The Undergarments Win Fantasy Bowl XIX

Aaron RodgersCongratulations to The Undergarments and Fantasy Bowl XIX MVP Aaron Rodgers. They prevailed over Vinny’s Gang in Fantasy Bowl XIX, in their attempt at a first ever three-peat. It was the third Winkenbach Trophy for The Undergarments. Both teams are now 3-2 in Fantasy Bowl games.

Fantasy Bowl XIX

Fantasy Recap – Fantasy Bowl XIX

The Undergarments (132) at Vinny’s Gang (92)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 23, 2012) In a week 16 UFFLE matchup, The Undergarments embarrassed a hapless Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 132 to 92, extending the losing streak for Vinny’s Gang to 4 games. With their 132 points, The Undergarments is now the proud record-holder of the 6th-highest weekly point total in league history.

Rodgers, Aaron GBP QB
Aaron Rodgers

The Undergarments were led to their 40 point victory by a 33 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 342 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 11 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 16. They also got help from a 27 point effort from Roddy White, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 153 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“We came to play,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who tore apart the Atlanta Falcons defense for 443 passing yards in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Alfred Morris, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 91 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 17 receiving yards.

“We came up a little short,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

MVP, ROY, and New Rules For 2013

MVP &ROYMVP & ROY
Well the votes are in and this year’s MVP is Tom Brady of the Elvis Impersonators and this year’s Rooking of the year is Robert Griffin III of the Twee Twerps.

New Rules
A couple of new rules were voted on for next season too.

1. If a team trades out of a round that would be required for a certain keeper, and they have no higher round picks to give up, they will not be able to keep that keeper.

2. Teams will now be penalized for starting players that are on a bye. You will lose a draft pick each time it happens starting with your fourth round pick, then fifth, sixth, and so on. TEs, Coaches, and Defenses are exempt. You will also get one warning since mistakes do happen.

Round 2 Playoffs Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Z-Squad (74) at Vinny’s Gang (94)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 17, 2012) In a week 15 UFFLE rivalry, Vinny’s Gang beat a strong Z-Squad team by a score of 94 to 74, extending the winning streak for Vinny’s Gang to 4 games.

Jones, Julio ATL WR
Julio Jones

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 20 point victory by a 20 point effort from Julio Jones, who snuck past the New York Giants defense for 74 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs in addition to 18 rushing yards. With this performance, Jones was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 15. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Alfred Morris, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 87 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 6 receiving yards.

“We feed off the energy of our fans,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Matt Ryan, who got by the New York Giants defense for 270 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. They also got help from a 12 point effort from the Seattle Seahawks Defensive Team.

“My hat’s off to them,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 7-6, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 8-5.

Coming up in week 16, the 8-5 The Undergarments are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 10-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
The Undergarments 83 Greasy Weasels 58
Z-Squad 74 Vinny’s Gang 94

Round 1 Playoffs Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

The Undergarments (109) at Bad Attitudes (92)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 10, 2012) In a week 14 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, The Undergarments beat a strong Bad Attitudes team by a score of 109 to 92, silencing a partisan crowd of 73,280.

Lynch, Marshawn SEA RB
Marshawn Lynch

The Undergarments were led to their 17 point victory by a 30 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 128 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs. With this performance, Lynch was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 14. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Danario Alexander, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 88 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“This is the greatest feeling in the world,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Jamaal Charles, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 165 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD. With this performance, Charles was the number 4 ranked running back for week 14. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the New York Giants defense for 354 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

“We only have to look in the mirror,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Compounding the issue, Bad Attitudes could have scored 127 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Knowshon Moreno and his corresponding 21 points on the bench.

Bad Attitudes drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 14.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 8-5, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 7-6.

Coming up in week 15, The Undergarments are at the 8-5 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 7.8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 75 Z-Squad 106
The Undergarments 109 Bad Attitudes 92
Greasy Weasels (Bye)
Vinny’s Gang (Bye)

Week 13 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Z-Squad (80) at Elvis Impersonators (81)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 3, 2012) In a week 13 UFFLE matchup, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough Z-Squad team by a score of 81 to 80, behind the support of 70,584 faithful fans at Graceland.

Bryant, Dez DAL WR
Dez Bryant

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 1 point victory by a 21 point effort from Dez Bryant, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 98 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Bryant was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 13. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Matt Forte, who snuck past the Seattle Seahawks defense for 66 rushing yards in addition to 30 receiving yards.

“This was a confidence booster,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Brandon Marshall, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 165 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Ray Rice, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 78 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 5 receiving yards.

“We don’t care about moral victories,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Causing further embarrassment, Z-Squad could have scored 83 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Kendall Wright and his corresponding 7 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 7-6, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 8-5.

Coming up in week 14, Elvis Impersonators are at the 8-5 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 7.2-point favorite, while the 7-6 Elvis Impersonators are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 7.2-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
The Slim Shaggys 79 Grid Iron Bullies 100
The Hellfish 80 Squishy Fuzz 75
Greasy Weasels 81 Twee Twerps 66
Z-Squad 80 Elvis Impersonators 81
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 64 Vinny’s Gang 114
Bad Attitudes 71 The Wondrful Gazonks 95
The Undergarments 66 San Quentin Saints 118