The Twee Twerps will be keeping Steven Jackson, Mile Wallace, and Jermichael Finley. They will be giving up their 1st, 7th, and 8th round picks.
Players That Can’t Be Kept List
It was requested that I post a list of players that can’t be kept. I just went through the keeper history and these are the players that can’t be kept, traded, or traded for, for each team.
Elvis Impersonators
- Roy Williams
- Larry Johnson
Greasy Weasels
- LaDainian Tomlinson
- Antonio Gates
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts
- Daunte Culpepper
San Quentin Saints
- Marques Colston
- Stephen Jackson
Squishy Fuzz
- Marion Barber
The Hellfish
- Tom Brady
The Slim Shaggys
- Clinton Portis
- Maurice Jones-Drew
- Tiki Barber
- Edgerrin James
The Undergarments
- LaDainian Tomlinson
The Wondrful Gazonks
- Michael Vick
Twee Twerps
- Ahman Green
- Randy Moss
- Brian Westbrook
- T.J. Houshmandzadeh
Vinny’s Gang
- Clinton Portis
- Rudi Johnson
Z-Squad
- Deuce McAllister
- Willie Parker
- Braylon Edwards
New Divisions
I did a random drawing for new division and here they are:
North
Squishy Fuzz
Elvis Impersonators
Vinny’s Gang
The Hellfish
The Wondrful Gazonks
Twee Twerps
The Slim Shaggys
South
Z-Squad
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts
Grid Iron Bullies
The Undergarments
Bad Attitudes
San Quentin Saints
Greasy Weasels
Greasy Weasels Win Fantasy Bowl XVI
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Congratulations to the Greasy Weasels and Fantasy Bowl MVP Chris Johnson for winning Fantasy Bowl XVI and the now titled Bill Winkenbach Trophy. It was the third Fantasy Bowl win for the Greasy Weasels, but the first since 1995. It was their 6th Fantasy Bowl appearance, and they are now 3-3 in Fantasy Bowl games.
The San Quentin Saints has a good season and were Eastern Division Champions, but just fell short in their second Fantasy Bowl appearance. They are now 0-2 in Fantasy Bowl games.
Fantasy Bowl XVI
Fantasy Recap – Fantasy Bowl XVI
Greasy Weasels (85) at San Quentin Saints (78)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 28, 2009) In a week 16 UFFLE showdown, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough San Quentin Saints team by a score of 85 to 78, extending the winning streak for Greasy Weasels to 6 games.
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Greasy Weasels were led to their 7 point victory by a 23 point effort from Chris Johnson, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 142 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 37 receiving yards. With this performance, Johnson was the number 3 ranked running back for week 16. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Tony Romo, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 286 passing yards and 1 passing TD.
“We’re going to savor this victory,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.
San Quentin Saints were helped out in a losing cause by a 15 point effort from Marion Barber, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 63 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 30 receiving yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Ray Rice, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 141 rushing yards in addition to 14 receiving yards.
“Give them all the credit,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.
2009 MVP & ROY
Congratulations to Chris Johnson for winning this year’s MVP and Percy Harvin for winning this year’s Rookie of the Year.
Playoffs Round 2
Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week
Elvis Impersonators (89) at Greasy Weasels (97)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 21, 2009) In a week 15 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 97 to 89, extending the winning streak for Greasy Weasels to 6 games.
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Greasy Weasels were led to their 8 point victory by a 20 point effort from Tony Romo, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 312 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 21 rushing yards. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Andre Johnson, who tore apart the St. Louis Rams defense for 196 receiving yards.
“It wasn’t pretty but we’ll take it,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.
Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Dallas Clark, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 95 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Clark was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 15. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Matt Schaub, who tore apart the St. Louis Rams defense for 367 passing yards and 1 passing TD.
“My hat’s off to them,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.
Adding salt to the wound, Elvis Impersonators could have scored 118 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brandon Mannie left key players like Maurice Morris and his corresponding 21 points on the bench.
Elvis Impersonators drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 12 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 15.
This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 10-6, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 13-3.
Coming up in week 16, Greasy Weasels are at the 10-6 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 9.7-point underdog.
View all game recaps below:
The Wondrful Gazonks 66 San Quentin Saints 86
Elvis Impersonators 89 Greasy Weasels 97
Playoffs Round 1
Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week
Vinny’s Gang (90) at San Quentin Saints (120)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 14, 2009) In a week 14 UFFLE matchup, San Quentin Saints beat a strong Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 120 to 90, extending the winning streak for San Quentin Saints to 4 games. With their 120 points, San Quentin Saints is now the proud record-holder of the 21st-highest weekly point total in league history.
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San Quentin Saints were led to their 30 point victory by a 29 point effort from DeSean Jackson, who tore apart the New York Giants defense for 178 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Jackson was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 14. They also got help from a 27 point effort from Ray Rice, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 166 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 53 receiving yards.
“A win is a win,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.
Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 25 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 97 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 40 receiving yards. With this performance, Peterson was the number 4 ranked running back for week 14. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Derrick Mason, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 94 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We shot ourselves in the foot,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.
Vinny’s Gang drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 14.
This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 10-6, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 9-7.
Coming up in week 15, the 11-5 The Wondrful Gazonks are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 5.4-point favorite.
View all game recaps below:
Vinny’s Gang 90 San Quentin Saints 120
Greasy Weasels 136 The Undergarments 59
Vote for MVP and ROY
You can now vote for this season’s MVP and Rookie of the Year.
The pickings for rookies was quite slim. I don’t think Matthew Stafford or Mark Sanchez belong on the list since they only started two games combined. Knowshon Moreno only started four games, but I needed someone to go against Harvin.
For MVP I think they should come from a playoff team. How valuable can you be if you didn’t lead your team to the playoffs? I selected the top 3 QBs, RBs, and WRs, and then the top TE from playoff teams.
You have until December 21st to vote. Winners will be announced on December 22nd.
Week 13 Recap
Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week
Bad Attitudes (71) at Vinny’s Gang (67)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 7, 2009) In a week 13 UFFLE rivalry, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 71 to 67, silencing a partisan crowd of 73,308.
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Bad Attitudes were led to their 4 point victory by a 23 point effort from Kurt Warner, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 285 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 60 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 4 receiving yards.
“This was a good win for us,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.
Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Tom Brady, who tore apart the Miami Dolphins defense for 352 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Miles Austin, who beat the New York Giants defense for 104 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.
Causing further embarrassment, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 86 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Cedric Benson and his corresponding 12 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 7-9, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 9-7.
Coming up in week 14, Vinny’s Gang are at the 10-6 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 3.4-point underdog.