Week 13 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Greasy Weasels (60) at October Hunters (58)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 5, 2016) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough October Hunters team by a score of 60 to 58, silencing a partisan crowd of 68,075 at The Hunting Grounds.

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Le’Veon Bell

Greasy Weasels were led to their 2 point victory by a 17 point effort from Le’Veon Bell, who beat the New York Giants defense for 118 rushing yards in addition to 64 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Zach Ertz, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 79 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

We’re tickled to death,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 271 passing yards and 1 passing TD. With this performance, Cousins was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Darren Sproles, who snuck past the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 14 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 35 receiving yards.

The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Compounding the issue, October Hunters could have scored 61 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like Michael Floyd and his corresponding 7 points on the bench.

Greasy Weasels took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 13.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 7-6, and drops October Hunters to a record of 6-7.

View all game recaps below:

Greasy Weasels 60 October Hunters 58
Vinny’s Gang 50 The Slim Shaggys 82
Twee Twerps 90 The Hellfish 73
The Wondrful Gazonks 98 Squishy Fuzz 103
Z-Squad 57 Grid Iron Bullies 66
Bad Attitudes 57 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 103
The Undergarments 79 Elvis Impersonators 88
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Playoff Scenarios

Alright, here are the playoff scenarios. The tie-breaking, like most years, gets pretty crazy. For the most part it’s pretty straightforward. I didn’t figure out all the tie-breaking scenarios because if the tie is between three or more teams it often comes down to total points scored if there isn’t one team that has a head-to-head victory over all the others.

Teams that are in:

The Hellfish – Win the North Division and #1 seed with a win.
Twee Twerps – Win the North Division and #1 seed with a win.
Squishy Fuzz – Clinched wild card and will be seeded based on power ranking.
The Undergarments – Won the South Division and #2 seed.

Teams that control their destiny:

Bad Attitudes – In with a win. Have tie-breaker over Elvis Impersonators, October Hunters, and Grid Iron Bullies.
Elvis Impersonators – In with a win. Have tie-breaker over Greasy Weasels.

Teams that need help:
Grid Iron Bullies – Need a win and Elvis Impersonators or Bad Attitudes loss and needs to win a tie-breaker. They have the tie-breaker over the Elvis Impersonators, and Greasy Weasels.
Greasy Weasels – Need a win and Elvis Impersonators or Bad Attitudes loss and needs to win a tie-breaker. They have the tie-breaker over the Bad Attitudes.
October Hunters – Need a win and Elvis Impersonators or Bad Attitudes loss and needs to win a tie-breaker. They have the tie-breaker over the Elvis Impersonators, and Grid Iron Bullies.

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Week 12 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Grid Iron Bullies (58) at October Hunters (61)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 28, 2016) In a week 12 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, October Hunters squeaked by a tough Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 61 to 58, behind the support of 67,039 faithful fans at The Hunting Grounds.

Cousins, Kirk WAS QB
Kirk Cousins

October Hunters were led to their 3 point victory by a 31 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who tore apart the Dallas Cowboys defense for 449 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards. With this performance, Cousins was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Delanie Walker, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 50 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

Our fans were the 12th man today,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Dak Prescott, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 195 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 39 rushing yards. They also got help from a 8 point effort from DeMarco Murray, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 43 rushing yards in addition to 41 receiving yards.

They stepped up and made the plays,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Compounding the issue, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 94 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Tyreek Hill and his corresponding 23 points on the bench.

October Hunters took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 12.

This brings the record for October Hunters to 6-6, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 6-6.

Coming up in week 13, the 6-6 Greasy Weasels are at October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 13.0-point underdog, while the 3-9 Z-Squad are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 11.6-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

The Wondrful Gazonks 88 Greasy Weasels 72
Grid Iron Bullies 58 October Hunters 61
Bad Attitudes 87 Vinny’s Gang 76
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 66 The Undergarments 83
Squishy Fuzz 90 Twee Twerps 113
The Hellfish 78 Z-Squad 69
The Slim Shaggys 53 Elvis Impersonators 85
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Week 11 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Twee Twerps (75) at Grid Iron Bullies (73)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 21, 2016) In a week 11 UFFLE battle, Twee Twerps squeaked by a tough Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 75 to 73, silencing a partisan crowd of 67,366 at THE LAND OF ASS KICKING STADIUM.

Johnson, David ARI RB
David Johnson

Twee Twerps were led to their 2 point victory by a 27 point effort from David Johnson, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 103 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 57 receiving yards. With this performance, Johnson was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Derek Carr, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 295 passing yards and 3 passing TDs.

We knew what we had to do and went out and did it,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Brock Osweiler, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 243 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 19 rushing yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from DeMarco Murray, who snuck past the Indianapolis Colts defense for 70 rushing yards in addition to 9 receiving yards.

These guys have nothing to be ashamed of,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Compounding the issue, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 82 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Dak Prescott and his corresponding 25 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 8-3, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 6-5.

Coming up in week 12, Grid Iron Bullies are at the 5-6 October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 14.3-point underdog, while the 8-3 Squishy Fuzz are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 21.1-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Greasy Weasels 91 The Slim Shaggys 61
Z-Squad 53 The Undergarments 98
Squishy Fuzz 76 October Hunters 70
The Wondrful Gazonks 54 Vinny’s Gang 65
Twee Twerps 75 Grid Iron Bullies 73
The Hellfish 88 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 64
Elvis Impersonators 64 Bad Attitudes 86
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Week 10 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (65) at Squishy Fuzz (66)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 14, 2016) In a week 10 UFFLE battle, Squishy Fuzz squeaked by a tough Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 66 to 65, behind the support of 71,746 faithful fans.

Flacco, Joe BAL QB
Joe Flacco

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 1 point victory by a 24 point effort from Joe Flacco, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 296 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Jordan Howard, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 100 rushing yards.

I was just doing my job,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Jordy Nelson, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 126 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Nelson was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 10. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Matt Bryant, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 3 field goals made.

They ate our lunch,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Compounding the issue, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 68 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jeremy Griffith left key players like Will Tye and his corresponding 5 points on the bench.

Squishy Fuzz took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 10.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 7-3, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 4-6.

Coming up in week 11, Squishy Fuzz are at the 5-5 October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 7.7-point underdog, while the 8-2 The Hellfish are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 11.9-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:

The Hellfish 86 Greasy Weasels 92
Bad Attitudes 72 The Undergarments 101
October Hunters 76 The Slim Shaggys 64
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 65 Squishy Fuzz 66
Twee Twerps 106 Z-Squad 76
Vinny’s Gang 66 Grid Iron Bullies 82
Elvis Impersonators 66 The Wondrful Gazonks 105
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Week 9 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

The Hellfish (83) at Squishy Fuzz (75)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 7, 2016) In a week 9 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, The Hellfish squeaked by a tough Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 83 to 75, extending the winning streak for The Hellfish to 5 games.

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Aaron Rodgers

The Hellfish were led to their 8 point victory by a 27 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 297 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 43 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 9. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Jason Witten, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 134 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

We managed to eke out a win,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Jimmy Graham, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 103 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Graham was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 9. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Andrew Luck, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 281 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 15 rushing yards.

It’s been a great ride,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 8-1, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 6-3.

Coming up in week 10, The Hellfish are at the 4-5 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 5.8-point underdog, while the 4-5 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 2.8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Greasy Weasels 79 Twee Twerps 65
The Slim Shaggys 82 Grid Iron Bullies 102
The Hellfish 83 Squishy Fuzz 75
Z-Squad 54 Elvis Impersonators 114
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 86 Vinny’s Gang 94
Bad Attitudes 90 The Wondrful Gazonks 80
The Undergarments 85 October Hunters 60
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Week 8 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Greasy Weasels (72) at Z-Squad (69)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 31, 2016) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough Z-Squad team by a score of 72 to 69, silencing a partisan crowd of 65,577 at Frozen Tundra.

Palmer, Carson ARI QB
Carson Palmer

Greasy Weasels were led to their 3 point victory by a 27 point effort from Carson Palmer, who tore apart the Carolina Panthers defense for 363 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Jordan Matthews, who snuck past the Dallas Cowboys defense for 65 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

We managed to eke out a win,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Travis Kelce, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 101 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Kelce was the number 3 ranked tight end for week 8. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 212 passing yards in addition to 43 rushing yards.

They out-coached us,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Adding salt to the wound, Z-Squad could have scored 94 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Marcus Mariota and his corresponding 20 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 3-5, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 3-5.

Coming up in week 9, Greasy Weasels are at the 6-2 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 23.2-point favorite, while Z-Squad are at the 5-3 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 24.6-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Greasy Weasels 72 Z-Squad 69
Grid Iron Bullies 83 The Wondrful Gazonks 68
The Undergarments 86 Squishy Fuzz 74
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 57 October Hunters 51
The Slim Shaggys 83 Bad Attitudes 102
Vinny’s Gang 80 Twee Twerps 96
Elvis Impersonators 67 The Hellfish 121
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Week 7 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Grid Iron Bullies (78.35) at Squishy Fuzz (78.65)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 24, 2016) In a week 7 UFFLE battle, Squishy Fuzz beat a strong Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 78.65 to 78.35, extending the winning streak for Squishy Fuzz to 5 games.

Luck, Andrew IND QB
Andrew Luck

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 0.3 point victory by a 28.35 point effort from Andrew Luck, who tore apart the Tennessee Titans defense for 353 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 17 rushing yards. With this performance, Luck was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 17.6 point effort from Randall Cobb, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 95 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 21 rushing yards.

We played our hearts out,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.7 point effort from DeMarco Murray, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 107 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 20 receiving yards. With this performance, Murray was the number 6 ranked running back for week 7. They also got help from a 14.4 point effort from Frank Gore, who snuck past the Tennessee Titans defense for 61 rushing yards in addition to 22 receiving yards.

Not to take away anything from our opponents, but we didn’t play like we’re capable of playing,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 82 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Latavius Murray and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 6-1, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 3-4.

Coming up in week 8, Grid Iron Bullies are at the 3-4 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 15.3-point underdog, while the 3-4 The Undergarments are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 4.1-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:

Elvis Impersonators 118 Greasy Weasels 80
The Hellfish 100 The Undergarments 49
Twee Twerps 116 The Slim Shaggys 80
The Wondrful Gazonks 78 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 69
Z-Squad 77 Bad Attitudes 89
October Hunters 79 Vinny’s Gang 31
Grid Iron Bullies 78 Squishy Fuzz 79
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Week 6 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

The Undergarments (58) at The Slim Shaggys (69)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 17, 2016) In a week 6 UFFLE rivalry, The Slim Shaggys beat a strong The Undergarments team by a score of 69 to 58, behind the support of 69,628 faithful fans at Shags house of Slam.

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Coby Fleener

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 11 point victory by a 19 point effort from Coby Fleener, who snuck past the Carolina Panthers defense for 74 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 2 rushing yards. With this performance, Fleener was the number 2 ranked tight end for week 6. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Russell Wilson, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 270 passing yards in addition to 7 rushing yards.

It feels great to be world champions,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Blake Bortles, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 271 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 1 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Ezekiel Elliott, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 157 rushing yards in addition to 17 receiving yards.

They own us,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Undergarments could have scored 84 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Terrance West and his corresponding 23 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 2-4, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 3-3.

Coming up in week 7, the 5-1 The Hellfish are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 10.3-point favorite, while the 4-2 Twee Twerps are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 33.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:

Greasy Weasels 102 Bad Attitudes 77
Elvis Impersonators 110 Twee Twerps 84
Vinny’s Gang 65 Squishy Fuzz 77
The Wondrful Gazonks 48 The Hellfish 66
Z-Squad 79 October Hunters 55
The Undergarments 58 The Slim Shaggys 69
Grid Iron Bullies 62 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 97
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Week 5 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

October Hunters (87) at Elvis Impersonators (86)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 10, 2016) In a week 5 UFFLE showdown, October Hunters squeaked by a tough Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 87 to 86, silencing a partisan crowd of 71,073 at Graceland.

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Brandon Marshall

October Hunters were led to their 1 point victory by a 17 point effort from Brandon Marshall, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 114 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who got by the Baltimore Ravens defense for 260 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

We knew we had to defend our home turf,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Martellus Bennett, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 67 receiving yards and 3 receiving TDs. With this performance, Bennett was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 5. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Theo Riddick, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 49 rushing yards in addition to 33 receiving yards.

We don’t care about moral victories,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Compounding the issue, Elvis Impersonators could have scored 89 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brandon Mannie left key players like Terrelle Pryor and his corresponding 4 points on the bench.

Elvis Impersonators drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 5.

This brings the record for October Hunters to 3-2, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 3-2.

Coming up in week 6, Elvis Impersonators are at the 4-1 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 19.1-point favorite, while the 2-3 Z-Squad are at October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 1.8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Greasy Weasels 82 The Undergarments 105
Vinny’s Gang 55 The Hellfish 84
The Slim Shaggys 66 The Wondrful Gazonks 74
Twee Twerps 119 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 74
Squishy Fuzz 85 Z-Squad 53
October Hunters 87 Elvis Impersonators 86
Grid Iron Bullies 64 Bad Attitudes 74
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