Greasy Weasels 72 The Hellfish 59
Matt Hasselbeck got enough on Monday night for the Greasy Weasels to pull out the win. With Vinny’s Gang losing this week, the Greasy Weasels are now alone atop the Western Division. The Hellfish Missed Tom Brady and Shaun Alexander this week. They kept it close, but just didn’t have enough.
San Quentin Saints 122 The Slim Shaggys 90
The San Quentin Saints were the highest scoring team this week. Everybody had a great game for them. The Slim Shaggys also had a great game putting up 90 points, but nobody was beating the San Quentin Saints this week. The Undergarments and Squishy Fuzz both won though, so the San Quentin Saints still remain one game back in the Eastern Division.
Elvis Impersonators 57 Vinny’s Gang 51
The Elvis Impersonators aren’t ready to play the spoiler just yet, but this week they did. It wasn’t pretty, but they squeaked out the win over Vinny’s Gang. It was a tough loss for Vinny’s Gang, but the loss of Adrian Peterson is probably going to hurt worse.
The Wondrful Gazonks 105 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 24
This might have been the biggest blowout in UFFLE history. The Wondrful Gazonk broke the century mark for only their third time and the Hot Buttered Moose Nuts had the third worst scoring game in their history.
Z-Squad 108 Twee Twerps 47
Z-Squad reached the century mark and completed the sweep of the Twee Twerps this season. They now have a game and a half lead in the Central Division. The Twee Twerps have lost two straight game, but still have plenty of time to catch Z-Squad in the Central Division.
Squishy Fuzz 58 Bad Attitudes 41
The Squishy Fuzz didn’t have a great game, but they still got the win and remain in first place in the Eastern Division. It was a tough week for the Bad Attitudes. They lost some great players because of a bye and Marvin Harrison didn’t play either.
The Undergarments 82 Grid Iron Bullies 70
The Undergarments get the win and remain in a first place tie with the Squishy Fuzz in the Eastern Division. The Grid Iron Bullies lost their third straight game, and fall to 3-8.