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This season’s Rookie of the Year is C.J. Stroud from Z-Squad, and this season’s MVP is Vinny’s Gang’s Christian McCaffrey. Christian McCaffrey became the fourth player to win two MVPs. The other three to achieve this feat are Edgerrin James, Tom Brady, and Peyton Manning.
Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week
Vinny’s Gang (91.85) at Greasy Weasels (74.75)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 25, 2023) In a week 16 UFFLE playoff battle, the 9-5 Vinny’s Gang pummeled a tough 9-5 Greasy Weasels team by a score of 91.85 to 74.75, silencing a partisan crowd of 78,787 at The Grease Pit.
Vinny’s Gang were helped out by a 22.20 point effort from CeeDee Lamb, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 118 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 14 rushing yards. They also got help from a 22.10 point effort from Christian McCaffrey, who beat the Baltimore Ravens defense for 103 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 28 receiving yards.
“I want to thank my Lord and Savior,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.
Greasy Weasels were helped out by a 17.55 point effort from Geno Smith, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 227 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 12.10 point effort from Garrett Wilson, who got by the Washington Commanders defense for 76 receiving yards.
“He always has his team ready to play,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.
Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 100.70 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Joe Flacco and his corresponding 28.50 points on the bench.
Coming up in week 17, the 12-2 The Undergarments are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 1-point favorite.
View all game recaps below:
Z-Squad 103.15 The Undergarments 123.15
Vinny’s Gang 91.85 Greasy Weasels 74.75
Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week
Pickled Harrons (72.5) at Z-Squad (102.25)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 18, 2023) In a week 15 UFFLE playoff classic, the 9-5 Z-Squad humiliated a tough 9-5 Pickled Harrons team by a score of 102.25 to 72.50, silencing a partisan crowd of 61,840.
Z-Squad were helped out by a 23.80 point effort from Jahmyr Gibbs, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 100 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 8 receiving yards. With this performance, Gibbs was the number 4 ranked running back for week 15. They also got help from a 21.40 point effort from David Njoku, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 104 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We’re glad to get out of here with the ‘W’,” Z-Squad coach Joshua Grosz said.
Pickled Harrons were helped out by a 22.20 point effort from Jake Browning, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 324 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 13.50 point effort from Alvin Kamara, who snuck past the New York Giants defense for 66 rushing yards in addition to 44 receiving yards.
“We came out flat,” Pickled Harrons coach Cooper Harron said.
Coming up in week 16, Z-Squad are at the 12-2 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 19.5-point favorite.
View all game recaps below:
The Hellfish 59.05 Vinny’s Gang 109.10
Pickled Harrons 72.50 Z-Squad 102.25
Greasy Weasels BYE
The Undergarments BYE
Here are the season ending power rankings:
1. The Undergarments
2. Vinny’s Gang
3. Greasy Weasels
4. Z-Squad
5. The Lawn Wranglers
6. Pickled Harrons
7. The Hellfish
8. Bad Attitudes
9. Squishy Fuzz
10. Elvis Impersonators
11. Hot Buttered Moose Nuts
12. Grid Iron Bullies
13. October Hunters
14. The Slim Shaggys
The 2024 Divisions will be realigned based on these power rankings. Here are what the 2024 divisions will be:
| North Division | South Division |
|---|---|
| The Undergarments | Vinny's Gang |
| Greasy Weasels | Z-Squad |
| The Lawn Wranglers | Pickled Harrons |
| The Hellfish | Bad Attutides |
| Squishy Fuzz | Elvis Impersonators |
| Hot Buttered Moose Nuts | Grid Iron Bullies |
| October Hunters | The Slim Shaggys |
Part of the 2024 draft order will also be based on the power ranking.
These teams will be in the lottery for picks 1-8.
The Lawn Wranglers
Squishy Fuzz
Elvis Impersonators
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts
The Slim Shaggys
October Hunters
Grid Iron bullies
Bad Attitudes
The next six picks will be these teams in this order with the champ and runner up moving down to 14 and 13.
9. The Hellfish
10. Pickled Harrons
11. Vinny’s Gang
12. Z-Squad
13. Greasy Weasels
14. The Undergarments
Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week
Pickled Harrons (93.05) at Z-Squad (93.7)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 11, 2023) In a week 14 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, the 9-5 Z-Squad squeaked by a tough 9-5 Pickled Harrons team by a score of 93.70 to 93.05, behind the support of 61,627 faithful fans at Frozen Tundra.
Z-Squad were led to their 0.65 point victory by a 24.10 point effort from David Njoku, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 91 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Njoku was the number 2 ranked tight end for week 14. They also got help from a 17.60 point effort from Derrick Henry, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 34 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 17 receiving yards.
“This team shows a lot of pride,” Z-Squad coach Joshua Grosz said.
Pickled Harrons were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.45 point effort from Jake Browning, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 275 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 7 rushing yards. With this performance, Browning was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 14. They also got help from a 13.10 point effort from Alvin Kamara, who snuck past the Carolina Panthers defense for 56 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.
“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” Pickled Harrons coach Cooper Harron said.
Compounding the issue, Pickled Harrons could have scored 114.65 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Cooper Harron left key players like Ezekiel Elliott and his corresponding 23.50 points on the bench.
Pickled Harrons drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 14.
This brings the record for Z-Squad to 9-5, and drops Pickled Harrons to a record of 9-5.
Coming up in week 15, the 9-5 Pickled Harrons are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 11.0-point underdog, while Pickled Harrons are at the 9-5 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 11.0-point underdog.
Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week
The Slim Shaggys (122.5) at Vinny’s Gang (121.75)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 4, 2023) In a week 13 UFFLE showdown, the 4-9 The Slim Shaggys squeaked by a tough 9-4 Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 122.50 to 121.75, silencing a partisan crowd of 64,325.
The Slim Shaggys were led to their 0.75 point victory by a 33.80 point effort from Deebo Samuel, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 116 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs in addition to 22 rushing yards. With this performance, Samuel was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 13. They also got help from a 29.60 point effort from Nico Collins, who tore apart the Denver Broncos defense for 191 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“I want to thank my Lord and Savior,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.
Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 27.25 point effort from Dak Prescott, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 299 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 23 rushing yards. With this performance, Prescott was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 26.60 point effort from CeeDee Lamb, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 116 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 30 rushing yards.
“The best team won today,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.
Causing further embarrassment, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 127.25 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Jonathan Mingo and his corresponding 9.90 points on the bench.
Vinny’s Gang drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 13.
This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 4-9, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 9-4.
Coming up in week 14, The Slim Shaggys are at the 3-10 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 2.2-point favorite, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 6-7 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 34.3-point underdog.
Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week
Z-Squad (91.5) at October Hunters (88.9)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 27, 2023) In a week 12 UFFLE showdown, the 8-4 Z-Squad squeaked by a disappointing 3-9 October Hunters team by a score of 91.50 to 88.90, extending their winning streak to 4 games.
Z-Squad were led to their 2.60 point victory by a 31.90 point effort from C.J. Stroud, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 304 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 47 rushing yards. With this performance, Stroud was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 20.10 point effort from Derrick Henry, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 76 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs.
“They gave us a big scare,” Z-Squad coach Joshua Grosz said.
October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.30 point effort from Sam Howell, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 300 passing yards in addition to 13 rushing yards. They also got help from a 20.50 point effort from Josh Jacobs, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 110 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 15 receiving yards.
“My hat’s off to them,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.
Causing further embarrassment, October Hunters could have scored 94.80 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like Jared Goff and his corresponding 24.50 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Z-Squad to 8-4, and drops October Hunters to a record of 3-9.
Coming up in week 13, Z-Squad are at the 6-6 The Lawn Wranglers, while October Hunters are at the 2-10 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 10.4-point favorite.
Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week
Bad Attitudes (97.1) at Elvis Impersonators (96.85)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 20, 2023) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, the 4-7 Bad Attitudes squeaked by a mediocre 4-7 Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 97.10 to 96.85, silencing a partisan crowd of 74,926.
Bad Attitudes were led to their 0.25 point victory by a 32.80 point effort from Trevor Lawrence, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 262 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 17 rushing yards. With this performance, Lawrence was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 18.90 point effort from George Kittle, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 89 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“This win is for all the fans,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.
Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.85 point effort from Justin Fields, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 169 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 104 rushing yards. They also got help from a 19.10 point effort from D.J. Moore, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 96 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“It’s been a great ride,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.
Adding salt to the wound, Elvis Impersonators could have scored 105.20 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brandon Mannie left key players like Jordan Loven and his corresponding 22.10 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 4-7, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 4-7.
Coming up in week 12, the 8-3 Pickled Harrons are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 1.6-point favorite, while Bad Attitudes are at the 6-5 The Lawn Wranglers, where The Lawn Wranglers are an early 4.1-point favorite.
Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week
The Undergarments (110.05) at Vinny’s Gang (122.2)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 13, 2023) In a week 10 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, the 7-3 Vinny’s Gang beat a strong 9-1 The Undergarments team by a score of 122.20 to 110.05, extending their winning streak to 3 games.
Vinny’s Gang were led to their 12.15 point victory by a 39.90 point effort from Dak Prescott, who tore apart the New York Giants defense for 404 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 17 rushing yards. With this performance, Prescott was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 34.00 point effort from CeeDee Lamb, who beat the New York Giants defense for 151 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 14 rushing yards.
“We snatched victory out of the jaws of defeat,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.
The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.50 point effort from Amon-Ra St. Brown, who beat the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 156 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 9 rushing yards. With this performance, St. Brown was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 10. They also got help from a 24.90 point effort from T.J. Hockenson, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 134 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“They just made the big plays and we didn’t,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.
The Undergarments drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 10.
This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 7-3, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 9-1.
Coming up in week 11, Vinny’s Gang are at the 7-3 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 5.6-point underdog, while the 3-7 October Hunters are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 13.4-point favorite.
Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week
Grid Iron Bullies (68.35) at Squishy Fuzz (52)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 6, 2023) In a week 9 UFFLE showdown, the 3-6 Grid Iron Bullies destroyed a disappointing 3-6 Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 68.35 to 52.00, silencing a partisan crowd of 79,093.
Grid Iron Bullies were helped out by a 20.00 point effort from Austin Ekeler, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 47 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 23 receiving yards. With this performance, Ekeler was the number 5 ranked running back for week 9. They also got help from a 17.65 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 185 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 24 rushing yards.
“We made our own breaks,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.
Squishy Fuzz were helped out by a 15.30 point effort from Joe Mixon, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 37 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 31 receiving yards. They also got help from a 8.00 point effort from Chris Boswell, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 2 field goals made and 2 extra points.
“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.
Compounding the issue, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 73.60 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Tee Higgins and his corresponding 15.00 points on the bench.
Grid Iron Bullies took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 9.
This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 3-6, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 3-6.
Coming up in week 10, Squishy Fuzz are at the 3-6 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 5.3-point underdog, while the 7-2 Pickled Harrons are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 0.9-point favorite.