Ultimate Fantasy Football League Experience
Today I did the random drawing of the non-playoff teams and below will be the draft order for the 2023 draft.
1. Hot Buttered Moose Nuts
2. Z-Squad
3. The Law Wranglers
4. Grid Iron Bullies
5. The Hellfish
6. The Slim Shaggys
7. Elvis Impersonators
8. October Hunters
9. Pickled Harrons
10. Vinng’s Gang
11. Squishy Fuzz
12. Greasy Weasels
13 The Undergarments
14. Bad Attitudes
Fantasy Bowl XXIX
The Undergarments (45.2) vs. Bad Attitudes (71.9)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Jan 2, 2023) In a week 17 UFFLE playoff event, the 9-5 Bad Attitudes embarrased a strong 13-1 The Undergarments team by a score of 71.90 to 45.20.
Bad Attitudes were helped out by a 21.50 point effort from Travis Etienne, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 108 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 32 receiving yards. With this performance, Etienne was the number 5 ranked running back for week 17. They also got help from a 12.30 point effort from Aaron Jones, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 111 rushing yards in addition to 2 receiving yards.
“We really took it to ’em,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.
The Undergarments were helped out by a 9.40 point effort from T.J. Hockenson, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 59 receiving yards. They also got help from a 9.00 point effort from the New York Giants Defensive Team.
“It’s been a great ride,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.
Compounding the issue, The Undergarments could have scored 81.60 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Gardner Minshew and his corresponding 16.70 points on the bench.
This season’s MVP is Justin Jefferson from The Undergarments.
This season’s Rookie of the Year is Breece Hall of The Hellfish.
Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week
Vinny’s Gang (112.25) at The Undergarments (119.1)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 26, 2022) In a week 16 UFFLE playoff rivalry, the 13-1 The Undergarments squeaked by a tough 8-6 Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 119.10 to 112.25, extending their winning streak to 7 games.
The Undergarments were led to their 6.85 point victory by a 29.40 point effort from T.J. Hockenson, who beat the New York Giants defense for 109 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Hockenson was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 16. They also got help from a 25.70 point effort from Josh Allen, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 172 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 41 rushing yards.
“We came to play,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.
Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 30.45 point effort from Dak Prescott, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 347 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 41 rushing yards. With this performance, Prescott was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 16. They also got help from a 29.00 point effort from CeeDee Lamb, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 120 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.
“Our defense didn’t show up today,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.
Adding salt to the wound, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 132.35 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Jakobi Meyers and his corresponding 17.30 points on the bench.
Coming up in week 17, The Undergarments are at the 9-5 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 10.7-point underdog.
View all game recaps below:
Bad Attitudes 104.35 Greasy Weasels 82.90
Vinny’s Gang 112.25 The Undergarments 119.10
Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week
Vinny’s Gang (84.2) at Squishy Fuzz (80.9)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 19, 2022) In a week 15 UFFLE playoff showdown, the 8-6 Vinny’s Gang squeaked by a tough 9-5 Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 84.20 to 80.90, silencing a partisan crowd of 69,461.
Vinny’s Gang were led to their 3.30 point victory by a 22.80 point effort from Christian McCaffrey, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 108 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 30 receiving yards. With this performance, McCaffrey was the number 5 ranked running back for week 15. They also got help from a 16.20 point effort from CeeDee Lamb, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 126 receiving yards in addition to 1 rushing yards.
“Our fans were the 12th man today,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.
Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 23.10 point effort from Justin Fields, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 152 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 95 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18.30 point effort from Chris Godwin, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 83 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“I don’t want to point fingers,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.
Compounding the issue, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 96.60 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Najee Harris and his corresponding 14.60 points on the bench.
Coming up in week 16, Vinny’s Gang are at the 13-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 9.3-point favorite.
View all game recaps below:
Pickled Harrons 99.00 Bad Attitudes 108.30
Vinny’s Gang 84.20 Squishy Fuzz 80.90
The Undergarments BYE
Greasy Weasels BYE
Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week
The Undergarments (113.35) at October Hunters (108.7)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 12, 2022) In a week 14 UFFLE showdown, the 13-1 The Undergarments squeaked by a disappointing 4-10 October Hunters team by a score of 113.35 to 108.70, extending their winning streak to 7 games.
The Undergarments were led to their 4.65 point victory by a 27.80 point effort from Justin Jefferson, who tore apart the Detroit Lions defense for 223 receiving yards. With this performance, Jefferson was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 14. They also got help from a 21.05 point effort from Josh Allen, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 147 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 47 rushing yards.
“This MVP award belongs to the whole team,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.
October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.40 point effort from Jared Goff, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 330 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 9 rushing yards. With this performance, Goff was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 14. They also got help from a 18.40 point effort from Josh Jacobs, who got by the Los Angeles Rams defense for 99 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 15 receiving yards.
“I take full responsibility for this loss,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.
Causing further embarrassment, October Hunters could have scored 119.30 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like Marquise Goodwin and his corresponding 18.00 points on the bench.
October Hunters drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 14.
This brings the record for The Undergarments to 13-1, and drops October Hunters to a record of 4-10.
Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week
October Hunters (79.6) at The Lawn Wranglers (78.25)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 5, 2022) In a week 13 UFFLE clash, the 4-9 October Hunters squeaked by a hapless 2-11 The Lawn Wranglers team by a score of 79.60 to 78.25, silencing a partisan crowd of 67,850.
October Hunters were led to their 1.35 point victory by a 23.00 point effort from Jared Goff, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 340 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. With this performance, Goff was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 22.00 point effort from Josh Jacobs, who beat the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 144 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 6 receiving yards.
“We came to play,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.
The Lawn Wranglers were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.45 point effort from Justin Herbert, who beat the Las Vegas Raiders defense for 335 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 7 rushing yards. They also got help from a 19.10 point effort from D’Andre Swift, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 62 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 49 receiving yards.
“These guys have nothing to be ashamed of,” The Lawn Wranglers coach Todd Kammeijer said.
Adding salt to the wound, The Lawn Wranglers could have scored 87.25 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Todd Kammeijer left key players like Alexander Mattison and his corresponding 8.80 points on the bench.
This brings the record for October Hunters to 4-9, and drops The Lawn Wranglers to a record of 2-11.
Coming up in week 14, the 5-8 The Hellfish are at The Lawn Wranglers, where The Lawn Wranglers are an early 7.3-point favorite, while the 12-1 The Undergarments are at October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 11.6-point underdog.
Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week
Bad Attitudes (83.5) at Greasy Weasels (93.85)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 28, 2022) In a week 12 UFFLE event, the 8-4 Greasy Weasels beat a tough 7-5 Bad Attitudes team by a score of 93.85 to 83.50, behind the support of 77,839 faithful fans at The Grease Pit.
Greasy Weasels were led to their 10.35 point victory by a 17.70 point effort from Stefon Diggs, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 77 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 17.30 point effort from Jonathan Taylor, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 86 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 12 receiving yards.
“It was a total team effort,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.
Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 17.40 point effort from Aaron Jones, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 43 rushing yards in addition to 56 receiving yards. They also got help from a 16.70 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins, who got by the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 87 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“Give them all the credit,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.
Adding salt to the wound, Bad Attitudes could have scored 108.75 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Trevor Lawrence and his corresponding 26.15 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 8-4, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 7-5.
Coming up in week 13, the 3-9 Elvis Impersonators are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 18.4-point favorite, while the 6-6 Grid Iron Bullies are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 14.1-point underdog.
Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week
Greasy Weasels (86.75) at The Undergarments (90.85)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 21, 2022) In a week 11 UFFLE showdown, the 10-1 The Undergarments squeaked by a tough 7-4 Greasy Weasels team by a score of 90.85 to 86.75, extending their winning streak to 4 games.
The Undergarments were led to their 4.10 point victory by a 33.90 point effort from Tony Pollard, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 80 rushing yards in addition to 109 receiving yards. With this performance, Pollard was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 13.55 point effort from Josh Allen, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 197 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 7 rushing yards.
“It was a total team effort,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.
Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 17.65 point effort from Kenny Pickett, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 265 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 14 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16.90 point effort from Jonathan Taylor, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 84 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 10 receiving yards.
“We lost our focus,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.
Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 101.95 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Ryan Tannehill and his corresponding 22.65 points on the bench.
This brings the record for The Undergarments to 10-1, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 7-4.
Coming up in week 12, The Undergarments are at the 6-5 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 16.8-point underdog, while the 7-4 Bad Attitudes are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 5.7-point favorite.
Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week
The Lawn Wranglers (97.3) at Bad Attitudes (97.45)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 14, 2022) In a week 10 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, the 6-4 Bad Attitudes squeaked by a hapless 1-9 The Lawn Wranglers team by a score of 97.45 to 97.30, who have now lost 9 games in a row.
Bad Attitudes were led to their 0.15 point victory by a 27.00 point effort from Christian Kirk, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 105 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Kirk was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 10. They also got help from a 21.55 point effort from Trevor Lawrence, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 259 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 26 rushing yards.
“This team shows a lot of resiliency,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.
The Lawn Wranglers were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.10 point effort from Dalvin Cook, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 119 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 27 receiving yards. With this performance, Cook was the number 5 ranked running back for week 10. They also got help from a 16.70 point effort from Raheem Mostert, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 65 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 22 receiving yards.
“We shot ourselves in the foot,” The Lawn Wranglers coach Todd Kammeijer said.
Causing further embarrassment, The Lawn Wranglers could have scored 109.65 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Todd Kammeijer left key players like Kirk Cousins and his corresponding 22.05 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 6-4, and drops The Lawn Wranglers to a record of 1-9.
Coming up in week 11, Bad Attitudes are at the 6-4 Pickled Harrons, where Pickled Harrons are an early 28.8-point favorite, while the 4-6 Grid Iron Bullies are at The Lawn Wranglers, where The Lawn Wranglers are an early 3.5-point underdog.