(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 6, 2008) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts embarrassed a hapless The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 75 to 46, extending the losing streak for The Wondrful Gazonks to 3 games.
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 29 point victory by a 19 point effort from Eli Manning, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 267 passing yards and 2 passing tds. With this performance, Manning was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 5. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Hines Ward, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 90 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.
“We brought our A-game,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.
The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from John Carney, who snuck past the Seattle Seahawks defense for 3 field goals made and 5 extra points. With this performance, Carney was the number 2 ranked place kicker for week 5. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Brian Westbrook, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 33 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 51 receiving yards.
“I’m really proud of our guys,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.
This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 1-4-1, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 2-3-1.
Coming up in week 6, the 1-5 Vinny’s Gang are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 3.7-point favorite, while the 4-2 Twee Twerps are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 26.3-point underdog.
