Category: 2014

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Greasy Weasels (78) at Z-Squad (80)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 27, 2014) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Z-Squad squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 80 to 78, behind the support of 70,505 faithful fans at Frozen Tundra.

Mark Ingram

Z-Squad were led to their 2 point victory by a 23 point effort from Mark Ingram, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 172 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 3 receiving yards. With this performance, Ingram was the number 4 ranked running back for week 8. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Brandin Cooks, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 94 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 4 rushing yards.

“I’m really proud of the way our guys hung in there,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 27 point effort from Nick Foles, who tore apart the Arizona Cardinals defense for 411 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 14 rushing yards. With this performance, Foles was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Le’Veon Bell, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 92 rushing yards in addition to 56 receiving yards.

“My hat’s off to them,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Adding salt to the wound, Greasy Weasels could have scored 92 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Keenan Allen and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 2-6, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 7-1.

Coming up in week 9, the 6-2 Twee Twerps are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 17.4-point underdog, while the 6-2 The Hellfish are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 1.6-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Grid Iron Bullies 72 The Wondrful Gazonks 67
The Undergarments 57 Squishy Fuzz 104
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 91 October Hunter 69
Greasy Weasels 78 Z-Squad 80
The Slim Shaggys 52 Bad Attitudes 130
Vinny’s Gang 95 Twee Twerps 111
Elvis Impersonators 94 The Hellfish 118

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Z-Squad (53) at The Slim Shaggys (58)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2014) In a week 7 UFFLE matchup, The Slim Shaggys squeaked by a tough Z-Squad team by a score of 58 to 53, extending the losing streak for Z-Squad to 5 games.

Ahmad Bradshaw

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 5 point victory by a 20 point effort from Ahmad Bradshaw, who snuck past the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 52 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 36 receiving yards. With this performance, Bradshaw was the number 4 ranked running back for week 7. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Torrey Smith, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 81 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We’re going to savor this victory,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Randall Cobb, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 121 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 2 rushing yards. With this performance, Cobb was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 7. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Matt Ryan, who got by the Baltimore Ravens defense for 228 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 7 rushing yards.

“I’m really proud of our guys,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Causing further embarrassment, Z-Squad could have scored 68 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Jerick McKinnon and his corresponding 10 points on the bench.

The Slim Shaggys took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 7.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 3-4, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 1-6.

Coming up in week 8, the 7-0 Greasy Weasels are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 19.1-point underdog, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 6-1 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 29.6-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
October Hunter 55 The Wondrful Gazonks 65
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 78 Elvis Impersonators 66
Z-Squad 53 The Slim Shaggys 58
Greasy Weasels 102 Vinny’s Gang 83
Squishy Fuzz 65 Bad Attitudes 85
Twee Twerps 97 The Undergarments 67
The Hellfish 104 Grid Iron Bullies 60

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Greasy Weasels (77) at Twee Twerps (76)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 13, 2014) In a week 6 UFFLE battle, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough Twee Twerps team by a score of 77 to 76, extending the winning streak for Greasy Weasels to 6 games.

Nick Foles

Greasy Weasels were led to their 1 point victory by a 18 point effort from Nick Foles, who got by the New York Giants defense for 248 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 5 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Julius Thomas, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 51 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“We were really on our game,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Jay Cutler, who tore apart the Atlanta Falcons defense for 381 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 11 rushing yards. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Antonio Brown, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 118 receiving yards.

“We got a wake-up call,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Adding salt to the wound, Twee Twerps could have scored 94 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Antone Smith and his corresponding 12 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 6-0, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 4-2.

Coming up in week 7, Greasy Weasels are at the 3-3 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 4.8-point underdog, while Twee Twerps are at the 4-2 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 3.7-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
The Slim Shaggys 86 Grid Iron Bullies 92
The Hellfish 103 Squishy Fuzz 51
Greasy Weasels 77 Twee Twerps 76
Z-Squad 47 Elvis Impersonators 77
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 88 Vinny’s Gang 99
Bad Attitudes 96 The Wondrful Gazonks 81
The Undergarments 76 October Hunter 72

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Elvis Impersonators (89) at Bad Attitudes (94)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 6, 2014) In a week 5 UFFLE classic, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 94 to 89, behind the support of 66,946 faithful fans.

Drew Brees

Bad Attitudes were led to their 5 point victory by a 24 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 371 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. With this performance, Brees was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 5. They also got help from a 18 point effort from DeMarco Murray, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 136 rushing yards in addition to 56 receiving yards.

“This team has finally learned how to win,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 30 point effort from Austin Davis, who tore apart the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 375 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 30 rushing yards. With this performance, Davis was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 24 point effort from Eddie Lacy, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 105 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 27 receiving yards.

“We got a wake-up call,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Elvis Impersonators drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 5.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 4-1, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 2-3.

Coming up in week 6, the 1-4 Z-Squad are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 4.8-point underdog, while Bad Attitudes are at the 1-4 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 29.6-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Z-Squad 64 The Undergarments 76
Greasy Weasels 77 The Slim Shaggys 55
Squishy Fuzz 85 October Hunter 59
The Wondrful Gazonks 71 Vinny’s Gang 82
Twee Twerps 96 Grid Iron Bullies 73
The Hellfish 96 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 81
Elvis Impersonators 89 Bad Attitudes 94

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
The Undergarments (110) at Grid Iron Bullies (112)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 29, 2014) In a week 4 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Grid Iron Bullies squeaked by a tough The Undergarments team by a score of 112 to 110, behind the support of 66,080 faithful fans at THE LAND OF ASS KICKING STADIUM.

Andrew Luck

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 2 point victory by a 31 point effort from Andrew Luck, who tore apart the Tennessee Titans defense for 393 passing yards and 4 passing TDs. With this performance, Luck was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 23 point effort from the Philadelphia Eagles Defensive Team.

“This team shows a lot of pride,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 27 point effort from Philip Rivers, who tore apart the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 377 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Rivers was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Terrance Williams, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 77 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“We didn’t maintain the intensity for the entire 60 minutes,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Undergarments could have scored 135 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Matt Asiata and his corresponding 27 points on the bench.

The Undergarments drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 12 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 4.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 3-1, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 2-2.

Coming up in week 5, the 1-3 Z-Squad are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 3.5-point underdog, while the 3-1 Twee Twerps are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 8.8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 92 Vinny’s Gang 60
The Slim Shaggys 71 The Hellfish 64
The Wondrful Gazonks 65 Twee Twerps 85
Squishy Fuzz 68 Greasy Weasels 75
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 95 Z-Squad 90
October Hunter 67 Bad Attitudes 78
The Undergarments 110 Grid Iron Bullies 112

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Vinny’s Gang (71) at Squishy Fuzz (70.7)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2014) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Vinny’s Gang beat a strong Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 71 to 70.7, silencing a partisan crowd of 69,503.

Giovani Bernard

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 0.3 point victory by a 17.4 point effort from Giovani Bernard, who snuck past the Tennessee Titans defense for 47 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 7 receiving yards. They also got help from a 16.7 point effort from Victor Cruz, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 107 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“This team shows a lot of resiliency,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.4 point effort from Jeremy Maclin, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 154 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Maclin was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 3. They also got help from a 14.7 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 234 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

“We’ll just have to put this loss behind us,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Compounding the issue, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 81 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like DeSean Jackson and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 1-2, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 1-2.

Coming up in week 4, the 1-2 Elvis Impersonators are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 16.3-point favorite, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 3-0 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 21.7-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 81 Twee Twerps 71
Vinny’s Gang 71 Squishy Fuzz 70.7
The Wondrful Gazonks 56 The Hellfish 76
Greasy Weasels 108 Bad Attitudes 99
Z-Squad 73 October Hunter 89
The Undergarments 75 The Slim Shaggys 54
Grid Iron Bullies 91 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 71

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Vinny’s Gang (87) at The Hellfish (88)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2014) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, The Hellfish squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 88 to 87, behind the support of 65,002 faithful fans.

Aaron Rodgers

The Hellfish were led to their 1 point victory by a 29 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the New York Jets defense for 346 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 28 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Arian Foster, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 138 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 12 receiving yards.

“We weren’t going to just roll over,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Giovani Bernard, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 90 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 79 receiving yards. With this performance, Bernard was the number 2 ranked running back for week 2. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 291 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 8 rushing yards.

“It just wasn’t meant to be,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Compounding the issue, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 97 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Alfred Morris and his corresponding 20 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 1-1, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, Vinny’s Gang are at the 1-1 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 3.0-point underdog, while the 1-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 23-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Vinny’s Gang 87 The Hellfish 88
The Slim Shaggys 56 The Wondrful Gazonks 66
Twee Twerps 65 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 45
Squishy Fuzz 91 Z-Squad 108
Greasy Weasels 80 The Undergarments 42
October Hunter 62 Elvis Impersonators 41
Grid Iron Bullies 71 Bad Attitudes 92

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Bad Attitudes (85) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (83)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 9, 2014) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 85 to 83, silencing a partisan crowd of 67,119 at The Banana Hammock.

Drew Brees

Bad Attitudes were led to their 2 point victory by a 19 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 333 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 19 point effort from DeMarco Murray, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 118 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 25 receiving yards.

“We weren’t going to just lie down,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 269 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Matt Forte, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 82 rushing yards in addition to 87 receiving yards.

“I take full responsibility for this loss,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Causing further embarrassment, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 110 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jeremy Griffith left key players like Ryan Succop and his corresponding 16 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 1-0, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 1-0 Twee Twerps are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 25.0-point underdog, while the 1-0 Grid Iron Bullies are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 5.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Vinny’s Gang 76 The Slim Shaggys 87
Twee Twerps 108 The Hellfish 66
The Wondrful Gazonks 42 Squishy Fuzz 66
Greasy Weasels 105 October Hunter 86
Z-Squad 56 Grid Iron Bullies 90
Bad Attitudes 85 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 83
The Undergarments 87 Elvis Impersonators 63