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Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Vinny’s Gang (71) at Squishy Fuzz (70.7)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2014) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Vinny’s Gang beat a strong Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 71 to 70.7, silencing a partisan crowd of 69,503.

Giovani Bernard

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 0.3 point victory by a 17.4 point effort from Giovani Bernard, who snuck past the Tennessee Titans defense for 47 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 7 receiving yards. They also got help from a 16.7 point effort from Victor Cruz, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 107 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“This team shows a lot of resiliency,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.4 point effort from Jeremy Maclin, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 154 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Maclin was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 3. They also got help from a 14.7 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 234 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

“We’ll just have to put this loss behind us,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Compounding the issue, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 81 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like DeSean Jackson and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 1-2, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 1-2.

Coming up in week 4, the 1-2 Elvis Impersonators are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 16.3-point favorite, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 3-0 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 21.7-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 81 Twee Twerps 71
Vinny’s Gang 71 Squishy Fuzz 70.7
The Wondrful Gazonks 56 The Hellfish 76
Greasy Weasels 108 Bad Attitudes 99
Z-Squad 73 October Hunter 89
The Undergarments 75 The Slim Shaggys 54
Grid Iron Bullies 91 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 71

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Vinny’s Gang (87) at The Hellfish (88)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2014) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, The Hellfish squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 88 to 87, behind the support of 65,002 faithful fans.

Aaron Rodgers

The Hellfish were led to their 1 point victory by a 29 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the New York Jets defense for 346 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 28 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Arian Foster, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 138 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 12 receiving yards.

“We weren’t going to just roll over,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Giovani Bernard, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 90 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 79 receiving yards. With this performance, Bernard was the number 2 ranked running back for week 2. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 291 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 8 rushing yards.

“It just wasn’t meant to be,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Compounding the issue, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 97 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Alfred Morris and his corresponding 20 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 1-1, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, Vinny’s Gang are at the 1-1 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 3.0-point underdog, while the 1-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 23-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Vinny’s Gang 87 The Hellfish 88
The Slim Shaggys 56 The Wondrful Gazonks 66
Twee Twerps 65 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 45
Squishy Fuzz 91 Z-Squad 108
Greasy Weasels 80 The Undergarments 42
October Hunter 62 Elvis Impersonators 41
Grid Iron Bullies 71 Bad Attitudes 92

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Bad Attitudes (85) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (83)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 9, 2014) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 85 to 83, silencing a partisan crowd of 67,119 at The Banana Hammock.

Drew Brees

Bad Attitudes were led to their 2 point victory by a 19 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 333 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 19 point effort from DeMarco Murray, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 118 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 25 receiving yards.

“We weren’t going to just lie down,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 269 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Matt Forte, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 82 rushing yards in addition to 87 receiving yards.

“I take full responsibility for this loss,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Causing further embarrassment, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 110 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jeremy Griffith left key players like Ryan Succop and his corresponding 16 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 1-0, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 1-0 Twee Twerps are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 25.0-point underdog, while the 1-0 Grid Iron Bullies are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 5.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Vinny’s Gang 76 The Slim Shaggys 87
Twee Twerps 108 The Hellfish 66
The Wondrful Gazonks 42 Squishy Fuzz 66
Greasy Weasels 105 October Hunter 86
Z-Squad 56 Grid Iron Bullies 90
Bad Attitudes 85 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 83
The Undergarments 87 Elvis Impersonators 63