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Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Elvis Impersonators (82) at Bad Attitudes (83)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 14, 2011) In a week 10 UFFLE classic, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 83 to 82, behind the support of 65,955 faithful fans.

Rob Gronkowski

Bad Attitudes were led to their 1 point victory by a 23 point effort from Rob Gronkowski, who beat the New York Jets defense for 113 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Gronkowski was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 10. They also got help from a 14 point effort from the New England Patriots Defensive Team.

“We proved we’re the better team,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 30 point effort from Arian Foster, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 84 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 102 receiving yards. With this performance, Foster was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Tim Tebow, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 69 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 43 rushing yards.

“They caught us on an off night,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Adding salt to the wound, Elvis Impersonators could have scored 98 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brandon Mannie left key players like Vernon Davis and his corresponding 10 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 9-3, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 7-5.

Coming up in week 11, Elvis Impersonators are at the 4-8 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 2.4-point underdog, while the 8-4 Z-Squad are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 22.5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 72 Twee Twerps 65
Elvis Impersonators 82 The Slim Shaggys 67
Vinny’s Gang 92 The Hellfish 80
The Wondrful Gazonks 61 Z-Squad 75
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 56 The Undergarments 64
Grid Iron Bullies 81 San Quentin Saints 83
Bad Attitudes 83 Greasy Weasels 91
Squishy Fuzz 72 The Undergarments 64
Elvis Impersonators 82 Bad Attitudes 83
Vinny’s Gang 92 San Quentin Saints 83
The Hellfish 80 Greasy Weasels 91
The Wondrful Gazonks 61 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 56
Twee Twerps 65 Z-Squad 75
The Slim Shaggys 67 Grid Iron Bullies 81

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Vinny’s Gang (69) at Bad Attitudes (76)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 7, 2011) In a week 9 UFFLE matchup, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 76 to 69, extending the winning streak for Bad Attitudes to 5 games.

Ryan Fitzpatrick

Bad Attitudes were led to their 7 point victory by a 14 point effort from Ryan Fitzpatrick, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 191 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 9 rushing yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Michael Turner, who snuck past the Indianapolis Colts defense for 71 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 7 receiving yards.

“It was a workman-like effort,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from LeSean McCoy, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 71 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 46 receiving yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Robbie Gould, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“He always has his team ready to play,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Causing further embarrassment, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 82 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Pierre Thomas and his corresponding 14 points on the bench.

Bad Attitudes took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 9.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 8-2, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 5-5.

Coming up in week 10, Vinny’s Gang are at the 8-2 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 10.8-point favorite, while Bad Attitudes are at the 4-6 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 30.9-point underdog, while the 6-4 Elvis Impersonators are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 21.8-point favorite, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 9-1 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 10.5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 84 The Hellfish 65
Elvis Impersonators 85 The Wondrful Gazonks 96
Vinny’s Gang 69 Bad Attitudes 76
Twee Twerps 82 The Slim Shaggys 99
Z-Squad 59 The Undergarments 87
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 40 San Quentin Saints 89
Grid Iron Bullies 82 Greasy Weasels 116

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
The Undergarments (83) at San Quentin Saints (94)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 31, 2011) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, San Quentin Saints beat a strong The Undergarments team by a score of 94 to 83, extending the winning streak for San Quentin Saints to 4 games.

Ray Rice

San Quentin Saints were led to their 11 point victory by a 27 point effort from Ray Rice, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 63 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs in addition to 36 receiving yards. With this performance, Rice was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 125 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We snatched victory out of the jaws of defeat,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from the Buffalo Bills Defensive Team. With this performance, the Bills was the number 3 ranked defensive team for week 8. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Joe Flacco, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 336 passing yards in addition to 15 rushing yards.

“They ate our lunch,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 8-1, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 3-6.

Coming up in week 9, the 6-3 Z-Squad are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 10.2-point underdog, while the 0-9 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 34-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 78 Vinny’s Gang 111
Elvis Impersonators 77 Greasy Weasels 62
The Hellfish 82 Twee Twerps 67
The Wondrful Gazonks 88 The Slim Shaggys 47
Z-Squad 98 Grid Iron Bullies 48
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 29 Bad Attitudes 91
The Undergarments 83 San Quentin Saints 94

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
The Undergarments (82.45) at Bad Attitudes (83)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 24, 2011) In a week 7 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough The Undergarments team by a score of 83 to 82.45, extending the winning streak for Bad Attitudes to 3 games.

Kevin Kolb

Bad Attitudes were led to their less than 1 point victory by a 21 point effort from Kevin Kolb, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 272 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 14 rushing yards. They also got help from a 14.9 point effort from Steve Smith, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 143 receiving yards in addition to 6 rushing yards.

“This team has overcome a lot of adversity,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.55 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 335 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 8 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Fred Davis, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 80 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“They caught us on an off night,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Undergarments could have scored 93 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Marion Barber and his corresponding 9 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 6-2, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 3-5.

Coming up in week 8, the 0-8 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 29.8-point favorite, while The Undergarments are at the 7-1 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 16.1-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 77 San Quentin Saints 87
Elvis Impersonators 106 Vinny’s Gang 46
The Hellfish 101 The Slim Shaggys 33
The Wondrful Gazonks 84 Twee Twerps 48
Z-Squad 59 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 33
Grid Iron Bullies 72 Greasy Weasels 45
The Undergarments 82.45 Bad Attitudes 83

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Z-Squad (93) at Greasy Weasels (94)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 17, 2011) In a week 6 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough Z-Squad team by a score of 94 to 93, behind the support of 66,337 faithful fans.

Ahmad Bradshaw

Greasy Weasels were led to their 1 point victory by a 30 point effort from Ahmad Bradshaw, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 104 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs in addition to 26 receiving yards. With this performance, Bradshaw was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Sam Bradford, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 321 passing yards.

“This is a dream come true,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Frank Gore, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 141 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 5 receiving yards. With this performance, Gore was the number 4 ranked running back for week 6. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Rashard Mendenhall, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 146 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.

“They’ve had our number all season,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Z-Squad drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 6.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 3-4, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 4-3.

Coming up in week 7, Z-Squad are at the 0-7 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 23.3-point underdog, while the 3-4 Grid Iron Bullies are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 14.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 87 Elvis Impersonators 56
Vinny’s Gang 81 Twee Twerps 77
The Hellfish 90 The Wondrful Gazonks 57
The Slim Shaggys 70 Bad Attitudes 99
Z-Squad 93 Greasy Weasels 94
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 55 The Undergarments 64
Grid Iron Bullies 62 San Quentin Saints 80

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
San Quentin Saints (74) at Greasy Weasels (72)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 10, 2011) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, San Quentin Saints squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 74 to 72, silencing a partisan crowd of 67,785.

Calvin Johnson

San Quentin Saints were led to their 2 point victory by a 19 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 130 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Johnson was the number 6 ranked wide receiver for week 5. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Andy Dalton, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 179 passing yards and 2 passing TDs.

“We’re glad to get out of here with the ‘W’,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Dwayne Bowe, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 128 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Bowe was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 5. They also got help from a 12 point effort from the San Francisco 49ers Defensive Team.

“We only have to look in the mirror,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 98 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Victor Cruz and his corresponding 22 points on the bench.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 5-1, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 2-4.

Coming up in week 6, the 4-2 Z-Squad are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 4.7-point favorite, while the 3-3 Grid Iron Bullies are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 2.7-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 66 The Wondrful Gazonks 76
Elvis Impersonators 82 Twee Twerps 87
Vinny’s Gang 59 The Slim Shaggys 56
The Hellfish 114 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 59
Z-Squad 87 The Undergarments 50
Grid Iron Bullies 64 Bad Attitudes 74
San Quentin Saints 74 Greasy Weasels 72

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
The Undergarments (95) at Bad Attitudes (90)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 3, 2011) In a week 4 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, The Undergarments squeaked by a tough Bad Attitudes team by a score of 95 to 90, silencing a partisan crowd of 70,736.

Aaron Rodgers

The Undergarments were led to their 5 point victory by a 47 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who tore apart the Denver Broncos defense for 408 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 36 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. In addition, Rodgers entered the UFFLE Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 4th-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Matt Bryant, who snuck past the Seattle Seahawks defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“This win was no fluke,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Michael Turner, who snuck past the Seattle Seahawks defense for 70 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 18 receiving yards. With this performance, Turner was the number 4 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Steve Smith, who tore apart the Chicago Bears defense for 181 receiving yards.

“Our defense was a non-factor,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Adding salt to the wound, Bad Attitudes could have scored 102 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Tony Gonzalez and his corresponding 11 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 2-3, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 3-2.

Coming up in week 5, the 3-2 Z-Squad are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 6.8-point underdog, while the 3-2 Grid Iron Bullies are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 2.4-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 64 The Slim Shaggys 57
Elvis Impersonators 95 The Hellfish 81
Vinny’s Gang 76 The Wondrful Gazonks 85
Twee Twerps 69 Grid Iron Bullies 84
Z-Squad 131 San Quentin Saints 110
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 63 Greasy Weasels 73
The Undergarments 95 Bad Attitudes 90

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Squishy Fuzz (87) at The Hellfish (91)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 26, 2011) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, The Hellfish squeaked by a tough Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 91 to 87, extending the winning streak for The Hellfish to 4 games.

Ben Roethlisberger

The Hellfish were led to their 4 point victory by a 22 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who tore apart the Indianapolis Colts defense for 364 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 15 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Jimmy Graham, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 100 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“This team has served notice,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 29 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Houston Texans defense for 370 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Brees was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 3. They also got help from a 29 point effort from Darren McFadden, who beat the New York Jets defense for 171 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 7 receiving yards.

“The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Adding salt to the wound, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 94 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Mohamed Massaquoi and his corresponding 8 points on the bench.

Squishy Fuzz drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 3.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 4-0, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, Squishy Fuzz are at the 2-2 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 6.2-point underdog, while the 3-1 Elvis Impersonators are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 14.5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 87 The Hellfish 91
Elvis Impersonators 73 The Wondrful Gazonks 56
Vinny’s Gang 82 Z-Squad 44
Twee Twerps 116 The Slim Shaggys 83
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 70 San Quentin Saints 85
Grid Iron Bullies 109 The Undergarments 71
Bad Attitudes 86 Greasy Weasels 67
Squishy Fuzz 87 Twee Twerps 116
Elvis Impersonators 73 The Slim Shaggys 83
Vinny’s Gang 82 The Hellfish 91
The Wondrful Gazonks 56 Greasy Weasels 67
Z-Squad 44 Bad Attitudes 86
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 70 Grid Iron Bullies 109
The Undergarments 71 San Quentin Saints 85

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
San Quentin Saints (82) at Greasy Weasels (77)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 19, 2011) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, San Quentin Saints squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 82 to 77, silencing a partisan crowd of 68,981.

Tony Romo

San Quentin Saints were led to their 5 point victory by a 23 point effort from Tony Romo, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 345 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Ray Rice, who snuck past the Tennessee Titans defense for 43 rushing yards in addition to 53 receiving yards.

“It was a hard-fought contest,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 15 point effort from Andre Johnson, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 93 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Kyle Orton, who snuck past the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 195 passing yards and 2 passing TDs.

“We didn’t get the big breaks today,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Adding salt to the wound, Greasy Weasels could have scored 114 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Sam Bradford and his corresponding 20 points on the bench.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 2-0, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, the 0-2 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 35-point favorite, while the 1-1 Bad Attitudes are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 19.5-point underdog, while the 0-2 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 8.5-point favorite, while the 1-1 The Undergarments are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 20.5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 95 Vinny’s Gang 106
Elvis Impersonators 81 The Undergarments 68
The Hellfish 100 Twee Twerps 79
The Wondrful Gazonks 73 The Slim Shaggys 105
Z-Squad 108 Grid Iron Bullies 76
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 51 Bad Attitudes 117
San Quentin Saints 82 Greasy Weasels 77

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Elvis Impersonators (87) at Vinny’s Gang (86)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 13, 2011) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 87 to 86, silencing a partisan crowd of 72,587.

Philip Rivers

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 1 point victory by a 22 point effort from Philip Rivers, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 335 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Robbie Gould, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“You dream about this as a kid,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 25 point effort from LeSean McCoy, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 122 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 15 receiving yards. With this performance, McCoy was the number 3 ranked running back for week 1. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Miles Austin, who got by the New York Jets defense for 90 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We weren’t mentally prepared,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Causing further embarrassment, Vinnys Gang could have scored 116 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Matthew Stafford and his corresponding 24 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 1-0, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 1-0 Squishy Fuzz are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 13.0-point underdog, while Elvis Impersonators are at the 1-0 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 3-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 99 Grid Iron Bullies 95
Elvis Impersonators 87 Vinny’s Gang 86
The Hellfish 91 The Slim Shaggys 72
The Wondrful Gazonks 70 Twee Twerps 79
Z-Squad 102 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 78
The Undergarments 90 Greasy Weasels 51
Bad Attitudes 82 San Quentin Saints 117