Category: 2016

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

The Hellfish (83) at Squishy Fuzz (75)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 7, 2016) In a week 9 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, The Hellfish squeaked by a tough Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 83 to 75, extending the winning streak for The Hellfish to 5 games.

Aaron Rodgers

The Hellfish were led to their 8 point victory by a 27 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 297 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 43 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 9. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Jason Witten, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 134 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We managed to eke out a win,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Jimmy Graham, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 103 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Graham was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 9. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Andrew Luck, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 281 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 15 rushing yards.

“It’s been a great ride,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 8-1, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 6-3.

Coming up in week 10, The Hellfish are at the 4-5 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 5.8-point underdog, while the 4-5 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 2.8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Greasy Weasels 79 Twee Twerps 65
The Slim Shaggys 82 Grid Iron Bullies 102
The Hellfish 83 Squishy Fuzz 75
Z-Squad 54 Elvis Impersonators 114
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 86 Vinny’s Gang 94
Bad Attitudes 90 The Wondrful Gazonks 80
The Undergarments 85 October Hunters 60

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Greasy Weasels (72) at Z-Squad (69)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 31, 2016) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough Z-Squad team by a score of 72 to 69, silencing a partisan crowd of 65,577 at Frozen Tundra.

Carson Palmer

Greasy Weasels were led to their 3 point victory by a 27 point effort from Carson Palmer, who tore apart the Carolina Panthers defense for 363 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Jordan Matthews, who snuck past the Dallas Cowboys defense for 65 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We managed to eke out a win,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Travis Kelce, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 101 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Kelce was the number 3 ranked tight end for week 8. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 212 passing yards in addition to 43 rushing yards.

“They out-coached us,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Adding salt to the wound, Z-Squad could have scored 94 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Marcus Mariota and his corresponding 20 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 3-5, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 3-5.

Coming up in week 9, Greasy Weasels are at the 6-2 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 23.2-point favorite, while Z-Squad are at the 5-3 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 24.6-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Greasy Weasels 72 Z-Squad 69
Grid Iron Bullies 83 The Wondrful Gazonks 68
The Undergarments 86 Squishy Fuzz 74
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 57 October Hunters 51
The Slim Shaggys 83 Bad Attitudes 102
Vinny’s Gang 80 Twee Twerps 96
Elvis Impersonators 67 The Hellfish 121

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Grid Iron Bullies (78.35) at Squishy Fuzz (78.65)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 24, 2016) In a week 7 UFFLE battle, Squishy Fuzz beat a strong Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 78.65 to 78.35, extending the winning streak for Squishy Fuzz to 5 games.

Andrew Luck

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 0.3 point victory by a 28.35 point effort from Andrew Luck, who tore apart the Tennessee Titans defense for 353 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 17 rushing yards. With this performance, Luck was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 17.6 point effort from Randall Cobb, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 95 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 21 rushing yards.

“We played our hearts out,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.7 point effort from DeMarco Murray, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 107 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 20 receiving yards. With this performance, Murray was the number 6 ranked running back for week 7. They also got help from a 14.4 point effort from Frank Gore, who snuck past the Tennessee Titans defense for 61 rushing yards in addition to 22 receiving yards.

“Not to take away anything from our opponents, but we didn’t play like we’re capable of playing,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 82 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Latavius Murray and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 6-1, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 3-4.

Coming up in week 8, Grid Iron Bullies are at the 3-4 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 15.3-point underdog, while the 3-4 The Undergarments are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 4.1-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:

Elvis Impersonators 118 Greasy Weasels 80
The Hellfish 100 The Undergarments 49
Twee Twerps 116 The Slim Shaggys 80
The Wondrful Gazonks 78 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 69
Z-Squad 77 Bad Attitudes 89
October Hunters 79 Vinny’s Gang 31
Grid Iron Bullies 78 Squishy Fuzz 79

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The Undergarments (58) at The Slim Shaggys (69)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 17, 2016) In a week 6 UFFLE rivalry, The Slim Shaggys beat a strong The Undergarments team by a score of 69 to 58, behind the support of 69,628 faithful fans at Shags house of Slam.

Coby Fleener

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 11 point victory by a 19 point effort from Coby Fleener, who snuck past the Carolina Panthers defense for 74 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 2 rushing yards. With this performance, Fleener was the number 2 ranked tight end for week 6. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Russell Wilson, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 270 passing yards in addition to 7 rushing yards.

“It feels great to be world champions,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Blake Bortles, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 271 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 1 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Ezekiel Elliott, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 157 rushing yards in addition to 17 receiving yards.

“They own us,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Undergarments could have scored 84 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Terrance West and his corresponding 23 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 2-4, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 3-3.

Coming up in week 7, the 5-1 The Hellfish are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 10.3-point favorite, while the 4-2 Twee Twerps are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 33.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:

Greasy Weasels 102 Bad Attitudes 77
Elvis Impersonators 110 Twee Twerps 84
Vinny’s Gang 65 Squishy Fuzz 77
The Wondrful Gazonks 48 The Hellfish 66
Z-Squad 79 October Hunters 55
The Undergarments 58 The Slim Shaggys 69
Grid Iron Bullies 62 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 97

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October Hunters (87) at Elvis Impersonators (86)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 10, 2016) In a week 5 UFFLE showdown, October Hunters squeaked by a tough Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 87 to 86, silencing a partisan crowd of 71,073 at Graceland.

Brandon Marshall

October Hunters were led to their 1 point victory by a 17 point effort from Brandon Marshall, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 114 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who got by the Baltimore Ravens defense for 260 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

“We knew we had to defend our home turf,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Martellus Bennett, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 67 receiving yards and 3 receiving TDs. With this performance, Bennett was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 5. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Theo Riddick, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 49 rushing yards in addition to 33 receiving yards.

“We don’t care about moral victories,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Compounding the issue, Elvis Impersonators could have scored 89 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brandon Mannie left key players like Terrelle Pryor and his corresponding 4 points on the bench.

Elvis Impersonators drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 5.

This brings the record for October Hunters to 3-2, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 3-2.

Coming up in week 6, Elvis Impersonators are at the 4-1 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 19.1-point favorite, while the 2-3 Z-Squad are at October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 1.8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Greasy Weasels 82 The Undergarments 105
Vinny’s Gang 55 The Hellfish 84
The Slim Shaggys 66 The Wondrful Gazonks 74
Twee Twerps 119 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 74
Squishy Fuzz 85 Z-Squad 53
October Hunters 87 Elvis Impersonators 86
Grid Iron Bullies 64 Bad Attitudes 74

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Elvis Impersonators (103.15) at Grid Iron Bullies (103.85)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 3, 2016) In a week 4 UFFLE battle, Grid Iron Bullies squeaked by a tough Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 103.85 to 103.15, extending the winning streak for Grid Iron Bullies to 3 games.

DeMarco Murray

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 0.7 point victory by a 23.9 point effort from DeMarco Murray, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 95 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 24 receiving yards. With this performance, Murray was the number 1 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 18.55 point effort from Dak Prescott, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 245 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 3 rushing yards.

“We were really on our game,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 36 point effort from Julio Jones, who tore apart the Carolina Panthers defense for 300 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Jones was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 16.35 point effort from Drew Brees, who got by the San Diego Chargers defense for 207 passing yards and 2 passing TDs.

“He always has his team ready to play,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Compounding the issue, Elvis Impersonators could have scored 119 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brandon Mannie left key players like Steve Smith and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

Elvis Impersonators drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 4.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 3-1, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 3-1.

Coming up in week 5, the 2-2 October Hunters are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 29.8-point favorite, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 1-3 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 25.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 73 Greasy Weasels 71
Elvis Impersonators 103 Grid Iron Bullies 104
Squishy Fuzz 82 The Slim Shaggys 72
Z-Squad 77 The Wondrful Gazonks 62
October Hunters 65 The Hellfish 58
Bad Attitudes 57 Twee Twerps 115
The Undergarments 92 Vinny’s Gang 50

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Elvis Impersonators (84) at Vinny’s Gang (83)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 26, 2016) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 84 to 83, extending the winning streak for Elvis Impersonators to 3 games.

Drew Brees

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 1 point victory by a 27 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Atlanta Falcons defense for 376 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 9 rushing yards. With this performance, Brees was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Christine Michael, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 106 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 5 receiving yards.

“We’re going to savor this victory,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Matt Ryan, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 240 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 23 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Allen Robinson, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 57 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“They’ve had our number all season,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Compounding the issue, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 95 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Jameis Winston and his corresponding 30 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 3-0, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 1-2.

Coming up in week 4, Elvis Impersonators are at the 2-1 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 9.7-point underdog, while the 1-2 The Undergarments are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 17.7-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 112 Greasy Weasels 83
Elvis Impersonators 84 Vinny’s Gang 83
The Slim Shaggys 82 The Hellfish 94
The Wondrful Gazonks 62 Twee Twerps 88
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 91 Z-Squad 90
October Hunters 63 Bad Attitudes 95
The Undergarments 96 Grid Iron Bullies 112

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The Slim Shaggys (72) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (63)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 19, 2016) In a week 2 UFFLE classic, The Slim Shaggys beat a strong Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 72 to 63, silencing a partisan crowd of 73,440 at The Banana Hammock.

Melvin Gordon

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 9 point victory by a 17 point effort from Melvin Gordon, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 102 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 18 receiving yards. With this performance, Gordon was the number 6 ranked running back for week 2. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Mike Wallace, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 41 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“We’re happy we could pull this one out at the end,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 260 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 31 rushing yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Jordy Nelson, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 73 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“Not to take away anything from our opponents, but we didn’t play like we’re capable of playing,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

The Slim Shaggys took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 2.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 1-1, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, The Slim Shaggys are at the 2-0 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 19-point favorite, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 1-1 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 5.5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Grid Iron Bullies 93 Greasy Weasels 76
The Undergarments 100 The Wondrful Gazonks 88
Bad Attitudes 75 The Hellfish 90
October Hunters 102 Twee Twerps 91
Squishy Fuzz 43 Elvis Impersonators 90
The Slim Shaggys 72 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 63
Vinny’s Gang 85 Z-Squad 75

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October Hunters (66) at The Wondrful Gazonks (72)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 13, 2016) In a week 1 UFFLE showdown, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough October Hunters team by a score of 72 to 66, behind the support of 74,150 faithful fans.

Ben Roethlisberger

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 6 point victory by a 24 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 300 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Roethlisberger was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 1. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Dan Bailey, who beat the New York Giants defense for 4 field goals made and 1 extra point.

“This was a good win for us,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Larry Fitzgerald, who got by the New England Patriots defense for 81 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Fitzgerald was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 1. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 329 passing yards in addition to 8 rushing yards.

“My hat’s off to them,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Causing further embarrassment, October Hunters could have scored 99 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like C.J. Anderson and his corresponding 25 points on the bench.

The Wondrful Gazonks took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 1.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 1-0, and drops October Hunters to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 0-1 The Undergarments are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 23.0-point underdog, while October Hunters are at the 1-0 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 68-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
October Hunters 66 The Wondrful Gazonks 72
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 80 Elvis Impersonators 138
Z-Squad 79 The Slim Shaggys 72
Greasy Weasels 91 Vinny’s Gang 70
Squishy Fuzz 88 Bad Attitudes 60
Twee Twerps 134 The Undergarments 95
The Hellfish 92 Grid Iron Bullies 78