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Vinny’s Gang (77) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (51)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 13, 2008) In a week 6 UFFLE battle, Vinny’s Gang embarrassed a hapless Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 77 to 51.

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 26 point victory by a 24 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 208 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 23 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 6. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 111 rushing yards.

“We’re tickled to death,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from David Akers, who snuck past the San Francisco 49ers defense for 4 field goals made and 4 extra points. With this performance, Akers was the number 3 ranked place kicker for week 6. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Eli Manning, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 196 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 13 rushing yards.

“I take full responsibility for this loss,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 2-5, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 1-5-1.

Coming up in week 7, Vinny’s Gang are at the 5-2 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 22.6-point favorite, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 5-2 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 21.4-point favorite.

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (75) at The Wondrful Gazonks (46)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 6, 2008) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts embarrassed a hapless The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 75 to 46, extending the losing streak for The Wondrful Gazonks to 3 games.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 29 point victory by a 19 point effort from Eli Manning, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 267 passing yards and 2 passing tds. With this performance, Manning was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 5. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Hines Ward, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 90 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We brought our A-game,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from John Carney, who snuck past the Seattle Seahawks defense for 3 field goals made and 5 extra points. With this performance, Carney was the number 2 ranked place kicker for week 5. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Brian Westbrook, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 33 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 51 receiving yards.

“I’m really proud of our guys,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 1-4-1, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 2-3-1.

Coming up in week 6, the 1-5 Vinny’s Gang are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 3.7-point favorite, while the 4-2 Twee Twerps are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 26.3-point underdog.

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Greasy Weasels (114) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (64)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 29, 2008) In a week 4 UFFLE rivalry, Greasy Weasels embarrassed a hapless Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 114 to 64, extending the losing streak for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 3 games.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 50 point victory by a 22 point effort from Greg Jennings, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 109 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Jennings was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 4. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Chris Johnson, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 61 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 14 receiving yards.

“This team has served notice,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Edgerrin James, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 29 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 37 receiving yards. With this performance, James was the number 5 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Michael Bush, who snuck past the San Diego Chargers defense for 48 rushing yards in addition to 80 receiving yards.

“We came out flat,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 2-3, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 0-4-1.

Coming up in week 5, the 4-1 The Undergarments are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 13-point favorite, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 2-2-1 The Wondrful Gazonks.

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Twee Twerps (107) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (61)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Twee Twerps embarrassed a hapless Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 107 to 61, extending the winning streak for Twee Twerps to 4 games.

Twee Twerps were led to their 46 point victory by a 26 point effort from Reggie Bush, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 73 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 75 receiving yards. With this performance, Bush was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 20 point effort from T.J. Houshmandzadeh, who beat the New York Giants defense for 146 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We’re going to savor this victory,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Eli Manning, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 289 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Dwayne Bowe, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 43 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“Give them all the credit,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 4-0, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 0-3-1.

Coming up in week 4, the 1-3 Greasy Weasels are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 28.0-point underdog, while Twee Twerps are at the 3-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 10.5-point underdog.

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (61) at Squishy Fuzz (108)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE classic, Squishy Fuzz embarrassed a hapless Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 108 to 61, extending the winning streak for Squishy Fuzz to 4 games.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 47 point victory by a 24 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Denver Broncos defense for 421 passing yards and 1 passing td. With this performance, Brees was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 83 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 31 receiving yards.

“We proved we’re the better team,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Eli Manning, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 289 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Dwayne Bowe, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 43 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“The best team won today,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 4-0, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 0-3-1.

Coming up in week 4, the 1-3 Greasy Weasels are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 28.0-point underdog, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 0-3-1 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 38.8-point underdog.

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (69) at Z-Squad (69)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2008) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Z-Squad tied a tough Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 69 to 69.

Z-Squad were helped out by a 15 point effort from Reggie Wayne, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 93 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Willie Parker, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 105 rushing yards.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out by a 22 point effort from Eli Manning, who got by the St. Louis Rams defense for 260 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Manning was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 2. They also got help from a 14 point effort from David Akers, who snuck past the Dallas Cowboys defense for 3 field goals made and 4 extra points.

Compounding the issue, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 87 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Jeremy Griffith left key players like Michael Bush and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 1-0-1, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 0-1-1.

Coming up in week 3, the 0-1-1 The Slim Shaggys are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 10.5-point favorite, while the 2-0 Twee Twerps are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 7.0-point underdog, while the 2-0 San Quentin Saints are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 0.5-point favorite, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 2-0 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 41.5-point favorite.

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (56) at Z-Squad (91)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 9, 2008) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Z-Squad embarrassed a hapless Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 91 to 56.

Z-Squad were led to their 35 point victory by a 31 point effort from Willie Parker, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 138 rushing yards and 3 rushing tds. With this performance, Parker was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Reggie Wayne, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 86 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“This is the greatest feeling in the world,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Eli Manning, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 216 passing yards. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Sidney Rice, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 31 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We got a wake-up call,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 1-0, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 0-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 35-point favorite, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 1-0 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 35-point favorite.

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