Author: Commish

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts vs. Elvis Impersonators
The Elvis Impersonators could use a win to try and catch the Greasy Weasels at the top of the division. Lately games against the Hot Buttered Moose Nuts have been cakewalks. They seem to be doing better this year. Hell, they won a game with their quarterback on the bench. The Elvis Impersonators lead the series 4-3.

Vinny’s Gang vs. The Slim Shaggys
Vinny’s Gang needs to bounce back after losing two games last week and dropping out of first place in the Western Division. The Slim Shaggys are still looking for their first win. The Slim Shaggys lead the series 10-5.

Greasy Weasels vs. The Hellfish
Will the Greasy Weasels go 5-0? The Hellfish really need this win to gain some ground in the Western Division. Greasy Weasels lead the series 9-3.

Bad Attitudes vs. Z-Squad
Both of these teams are right in the thick of things in their divisions at 2-2. The loser will drop below .500. The Bad Attitudes have never beaten Z-Squad. Z-Squad lead the series 6-0-1.

The Wondrful Gazonks vs. Twee Twerps
The Wondrful Gazonks have a chance to knock off the Twee Twerps and move into first place in the Central Division this week. The Twee Twerps lead the series 6-5.

The Undergarments vs. Squishy Fuzz
The Undergarments have been struggling of late. Will LT break out of his slump and get The Undergarments back on a winning streak? It could be a tough week for The Undergarments this week if Squishy Fuzz keeps on scoring the way they have been. The Undergarments lead the series 7-6-1.

Grid Iron Bullies vs. San Quentin Saints
The San Quentin Saints got back on track with two wins last week. Will they keep it going? The Grid Iron Bullies are still looking for their first win. San Quentin Saints lead the series 6-4.

Elvis Impersonators 86 The Slim Shaggys 84
This was a close divisional matchup. Drew Brees just came up 3 points short of pulling out the win on Monday night.

Greasy Weasels 84 Vinny’s Gang 71
Ronnie Brown picked a great week to explode. His 40 points helped the Greasy Weasels beat Vinny’s gang and move into first place in the Western Division.

Twee Twerps 82 The Hellfish 71
Twee Twerps had disappointing games from their QB and both RBs. Good thing their WRs and K made up for the slack.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 80 Z-Squad 66
The Hot Buttered Moose Nuts for some reason thought an injured Tarvaris Jackson was their best QB to start. It worked for this game as they pulled out the upset over division leading Z-Squad.

Squishy Fuzz 115 Grid Iron Bullies 72
Squishy Fuzz are averaging more than 100 points a week. Their 115 points this week was just too much for the Grid Iron Bullies.

San Quentin Saints 96 The Undergarments 67
Thanks to Donovan McNabb’s 31 points, San Quentin Saints got their first win in a big divisional game.

Bad Attitudes 90 The Wondrful Gazonks 83
The Wondrful Gazonks are probably kicking themselves for leaving Brian Westbrook on the bench. They still had a chance with Vince Young on Monday night, but he came up 8 points short.

Elvis Impersonators 86 Grid Iron Bullies 72
The Elvis Impersonators didn’t get much production out of their running backs, but Carson Palmer and Roy Williams racked up the yards. The Grid Iron Bullies were hurt by the benching of Leinart and needed another 15 points from Reggie Bush on Monday night to pull this one out.

Greasy Weasels 84 Z-Squad 66
Ronnie Brown’s 40 points helped the Greasy Weasels reach a 4-0 record knocking off two 2-0 teams this week. It was a tough week for Z-Squad. They dropped both games and are now 2-2.

Squishy Fuzz 115 The Slim Shaggys 84
Squishy Fuzz and their 115 points would have beaten anybody this week. The Slim Shaggys had a good week, but sadly they lost both of their games this week.

The Wondrful Gazonks 83 The Hellfish 71
The Wondrful Gazonks were able to win this game with Brian Westbrook on their bench.

Twee Twerps 82 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 80
The Twee Twerps almost lost to the quarterback-less Hot Buttered Moose Nuts. Thanks to their Defense on Sunday night, the Twee Twerps pulled out the win.

Bad Attitudes 90 The Undergarments 67
It looks like the Randy Moss of old is back, and the Bad Attitudes are taking full advantage of it. With the two wins this week the Bad Attitudes are back to .500 and tied for second place in the Eastern Division.

San Quentin Saints 96 Vinny’s Gang 71
Like the Bad Attitudes, the San Quentin Saints had a big week winning both games. They too are back at .500 and tied for second in the Eastern Division.

The Slim Shaggys vs. Elvis Impersonators
This is a big divisional matchup this week. The Slim Shaggys are looking for their first win and the Elvis Impersonators are looking at catchup up to Vinny’s Gang and Greasy Weasels. Elvis Impersonators lead the series 10-5-1.

Vinny’s Gang vs. Greasy Weasels
A battle between the two unbeaten team in the Western Division. Who will come out on top? Greasy Weasels lead the series 9-6.

Twee Twerps vs. The Hellfish
This is a non-divisional matchup between two 1-1 teams. Both teams need a win if they don’t want to fall too far behind in their divisions. The series is tied 2-2.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts vs. Z-Squad
This is another big divisional game. The Hot Buttered Moose Nuts actually have a chance at a divisional lead with a win. Z-Squad lead the series 9-4.

Squishy Fuzz vs. Grid Iron Bullies
Can Squishy Fuzz stay undefeated? Will the Grid Iron Bullies get their first win? Squishy Fuzz lead the series 7-3.

San Quentin Saints vs. The Undergarments
This is a big Eastern Division matchup. The Undergarments need a win to keep up with Squishy Fuzz. The San Quentin Saints have had a tough start, but need the win if they are going to go 14-2 like they say they will. The Undergarments lead the series 7-4-1.

The Wondrful Gazonks vs. Bad Attitudes
Both teams in this matchup are tied for last in their division. The Bad Attitudes are two games out of first place and The Wondrful Gazonks are one game out. The Wondrful Gazonks lead the series 5-1.

Grid Iron Bullies vs. Elvis Impersonators
Grid Iron Bullies are looking for their first win. Will they pull out the upset and get is this week? The series is tied 2-2.

Z-Squad vs. Greasy Weasels
This is a big matchup against two 2-0 teams that are at the top of their divisions. Who will remain on top? Z-Squad lead the series 6-4.

Squishy Fuzz vs. The Slim Shaggys
The Slim Shaggys are still looking for their first win, while Squishy Fuzz are trying to avoid their first loss. Squishy Fuzz lead the series 5-2.

The Wondrful Gazonks vs. The Hellfish
This non-divisional game is against two 1-1 teams. Both are only one game out of first place. The Hellfish lead the series 5-1.

Twee Twerps vs. Hot Buttered Moose Nuts
This is a big Central Division matchup. Both teams are 1-1 and only one game out of first place. Twee Twerps lead the series 9-1.

The Undergarments vs. Bad Attitudes
These two Eastern Division teams really need a win to stay close to division leader Squishy Fuzz. The Undergarments lead the series 8-4.

Vinny’s Gang vs. San Quentin Saints
This is a non-divisional matchup between the 2-0 Vinny’s Gang and the 0-2 San Quentin Saints. Will Vinny’s Gang keep his streak alive in defending his title, or will the San Quentin Saints break out of their rut and finish 14-2?

Vinny’s Gang 106 Bad Attitudes 90
Vinny’s Gang is a on a roll. They broke the century mark on their way to a 2-0 record. Bad Attitudes are having bad luck. They have had good enough games to be 2-0, but have had tough matchups so they are 0-2.

Elvis Impersonators 95 The Hellfish 89
Carson Palmer had six touchdown passes, and the Elvis Impersonators needed them to get their first win against division rivals The Hellfish. The Hellfish had a great game, but it wasn’t quite enough to beat the Elvis Impersonators.

Z-Squad 91 The Slim Shaggys 80
Andre Johnson’s two touchdown day helped Z-Squad beat The Slim Shaggys. Z-Squad is now alone atop the Central Division with a 2-0 record. The Slim Shaggys got their second tough loss and are looking for their first win.

Greasy Weasels 101 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 67
Greasy Weasels broke the century mark for the first time in a long time in their rout over the Hot Buttered Moose Nuts. Greasy Weasels remain in a first place tie in the Western Division as the Hot Buttered Moose Nuts drop a game behind Z-Squad.

The Wondrful Gazonks 81 Grid Iron Bullies 66
The Wondrful Gazonks got their first win in this battle between two 0-1 teams. Grid Iron Bullies just couldn’t get things going in their second straight loss.

Twee Twerps 95 San Quentin Saints 74
What is happening to the San Quentin Saints? They fell to 0-2 after this loss. With the win it looks like the Twee Twerps are back to their usual winning ways.

Squishy Fuzz 113 The Undergarments 92
This was a huge divisional win for the Squishy Fuzz. Are the Fuzz back? With two dominating wins versus perennial good teams, Squishy Fuzz are now atop the Eastern Division with a 2-0 record. With the loss The Undergarments fall a game behind Squishy Fuzz.

Bad Attitudes vs. Vinny’s Gang
Bad Attitudes missed out on their chance at beating a Western Division team. They get another chance at a Western Division team this week. Vinny’s Gang got a nice win last week and are hoping to keep that streak alive to defend their title. The series between these teams is tied 2-2.

Elvis Impersonators vs. The Hellfish
Elvis Impersonators had a disappointing week one loss. This is a big game for them. They don’t want to be down two games in the Western Division. The Hellfish need this win to remain at the top of the Western Division. Elvis Impersonators lead the series 6-5-1.

The Slim Shaggys vs. Z-Squad
The Slim Shaggys had a tough divisional loss last week. They are going to have another tough game this week. Z-Squad were the second highest scoring team last week and hope to score that much again to remain at the top of the Central Division. Z-Squad dominates the series 7-1-1.

Greasy Weasels vs. Hot Buttered Moose Nuts
Greasy Weasels got a nice win last week. Hot Buttered Moose Nuts also pulled out an upset win. Can the Moose Nuts win more than one game in a season for the first time in three years? They have fifteen chances starting with this game. Greasy Weasels lead the series 5-2.

Grid Iron Bullies vs. The Wondrful Gazonks
Both of these teams had tough losses last week. They are both looking for their first win this week. Grid Iron Bullies lead the series 3-2.

San Quentin Saints vs. Twee Twerps
These two teams are both historically pretty good. They both got off to a rough start. They are both trying not to start 0-2. The Twee Twerps have never beaten the San Quentin Saints. The Saints lead the series 4-0.

Squishy Fuzz vs. The Undergarments
This is big Eastern Division matchup. Both teams started 1-0. The winner of this game will have sole lead in the Eastern Division. The Undergarments lead the series 7-5-1.

Squishy Fuzz 95 Elvis Impersonators 68
Squishy Fuzz had a big game from Jon Kitna and company and pulled out the upset against the Elvis Impersonators. Elvis Impersonators just didn’t get much production out of anybody.

Bad Attitudes 73 Greasy Weasels 92
Both teams had decent games. The Greasy Weasels we just a little better this week.

The Hellfish 75 The Slim Shaggys 60
Tom Brady and Shaun Alexander were hot, Drew Brees and Maurice Jones-Drew were not. The Hellfish win this divisional matchup.

Vinny’s Gang 85 Twee Twerps 55
Vinny’s Gang get their first win on their way to defend their Fantasy Bowl championship. The rookie Adrian Peterson looks like the real deal and Peyton Manning put up his usual numbers. Twee Twerps had a disappointing game and couldn’t get anything going.

Z-Squad 99 Grid Iron Bullies 69
Four TD passes from Ben Roethlisberger and big games from both wide receivers got Z-Squad just one point shy of the century mark. Pretty much everybody but the tight end had tough games for the Grid Iron Bullies.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 92 San Quentin Saints 72
I said this game was a blowout on paper, but that is why they play the games. Both teams had pretty good games, but Plaxico Burress’ three TDs and 144 yards put the Moose Nuts over the top.

The Undergarments 105 The Wondrful Gazonks 52
Tony Romo lit it up and led The Undergarments to being the high scoring team of the week. The Gazonks were the lowest scoring team of the week.

Elvis Impersonators vs. Squishy Fuzz
This is a non-divisional game between two long time teams. Squishy Fuzz lead the series 4-3-1.

Bad Attitudes vs. Greasy Weasels
Greasy Weasels dominate this series 6-1. It’s a brand new season though.

The Hellfish vs. The Slim Shaggys
This game is a divisional matchup between two teams who had disappointing seasons last year. Which one will get off to a good start this season? The Hellfish lead the series 7-5.

Vinny’s Gang vs. Twee Twerps
This is a non-divisional game between two wild card teams from last season. It should be a good game. Twee Twerps lead the series 6-2.

Grid Iron Bullies vs. Z-Squad
The Grid Iron Bullies are still looking for their first regular season win against Z-Squad. Z-Squad lead the series 5-0.

San Quentin Saints vs. Hot Buttered Moose Nuts
This one looks like a blowout on paper. It a matchup between the always good San Quentin Saints and the struggling of late Hot Buttered Moose Nuts. San Quentin Saints lead the series 4-2.

The Undergarments vs. The Wondrful Gazonks
The Undergarments have been very good the past few years, and The Wondrful Gazonks haven’t. Will this season be any different? The Undergarments lead the series 6-2.

It was yet another relatively smooth draft. I hope you all like your team. I just thought I would remind everybody of the new rules for this season.

We are cutting the rosters down to 16 players after week 2. Your rosters must be cut down to 16 by kickoff on September 23rd.

Players now may be able to be put on IR if they are listed at “out” or “doubtful” on the NFL weekly injury list.

Dropped players are now only locked for 24 hours instead of a week like that have in the past.

Also, the New MyFantasyLeague.com GameDay 2007 software is now available for download. If you haven’t used this software in the past, it provides quicker updates and many more different views of each weeks matchup. You can download it here. Just run the software and enter our league id 26959 and you should be good to go.

I have also added a link in the sidebar to the knockout pool that Undergarment Eric is running. You have probably already gotten his email about joining.

Z-Squad will be keeping Willie Parker and Braylon Edwards. They will be giving up their 7th and 8th round picks.

Twee Twerps will be keeping DeAngelo Williams, T.J. Houshmandzadeh, and Marc Bulger. They will be giving up their 3rd, 7th, and 8th round picks.