Here are all the 2008 keepers in one place.
| 2008 Keepers | |||
| Twee Twerps | T.J. Houshmanzadeh | ||
| The Slim Shaggys | Clinton Portis | Maurice Jones-Drew | |
| The Hellfish | Tom Brady | ||
| Elvis Impersonators | Larry Johnson | Michael Turner | |
| The Wondrful Gazonks | Brian Westbrook | ||
| Bad Attitudes | Randy Moss | Marvin Harrison | Selvin Young |
| Grid Iron Bullies | Julius Jones | Jason Witten | JaMarcus Russell |
| Hot Buttered Moose Nuts | Joseph Addai | Chester Taylor | |
| Squishy Fuzz | Marshawn Lynch | Calvin Johnson | Marion Barber |
| San Quentin Saints | Kellen Winslow | Marques Colston | Dwayne Bowe |
| The Undergarments | Ladanian Tomlinson | Tony Romo | Jamal Lewis |
| Greasy Weasels | Brandon Marshall | ||
| Vinny’s Gang | Adrian Peterson(MN) | David Garrard | |
| Z-Squad | Willie Parker | Ryan Grant | Braylon Edwards |