Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (72) at Grid Iron Bullies (69)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 21, 2020) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional contest, the 2-0 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts squeaked by a hapless 0-2 Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 72 to 69, silencing a partisan crowd of 69,061 at THE LAND OF ASS KICKING STADIUM.
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 3 point victory by a 32 point effort from Russell Wilson, who got by the New England Patriots defense for 288 passing yards and 5 passing TDs in addition to 39 rushing yards. With this performance, Wilson was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 2. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Justin Tucker, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 4 field goals made and 3 extra points.
“We were really on our game,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.
Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Las Vegas Raiders defense for 312 passing yards and 1 passing TD. They also got help from a 14 point effort from John Brown, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 82 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We dug ourselves a deep hole,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.
Causing further embarrassment, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 84 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Ryan Tannehill and his corresponding 24 points on the bench.
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 2.
This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 2-0, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 0-2.
Coming up in week 3, the 0-2 Greasy Weasels are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 14.0-point underdog, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 2-0 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 18-point favorite.
View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 90 Z-Squad 128
Pickled Harrons 128 Vinny’s Gang 104
The Slim Shaggys 98 The Hellfish 78
Squishy Fuzz 115 October Hunters 65
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 72 Grid Iron Bullies 69
Bad Attitudes 83 The Undergarments 90