Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week
The Lawn Wranglers (98.1) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts(98.7)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 31, 2022) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, the 3-5 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts squeaked by a hapless 1-7 The Lawn Wranglers team by a score of 98.70 to 98.10, who have now lost 7 games in a row.
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 0.60 point victory by a 25.50 point effort from Tyreek Hill, who tore apart the Detroit Lions defense for 188 receiving yards in addition to 7 rushing yards. With this performance, Hill was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 8. They also got help from a 22.20 point effort from Lamar Jackson, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 238 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 43 rushing yards.
“We’re going to savor this victory,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.
The Lawn Wranglers were helped out in a losing cause by a 25.80 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 232 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 22 rushing yards. They also got help from a 22.60 point effort from Dalvin Cook, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 111 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 30 receiving yards.
“We weren’t mentally prepared,” The Lawn Wranglers coach Todd Kammeijer said.
Adding salt to the wound, The Lawn Wranglers could have scored 108.15 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Todd Kammeijer left key players like Marcus Mariota and his corresponding 25.95 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 3-5, and drops The Lawn Wranglers to a record of 1-7.
Coming up in week 9, the 5-3 Z-Squad are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 12.3-point favorite, while The Lawn Wranglers are at the 7-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 10.5-point favorite.