Week 3 Recaps

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Elvis Impersonators (94.35) at Z-Squad (88.25)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 23, 2024) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, the 1-2 Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a mediocre 1-2 Z-Squad team by a score of 94.35 to 88.25, silencing a partisan crowd of 62,477 at Frozen Tundra.

Malik Nabers

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 6.10 point victory by a 24.20 point effort from Malik Nabers, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 78 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs in addition to 4 rushing yards. With this performance, Nabers was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 3. They also got help from a 21.85 point effort from Justin Fields, who got by the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 245 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 6 rushing yards.

“Our fans were the 12th man today,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 29.90 point effort from Derrick Henry, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 151 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 23 receiving yards. With this performance, Henry was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 17.85 point effort from Kyler Murray, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 207 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 45 rushing yards.

“We didn’t get the job done,” Z-Squad coach Joshua Grosz said.

Causing further embarrassment, Z-Squad could have scored 94.95 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Joshua Grosz left key players like Jerry Jeudy and his corresponding 6.70 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 1-2, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 1-2.

Coming up in week 4, the 1-2 Greasy Weasels are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 4-point favorite, while Z-Squad are at the 2-1 October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 12.8-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
October Hunters 61.75 Greasy Weasels 105.70
Elvis Impersonators 94.35 Z-Squad 88.25
Bad Attitudes 72.50 The Hellfish 121.85
The Undergarments 121.15 Vinny’s Gang 93.35
Squishy Fuzz 65.25 Grid Iron Bullies 102.05
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 69.60 Pickled Harrons 107.30
The Lawn Wranglers 63.15 The Slim Shaggys 92.05

Week 2 Recaps

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

The Undergarments (82.85) at Bad Attitudes (80.7)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 16, 2024) In a week 2 UFFLE matchup, the 2-0 The Undergarments squeaked by a hapless 0-2 Bad Attitudes team by a score of 82.85 to 80.70, silencing a partisan crowd of 77,458.

Justin Jefferson

The Undergarments were led to their 2.15 point victory by a 21.30 point effort from Justin Jefferson, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 133 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 17.40 point effort from Amon-Ra St. Brown, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 119 receiving yards.

“This team shows a lot of resiliency,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 17.10 point effort from George Kittle, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 76 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Kittle was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 2. They also got help from a 15.50 point effort from Trevor Lawrence, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 220 passing yards in addition to 45 rushing yards.

“Give them all the credit,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Compounding the issue, Bad Attitudes could have scored 90.50 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Zach Ertz and his corresponding 8.20 points on the bench.

The Undergarments took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 2.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 2-0, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, Bad Attitudes are at the 2-0 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 4.8-point favorite, while The Undergarments are at the 0-2 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 7.6-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
The Lawn Wranglers 69.90 Greasy Weasels 59.60
The Hellfish 96.65 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 89.65
October Hunters 100.95 Squishy Fuzz 89.70
The Undergarments 82.85 Bad Attitudes 80.70
Pickled Harrons 122.10 Elvis Impersonators 98.75
Vinny’s Gang 89.25 The Slim Shaggys 118.70
Z-Squad 116.50 Grid Iron Bullies 59.80

Week 1 Recaps

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

The Slim Shaggys (82.65) at Z-Squad (69.9)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 9, 2024) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, the The Slim Shaggys pummeled a hapless Z-Squad team by a score of 82.65 to 69.90, silencing a partisan crowd of 61,412 at Frozen Tundra.

A.J. Brown

The Slim Shaggys were helped out by a 20.40 point effort from A.J. Brown, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 119 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 16.20 point effort from Deebo Samuel, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 54 receiving yards in addition to 23 rushing yards.

“We made a statement here today,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Z-Squad were helped out by a 19.00 point effort from C.J. Stroud, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 234 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 13 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15.40 point effort from Jahmyr Gibbs, who snuck past the Los Angeles Rams defense for 40 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 34 receiving yards.

“We lost our focus,” Z-Squad coach Joshua Grosz said.

Causing further embarrassment, Z-Squad could have scored 97.80 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Joshua Grosz left key players like Tua Tagovailoa and his corresponding 21.00 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 1-0, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 0-1 Vinny’s Gang are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 17.8-point underdog, while Z-Squad are at the 1-0 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 6.3-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 60.95 Grid Iron Bullies 78.35
The Slim Shaggys 82.65 Z-Squad 69.90
Vinny’s Gang 75.15 The Hellfish 142.65
Pickled Harrons 82.50 The Undergarments 113.10
Squishy Fuzz 109.30 Elvis Impersonators 88.20
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 118.55 Bad Attitudes 86.20
The Lawn Wranglers 48.35 October Hunters 83.35

2024 UFFLE Draft Order

Brandon and I just held the drawing for the top eight picks. Here is the draft order for 2024.

  1. The Lawn Wranglers
  2. The Slim Shaggys
  3. Elvis Impersonators
  4. Grid Iron Bullies
  5. October Hunters
  6. Squishy Fuzz
  7. Bad Attitudes
  8. Hot Buttered Moose Nuts
  9. The Hellfish
  10. Pickled Harrons
  11. Z-Squad
  12. Greasy Weasels
  13. The Undergarments
  14. Vinny’s Gang

Enjoy your offseason. Trading and the new season will begin April 29th.