Twee Twerps 2018 Keepers

The Twee Twerps will be keeping Todd Gurley, Dalvin Cook, and David Johnson. They will be giving up their 1st, 2nd, and 5th round picks.

Vinny’s Gang wins Fantasy Bowl XXIV

Congratulations to Vinny’s Gang for winning Fantasy Bowl XXIV, in the closest Fantasy Bowl ever. This was the league record fifth Winkenbach Trophy for Vinny’s Gang. It was a heartbreaking loss for The Grid Iron Bullies who come up short in their second straight Fantasy Bowl appearance.

The Fantasy Bowl XXIV MVP is Melvin Gordon.

Fantasy Bowl XXIV

Fantasy Recap-Fantasy Bowl XXIV

Grid Iron Bullies(86) vs Vinny’s Gang(87)

Melvin Gordon
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 25, 2017) In a week 16 UFFLE showdown, Vinny’s Gang squeaked by a tough Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 87 to 86, extending the winning streak for Vinny’s Gang to 6 games.

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 1 point victory by a 18 point effort from Melvin Gordon, who got by the New York Jets defense for 81 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 47 receiving yards. With this performance, Gordon was the number 6 ranked running back for week 16. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Matt Ryan, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 288 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 7 rushing yards.

“It was a workman-like effort,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 26 point effort from Dion Lewis, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 129 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 24 receiving yards. With this performance, Lewis was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 16. They also got help from a 15 point effort from the Carolina Panthers Defensive Team.

“Not to take away anything from our opponents, but we didn’t play like we’re capable of playing,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 109 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Alex Smith and his corresponding 19 points on the bench.

2017 MVP and ROY

This year’s MVP is Antonio Brown of the Squishy Fuzz. He is the first wide receiver ever to win the award. This year’s Rookie of the Year is Alvin Kamara of the Vinny’s Gang. He is probably a big part of Vinny’s Gang making it to Fantasy Bowl XXIV.

Playoffs Round 2 Recaps

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Elvis Impersonators (84) at Grid Iron Bullies (86)

Dak Prescott
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 18, 2017) In a week 15 UFFLE battle, Grid Iron Bullies squeaked by a tough Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 86 to 84, silencing a partisan crowd of 65,856 at Graceland.

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 2 point victory by a 19 point effort from Dak Prescott, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 212 passing yards in addition to 32 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Michael Crabtree, who snuck past the Dallas Cowboys defense for 39 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“This team shows a lot of poise,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Le’Veon Bell, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 117 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 48 receiving yards. With this performance, Bell was the number 6 ranked running back for week 15. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Drew Brees, who got by the New York Jets defense for 281 passing yards and 2 passing TDs.

“We didn’t get the big breaks today,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Compounding the issue, Elvis Impersonators could have scored 100 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brandon Mannie left key players like Greg Olsen and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 9-4, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 9-4.

Coming up in week 16, Grid Iron Bullies are at the 9-4 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 17.1-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Elvis Impersonators 84 Grid Iron Bullies 86
Squishy Fuzz 61 Vinny’s Gang 93

Playoffs Round 1 Recaps

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

The Undergarments (82) at Elvis Impersonators (110)

Le’Veon Bell
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 11, 2017) In a week 14 UFFLE matchup, Elvis Impersonators beat a strong The Undergarments team by a score of 110 to 82, silencing a partisan crowd of 73,810.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 28 point victory by a 29 point effort from Le’Veon Bell, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 48 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 77 receiving yards. With this performance, Bell was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 14. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Drew Brees, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 271 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards.

“This was a good win for us,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Kareem Hunt, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 116 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 22 receiving yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Adam Thielen, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 105 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We only have to look in the mirror,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Compounding the issue, The Undergarments could have scored 111 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Jonathan Stewart and his corresponding 28 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 9-4, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 7-6.

Coming up in week 15, Elvis Impersonators are at the 9-4 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 1.6-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:

Greasy Weasels 92 Squishy Fuzz 121
The Undergarments 82 Elvis Impersonators 110
Vinny’s Gang BYE
Grid Iron Bullies BYE

Week 13 Recaps

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

The Undergarments (66) at October Hunters (62)

Jared Goff
MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 4, 2017) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, The Undergarments squeaked by a tough October Hunters team by a score of 66 to 62, silencing a partisan crowd of 72,490 at The Hunting Grounds.

The Undergarments were led to their 4 point victory by a 17 point effort from Jared Goff, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 220 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Greg Zuerlein, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 4 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“This was a confidence booster,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 251 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 6 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Evan Engram, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 99 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“They wanted it more than we did,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, October Hunters could have scored 79 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like Josh McCown and his corresponding 32 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 7-6, and drops October Hunters to a record of 4-9.

Coming up in week 14, The Undergarments are at the 9-4 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 6.8-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:

The Slim Shaggys 60 Grid Iron Bullies 99
The Hellfish 66 Squishy Fuzz 77
Greasy Weasels 103 Twee Twerps 65
Z-Squad 68 Elvis Impersonators 90
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 77 Vinny’s Gang 127
Bad Attitudes 70 The Wondrful Gazonks 61
The Undergarments 66 October Hunters 62