Z-Squad 2010 Keepers

Z-Squad will be keeping Frank Gore, Ryan Grant, and Rashard Mendenhall. They will be giving up their 1st, 6th, and 8th round picks.

Twee Twerps 2010 Keepers

The Twee Twerps will be keeping Steven Jackson, Mile Wallace, and Jermichael Finley. They will be giving up their 1st, 7th, and 8th round picks.

Players That Can’t Be Kept List

It was requested that I post a list of players that can’t be kept. I just went through the keeper history and these are the players that can’t be kept, traded, or traded for, for each team.

Elvis Impersonators

  • Roy Williams
  • Larry Johnson

Greasy Weasels

  • LaDainian Tomlinson
  • Antonio Gates

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts

  • Daunte Culpepper

San Quentin Saints

  • Marques Colston
  • Stephen Jackson

Squishy Fuzz

  • Marion Barber

The Hellfish

  • Tom Brady

The Slim Shaggys

  • Clinton Portis
  • Maurice Jones-Drew
  • Tiki Barber
  • Edgerrin James

The Undergarments

  • LaDainian Tomlinson

The Wondrful Gazonks

  • Michael Vick

Twee Twerps

  • Ahman Green
  • Randy Moss
  • Brian Westbrook
  • T.J. Houshmandzadeh

Vinny’s Gang

  • Clinton Portis
  • Rudi Johnson

Z-Squad

  • Deuce McAllister
  • Willie Parker
  • Braylon Edwards

New Divisions

I did a random drawing for new division and here they are:

North
Squishy Fuzz
Elvis Impersonators
Vinny’s Gang
The Hellfish
The Wondrful Gazonks
Twee Twerps
The Slim Shaggys

South
Z-Squad
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts
Grid Iron Bullies
The Undergarments
Bad Attitudes
San Quentin Saints
Greasy Weasels

Greasy Weasels Win Fantasy Bowl XVI

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Chris Johnson

Congratulations to the Greasy Weasels and Fantasy Bowl MVP Chris Johnson for winning Fantasy Bowl XVI and the now titled Bill Winkenbach Trophy. It was the third Fantasy Bowl win for the Greasy Weasels, but the first since 1995. It was their 6th Fantasy Bowl appearance, and they are now 3-3 in Fantasy Bowl games.

The San Quentin Saints has a good season and were Eastern Division Champions, but just fell short in their second Fantasy Bowl appearance. They are now 0-2 in Fantasy Bowl games.