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Week 1 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Elvis Impersonators (99) at Bad Attitudes (105)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 10, 2013) In a week 1 UFFLE battle, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 105 to 99, behind the support of 73,196 faithful fans.

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Reggie Bush

Bad Attitudes were led to their 6 point victory by a 25 point effort from Reggie Bush, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 90 rushing yards in addition to 101 receiving yards. With this performance, Bush was the number 2 ranked running back for week 1. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Atlanta Falcons defense for 357 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards.

“This team shows a lot of pride,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 31 point effort from Colin Kaepernick, who tore apart the Green Bay Packers defense for 412 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 22 rushing yards. With this performance, Kaepernick was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Brandon Marshall, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 104 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“Not to take away anything from our opponents, but we didn’t play like we’re capable of playing,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Elvis Impersonators could have scored 121 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brandon Mannie left key players like Jordan Cameron and his corresponding 16 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 1-0, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, Elvis Impersonators are at the 0-1 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 23.0-point underdog, while the 1-0 Greasy Weasels are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 16-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Z-Squad 84 The Undergarments 72
Greasy Weasels 89 The Slim Shaggys 72
Squishy Fuzz 93 October Hunter 78
The Wondrful Gazonks 95 Vinny’s Gang 130
Twee Twerps 76 Grid Iron Bullies 111
The Hellfish 78 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 106
Elvis Impersonators 99 Bad Attitudes 105

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Week 1 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Elvis Impersonators (90) at Vinny’s Gang (93)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 11, 2012) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Vinny’s Gang squeaked by a tough Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 93 to 90, behind the support of 72,625 faithful fans.

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Julio Jones

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 3 point victory by a 22 point effort from Julio Jones, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 108 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Jones was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 1. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who tore apart the St. Louis Rams defense for 355 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

“It feels great to be world champions,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Arian Foster, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 79 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Matt Forte, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 80 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 40 receiving yards.

“We didn’t maintain the intensity for the entire 60 minutes,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Adding salt to the wound, Elvis Impersonators could have scored 106 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brandon Mannie left key players like Joe Flacco and his corresponding 20 points on the bench.

Elvis Impersonators drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 1.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 1-0, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, Vinny’s Gang are at the 1-0 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 15.0-point underdog, while Elvis Impersonators are at the 1-0 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 7.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 90 Vinny’s Gang 93
The Slim Shaggys 70 The Hellfish 61
The Wondrful Gazonks 83 Twee Twerps 75
Squishy Fuzz 95 Greasy Weasels 80
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 70 Z-Squad 122
San Quentin Saints 69 Bad Attitudes 76
The Undergarments 69 Grid Iron Bullies 79

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Week 1 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Elvis Impersonators (87) at Vinny’s Gang (86)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 13, 2011) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 87 to 86, silencing a partisan crowd of 72,587.

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Philip Rivers

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 1 point victory by a 22 point effort from Philip Rivers, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 335 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Robbie Gould, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“You dream about this as a kid,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 25 point effort from LeSean McCoy, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 122 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 15 receiving yards. With this performance, McCoy was the number 3 ranked running back for week 1. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Miles Austin, who got by the New York Jets defense for 90 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We weren’t mentally prepared,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Causing further embarrassment, Vinnys Gang could have scored 116 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Matthew Stafford and his corresponding 24 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 1-0, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 1-0 Squishy Fuzz are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 13.0-point underdog, while Elvis Impersonators are at the 1-0 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 3-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 99 Grid Iron Bullies 95
Elvis Impersonators 87 Vinny’s Gang 86
The Hellfish 91 The Slim Shaggys 72
The Wondrful Gazonks 70 Twee Twerps 79
Z-Squad 102 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 78
The Undergarments 90 Greasy Weasels 51
Bad Attitudes 82 San Quentin Saints 117

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Week 1 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week
The Wondrful Gazonks (72) at Twee Twerps (73)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 14, 2010) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Twee Twerps squeaked by a tough The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 73 to 72, behind the support of 66,439 faithful fans.

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Philip Rivers

Twee Twerps were led to their 1 point victory by a 20 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 298 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 5 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Jahvid Best, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 20 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 16 receiving yards.

“Our fans were the 12th man today,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 15 point effort from Tim Hightower, who snuck past the St. Louis Rams defense for 54 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 40 receiving yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Ronnie Brown, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 65 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 20 receiving yards.

“I tip my hat to them,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Wondrful Gazonks could have scored 88 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Josh Vadnais left key players like the New England Patriots Defensive Team and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 1-0, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 1-0 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 5.0-point underdog, while Twee Twerps are at the 1-0 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 80 Elvis Impersonators 89
Vinny’s Gang 83 The Hellfish 77
The Wondrful Gazonks 72 Twee Twerps 73
The Slim Shaggys 67 The Undergarments 48
Z-Squad 44 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 88
Grid Iron Bullies 78 Bad Attitudes 71
San Quentin Saints 76 Greasy Weasels 81

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Week 1 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2009) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Grid Iron Bullies squeaked by a tough Bad Attitudes team by a score of 76 to 74, silencing a partisan crowd of 66,643.

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Matt Ryan

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 2 point victory by a 17 point effort from Matt Ryan, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 229 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Jeremy Shockey, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 31 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds.

“The important thing is that we won,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from John Carlson, who got by the St. Louis Rams defense for 95 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Carlson was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 1. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Kurt Warner, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 288 passing yards and 1 passing td.

“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Compounding the issue, Bad Attitudes could have scored 100 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Fred Jackson and his corresponding 19 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 1-0, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 1-0 Z-Squad are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 34.0-point underdog, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 0-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 5.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
The Slim Shaggys 96 Elvis Impersonators 68
Greasy Weasels 74 The Hellfish 65
Vinny’s Gang 96 Z-Squad 108
The Wondrful Gazonks 79 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 66
Twee Twerps 48 Squishy Fuzz 93
Grid Iron Bullies 76 Bad Attitudes 74
The Undergarments 71 San Quentin Saints 93

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Squishy Fuzz (102) at Elvis Impersonators (85)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 9, 2008) In a week 1 UFFLE rivalry, Squishy Fuzz beat a strong Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 102 to 85.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 17 point victory by a 26 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 343 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Brees was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Marion Barber, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 80 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 21 receiving yards.

“This win is for all the fans,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 34 point effort from Michael Turner, who tore apart the Detroit Lions defense for 220 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 6 receiving yards. With this performance, Turner was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Brett Favre, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 194 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 2 rushing yards.

“We shot ourselves in the foot,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 1-0, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, Elvis Impersonators are at the 0-0-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 17.0-point underdog, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 1-0 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 30.0-point underdog.

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Vinny’s Gang (72) at Greasy Weasels (71)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 9, 2008) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Vinny’s Gang squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 72 to 71.

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 1 point victory by a 20 point effort from Frank Gore, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 96 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 55 receiving yards. With this performance, Gore was the number 6 ranked running back for week 1. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 178 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 35 rushing yards.

“Our fans were the 12th man today,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Jon Kitna, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 262 passing yards and 2 passing tds. With this performance, Kitna was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 1. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Earnest Graham, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 91 rushing yards in addition to 27 receiving yards.

“We weren’t mentally prepared,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 84 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Chris Johnson and his corresponding 18 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 1-0, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 0-1 The Hellfish are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 18-point favorite, while the 1-0 Squishy Fuzz are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 30.0-point underdog.

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The Slim Shaggys (68) at The Wondrful Gazonks (68)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 9, 2008) In a week 1 UFFLE matchup, The Wondrful Gazonks tied a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 68 to 68.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out by a 21 point effort from Brian Westbrook, who got by the St. Louis Rams defense for 91 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 1 receiving yards. With this performance, Westbrook was the number 5 ranked running back for week 1. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Antonio Gates, who snuck past the Carolina Panthers defense for 61 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out by a 13 point effort from Plaxico Burress, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 133 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 137 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 17 rushing yards.

Adding salt to the wound, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 74 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like DeAngelo Williams and his corresponding 8 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 0-0-1, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 0-0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 0-1 Elvis Impersonators are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 17.0-point underdog, while the 1-0 Twee Twerps are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 7-point favorite.

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Twee Twerps (61) at The Hellfish (53)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 9, 2008) In a week 1 UFFLE classic, Twee Twerps beat a strong The Hellfish team by a score of 61 to 53.

Twee Twerps were led to their 8 point victory by a 22 point effort from Reggie Bush, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 51 rushing yards in addition to 112 receiving yards. With this performance, Bush was the number 4 ranked running back for week 1. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Jay Cutler, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 299 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 9 rushing yards.

“We knew what we had to do and went out and did it,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Matt Forte, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 123 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 18 receiving yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Terrell Owens, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 87 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“The final score is the only statistic that matters,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Hellfish could have scored 72 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Jake Delhomme and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 1-0, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, The Hellfish are at the 0-1 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 18-point favorite, while Twee Twerps are at the 0-0-1 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 7-point favorite.

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (56) at Z-Squad (91)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 9, 2008) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Z-Squad embarrassed a hapless Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 91 to 56.

Z-Squad were led to their 35 point victory by a 31 point effort from Willie Parker, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 138 rushing yards and 3 rushing tds. With this performance, Parker was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Reggie Wayne, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 86 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“This is the greatest feeling in the world,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Eli Manning, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 216 passing yards. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Sidney Rice, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 31 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We got a wake-up call,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 1-0, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 0-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 35-point favorite, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 1-0 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 35-point favorite.

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