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Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
October Hunter (81) at Elvis Impersonators (79)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 2, 2013) In a week 13 UFFLE classic, October Hunter squeaked by a tough Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 81 to 79, silencing a partisan crowd of 68,152 at Graceland.

Calvin Johnson

October Hunter were led to their 2 point victory by a 16 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 101 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Johnson was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 13. They also got help from a 15 point effort from BenJarvus Green-Ellis, who got by the San Diego Chargers defense for 92 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 3 receiving yards.

“We’re tickled to death,” October Hunter coach Orion Bell said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Ryan Fitzpatrick, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 201 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 54 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Jamaal Charles, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 93 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 27 receiving yards.

“It just wasn’t meant to be,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Adding salt to the wound, Elvis Impersonators could have scored 96 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brandon Mannie left key players like Keenan Allen and his corresponding 10 points on the bench.

This brings the record for October Hunter to 7-6, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 8-5.

Coming up in week 14, the 8-5 Bad Attitudes are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 4.2-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Vinny’s Gang 76 The Hellfish 98
The Slim Shaggys 108 The Wondrful Gazonks 81
Twee Twerps 78 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 98
Squishy Fuzz 81 Z-Squad 72
Greasy Weasels 104 The Undergarments 82
October Hunter 81 Elvis Impersonators 79
Grid Iron Bullies 91 Bad Attitudes 106

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Twee Twerps (81) at The Undergarments (88)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 25, 2013) In a week 12 UFFLE battle, The Undergarments squeaked by a tough Twee Twerps team by a score of 88 to 81, extending the winning streak for The Undergarments to 3 games.

Danny Woodhead

The Undergarments were led to their 7 point victory by a 18 point effort from Danny Woodhead, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 25 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 45 receiving yards. With this performance, Woodhead was the number 6 ranked running back for week 12. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Larry Fitzgerald, who snuck past the Indianapolis Colts defense for 52 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs in addition to 4 rushing yards.

“It was a total team effort,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Josh McCown, who tore apart the St. Louis Rams defense for 352 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 4 rushing yards. With this performance, McCown was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Maurice Jones-Drew, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 84 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 60 receiving yards.

“They own us,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Causing further embarrassment, Twee Twerps could have scored 89 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Michael Floyd and his corresponding 10 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 7-5, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 4-8.

Coming up in week 13, Twee Twerps are at the 7-5 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 18.2-point favorite, while the 6-6 Greasy Weasels are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 2.4-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
October Hunter 77 The Wondrful Gazonks 66
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 74 Elvis Impersonators 113
Z-Squad 67 The Slim Shaggys 65
Greasy Weasels 64 Vinny’s Gang 87
Squishy Fuzz 44 Bad Attitudes 85
Twee Twerps 81 The Undergarments 88
The Hellfish 65 Grid Iron Bullies 88

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
October Hunter (75) at The Slim Shaggys (77)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 18, 2013) In a week 11 UFFLE matchup, The Slim Shaggys squeaked by a tough October Hunter team by a score of 77 to 75, behind the support of 65,718 faithful fans at Shags house of Slam.

Chris Johnson

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 2 point victory by a 20 point effort from Chris Johnson, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 86 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs. With this performance, Johnson was the number 6 ranked running back for week 11. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 298 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 6 rushing yards.

“This team has overcome a lot of adversity,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

October Hunter were helped out in a losing cause by a 29 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who tore apart the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 179 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Johnson was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Andy Dalton, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 93 passing yards and 3 passing TDs.

“We got a wake-up call,” October Hunter coach Orion Bell said.

Compounding the issue, October Hunter could have scored 92 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like Chad Henne and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 2-9, and drops October Hunter to a record of 5-6.

Coming up in week 12, October Hunter are at the 6-5 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 0.3-point underdog, while the 2-9 Z-Squad are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 2.5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Bad Attitudes 63 The Undergarments 79
October Hunter 75 The Slim Shaggys 77
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 70 Squishy Fuzz 76
Twee Twerps 108 Z-Squad 72
The Hellfish 45 Greasy Weasels 51
Vinny’s Gang 92 Grid Iron Bullies 57
Elvis Impersonators 56 The Wondrful Gazonks 74

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (89) at Vinny’s Gang (86)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 11, 2013) In a week 10 UFFLE classic, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 89 to 86, extending the winning streak for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 4 games.

Peyton Manning

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 3 point victory by a 28 point effort from Peyton Manning, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 330 passing yards and 4 passing TDs. With this performance, Manning was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Pierre Thomas, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 87 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 24 receiving yards.

“We’re not going to rest on our laurels,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 28 point effort from Demaryius Thomas, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 108 receiving yards and 3 receiving TDs. With this performance, Thomas was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 219 passing yards and 3 passing TDs.

“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Compounding the issue, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 100 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Nick Foles and his corresponding 23 points on the bench.

Vinny’s Gang drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 10.

This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 7-3, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 6-4.

Coming up in week 11, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 7-3 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 7.0-point underdog, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 7-3 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 5.9-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
The Slim Shaggys 49 Grid Iron Bullies 81
The Hellfish 61 Squishy Fuzz 54
Greasy Weasels 67 Twee Twerps 58
Z-Squad 37 Elvis Impersonators 69
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 89 Vinny’s Gang 86
Bad Attitudes 88 The Wondrful Gazonks 62
The Undergarments 88 October Hunter 58

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
The Wondrful Gazonks (104) at Greasy Weasels (103)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 4, 2013) In a week 9 UFFLE battle, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 104 to 103, extending the losing streak for Greasy Weasels to 4 games.

Cam Newton

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 1 point victory by a 23 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 249 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 22 rushing yards. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 140 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 37 receiving yards.

“We’re happy we could pull this one out at the end,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Jimmy Graham, who beat the New York Jets defense for 116 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Graham was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 9. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Tony Romo, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 337 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 8 rushing yards.

“We didn’t match their intensity,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Adding salt to the wound, Greasy Weasels could have scored 118 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Mike James and his corresponding 18 points on the bench.

Greasy Weasels drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 12 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 9.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 5-4, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 4-5.

Coming up in week 10, Greasy Weasels are at the 3-6 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 14.9-point underdog, while the 5-4 Bad Attitudes are at The Wondrful Gazonks.

View all game recaps below:
Grid Iron Bullies 72 October Hunter 86
Bad Attitudes 88 Vinny’s Gang 76
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 83 The Undergarments 58
Squishy Fuzz 98 Twee Twerps 41
The Wondrful Gazonks 104 Greasy Weasels 103
The Hellfish 81 Z-Squad 39
The Slim Shaggys 79 Elvis Impersonators 87

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Bad Attitudes (78) at Twee Twerps (85)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 28, 2013) In a week 8 UFFLE matchup, Twee Twerps squeaked by a tough Bad Attitudes team by a score of 85 to 78, behind the support of 73,982 faithful fans at Tweeter.

Aaron Rodgers

Twee Twerps were led to their 7 point victory by a 23 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 285 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 31 rushing yards. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Andre Ellington, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 154 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 8 receiving yards.

“This win was no fluke,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 31 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 332 passing yards and 5 passing TDs. With this performance, Brees was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Reggie Bush, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 92 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 30 receiving yards.

“They’ve had our number all season,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Adding salt to the wound, Bad Attitudes could have scored 113 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Emmanuel Sanders and his corresponding 16 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 3-5, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 4-4.

Coming up in week 9, Bad Attitudes are at the 6-2 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 9.2-point favorite, while the 6-2 Squishy Fuzz are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 8.4-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 105 Grid Iron Bullies 70
Squishy Fuzz 69 The Slim Shaggys 47
Z-Squad 72 The Wondrful Gazonks 95
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 85 Greasy Weasels 73
October Hunter 112 The Hellfish 33
Bad Attitudes 78 Twee Twerps 85
The Undergarments 37 Vinny’s Gang 101

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Bad Attitudes (68) at The Hellfish (67)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 21, 2013) In a week 7 UFFLE rivalry, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough The Hellfish team by a score of 68 to 67, silencing a partisan crowd of 67,442.

Brandon Weeden

Bad Attitudes were led to their 1 point victory by a 12 point effort from Brandon Weeden, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 149 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 20 rushing yards. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Rob Gronkowski, who beat the New York Jets defense for 114 receiving yards.

“This team shows a lot of poise,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from A.J. Green, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 155 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Green was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 7. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the New York Jets defense for 228 passing yards.

“We didn’t get the big breaks today,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Hellfish could have scored 75 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Sidney Rice and his corresponding 11 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 4-3, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 2-5.

Coming up in week 8, the 3-4 October Hunter are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 11.6-point underdog, while Bad Attitudes are at the 2-5 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 12.7-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Grid Iron Bullies 94 Greasy Weasels 68
The Undergarments 89 The Wondrful Gazonks 64
Bad Attitudes 68 The Hellfish 67
October Hunter 91 Twee Twerps 72
Squishy Fuzz 68 Elvis Impersonators 96
The Slim Shaggys 67 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 87
Vinny’s Gang 83 Z-Squad 58

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (67) at Z-Squad (69)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 14, 2013) In a week 6 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Z-Squad squeaked by a tough Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 69 to 67, behind the support of 72,414 faithful fans at Frozen Tundra.

Vernon Davis

Z-Squad were led to their 2 point victory by a 30 point effort from Vernon Davis, who tore apart the Arizona Cardinals defense for 180 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Davis was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. They also got help from a 8 point effort from Alex Smith, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 128 passing yards in addition to 29 rushing yards.

“This team shows a lot of pride,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 295 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Kyle Rudolph, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 97 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“This is a bitter pill to swallow,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Causing further embarrassment, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 78 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jeremy Griffith left key players like Joe Flacco and his corresponding 23 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 2-4, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 3-3.

Coming up in week 7, the 1-5 The Slim Shaggys are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 12.1-point favorite, while the 4-2 Vinny’s Gang are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 24.3-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 104 Vinny’s Gang 89
The Slim Shaggys 42 The Hellfish 67
The Wondrful Gazonks 70 Twee Twerps 66
Squishy Fuzz 101 Greasy Weasels 54
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 67 Z-Squad 69
October Hunter 86 Bad Attitudes 81
The Undergarments 104 Grid Iron Bullies 51

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Twee Twerps (81) at The Hellfish (73)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 7, 2013) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Twee Twerps squeaked by a tough The Hellfish team by a score of 81 to 73, silencing a partisan crowd of 74,446.

Jacquizz Rodgers

Twee Twerps were led to their 8 point victory by a 17 point effort from Jacquizz Rodgers, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 43 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 15 receiving yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 6 ranked running back for week 5. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 274 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 8 rushing yards.

“This was a good win for us,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Ray Rice, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 74 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 28 receiving yards. With this performance, Rice was the number 2 ranked running back for week 5. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Justin Tucker, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 4 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“We didn’t get the job done,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 2-3, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 1-4.

Coming up in week 6, the 1-4 The Slim Shaggys are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 1.8-point underdog, while the 2-3 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 12.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Vinny’s Gang 86 The Slim Shaggys 61
Twee Twerps 81 The Hellfish 73
The Wondrful Gazonks 59 Squishy Fuzz 68
Greasy Weasels 87 October Hunter 68
Z-Squad 59 Grid Iron Bullies 97
Bad Attitudes 57 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 97
The Undergarments 107 Elvis Impersonators 99

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Grid Iron Bullies (106) at The Wondrful Gazonks (104)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 30, 2013) In a week 4 UFFLE matchup, Grid Iron Bullies squeaked by a tough The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 106 to 104, extending the winning streak for Grid Iron Bullies to 4 games.

Darren Sproles

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 2 point victory by a 25 point effort from Darren Sproles, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 28 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 114 receiving yards. With this performance, Sproles was the number 2 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Frank Gore, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 153 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.

“We knew we had to defend our home turf,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 26 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 140 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs. With this performance, Peterson was the number 1 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who tore apart the Minnesota Vikings defense for 383 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

“We weren’t mentally prepared,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Compounding the issue, The Wondrful Gazonks could have scored 118 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Josh Vadnais left key players like Coby Fleener and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.

The Wondrful Gazonks drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 4.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 4-0, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 2-2.

Coming up in week 5, The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 3-1 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 4.2-point underdog, while the 1-3 Z-Squad are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 24.2-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Grid Iron Bullies 106 The Wondrful Gazonks 104
The Undergarments 84 Squishy Fuzz 94
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 94 October Hunter 84
Greasy Weasels 91 Z-Squad 65
The Slim Shaggys 59 Bad Attitudes 108
Vinny’s Gang 83 Twee Twerps 63
Elvis Impersonators 99 The Hellfish 78