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Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Greasy Weasels (84.35) at The Hellfish (85.45)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 16, 2023) In a week 6 UFFLE event, the 3-3 The Hellfish squeaked by a strong 4-2 Greasy Weasels team by a score of 85.45 to 84.35, behind the support of 76,799 faithful fans.

The Hellfish were led to their 1.10 point victory by a 17.80 point effort from Breece Hall, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 39 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 54 receiving yards. With this performance, Hall was the number 5 ranked running back for week 6. They also got help from a 16.90 point effort from Travis Kelce, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 124 receiving yards.

“This win was no fluke,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.15 point effort from Geno Smith, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 323 passing yards in addition to 20 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15.40 point effort from Michael Pittman, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 109 receiving yards.

“The final score is the only statistic that matters,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Adding salt to the wound, Greasy Weasels could have scored 90.75 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Drake London and his corresponding 17.00 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 3-3, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 4-2.

Coming up in week 7, the 4-2 Vinny’s Gang are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 15.5-point favorite, while The Hellfish are at the 3-3 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 21-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 104.55 The Undergarments 118.05
The Slim Shaggys 55.40 Pickled Harrons 84.95
Greasy Weasels 84.35 The Hellfish 85.45
Elvis Impersonators 54.20 Vinny’s Gang 102.10
The Lawn Wranglers 105.15 Grid Iron Bullies 62.40
Squishy Fuzz 72.90 October Hunters 75.05
Z-Squad 96.10 Bad Attitudes 71.45

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Greasy Weasels (113.5) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (108.5)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 9, 2023) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, the 4-1 Greasy Weasels squeaked by a mediocre 2-3 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 113.50 to 108.50, extending their winning streak to 3 games.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 5.00 point victory by a 44.70 point effort from Ja’Marr Chase, who tore apart the Arizona Cardinals defense for 192 receiving yards and 3 receiving TDs. With this performance, Chase was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 22.10 point effort from Stefon Diggs, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 121 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“It hasn’t sunk in yet,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 28.10 point effort from Tyreek Hill, who tore apart the New York Giants defense for 181 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Hill was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 5. They also got help from a 22.20 point effort from Adam Thielen, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 107 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We didn’t get the big breaks today,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeff Griffith said.

Compounding the issue, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 124.70 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jeff Griffith left key players like Josh Reynolds and his corresponding 15.60 points on the bench.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 5.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 4-1, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 2-3.

Coming up in week 6, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 5-0 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 28.4-point favorite, while Greasy Weasels are at the 2-3 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 9.8-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Pickled Harrons 62.40 Squishy Fuzz 45.70
Vinny’s Gang 91.65 The Lawn Wranglers 105.90
The Undergarments 85.15 Z-Squad 70.40
Elvis Impersonators 90.50 Grid Iron Bullies 87.05
Greasy Weasels 113.50 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 108.50
October Hunters 67.00 The Hellfish 97.00
Bad Attitudes 120.45 The Slim Shaggys 65.55

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October Hunters (66.8) at Pickled Harrons (68.35)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 2, 2023) In a week 4 UFFLE contest, the 2-2 Pickled Harrons squeaked by a hapless 0-4 October Hunters team by a score of 68.35 to 66.80, who have now lost 4 games in a row.

Pickled Harrons were led to their 1.55 point victory by a 14.90 point effort from Alvin Kamara, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 51 rushing yards in addition to 33 receiving yards. They also got help from a 11.30 point effort from DeVonta Smith, who got by the Washington Commanders defense for 78 receiving yards.

“I was just doing my job,” Pickled Harrons coach Cooper Harron said.

October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 23.90 point effort from Josh Jacobs, who snuck past the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 58 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 81 receiving yards. With this performance, Jacobs was the number 5 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 14.50 point effort from Jared Goff, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 210 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 10 rushing yards.

“We beat ourselves,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, October Hunters could have scored 124.50 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like Michael Wilson and his corresponding 23.10 points on the bench.

Pickled Harrons took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 4.

This brings the record for Pickled Harrons to 2-2, and drops October Hunters to a record of 0-4.

Coming up in week 5, Pickled Harrons are at the 2-2 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 23.1-point favorite, while October Hunters are at the 1-3 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 14.5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Vinny’s Gang 111.15 The Hellfish 60.15
Squishy Fuzz 113.20 Z-Squad 109.50
The Undergarments 111.05 The Lawn Wranglers 97.65
Elvis Impersonators 104.70 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 93.00
Greasy Weasels 75.10 Bad Attitudes 63.05
Grid Iron Bullies 73.05 The Slim Shaggys 88.85
October Hunters 66.80 Pickled Harrons 68.35

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Bad Attitudes (93.35) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (98.5)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 25, 2023) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, the 2-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts squeaked by a mediocre 1-2 Bad Attitudes team by a score of 98.50 to 93.35, behind the support of 66,832 faithful fans.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 5.15 point victory by a 32.20 point effort from Lamar Jackson, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 202 passing yards in addition to 101 rushing yards. With this performance, Jackson was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 26.20 point effort from Tyreek Hill, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 157 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We made a statement here today,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeff Griffith said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.15 point effort from Trevor Lawrence, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 279 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 12 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15.80 point effort from Travis Etienne, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 88 rushing yards in addition to 50 receiving yards.

“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Adding salt to the wound, Bad Attitudes could have scored 114.00 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Jimmy Garoppolo and his corresponding 23.90 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 2-1, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 1-2.

Coming up in week 4, the 1-2 Elvis Impersonators are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 6.6-point favorite, while the 2-1 Greasy Weasels are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 21.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Bad Attitudes 93.35 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 98.50
Grid Iron Bullies 131.10 Vinny’s Gang 91.15
The Slim Shaggys 104.25 October Hunters 72.35
The Lawn Wranglers 137.25 Squishy Fuzz 107.55
The Undergarments 108.15 Elvis Impersonators 69.45
Z-Squad 91.25 Greasy Weasels 99.00
The Hellfish 82.50 Pickled Harrons 110.10

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Z-Squad (105.35) at Elvis Impersonators (97.55)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 18, 2023) In a week 2 UFFLE clash, the 2-0 Z-Squad beat a strong 1-1 Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 105.35 to 97.55, silencing a partisan crowd of 72,654.

Z-Squad were led to their 7.80 point victory by a 27.90 point effort from Brian Robinson, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 87 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 42 receiving yards. With this performance, Robinson was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 17.00 point effort from Derrick Henry, who got by the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 80 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 15 receiving yards.

“This team has overcome a lot of adversity,” Z-Squad coach Joshua Grosz said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.95 point effort from Deshaun Watson, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 235 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 22 rushing yards. They also got help from a 14.70 point effort from Jordan Addison, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 72 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“Not to take away anything from our opponents, but we didn’t play like we’re capable of playing,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 2-0, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 1-1.

Coming up in week 3, Z-Squad are at the 1-1 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 0.7-point favorite, while the 2-0 The Undergarments are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 25.6-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 115.00 Greasy Weasels 74.90
Grid Iron Bullies 100.75 October Hunters 71.95
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 94.45 The Hellfish 111.45
The Slim Shaggys 73.60 The Lawn Wranglers 84.65
Z-Squad 105.35 Elvis Impersonators 97.55
Vinny’s Gang 100.75 Bad Attitudes 54.90
Pickled Harrons 114.40 The Undergarments 127.45

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

The Lawn Wranglers (97.8) at Elvis Impersonators (105)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 11, 2023) In a week 1 UFFLE battle, the Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a hapless The Lawn Wranglers team by a score of 105.00 to 97.80, behind the support of 75,991 faithful fans.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 7.20 point victory by a 28.00 point effort from the Dallas Cowboys Defensive Team. With this performance, the Cowboys were the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 23.20 point effort from Deshaun Watson, who snuck past the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 154 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 45 rushing yards.

“It feels great to be world champions,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.
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The Lawn Wranglers were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.20 point effort from Justin Herbert, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 228 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 18 rushing yards. They also got help from a 20.10 point effort from Calvin Ridley, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 101 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We got a wake-up call,” The Lawn Wranglers coach Todd Kammeijer said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Lawn Wranglers could have scored 119.60 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Todd Kammeijer left key players like Brandon Aiyuk and his corresponding 28.90 points on the bench.

The Lawn Wranglers drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 1.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 1-0, and drops The Lawn Wranglers to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 0-1 The Slim Shaggys are at The Lawn Wranglers, where The Lawn Wranglers are an early 14.4-point underdog, while the 1-0 Z-Squad are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 9.9-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Pickled Harrons 67.80 Vinny’s Gang 82.05
The Hellfish 76.55 Z-Squad 88.40
The Undergarments 93.10 Squishy Fuzz 61.80
The Lawn Wranglers 97.80 Elvis Impersonators 105.00
The Slim Shaggys 50.60 Greasy Weasels 79.20
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 108.15 Grid Iron Bullies 86.30
October Hunters 75.20 Bad Attitudes 96.35