Author: Commish

#2 Z-Squad vs. #3 The Undergarments
The Central Division Champs verses the Eastern Division Champs. This is a rematch of last season’s playoff game. Last year The Undergarments won the matchup and went on to lose to Vinny’s Gang in the Fantasy Bowl. Who is heading to the Fantasy Bowl this season?

#1 Greasy Weasels vs. #6 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts
The Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are fresh off their first ever playoff win. The Greasy Weasels haven’t won a playoff game since 2005, and haven’t been to a Fantasy Bowl since 1999. The winner is heading to the big game.

#3 The Undergarments 114
#6 San Quentin Saints 91
Both teams put up good points, but LT and Jamal Lewis were just too much for the San Quentin Saints. The Undergarments will now face Z-Squad next week with the winner heading to Fantasy Bowl XIV.

#5 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 96
#4 Vinny’s Gang 58
The Hot Buttered Moose Nuts put up 96 points in their very first playoff win. Both Adrian Peterson’s had bad games along with just about everybody else on Vinny’s Gang’s roster. Vinny’s Gang’s hope of repeating as Fantasy Bowl Champ is over. The Hot Buttered Moose Nuts will face the Greasy Weasels next week with the winner heading to Fantasy Bowl XIV.

#6 San Quentin Saints vs. #3 The Undergarments
The is the first playoff matchup between these two divisional rivals. They split their regular season matchups. The Undergarments won their third straight Central Division Championship this year, but the San Quentin Saints were only a half game behind them.

#5 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts vs. #4 Vinny’s Gang
Vinny’s Gang won it all last year from a wild card spot. They are in the sam situation this year. It’s weird seeing the Hot Buttered Moose Nuts in the playoffs, but this is their fourth playoff apearence. They are still looking for their first playoff win though.

What a wild ending to the season. The Western and Central Divisions were almost set before the final week, but the Eastern Division was anybody’s. With Vinny’s Gang winning, that left only two playoff spots open to four teams in the Eastern Division. The Grid Iron Bullies played the spoiler and knocked off the Squishy Fuzz, and the Bad Attitudes lost a heart breaker by one point to the Elvis Impersonators. The Undergarments beat the Central Division champs Z-Squad to capture the Eastern Division title. The San Quentin Saints had to beat the Western Division champs Greasy Weasels to obtain the final sixth seed.

I don’t have time to write my weekly commentary about all the games this week. I started looking into the playoff race, but there are too many teams at 8-7. The tie-breaking gets complicated quickly and I don’t have the time to go through all the possibilities. It will be much clearer next week.

My weekly update will be late due to a family emergency. Everybody is doing good now though.

The Undergarments vs. Elvis Impersonators
This is a big game for both teams. The Elvis Impersonators are a game back in the Wild Card race, and The Undergarments are in a tight battle for first in the Eastern Division. The series is tied 3-3.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts vs. The Slim Shaggys
The Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are two games back in the Central Division with three to play. They are basically playing for a Wild Card spot. They are right in the think of things and need wins to stay there. The Slim Shaggys are the only team that is mathematically out of the playoffs at this point. The Slim Shaggys lead the series 5-2.

Greasy Weasels vs. Vinny’s Gang
The Greasy Weasels have clinched a playoff spot. They just need one more win to win their division and secure a first round bye. Vinny’s Gang are three games back with three to play. They are a long shot at winning the Western Division. This game is a must win if they want to keep their slim division champ hopes alive. The Greasy Weasels lead the series 10-6.

The Hellfish vs. Z-Squad
The Hellfish pretty much have to win the final three games for a slim chance at a Wild Card spot. Z-Squad needs just one more win to become Central Division Champions, and are the front runners at getting a first round bye. Z-Squad lead the series 6-0.

San Quentin Saints vs. The Wondrful Gazonks
The San Quentin Saints had a rough start to the season, but they are now in a three way tie for first place in the Eastern Division. The Wondrful Gazonks may be in last place in the Central Division, but they are only a half game out in the Wild Card race. The San Quentin Saints lead the series 4-1.

Twee Twerps vs. Grid Iron Bullies
The Twee Twerps have been struggling of late. They have lost four straight games and went from division champ hopefuls to Wild Card hopefuls. The Grid Iron Bullies are basically eliminated. I haven’t looked at all the matchups to see if they are mathematically out if it, but they are pretty damn close. The Twee Twerps lead the series 3-1.

Squishy Fuzz vs. Bad Attitudes
This is a huge game in the Eastern Division. The Squishy Fuzz are in a three way tie for first place and the Bad Attitudes are just one game back. These final three games will decide everything in the Eastern Division. The Bad Attitudes lead the series 8-5.

The Hellfish vs. Elvis Impersonators
The Elvis Impersonators are a game back in the Wild Card race that includes almost every other team. They needs wins to stay in that race. The Hellfish are two game out of the race and are a long shot at getting a Wild Card spot. The Series is tied 6-6-1.

Twee Twerps vs. Greasy Weasels
The Twee Twerps need wins if they are to get a Wild Card spot. The Greasy Weasels just need one more win to clinch a division title and first round bye. The Twee Twerps lead the series 4-1.

The Slim Shaggys vs. Vinny’s Gang
Vinny’s Gang’s chance at a division title is slim. They need wins for a possible Wild Card spot. The Slim Shaggys are playing the spoiler. The Slim Shaggys lead the series 10-6.

Z-Squad vs. The Wondrful Gazonks
Z-Squad needs just one more win to become Central Division Champions for the second straight year. The Wondrful Gazonks need wins to stay in the mess that is the Wild Card race. Z-Squad lead the series 14-3.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts vs. The Undergarments
Both these teams have the same record. The Undergarments are in a three way tie for first in the Eastern Division. The Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are playing for a Wild Card spot. This could be an important tie-breaker game if both teams end up looking for a Wild Card spot. The Undergarments lead the series 4-3.

Grid Iron Bullies vs. Bad Attitudes
The Bad Attitudes are just a game out of first in the Eastern Division and a Wild Card spot. They desperately need wins. The Grid Iron Bullies are playing the spoiler. The Bad Attitudes lead the series 6-5.

Squishy Fuzz vs. San Quentin Saints
Both of these teams are tied for first in the crazy Eastern Division. With three games to play, there are still four teams that have a shot at winning the Eastern Division. Chances are not all four are going to even make the playoffs. These final three games will be interesting. The San Quentin Saints lead the series 9-4.

Greasy Weasels 82 Elvis Impersonators 66
The Greasy Weasels got their 100th win. They didn’t have their greatest game, but the Elvis Impersonators continue to struggle without LJ in their lineup.

The Hellfish 94 Squishy Fuzz 56
The Hellfish pulled out the upset without getting much production from his running backs at all. Thankfully for the Squishy Fuzz, The Hellfish also beat The Undergarments.

The Wondrful Gazonks 77 Vinny’s Gang 40
Vince Young did it all Monday night, running and passing, but The Wondrful Gazonks didn’t even need it. Vinny’s Gang had a horrible game without Adrian Peterson.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 102 Twee Twerps 56
The Hot Buttered Moose Nuts picked a great week to break the century mark. They moved into second place in the Central Division with a 7-6 record. The Twee Twerps picked a bad week to lay an egg. They fall to 6-6-1 and are now a half game behind the Hot Buttered Moose Nuts in the Central Division.

Grid Iron Bullies 79 The Slim Shaggys 64
The Grid Iron Bullies get the win in a game that doesn’t mean much in a week that is filled with important games.

Bad Attitudes 112 The Undergarments 89
The New England Pat…..err I mean Bad Attitudes pulled out this divisional upset and picked a great week to be the highest scoring team. They are now just one game out of a three way tie for first place in the crazily competitive Eastern Division.

San Quentin Saints 110 Z-Squad 85
Terrell Owens made the San Quentin Saints almost unbeatable. It was a tough loss for Z-Squad, but thankfully the Twee Twerps laid and egg this week and they now have a two game lead over the Hot Buttered Moose Nuts.

Greasy Weasels 72 The Slim Shaggys 64
The Greasy Weasels get career win number 101 and continue to dominate The Slim Shaggys. The Greasy Weasels now have the best record in the league at 10-3.

Z-Squad 85 Vinny’s Gang 40
Z-Squad needed this win to keep their two game lead in the Central Division. Vinny’s Gang struggled this week with the other Adrian Peterson. They really missed their other Adrian Peterson.

The Hellfish 94 The Undergarments 89
The Hellfish pulled out the double upset this week against both Eastern Division leaders. The Undergarments had a good game, but some bad matchups. They missed out on a good chance to take the lead in the Eastern Division.

Elvis Impersonators 66 Twee Twerps 56
The Elvis Impersonators are just looking for wins for a possible wild card spot. The Twee Twerps had a tough week and might also be looking at a wild card spot.

The Wondrful Gazonks 77 Squishy Fuzz 56
The Wondrful Gazonks needed a little from Vince Young to pull out this upset. They got much more than a little. The Wondrful Gazonks are back to .500 at 6-6-1 and are now back in the wild card hunt.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 102 Grid Iron Bullies 79
The Hot Buttered Moose Nuts had a great week. They moved into second place in the Central Division, but are probably looking for a wild card spot. They are two games back with three to play.

Bad Attitudes 112 San Quentin Saints 110
The Bad Attitudes though they were beat after Terrell Owens scored four touchdowns, but then Randy Moss goes and scores four touchdowns and they get the win by two points. That crazy field goal in Baltimore also made the difference in this game. It looks the the Bad Attitudes got their luck back just in time. The top four teams in the Eastern Division still have a shot at the division title with just three game to go.

Greasy Weasels vs. Elvis Impersonators
The Greasy Weasels have 99 career wins and would love to get win 100 verses their biggest rival. The Elvis Impersonators are three games back with five to play, so their chance at winning the division isn’t good. They need wins for a shot at a wild card spot. The Greasy Weasels lead the series 9-8.

Squishy Fuzz vs. The Hellfish
The Squishy Fuzz are in a battle for first place in the Eastern Division with The Undergarments, and the San Quentin Saints are just one game back. They can’t afford to lose this one. The Hellfish are all but mathematically eliminated from the playoffs and are trying to be the spoiler. The Hellfish lead the series 3-2.

Vinny’s Gang vs. The Wondrful Gazonks
Vinny’s Gang are just one game back in the Western Division. The Wondrful Gazonks are a long shot at getting a wild card spot, but another loss would all but eliminate them. Vinny’s Gang lead the series 5-4.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts vs. Twee Twerps
The Twee Twerps are coming off one of their worst games ever. They are only a game and half behind Z-Squad, so they still have time to catch them. The Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are three games back with five to play, so they are pretty much playing for a wild card spot. The Twee Twerps lead the series 10-1.

The Slim Shaggys vs. Grid Iron Bullies
Both of these teams are sitting at the bottom of their division with 3-8 records. Both don’t have much of a shot at making the playoffs. The Slim Shaggys lead the series 3-1.

Bad Attitudes vs. The Undergarments
This is as big Eastern Division matchup. The Undergarments need the win to stay in first place. The Bad Attitudes need a win to keep their wild card hopes alive. The Undergarments lead the series 8-5.

Z-Squad vs. San Quentin Saints
This is a big game for the San Quentin Saints. They are just a game behind The Undergarments and Squishy Fuzz in the Eastern Division. The San Quentin Saints lead the series 5-0-1.

The Slim Shaggys vs. Greasy Weasels
The Greasy Weasels are looking for their 100th win. The Slim Shaggys trying to be the spoiler. The Greasy Weasels lead the series 12-5.

Z-Squad vs. Vinny’s Gang
Vinny’s Gang have a tough game here verses the first place Z-Squad, but then need a win if they are to catch the Greasy Weasels in the Western Division. The series is tied 4-4.

The Undergarments vs. The Hellfish
The Undergarments need a win to stay in first place in the Eastern Division. The Hellfish are going to try and spoil their plan. The series is tied 2-2.

Elvis Impersonators vs. Twee Twerps
The Twee Twerps need a win if they are going to catch Z-Squad in the Central Division. The Elvis Impersonators need a win to keep their wild card hopes alive. The Elvis Impersonators lead the series 4-3.

The Wondrful Gazonks vs. Squishy Fuzz
The Squishy Fuzz need to keep winning to stay ahead of The Undergarments. The Wondrful Gazonks plan to prevent that. The Wondrful Gazonks lead the series 6-5.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts vs. Grid Iron Bullies
The Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are playing for a wild card spot. The Grid Iron Bullies are playing the spoiler. The Hot Buttered Moose Nuts lead the series 3-2.

Bad Attitudes vs. San Quentin Saints
The San Quentin Saints need a win to catch The Undergarments and Squishy Fuzz in the Eastern Division. The Bad Attitudes need a win to keep their wild card hopes alive. The San Quentin Saints lead the series 9-4.

Greasy Weasels 72 The Hellfish 59
Matt Hasselbeck got enough on Monday night for the Greasy Weasels to pull out the win. With Vinny’s Gang losing this week, the Greasy Weasels are now alone atop the Western Division. The Hellfish Missed Tom Brady and Shaun Alexander this week. They kept it close, but just didn’t have enough.

San Quentin Saints 122 The Slim Shaggys 90
The San Quentin Saints were the highest scoring team this week. Everybody had a great game for them. The Slim Shaggys also had a great game putting up 90 points, but nobody was beating the San Quentin Saints this week. The Undergarments and Squishy Fuzz both won though, so the San Quentin Saints still remain one game back in the Eastern Division.

Elvis Impersonators 57 Vinny’s Gang 51
The Elvis Impersonators aren’t ready to play the spoiler just yet, but this week they did. It wasn’t pretty, but they squeaked out the win over Vinny’s Gang. It was a tough loss for Vinny’s Gang, but the loss of Adrian Peterson is probably going to hurt worse.

The Wondrful Gazonks 105 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 24
This might have been the biggest blowout in UFFLE history. The Wondrful Gazonk broke the century mark for only their third time and the Hot Buttered Moose Nuts had the third worst scoring game in their history.

Z-Squad 108 Twee Twerps 47
Z-Squad reached the century mark and completed the sweep of the Twee Twerps this season. They now have a game and a half lead in the Central Division. The Twee Twerps have lost two straight game, but still have plenty of time to catch Z-Squad in the Central Division.

Squishy Fuzz 58 Bad Attitudes 41
The Squishy Fuzz didn’t have a great game, but they still got the win and remain in first place in the Eastern Division. It was a tough week for the Bad Attitudes. They lost some great players because of a bye and Marvin Harrison didn’t play either.

The Undergarments 82 Grid Iron Bullies 70
The Undergarments get the win and remain in a first place tie with the Squishy Fuzz in the Eastern Division. The Grid Iron Bullies lost their third straight game, and fall to 3-8.