Twee Twerps will be keeping Steven Jackson (1st Round Pick), Steve Smith CAR (2nd Round Pick), Antonio Bryant (8th Round Pick).
Elvis Impersonators Keepers
Elvis Impersonators Will be keeping Larry Fitzgerald (1st Round Pick), Michael Turner (5th Round Pick), and Steve Slaton (8th Round Pick).
The Slim Shaggys Keepers
The Slim Shaggys will be keeping Clinton Portis (1st Round Pick), DeAngelo Williams (5th Round Pick), and Maurice Jones-Drew (6th Round Pick).
Keeper Deadline Coming Soon
Just a reminder that keepers are due by the end of the day on Saturday, August 1st. I will be on vacation that weekend, so I am not sure if I will able to announce the keepers as they come in, but will try my best.
This year there are three free agents that can’t be kept by their current team. They are:
Larry Johnson – Elvis Impersonators
Ladainian Tomlinson – The Undergarments
Marion Barber – Squishy Fuzz
There are also two players that must be kept because of trade. They are:
Ronnie Brown – Vinng’s Gang – 3rd Round Pick
Kurt Warner – Bad Attitudes – 8th Round Pick
2008 Keepers
Here are all the 2008 keepers in one place.
| 2008 Keepers | |||
| Twee Twerps | T.J. Houshmanzadeh | ||
| The Slim Shaggys | Clinton Portis | Maurice Jones-Drew | |
| The Hellfish | Tom Brady | ||
| Elvis Impersonators | Larry Johnson | Michael Turner | |
| The Wondrful Gazonks | Brian Westbrook | ||
| Bad Attitudes | Randy Moss | Marvin Harrison | Selvin Young |
| Grid Iron Bullies | Julius Jones | Jason Witten | JaMarcus Russell |
| Hot Buttered Moose Nuts | Joseph Addai | Chester Taylor | |
| Squishy Fuzz | Marshawn Lynch | Calvin Johnson | Marion Barber |
| San Quentin Saints | Kellen Winslow | Marques Colston | Dwayne Bowe |
| The Undergarments | Ladanian Tomlinson | Tony Romo | Jamal Lewis |
| Greasy Weasels | Brandon Marshall | ||
| Vinny’s Gang | Adrian Peterson(MN) | David Garrard | |
| Z-Squad | Willie Parker | Ryan Grant | Braylon Edwards |
The Undergarments Keepers
The Undergarments will be keeping Ladainian Tomlinson, Tony Romo, and Jamal Lewis. They will be giving up their 1st, 2nd, and 4th round picks.
Z-Squad Keepers
The Z-Squad will be keeping Willie Parker, Ryan Grant, and Braylon Edwards. They will be giving up their 6th, 7th, and 8th round picks.
Vinny’s Gang Keepers
Vinny’s Gang will be keeping Adrian Peterson(MN), and David Garrard. They will be giving up their 3rd and 8th round picks.
Greasy Weasels Keepers
The Greasy Weasels will be keeping Brandon Marshall. They will be giving up their 8th round pick.
San Quentin Saints Keepers
The San Quentin Saints will be keeping Kellen Winslow, Marques Colston, and Dwayne Bowe. They will be giving up their 4th, 7th, and 8th round picks.