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2026 Draft Order

I just held the drawing for the first eight picks. Those are the non-playoff teams. The rest of the draft is decided by the end of season seeding with the Winkenbowl Champ and runner up getting the last two picks.

Here is the 2026 Draft order:

  1. The Lawn Wranglers
  2. Squishy Fuzz
  3. Hot Buttered Moose Nuts
  4. The Hellfish
  5. Bad Attitudes
  6. Vinny’s Gang
  7. The Slim Shaggys
  8. Grid Iron Bullies
  9. October Hunters
  10. Z-Squad
  11. The Undergarments
  12. Elvis Impersonators
  13. Pickled Harrons
  14. Greasy Weasels
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2025 Draft Order

Here is the draft order for the 2025 draft.

1. Pickled Harrons
2. The Hellfish
3. Grid Iron Bullies
4. Greasy Weasels
5. Vinny’s Gang
6. Hot Buttered Moose Nuts
7. Bad Attitudes
8. Elvis Impersonators
9. The Slim Shaggys
10. The Lawn Wranglers
11. Squishy Fuzz
12. Z-Squad
13. The Undergarments
14. October Hunters

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2024 UFFLE Draft Order

Brandon and I just held the drawing for the top eight picks. Here is the draft order for 2024.

  1. The Lawn Wranglers
  2. The Slim Shaggys
  3. Elvis Impersonators
  4. Grid Iron Bullies
  5. October Hunters
  6. Squishy Fuzz
  7. Bad Attitudes
  8. Hot Buttered Moose Nuts
  9. The Hellfish
  10. Pickled Harrons
  11. Z-Squad
  12. Greasy Weasels
  13. The Undergarments
  14. Vinny’s Gang

Enjoy your offseason. Trading and the new season will begin April 29th.

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2023 Draft Order

Today I did the random drawing of the non-playoff teams and below will be the draft order for the 2023 draft.

1. Hot Buttered Moose Nuts
2. Z-Squad
3. The Law Wranglers
4. Grid Iron Bullies
5. The Hellfish
6. The Slim Shaggys
7. Elvis Impersonators
8. October Hunters
9. Pickled Harrons
10. Vinng’s Gang
11. Squishy Fuzz
12. Greasy Weasels
13 The Undergarments
14. Bad Attitudes

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2019 UFFLE Draft Order

Before the draft, I held a drawing for next season’s draft order. 2020’s draft order will be the reverse of 2019’s.

Here is the 2019 draft order:

01. The Slim Shaggys
02. Bad Attitudes
03. Grid Iron Bullies
04. Greasy Weasels
05. Z-Squad
06. Hot Buttered Moose Nuts
07. Elvis Impersonators
08. Twee Twerps
09. Vinny’s Gang
10. The Undergarments
11. October Hunters
12. Squishy Fuzz
13. The Hellfish

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2017 Draft Order

Here is the draft order for next season:

  1. The Slim Shaggys
  2. Elvis Impersonators
  3. Grid Iron Bullies
  4. Vinny’s Gang
  5. Bad Attitudes
  6. Hot Buttered Moose Nuts
  7. October Hunters
  8. Squishy Fuzz
  9. The Wondrful Gazonks
  10. The Hellfish
  11. Greasy Weasels
  12. The Undergarments
  13. Z-Squad
  14. Twee Twerps

Then the order will be reversed for 2018.

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2015 Draft Order

Here is the draft order for 2015. It will be reversed for 2016.

1. Z-Squad
2. Hot Buttered Moose Nuts
3. The Slim Shaggys
4. Greasy Weasels
5. Bad Attitudes
6. The Wondrful Gazonks
7. Elvis Impersonators
8. Grid Iron Bullies
9. Squishy Fuzz
10. The Hellfish
11. October Hunter
12. Twee Twerps
13. Vinny’s Gang
14. The Undergarments

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2011 Draft Order

Scott and I just drew for draft order and here is the order for next year:

  1. The Wondrful Gazonks
  2. Vinny’s Gang
  3. The Hellfish
  4. Squishy Fuzz
  5. San Quentin Saints
  6. Greasy Weasels
  7. The Slim Shaggys
  8. Twee Twerps
  9. Elvis Impersonators
  10. Bad Attitudes
  11. Hot Buttered Moose Nuts
  12. Z-Squad
  13. The Undergarments
  14. Grid Iron Bullies

It will then be reversed for 2012.

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2009 & 2010 Draft Order

2009
1. Grid Iron Bullies
2. The Undergarments
3. The Wondrful Gazonks
4. Vinny’s Gang
5. Hot Buttered Moose Nuts
6. San Quentin Saints
7. Twee Twerps
8. The Hellfish
9. Bad Attitudes
10. Z-Squad
11. Greasy Weasels
12. Elvis Impersonators
13. Squishy Fuzz
14. The Slim Shaggys

2010 will be the same just reversed.