 San Quentin Saints are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 19.4-point underdog.